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Your Guitar's Nickname
Anyone here named there guitars? Seems kind of stupid, but I did. I got the most emo guitar in the world. A faded cherry Gibson SG Special. Since it's red, I named it "The Red Baron." What's your guitar's name?
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"piece of shit"
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I don't name my guitar, but thats just because its a cheap p.o.s.
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Name your guitar? What are you on?
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LMAO
that really hit my funny bone
anyways, i have ebony (epiphone sg 310) and ivory (parker nitefly)
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"my V" jackson king-v
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haha, yea, if i ever call my guitar anything, it tends to go like this
[INTIMIDATINGBLACKMETALVOICE]SOUND GOOD YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT[\INTIMIDATINGBLACKMETALVOICE] |
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I name my Custom Daisy Rock heartbreaker series w/ princess purple paintjob the "Interoir Anal Wall Shredding Blades of Death"
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I name my Custom Daisy Rock heartbreaker series w/ princess purple paintjob the "Interoir Anal Wall Shredding Blades of Death"
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Haha, that's quite the contradiction! 
Naming your guitar is stupid. The only possessions which should ever be named are cars, and at that it should remain as "her", "she" or "baby".
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I just call mine Julia
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i refer to my gibson SG as my other girlfriend... coincidentally this makes my current one jealous.. at least she never caught us in bed together...yet
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I name my Custom Daisy Rock heartbreaker series w/ princess purple paintjob the "Interoir Anal Wall Shredding Blades of Death"
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2004-11-04, 05:19
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i refer to my gibson SG as my other girlfriend... coincidentally this makes my current one jealous.. at least she never caught us in bed together...yet
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Maybe she'd be into that kind of thing.
I call my Gibson Sg 'my Gibson SG.' That's the only guitar I have available at the moment. I have several others at my parents' house, and they're named similarly. Though, if it's a signature guitar, I'll call it by the name of the guitarist if it doesn't sound ridiculous stupid, which is about half of the time.
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i wanted to write "sledgehammer" on the scratch plate that covers the truss rod opening on the headstock. never did it though...wouldve ruined it considering that i'm now fully out of the hammer-sledgehammer phase 
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I used to have one named Kelly
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Maybe she'd be into that kind of thing.
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hmm now thats an idea for a kinky evening
mmm it would be like a wonderful threesome.. maybe i'll post pics.. or maybe i'll sleep on ur couch
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2004-11-05, 02:21
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2004-11-05, 11:59
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looooool, that's a good one andrew.
I just call my guitars "the KE3", "the strat clone", "the custom" and "the acoustic". Nothing fancy.
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I call my warlock "My shitty warlock"
And my new ESP is "My Baby" but everyone just calls it "Your ESP" heh.
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Anne - Squier Stratocaster Affinty
Laura - Hora Classical Guitar
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every guitar i own has been called excalibur. in true metal nature and true waynes world appreciation.
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"B.C. Rich" - Warlock NJ
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my guitar's name is Desdemona like the wife of Othello...I thought it was a kick ass name so I named my guitar that.
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Haha, that's quite the contradiction!
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Cars suck...
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Jackson DKMG - "jackson"
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Mine typically gets called something along the lines of "Goddamnit!" ..or "Fuckit!"..heh
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i call my jackson "Jaakko" or "Jakke"
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My friend did the honours for me of naming my guitar.
i have a dkmgt jackson its transparant black.
so my friend calls it "the Black Jackson: The most ironic guitar in the world"
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Well, I never thought about naming my guitar before, but I guess I will consider my "red" Ibanez to be "pizza sauce." Haha, that and I call my Jackson "my other guitar that I rarely play."
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Yeah! 'pizza sauce' thats pretty appropriate. Maybe Ill name my red Vanguard that, I dunno. i wouldnt want to ba a copycat.
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I named my Warlock 'Ghengis Khan'. The reason? While under his rule, Mongol hoards would give a city a chance for an early surrender prior to an invasion. If they didn't surrender, the city would be sacked and most likely defeated and the particular ruler would be rolled up in the finest of silk carpet carpets and kicked to death...what the fuck was I thinking???
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