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2004-12-17, 00:56
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All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Gooches
Hey friends and rectum lovers alike! I just wanted to inform you metal loving crazy guys that there's a new definition of brutal in town: ASHLEE MOTHERFUCKING SATAN WORSHIPPING SIMPSON (Headbangs like one of those fags you see onstage at a so called "metal" show) If you like your blast beats so insanely fast that the Berzerker is calling you, begging to tone down the BPM, get PIECES OF ME! If you want vocals so gutteral that you think you just made a particularly loud bowel movement, GET PIECES OF ME! If you want your guitarists tremelo picking to be so intense that doctors orders state for him never to move his arm again in fear of breaking it, GET PIECES OF ME! Don't even get me started on the hyper speed slap bass wizardry! You'll thank me when you realize just how truly kvlt she is.
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2004-12-17, 01:01
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Lo, they do call to me...
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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOLDING TWAT
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2004-12-17, 01:08
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Location: canada eh.
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You're my new idol.
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2004-12-17, 01:11
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This thread is gooch-tastic!
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2004-12-17, 01:11
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Originally Posted by MoonRaven
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOLDING TWAT
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2004-12-17, 01:12
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Originally Posted by CANNIBALCORPSE
This thread is gooch-tastic!
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2004-12-17, 01:13
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Lo, they do call to me...
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Originally Posted by Trendkill 420
You're my new idol.
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me or him
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2004-12-17, 01:14
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Originally Posted by MoonRaven
me or him
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him.
I do hope I get my front two gooches for christmas though.
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2004-12-17, 02:13
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I asked for a front gooch and a slightly off-center gooch. If I don't get that I'm burning down the fuckin North Pole.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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