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2004-12-18, 22:39
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Goocholic. The new religion
I propose that everyone who likes gooches, NAY, loves gooches, should all come together and form a religion. If you join you can learn about the origins of the very first Gooch Master. Pray to the Gooch God day and night and best of all go for communion and eat a shrivled up gooch that has been sitting behind a radiator for 11 years and drink the blood of a gooch every Sunday at mass. If you're looking for enlightenment, then join in!!!
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2004-12-18, 22:40
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wow, we get the joke FUNNAY!!
Now please invent a new word, for this "gooch" has gotten old.
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2004-12-18, 22:49
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Originally Posted by gotgooch
I propose that everyone who likes gooches, NAY, loves gooches, should all come together and form a religion. If you join you can learn about the origins of the very first Gooch Master. Pray to the Gooch God day and night and best of all go for communion and eat a shrivled up gooch that has been sitting behind a radiator for 11 years and drink the blood of a gooch every Sunday at mass. If you're looking for enlightenment, then join in!!!
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omg, ima fukn kill u. |
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2004-12-18, 23:16
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Originally Posted by Knight
omg, ima fukn kill u.
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damn gooch hater. Always tryin to take gooches down a notch...
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2004-12-18, 23:30
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I still don't get it 
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2004-12-19, 00:17
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Originally Posted by ManOwaR
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I'll explain it to you. It's a mentally and emotionally stunted American's pathetic attempt to garner attention through pitifully immature humor. His sole purpose here is to get you to pay attention to him/her/it because he/she/it is a pathetic loser who can't get any attention in their real life. Instead of trying to become a person who people might want to pay attention to, he decided it would be a better idea to harass a forum about a subject he neither appreciates nor understands, and thereby forcing people to pay attention to him.
One day, if he/she/it somehow manages to lose their virginity (a feat in and of itself), they will stop bothering us. You can rest assured whoever this is has never had an orgasm while another living being was present. Well, maybe a hamster, but I'm sure it didn't want to be there.
In a further attempt to draw attention, they will respond to anybody who criticises or exposes he/she/it for exactly who they are with pathetic attempts at insult by insinuating either homosexuality or deviant sexual acts. This act is obviously a result of this pathetic loser's obsession with sex, which they haven't and probably will never have. This person doesn't deserve our hatred or our appreciation. They deserve our pity. I don't know how you could look at someone destined to lead such a pathetic, lonely existence without feeling bad for them.
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2004-12-19, 00:30
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^ uh... yeah i think your right on that.
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2004-12-19, 00:39
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haha ok thanks chris 
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2004-12-19, 03:31
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Chris, you kick ass. You make the most random long posts that are totally true all the time.
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