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Hahaha, read all the comments on the staves!
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Very grim, Doc!
I'm willing to bet that there's somebody out there who can actually play along to that sheet music 
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hahahahaha
thats much funner then xdx attempt at humerouse stuff...
pot should try and get his teach to play that!
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well i had to study it a bit first, that second measure in 23/4 time kinda tripped me up a bit, but i got it down
and obviously they have never heard of a little beuty called "8va" 
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I remember seeing one one like this, near the end it said something like, "now let the ducks cross the stage." Random shit is funny.
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someone put this into pt or gp and post it!
No not me. I suck at pt :P
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I can read some sheet music but that would take me a day or two to play.
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haha i saw that on another forum, its crazy.. very well thought out though, haha im sure someone is able to play that if they have like 20 hands haha, sometimes there are like 8 notes played at one time.. insane..
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Someone needs to guitar pro or power tab this i would but i can barley read the notation
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It would be really hard to GP or PT it, seeing as there as most of it is played 12 notes at a time, and wouldnt fit on a guitar tab staff, but ahh you can half it into two guitars i suppose..
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That is awesome.
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i tab into guitar pro the first piece
1. guitar pro doesn´t allow the ritmo of 54/32, so i put 32/32
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Okay........How the fuck are you supossed to be able to play that? Looks kinda hard to me.
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its a joke, you must not know theory or you would have got it
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
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I figured I had to add my 2 cents. .. I can never keep my big mouth shut though. Hey, Guitar_demon did you say that it hadn't heard of the 8va or you hadn't heard of the 8va. . . Just curious it's on the first page of this thread.
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Hey, Guitar_demon did you say that it hadn't heard of the 8va or you hadn't heard of the 8va. . . Just curious it's on the first page of this thread.
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i said who ever made it must not know what it is cause they have ledger lines up the ass 
but they most likly did that on purpose, whoever did make that probably knows a shit load of theory
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
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Psh. Old thread. Old news. Been around for ages.
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"Recoat all the pinatas with marmalade..."
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why must I?
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Because you are the chosen one, sir.
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can someone add that pic at photobucket or something
because that site is blocked here (if u r wondering see my location)
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can someone add that pic at photobucket or something
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NO YOU SHUT UP and talk only when you have something important to say, rather than be so obsessed with my posts....(seriously are you gay)
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I happen to be gay. I also watch the teletubbies and eat ice cream out of your father's ass. I'm not obsessed with your posts, why should I care about what someone in the "FUCKIN MIDDLE EAST" says, especially someone such as yourself who does act his age. You speak like an eight year old, and I wouldn't be surprised if you are only saying you are in the Middle East to be gr1m, necr0, etc. Everything you've said recently has really pissed me off. Normally whatever you post has no relevant meaning to the thread and irritates people. Even your 1 man inside joke name reeks of cheese. So go eat a dick, fag.
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