I went to the music store several months ago to test out some amps. I had picked up a guitar and started to play whatever. When I was younger, I always dreamed about being able to shred and just play in general. When I can I'll be all cool about it. Anyway, I was soloing a metallica song and this young grungy girl comes up and says, "hey that's metallica" with a big smile on her face. In response, I was like yeah whatever and kept on playing just blowing her off. I didn't realize until I left the store what I had did. What a dick! Unfortunetly, I have a habit of leaving the world behind when I play my guitar. My wife hates it. What's the worst you've ever did since you guys learned how to play?

I broke my guitar on new years because it would look cool. I was pretty drunk and didnt realize how stupid that was until later, luckily it wasnt my ibanez though. the neck is busted pretty bad on it so im gonna take it to a shop once i find one after i get all my shit unpacked, i just moved to north carolina a few days ago. this place fuckin sucks

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I knew someone who had a Gibson Les Paul that tried to do the trick where you spin it around your body. The strap came off and it hit the wall The bottom now has a nice chunk out of the transparent midnight blue finish.

thats why straplocks were invented!
thinking about it i dont think i have ever done any "rock-starish" bullshit

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just fucked a bunch of chicks...but that, i still like to do.

not much on guitar by the way.

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i attracted a crowd playing in a guitar center once, i played opeth's "the drapery falls" all the way thru, minus the solo, didnt know it at the time, still dont know it all the way, one of the employees working in acessories came over, shook my hand, and thanked me for playing it, he said no one ever plays opeth in there. not something i wish didnt happen, but a bit of a rockstar type moment, i felt kinda cool.

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I wear a denim vest to school every day (and in the winter I wear a leather jacket) with reebok hightops too And once I wore my vest on top of my jacket... I got looked at weird for that one

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the most rockstar like thing ive ever done?
its got to be " not regreting anything rockstarlike ive ever done"
i have done some pretty stupid stuff though.
once we went to play a gig as a favour to someone.
it was miles away from our fan base.
nobody turned up cause the promoter didnt have a clue.
after nine oclock came and nobody turned up the other bands left without playing and we had all gotten really drunk so we decided to do it anyway.
and half way through my big solo i realised i was too wasted to play it, so i carried on making vaguely solo like noises, and climbed up on to the speakers as high as i could get (about four foot high) and started head banging and then jumped off knocking the singer into the drumkit. but the song carried on anyway.
it kinda screwed everyone up and we completely messed up the structure but nobody was there so who cares.

i did the spinal tap falling over thing once aswell, but there wasnt anybody to help me up. which was bad cause we had a big audience that time and i cant play too well lying down.

i also tried to kidnap reece witherspoon but thats another story.

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fuck I would have played too, you didnt set up for nothing. just call it a rehersal and its all good

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my thoughts exactly.

apparently sting broke america when he played a gig infront of three people and one of them was a radio DJ who then played their stuff all day and all night.

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Most rockstar moment was when the two most metal dudes at the guitar store popped their heads in as I was playing slayer songs and smiled.

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I'd been playing guitar for 3 years, but I'd never had a single guitar lesson and I was still intent on having at least one. I turned up for my first lesson, my teacher introduced himself and, knowing that I'd been playing for a few years, wanted me to show him what I could play (to see how much I needed teaching). So I played him a bit of Images by Cacophony, and he looked at me funny. It turned out he didn't think I needed to be taught anything, we jammed together for about 50 minutes until the end of the lesson and then he sent me home, telling me to never come back!

Sri Lanka - formerly Ceylon - and I had to find 5,000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night...

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thats a rather cryptic post, john

i dont do rockstar shit, i keep to myself

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You've never seen Wayne's World 2?!?!?!?!?!?!

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i have, but i dont remember sri lanka being a part of it

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It's the beginning to the story that Del Preston (the roadie that Wayne and Garth hire to put on Waynestock) tells about 5 times during the film.

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i call bullshit on you

one time we opened for Yngwie and during our sound check i noticed on his prep table along with a brush and a hairdryer a pair of his crazy "rock star" sunglasses you always see him wearing....lets just say I keep them in my case as a good luck charm.

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.....I dressed...and played....glam.....I looked like Flo from the t.v. show Mels Diner. God help me I have pics....

so you've met yngwie for real or are you just bullshitting us?

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...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...

You kick ass man!

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hahah, i am a witness to this.

ahhh.... the memories

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Try and play to a whole bunch of people while utterly wasted and make a good ol' fashioned dick of myself.

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But that's awesome. Don't worry, you didn't make a dick of yourself. They expect shit like that from rock stars. It only shows everyone how awesome you really are. I want to get real wasted and play in front of people and completely fuck up and all the 13 year olds watching will be like "whoa, that guy is sooo cool!"

OMG, THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I CAN SAY!!!

I walked around the mall playing songs on a mini-amp before, like in the elevator. I played guitar with my knees (DON'T ASK!!!) and broke a tuning peg. I kicked the shit out of my guitar after throwing it upon the ground while rockin' with my band. I have jumped from high spaces while playing guitar with my band only to land in uncomfortable ways. I have rolled on the ground while soloing. And, I once stuck out my tongue while playing.

Those aren't really damaging, just embarassing.

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The most rockstar thing I have ever done is either :

1. Telling a girl that told me that she heard I was pretty good at guitar that asked me to play a song, resulting in myself saying I cannot play anything and I suck (I did know how to play something though). Then everyone wanted me to play MOP, and I didn't. Why? Was not used to the gutiar (it was at stomache/waist level), and did not know what to play.

2. When these exchange students were over (Japanese), they hummed the Smoke On The Water riff, so I decided to play it since I had the gutiar in my hands. Then they thought I was good or something.

I am not sure if those are rockstar moments, but I despise it when people play guitar, you ask them something, and they just stare at you without replying, like they are better than you are something. Kids that bend on the 1st string on 10 and do a ton of penatonic stuff on a stratocaster at guitar center also annoy me.

I hate when your jammin out and someone says "play something" and you go blank. That definitly sucks. or even worse is when they say "play something i know", because you know they dont know any metal and that leaves you with classic rock (which mostly i forgot everything i knew) and mainstream (which i never knew)

Or someone yells, "play Freebird" or "Stairway". I will not play it

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OMGZ NO WAYZ?!?


OK!!!!


BULLSHIT!!!


NEKRO, DOOD!!!!!!!!

Thank you, Rapture, for pointing out how I am a valley girl in disguise.

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anytime.

you know, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem

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Thank you - somebody with class at last!

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This happens too often to me. Goddamn its annoying.

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yea, me too, it's really annoying, I usually play Cowboys From Hell thoug 'cause that's always the only song that comes to my mind

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Got drunk off my ass on whiskey, crawled to my bedroom, and then pissed out of the window because I couldnt make it to the toilet

yeah we did a show last year with both Yngwie annd George Lynch. Yngwie was rockstar attitude guy, but thats all so when i met his drummer Patrik Johansson who im now doing a side project with...I know all the in side gossip on Yngwie now. Stuff like Yngwie kicked the bassist out of the band in the middle of the tour and didnt even tell him, the tour bus just left him in like Iowa or somewhere...It was all because the bassist pointed the smoke machine right at Yngwie as a joke...I guess he didnt think it was funny. But yeah I met Yngwie.

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You met Yngwie? Im sorry, no one should have to be in the presence of that dick. Did you atleast offer him a doughnut?

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Word.

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Yeah! He's ob3s3!

I heard he lost about 50 pounds. I'm also assuming you've heard the plane fight? He can be quite a dick, I agree.

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Just watch the Panter home videos... Yngwie comes out of his tour bus and it goes something like this

Yngwie "Get that fookin' camera out of my face"
Rex(I think..)
"Want a donut?"
Yngwie "No I dont want a fookin' donut, I dont eat donuts!"
Yngwie to his groupies "Cmon girls"
Then he pulls the girls into the elevator.

Funny shit though.

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TELL ME MORE! TELL ME MORE!

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You'll notice that after that, Dime says "Man. Fuckin' Hostile." I wonder if that's where the song came from?

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Yes! I also want to know more.

man I want the pantera home videos... can you buy the pantera vidios at amazon.com or somthing?

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the most rock star thing i did was shit on a girl's chest while on stage in a blueman suit. Then i put napalm all over my body and ignited it while playing the most insane solo in the world that was 53hrs 12minutes 32seconds 1half second

other then that...nothing.

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well done man, well done... (the post)

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The shiting and napalm is cool too...

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The best part about that was the fact he was in a blueman suit. That's just insane

I wonder which part it is he regrets...

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I would regret the suit if I were him.

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He regrets that the solo wasn't longer. I was there, it was fucking insane.

The most rockstar thing I've ever done is cover some Cacophony and Watchtower while getting my knob polished by the tongue of a woman who was giving birth, then eating the placenta. Despite what you might think, it's actually similar to cheese in that, despite the foul odor, it's actually quite palatable. GG Allin woke up and masturbated in his coffin upon hearing what I did.

Well, backstage Seth Putnam pulled down his pants, spread his cheeks, and ran after me backward, chasing me with his brown star. He called me a "Jewish fucking nigger spic cunt" when I refused to fuck him. The part I regret is not beating the shit out of him and raping his mother.

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$27.. free shipping http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...?v=glance&s=dvd

you'll have fun watching these

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Probably the time when I attracted a crowd in Guitar Center when I played "The Drapery Falls" by Opeth and this guy who worked there shook my hand and... oh wait, scratch that

It was when my band played a show the day after Dime's death. After a couple of our songs we played Cemetery Gates. About 2 or 3 seconds into the intro, the crowd cheered and I was amazed so many there knew the song. Then when we played Drag the Waters there was a huge mosh pit. I loved that show.

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hahah
act of shredding..

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whats so funny?

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Its the Art of shredding

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... I dont get it?

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They wrote ACT of shredding instead of ART.

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ok...

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thank you I'm sooo gonna buy that, ayone seen that superjoint ritual live in dallas, texas? I'm thinking of getting that one too if it's any good...

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Nope, havent seen the SJR but they do cover 3 Pantera songs if I remember correctly

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