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Old 2004-12-16, 01:12
goochasaurus
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BREAKING NEWS!!!

THIS JUST IN....Trey Azagthoth's gooch has just taken 5 smaller gooches hostage!! He demands that the highly cancerous gooch of Chris Barnes makes sweetly sublime love with his gooch by midnight December 25th. I don't know about you, but I'm scared!
 
Old 2004-12-16, 01:12
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oh your so banned
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2004-12-16, 01:15
goochasaurus
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Oh, you are such a testicle shitting rectal wart. You wanna ban me? I'll slice off your nuts off and pickle them in your uncles jizz and ram them down your grandmas wrinkly throat.
 
Old 2004-12-16, 01:16
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someone didnt get hugged enough as a child
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2004-12-16, 01:18
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lol, anyway, Bah.

Fuck Off...
 
Old 2004-12-16, 01:19
goochasaurus
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Yeah, you probably got hugged too much by your faggot child molesting father. Knob gobbler.
 
Old 2004-12-16, 01:35
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lmao
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Oh, you are such a testicle shitting rectal wart. You wanna ban me? I'll slice off your nuts off and pickle them in your uncles jizz and ram them down your grandmas wrinkly throat.

you have serious problems that only kids that were babbysat by Michael Jackson have. Go see a doctor for further info.
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2004-12-16, 01:38
goochasaurus
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I'm gettin babysat by yo mama tonight.
 
Old 2004-12-16, 01:45
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Ooooohh, good one. Did you pull that out of your ass because i saw mike putting it up there
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2004-12-16, 01:48
goochasaurus
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Yeah did you fantasize that while trying to jerk off during an episode of Golden Girls while listening to the Mommas and Papas? Now what!















B-i-itch.
 
Old 2004-12-16, 01:53
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Wow. You're gay, congratulations. Now that your out of the closet, just leave.
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Old 2004-12-16, 01:54
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LOL... some people have waaaay too much time on their hands.
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Old 2004-12-16, 01:56
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Originally Posted by CANNIBALCORPSE
Wow. You're gay, congratulations. Now that your out of the closet, just leave.


Wow, you fucked your uncle. If I'm gay then you're the Miles Davis of the homosexual community. Queef mung.
 
Old 2004-12-16, 02:00
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Wheres a mod when you need one..
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Old 2004-12-16, 02:02
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I dunno he is pretty damn funny.
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Old 2004-12-16, 02:13
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If you even try and ban me, I will send a pack of dogs that are overdosed on toxic parakeet jizz that will queef into your mouth so that you die from the dreaded disease parakeetqueefitis.

In a PM. Closed. Banning imminent.

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