Weren't you voted for it last year too?

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I don't think so.

I'll vote you powers. Although, to many of you, he may seem like a pacifist - don't be deceived. He will unleash the fucking fury. Infact, I bet he's on a warpath right now.

nah, you still get my vote nihilly.

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Bahhhhh.

humbug?

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=P

I have no idea either, your the fluffy lovable guy who started the 2nd FTP

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was the FTP the thing where you guys wrote a really long story

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Haha, no the FTP is the file transfer protocol, its a file sharing program where we all uploaded and downloaded music from, the thread is a sticky up the top of this forum.

Edit: For your information: The FTT was the story thread.

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Hahaha naww, for all the mod powers I got, I never really had the power to hold a grudge.

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If ya dont like the thread dont read it... OMG GOOD IDEA?!@

Your the only mod around here that gets the job done though, thats why I voted for you... I guess

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now now, we all know you're just waiting to unleash tha fawking fury!!!

Most disliked - Guy with the "exploding s.s. amp"... I believe he was the same as skcoffin but let's not mention that name again.

Most offensive - Gotta be metal=life. I was going to nominate him for "most unrelentingly sarcastic and hateful motherfucker" but most offensive about does it.

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I tabbed out Staring through the eyes of the dead for you!
EDIT: the solo

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I never had a problem with metal=life. The only ones I ever had a problem with was Dissection and BLS saying my name and 'milf' in the same sentence. (mom evil stares at them)

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oldest new guy with least posts: me!

(if that makes any sense)

blizzard beest got my props from that dani filth comment, as shown below...

cheers man

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thanks mate

heh, i joined in august, made two posts then fucked off until november

same here... but i have an average of like 8 posts a day.

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just admit it, you are a MILF and you know it.

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Wally's gonna choke when he sees that.

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Ohhh your gonna get the mean end of a hissy fit from a rampaging drunken yeti!!

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tis worth it, though i know not what she looks like, any mom that is into metal is a milf

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wtf is a milf?

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Mom I'd Like to Fuck

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Your kidding me right?

if your not kidding : Mum I'd Like to Fuck

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dude hes from iceland give him a break

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thats true

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ok nahh I wasn't kidding... I really didn't know.

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Yes, iceland... the utmost example of seafloor spreading.

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Normally I'd say something about all of your comments, but I think I'm gonna leave it alone, and just let you have your fun. I'm not dumb enough to get mad about something on here so you fucking jackals can rip me apart. Not to mention, if anyone actually tried anything, I'd much rather watch them deal with my father. Trust me, it'd be funny...

Getting angry about something like this on the internet is pointless, but just in case you were wondering, comments like that would get you your jaw broken around me, if I happened to think you were serious.

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That was a shitty way to post, but I'm not gonna edit it, I'll just tell you what I tell my navy buddies if they comment like that.

Go for it, it's your medical bill.

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The internet is fun!

GAR!

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none of my MILF comments are meant seriously, wally, only said for fun.

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I figured as much. Milf away. Want her number?

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oh jeeze give them a fake number they'll call it

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HAHA, do it dude.

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What?

MODERATORS:
* Moderator Most Resembling a Rampaging Nazi - Def
MEMBERS:
* Most Annoying Member - Everybody who creates endless posts. I'm to lazy to read all that!!!
* Most Universally Disliked Member - Ahh, it's Christmas. I love you all. GROUP HUGGING!!!!

NEW MEMBERS:
* Least Annoying New Member - Nearly every regular. Especially beer-loving guys!!!

ALL MEMBERS:
* The "Where Are They Now?" - Definately Atif!!!
* Most Offensive Poster - It's metaltabs, nothing's offensive here, or i don't understand that.

*Worst Music moment - Dime's dead!!!
*Best Music Moment - All of my gigs this year, except the one in Poland.

*Most helpful member - John, Def, Nihilist, xDx

*Best personal discovery of 2004 - Psycroptic, Sinner's bleed, Necrophagist

*Best Tabber - John, Cloaca



C'mon guys, you have to mention me for the award:
*Best English ever!!!

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Well, I'm amazed. Wally, I figured either you wouldn't say a word or you'd go into what a fatass I am. Shoot, I guess chivalry isn't dead or else you're just waiting to see what i got you for Christmas. Then while we're on our road trip you'll dump me off in BF Nebraska somewhere in a cornfiled.

You're a good kid. And it would be funny to see your dad go snakeshit on one of them, wouldn't it?

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moony, you're fudged

MODERATORS:
* Moderator Most Resembling a Rampaging Nazi - Def (i've felt the bad end of him more than a few times)

MEMBERS:
* Most Annoying Member - dissection
* Most Universally Disliked Member - carnivorouswind, numetal bastard, skcoffdimmuhold
most pointless member: metal=life (in a good way though )

NEW MEMBERS:
* Least Annoying New Member - collyersgirl

ALL MEMBERS:
* The "Where Are They Now?" - i'd vote SHS but i know where he is, so i'll go with dissecion.
* Most Offensive Poster - BLS, FBS

*Worst Music moment - Dime's dead!!!
*Best Music Moment - seeing opeth

*Most helpful member - marino

*Best personal discovery of 2004 - intense hammer rage

*Best Tabber - john, tim, myles.

ehhhhh.

MODERATORS:
* Moderator Most Resembling a Rampaging Nazi - hmm i would say Def

MEMBERS:
* Most Annoying Member - that goochtastic guy
* Most Universally Disliked Member - anyone who posted "nu-metal" threads in bands section

most pointless member: cant think of anyone

NEW MEMBERS:
* Least Annoying New Member - RIP Dime

ALL MEMBERS:
* The "Where Are They Now?" - Atif, Soulinsane

* Most Offensive Poster - BLS

*Worst Music moment - Dimebag's Death
*Best Music Moment - sSeeing Behemoth/Incantation/Krisiun

*Most helpful member - Def

*Best personal discovery of 2004 - lol Vader, haven't heard them before last month

*Best Tabber - John Mansley

OK, the updated list:

MODERATORS:
* Moderator Most Resembling a Rampaging Nazi - Def, but only a little.

MEMBERS:
* Most Annoying Member - gooch (+ whatever lame suffix he deigns to be amusing)
* Most Universally Disliked Member - carnivorouswind

NEW MEMBERS:
* Least Annoying New Member - Cloaca, ManOwar

ALL MEMBERS:
* The "Where Are They Now?" - Atif, Delete79
* Most Offensive Poster - metal=life, it is funny though.

*Worst Music moment - the death of Dimebag Darrell
*Best Music Moment - seeing Slayer
*Most helpful member - powers & guitar demon for all the theory
*Best personal discovery of 2004 - Akercocke, Severed Savior
*Best Tabber - Cloaca, Stachio, SpiritCrusher

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I said "and people who tabbed shit out that i wanted, YOU FALL INTO THAT!!!

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Me too.

Best tabs- Chris, all his tabs seem to be songs that I want to play

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I'm making up my own categories because the ones already used mostly suck. Kiss my ass.

Best new guy- CreditToDementia. I can't believe nobody else has mentioned him. You are all a bunch of dildos.

Best comeback- PST88. If it weren't for him, Credit, John, and the mods, this forum would be a piece of shit and you all know it. Of course, the site would still rule, but that's neither here nor there.

Best album of 2004- Necrophagists masterpiece Epitaph. Honorable mention goes to Cannibal Corpse for The Wretched Spawn, which was a huge improvement over their last couple of releases, and also to Suffocation's Souls to Deny, which was a fantastic piece of work.

Worst album of 2004- I don't listen to bad albums, dumbass. If I had to guess, I would say whatever Transient says is the best album of 2004.

Most annoying member- Far too many to list, consists almost entirely of newbies who don't last too long. Honorable mention goes to all the jackasses who are fooled by trolls into thinking they are serious. For example, when a troll comes around talking about how our music is evil and we need to repent to Christ, every single person that responds actually BELIEVING that person, telling them "Jesus sucks, leave us alone", and pretending like you are Glen Benton. You know who you are, you're all dumbasses, and you're all annoying because you feed the trolls.

Best poster ever- Me. I kick infinite amounts of ass. If you disagree, you can suck my cock, but only figuratively because some of you probably will.

Best signature- Mine, obviously. You can't beat Monty Python, and anybody who thinks differently is obviously a dimwitted dingleberry with no a primitive sense of humor. To put it differently, anybody who will laugh when the words "poop" or "penis" are mentioned.

As for the question about when we all joined, I joined originally in early 2002, but I rarely used my account, and I forgot my handle so I signed up for this account in early 2003. Actually, I'm looking at the members list right now, and my first nick is registered 2002-05-03, and it has no posts, although I was certain I had posted with it. Whatever.

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Sounds like Chris is cranky

Another award- Longest posts- Chris

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Just for the record, Chris has been around a while. I was looking through my old posts at one point and found one of his early posts was an argument with me well before I left on the ever-popular Pantera/Exhorder issue. Or, rather, he said why he thought they were rip offs and I said why I thought they weren't and then the thread died. Funnily enough, I'm listening to Exhorder right now. I've had an impulse to since I came home, I just couldn't find a tape player.

'Credit to Dementia' is an awesome name.

No no. PST in full-flight is quite an ostentation. Some of his posts, or doctrines should I say, are quite extraordinary. So extraordinary that I simply cannot read 1/10000th of the first sentence. Reincarnation of Moses, I shit you not.

Same for John.

Oh hey, there he is.

Jarrod's right. I try to stay succinct lately, though. Keep in mind I had like 6,000 or so long-ass posts (none of that 'lol' shit) on atmetal, and another 1,000 plus here. I'm all typed out.

And yeah, here I am. You know what to try and do.

On a sidenote, after thinking about it for about 2 nanoseconds, I've finally realized what your signature is all about. I love Clint Eastwood.

Same here. It was the only tribute line that seemed appropriate by my standards. I posted this in the mod forum, but I figure this should go in general population too, and to stay on topic and not have to post in other threads I'll make a new category:

Most Anticipated Release for 2005: http://www.down-nola.slaytanicoffer...CANDLE109CD.jpg or the new Nevermore.

Most gangsta': Me

Bullshit yah cunt.

Biggest asshole - Me.

By far, no contest. i make fun of cancer patients for christ sake.

Oh, welcome back wally. It seems you have returned.

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are you coming back dissection?

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Ha I haven't seen dissection around these parts in a while...

I didn't leave on purpose. I had to put more effort into school. And its been working, believe it or not.

So, every now and then, I pop up and claim I'm not back. Hehe, I've turned into PST.

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There is a drunken yeti trying to walk downstairs and he's singing and telling his brother to suck his balls. Now they're argueing about who was adopted. Daddy isn't much better. He said his burrito squirted on him so I told him to put a condom on it.

Oh boy! It's gonna be a fun night at wally's house!

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I don't ever recall arguing with or otherwise communicating with you that long ago. Hell, up until a few months ago I didn't even know you existed. For the record, a couple of years ago I was far more aggressive in my Exhorder/Pantera stance before finally just admitting the total ripoff was only temporary and the permanent ripoff was only done by Phil. Also a couple of years ago I was far more aggressive in my stance about the misuse of the word 'power metal', which is something I still believe, I just don't have the energy to adhere to the stance. I gathered some disciples during those harsh battles, some of whom misguidedly still argue that point to this day. To them I say let it go, sure, we are right, but people are too stupid to deserve the truth anyway.

Yeah, Credit to Dementia IS an awesome name. I haven't seen him around in a while though. That's funny... that's all I have to say.

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i did !!!

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FearFrost - best hair.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...rFrost/GWAR.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...rFrost/hair.jpg

fuck ya!

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its all shiny

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yup, but again... its a bad pic of me giving "the horns"

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I did. Where is he anyway?




Yep.

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Nice GWAR shirt

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i dunno, i might have ya beat for best hair

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no way dude, those 2 pic im in were taken at 1230 ish last night, in a bar... the ONLY bar left in the city where people can smoke, and head bannging for a good hours WITH the cold being at it all day...

god i have sexy hair.

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powersoft's hair owns you all

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Your grades were going down because of an online forum? wow.

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I've not been around for any significant amount of time recently, so it probably wouldn't be expedient if I voted. That being said, people who voted for me are either mad or blind considering how genuinely horrible some of you other moderating creatures can be. Just the worst kind of low-life criminal llama-interfering douchebuckets you could get, really. It's nice to feel you're part of something.

Until then, drink your battery acid.

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No, but I needed to spend more time on academics. It has nothing to do with the forum, just that I was spending too much time on other shit. That and my rents cut my computer time. Again.

Soo.... here I am.

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More or less the same place I've always been, just busier. I'll be around more if I get the chance. Read the below.


Hilarious, trust me. PM me and I'll give you all the particulars of my ten days away that I wouldn't want on the public board. Life calls sometimes. I've been on a spectacular drinking binge because the past week and a half or so is way up there on the list of the worst I've lived through (it's not just the Dime shooting), and the rest of my time has been taken up by my every day routine and the added weight of what I'll only refer to as 'personal issues' for now (the type of conditions that make for bad living but, through the correct alembics, good art. Or shitty art. Both are possible). I've only just sobered up and been able to keep it that way, at least thus far. I'll see how it goes. Give me a few days to sort out all the delightful new surprises in my life and I'll either return to form or leave properly.

And yes, my name rules. That was a major factor in my choosing it.

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Haaahaaaa.

Since I'm home, maybe I'll ask my sis to take one of me so I can post it up..... My hair is on the mend though. Did you know that blow drying your hair gets rid of the fuzz?

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I'd have to agree. powers' does have cool hair, but if wally still had hair his would be cooler. It was like tightly wound, bouncing springs.

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im the unknownest member!! i get on everyday and acctually wait for people to post, just keep hitting refresh! i dont post that much because i dont have that many questions.i have studied guitar and everything about it since i started...if i wanted i would be more known but i think posting for a post count is stupid..

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Your not unknown...

if you have a quote of me in your sig then you have status foo!

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and a funny quote it is but yeah, you're unknown, because your post just don't stand out, I think. well, except for that hippie flower maybe.

isnt that the cover of some opeth album?

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who cares, it still sucks.

and so does opeth, now go and cry, bitches

finally, someone who agrees with me.

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That is a Bushmaster 14.5" M4 upper with an A.R.M.S #45M SIR on a preban Olympic Arms lower, Vltor stock, Trijicon Tripower, Surefire 9V weaponlight, Dieter CQD vertical grip and Magpul's new MIAD pistol grip.
I have a ton of AR's, but this configuration is without a doubt my favorite.

...

yeah uh, thats a nice gun

that is a cool gun

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I don't like guns...

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Hmm, looks like a AK-47 of some sort..

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Nah, it's a AR-15, american.. AK47's are way different.

I'de love to fire a M-16 or AR-15, hehe!

I wish that guy lived back home in NZ. can never have enough guns

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Yeah, wouldnt anyone.

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Yes, M-16s are pretty superior weaponry, i guess thats why theyre still using em, because there hasnt been a need to change.

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Somebody told me the army updated to M-22, even thought this just sounds like bs is it true??

Not any time soon, Replacing the entire american army with a different Standard issue weapon would be a really big fucking chore.

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M-16's are alot of maintenece, gimme a AK over a m-16

guns are ghey though

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Here is another pic of the AR-15 in my avatar.
Glad you guys like it, if you ever get the chance to shoot one, do it! You will most likely be hooked from the word go.

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Thats pretty cool, mate. I wouldn't mind a real MP5 or a G36 myself.

BUUUUT... My first'll probably be a Glock 18 when I turn 'of age.'

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If i was gonna get a gun id get good ol m-1 garand.

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i would either get a mosin nagant, or a Mauser K98. Classics. (well thats if firing guns were legal in the UK)

Spot on.

Back on topic too, please.