your post count should be cut in half because you are such a useless poster. i bet you have 200+ posts in the now playing threads

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@disincarnate : its When Man And Machine Collide & NOT the other way round !

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because he decided that i'm an asshole because i'm on the other side of the right left line. but unlike him i never said my opinion was the right one. it is merely my opinion.. and to beat a dead horse opinions are like assholes, everyone has them and they all stink. he wants to be liberal, hey cool, but he seems hell bent on trashing me because i don't agree with him. which i feel whatever, i made enough friends on this board that one asshole doesn't bother me... if he wants to go that apeshit about my beliefs let him, i'll snicker at it and continue to post like normal.

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I'm 22 and my training to be a Chartered Accountant starts in January. I obtained a degree in mathematics from the University of Liverpool in 2003 and I drink a lot of beer. I love and adore Liverpool Football Club and I drink a lot of beer. I also love and adore death metal and also drink a lot of beer. Oh and I drink a lot of beer, though my drinking efforts pale into comparison with the, quite frankly, heroic exploits of Def.

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a degree in mathematics? my respect for you has increased yet higher. as much as i can bitch i know when to show respect. i myself am one of those people who is really only good at discrete mathematics

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haha, we'll be sure to grab 'some' pints next year at WC2006!!! PST will prolly be there too man! and last time he was in Amsterdam he got chased by a woman that was angry at him for smashing beer bottles in the park

I remember when I was in England I had to drink like crazy because the pub closed at 11 o'clock. haha I was like 'WHAT THE FUCK???' and everybody looked at me and was like 'huh? ofcourse it closes!'

but I ordered another 4 'lagers' and the guy wanted us out, so he let us take the glasses, we could return them the next evening

On another note, I suck at maths. Good on ya though John, you must be born with mathematical knowledge?

read it again....uve read it wrong....it is when man and machine n not machine and man

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20. I drink enough that, a few years from now, I will be unable to form any but monosyllabic words and understand any but the most simplistic of need-based concepts. I play the guitar for no particular reason, listen to a lot of music, read a lot when able, watch both obscure arthouse and mainstream movies, and drink too much.


I hope people stop being so obsessed with politics now that the election's over. I've got friends on all sides of the political spectrum, and I'm sick of hearing why liberals/conservatives/people suck every time I want to just chill. There's not enough emphasis put on just living your life anymore. Sure, cxmachine has some views I'd consider extreme and, in some cases, wrong-minded, I definitely won't deny that, but at the same time, those are his views. I wouldn't be a fan of putting him in public office, but that's not a concern at the moment. I won't judge anyone on their politics unless he lets it take the place of their personality; if he does, even if he's brilliant and right about everything, I will dislike him. Anybody who can keep his opinions to himself until asked and can tolerate disagreement is at least one step towards cool in my book. Not necessarily there, but at least a step ahead of the guy who can't shut up about politics when I'm just trying to drink a few beers.

Speaking of which: At the moment I have no idea where my jacket and bag are and will soon depart to find them. My advice to everybody: stop drinking early enough that you remember going home. I haven't been this hung over in years.

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You remind me of.... me about 6 years ago. Look what beer has done for me now.

I use to think about very abstract things all the time and had a expansive vocabulary to express those thoughts. No one much knew what the hell I was talking about most times because it required lots of concentration and a dictionary. It just took people to much time to figure me out. Not that I'm saying you don't have a very valid point in just about everything, but you cover everything in such great detail and it nearly makes my drunk brain go into seizers processing it.

Today, thanks to , I'm much more simple. All I think about is food, beer, sex, fun, music, and sleep. I feel much more humble and happier now that I've eradicated my higher thought capabilities. 2+2=5 finally makes since to me. Cheers

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21, pei canada. interests: music (all types), play bass, drink way too much (but at least i admit it), sex, jamming, argueing (even if i agree with you i like to stir up shit).
NOw does anyone want my number?

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room 101 motherfucker!

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I'm sorry but 2+2=5 I wrote it right the first time. Do you know what I'm talking about?

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no.
I was referring to 1984. That's where you learned 2+2=5. in room 101.

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That's right 1984, Goerge Orwell. I though you were telling me to go back to school, but your right. The secret is learned in room 101 isn't it. Silly me.

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In person, I'm pretty simple. I prefer it that way. I don't know why I'm not when I write, but it's probably habit and environment. It's much better to make a valid point without obscuring it.

I found my bag and jacket. My hangover has left my body and concentrated itself in my head. I need something liquid.

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Pussy cat...Arn't you my pussy cat that purrs in my lap while Soul is blowing me?

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Insomnium is the greatest thing to happen to me since.... i have no idea. its just that great

tyr are also a great band...from the obscure faroe islands

the guys got an AMAZING singing voice

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nah, that's you giving those blowjobs. you like to have a dick smacked in your face don't you kid?

another slow ass RTT.

ah got ya...but im on your shoulders while you get blows... i wouldnt want to get thats nasty jizz stuck in my fur now would I


i second whoever said this was a slow rtt...

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wow im listning to lamb of god for the first time right now...not too bad

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Lamb of god is awesome, welcome to the club. \m/

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booooo lamb of god are sub par

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sub-par at best, i think that is dissins all the real sub par bands.

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Ok, what is wrong with Lamb of God then?

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No solos, the vocalist sounds like a frog on steroids, and the drums arent interesting. Didnt mean to offend you tho soul. Didnt think you were a fan.

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solos occasionally, and when they happen, they're good. i happen to like how Randy sounds. and the drums, i agree, are nothing special, but they're alright. im a fan

Peavey Supreme XL half stack is now mine. sounds very very nice to my ears (which are used to a 30 watt marshall...)

I made a call several months ago between a VTM120 and a Supreme, I chose the VTM, not a bad amp.

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burzums "filosofem" album is absolutely essential. totally different from his other releases,im just starting to apprecaite its beauty and genius now. even the 25 minute keyboard thing finally makes sense to me. all my favorite albums take time to grow to like. id rank this up there with gorguts-obscura. absolutely amazing

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Lay off the vicodin pal.

Makes sense to you? You;re starting to sound like one of those emo-artsy people!!!

were on for tomorrow right?

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wow. you are definitely a fair minded individual.. yeah i'm sick of the politics too. but it's over and it's all neither here nor there. i think i mentioned before that there really isn't a point to it on here. anywhosit you are also quite astute to pick up on the view vs. personality idea. can i be an asshole? yeah, everyone is quite capable. am i some neo extremist who bombs abortion clinics, beats gays, or procures illegal arms on the black market? hardly, i'm just a college student and musician who occasionaly needs to have a "fuck this/that" rant to keep myself otherwise stable and level headed. i can bet if you met me at a concert you wouldn't be able to pick me out from a group of liberals or whatnot as long as politics aren't the issue. bottom line? it doesnt fucking matter, beliefs are beliefs whether right or wrong left or right.. fuck it enjoy yourself and make friends by personality and stop judging people cause they do or don't agree with you. ok i'm done

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What the fuck is wrong with a keyboard? it's a piano for the poor.

don't put a guitar above any instrument. It's a fucking sticks with strings on it that you pluck.

aside from that rant.
I can't see why everyone doesn't accept other tunes. There's a lot of great fucked up shit that exists and we're punishing ourselves by pushing it away.

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no no no no

I meant burzum sucks. i like Celtic Frost with all the weird shit they do with trumpets, and Bodom with the keyboards. I guess i didnt clairify.

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my apologies
i though you were attacking.

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fuck yeah

i only have that and B/A by varg, and i gotta say, not only do i like it better than B/A, but i also like the big keyboard song. jesu' død is easily my favourite song as the moment. i love the third riff on that song, you know the one i mean? anyway burzum is basically my second favourite band.

Well, me and him are buds, so we always bust each other

I just think it is funny when people say they "understand a song", whats to understand? its a piece of music! Not a piece of literature with hidden meanings.

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some are though. that's why i like shit like the doors and floyd

it's not shit like.


"i'll eat your corpse and ejaculate upon the shit that i shit out after eating your corpse, which would be your recycled corpse, so, in turn i'm ejaculating upon your corpse"

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Their's more to music than Lyrics bud..

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no shit man
but i happen to enjoy intelligent lyrics
other than hail satan or eat your sister's rotten cunt
that just degrades a band in my opinion.

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Dude, that happend to me with Meshuggahs album Nothing. I didn't understand it for a while but when i did, i listened to that album for a month straight

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http://www.eastbay.com/promo/defaul...promoId=5000419
need i say more?

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$65,000 for shoes!

That's fuck'd up. I'm sure that Lt. Gen "Puff Daddy" Combs has some though Bling bling!

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I wear Converse All Stars. I could buy somewhere in the range of 1,850 pairs of them for that amount. I haven't bought new shoes in something like three years, and probably won't for another three, so, assuming I live to the average life expectancy, that could keep my feet covered for approximately 145 lifetimes. Since my family has a history of long lives, and also the way life expectancies are calculated, I'm very likely to live past that, it may be a few less, but still we're still talking about a lot of lifetimes. Over 10,000 years. I could get over 10,000 years' worth of shoes for the cost of those shoes. Or I could spend my money on something more worthwhile. Like 65 Rans. The point is, that's way too much to spend on shoes. If you drink too much, they're the first thing you're going to puke on. Think about that.

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65 Rans! I like that

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Me to

exactly....so many ppl are liek the lyrics suck...n make no sense at all etc etc

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gonna get my learners permit today

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ive talked to four people in the bast 24 hours online that are going to get their learners permit this week. im getting it wednesday

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I chose a course on discrete mathematics in my second year because I wanted a break from calculus. Those 36 lectures were the only lectures out of 864 that didn't contain calculus. Actually, I tell a lie, there were another 36 lectures on Combinatorics that didn't contain calculus either.

Def: Hopefully, the British government will introduce a more European attitude towards closing times. Twenty-four hour drinking has been in the pipeline for a couple of years but there are idiots who fear that it will increase alcoholism. That's just bullshit because as it is now people just go out earlier and then binge drink. Sort of like how you ordered 4 beers right before closing time.

Bring on all-day drinking, that's what I say!

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Ahh shit ive had a migraine for like 16 hours..

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what the fucks a learners permit? you meen like a driving permit?

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wow i just pulled out my old echo/delay pedal
holy shit dude i forgot how fun that thing is

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But what do you do all night long, when there's nothing open?
Close the "clubs" at 11, too?

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$10 boots from payless, sure they smell liks ass now but their 4 years old.

AND THEIR FUCKING WATERPROOF!!

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It's a little quite here, a little to quite here.
Where's Def been the whole day?

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I'm throwing a party in couple of hours, any dutchies in a party mood are welcome, door's open from 11.00 and we don't go home untill the sun rises again,

expect: loud music, drunkyness, widescreen tv running dvd's and a pool table

my number is 06-52102588, call if you're coming and bring extra beer and other chemicals if you feel like it. I've got four crates of hertog jan, but there's about 15 coming now so it's not going to be enough.. hard booze available though

goodnight green screen

Sounds good, but toooooooooooooooooooooooo far away!!!
But have fun!!!!

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yep

have fun def! Skål!

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so, this is moving...slow.


what kind of music do you all like the most exept metal? like classical, blues, jazz or pop or somthing?

for me it is both classical and blues, though classical little more.

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I listen to everything randomly
could be classical for one cd. Then blues for the next
I just love music!

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You know what i find amusiing. The program that came with my sound card rips songs off cds and finds the info on the net. album, genre, etc.
I guess primus is alternative metal.....

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hey trend, whos that chick in your avatar?

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some bitch off the net
not sure who.

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jazz

what kind of music is icelandic music? is there icelandic pop? icelandic blues/jazz? ive heard of the band sigur ros but thats it

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hehe, yeah we have icelandic metal, icelandic blues (not much of it thoug), very much icelandic folks music to listen to when drunk and sing along, irish/icelandic drinking music, yup, we've got it all I think

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call me ignorant, but what's icelands national language?

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icelandic mate we have our own language
in icelandic that would be:


íslenska félagi við höfum okkar eigin tungumál
á íslensku mundi þetta vera:

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ah man i want to learn that language

snakker du norsk?

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sweet!
felagi is my new word.
how's that pronounced in english

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Taht is garet!

Is it just me or does Metaltabs seem kinda dead tonight. Everyone is using the FTP I guess. I've been uploading for over 6 hours now.

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Is the old vocalist of Atheist Kelly Shaefer the same Kelly Shaefer of the band Nuerotica?

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that's great you
fuckin homo
no cryptic shit there man

hey bls. have you wondered what my sig is?

it's an anagram for something.

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OH MY GAWD I R TEH GHEY!?!?!?

And no i havent been wondering what your sig meant, infact I just noticed it now that you mentioned it... still dosent make me care

BUTT SECHZ!

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I was being facetious.
i actually thought it was rather cool
and for future reference, comebacks are pretty stupid anyway, but
adding caps lock and a bunch of numbers makes it lame.


HHO0HLY7U FUKC!!!!!


you weren't hugged as a child were you?

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YUR MOM!

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OH SNAP

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Shit, I read that no problem. Amazing, really.

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I know.
I love her too.

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this is pathetic. a six day RTT. you should all be ashamed

why?
is it not fast enough
or too fast
be easy on me i'm a rtt virgin

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nowhere near as fast as most

EDIT: number 74 went down in 18 hours

runnin down a dream.

the fucker can run

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whoa, that was some weekend.... I've been drinking since 10am yesterday. went to the horseracing, won money then lost more, big fat spliffs, bongs, get into pub, beerbeerbeer, went to party, drink more, smoke more, eventually pass out, wake up felling like shit, drink in an attempt to cure hangover, works a bit, finish off the rest of the mix with the aid of a billy, slowly begin to sober up before I drag my ass home.

And somewhere in there, I met a couple of metalheads in band and now I'm probably starting a band with them and my drummer friend.

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Thats cool, i went to see Alien versus Predator last night, it was okay.

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spaking of drinking its 4 in the morning and im gettin fucked up with M=L playin some mario cart and ATV offroad fury talking about how grim and necro we while we eat popcorn. man am i fuckin drunk right now

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Pubs close at 11pm but clubs and bars in the city centre will usually be open 'til 2am. Some clubs stay open later but you can't buy alcohol in them after 2am - just water and soft drinks. Most of the people who stay after 2am in these clubs are usually off their tits on ecstacy or speed or something so they don't give a fuck whether you can get a beer or not.

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No beer after 2am? Nowhere????? What about petrol-stations? Are they allowed to sell beer after 2am?
If not, then it's a fucked up country.

BTW I like those 24h-bars. You see guys coming out of the bar while puking at 9am an the first guys go into after a nice sleep.


@ManOwar
What's up with that volcano in Iceland? Is it still active? Didn't hear anything about in the news for the last two days.

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We can buy beer from petrol stations and the like (if you find one that sells beer, that is - not many do), but there are no 24 hour off-licences or anything. If you are at home you can call these 24 hour numbers and they deliver crates of beer to your door. Which is nice.

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These beer-deliverers are expensive, aren't they?
Some months ago such a delivery-service opened here, but just till 2am. And it's fucking expensive, prices as high as in petrol-stations.

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félagi is pronounced fjelaagii



It's almost over, there's still just a little smoke coming up but other than that it's over.


and woah BLS that shit is amazing

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I got disowned by my dad. Cool, now if I ever do something cool and then be big enough to write a biography I will overblow this "drama" ala Motley Crue's "The Dirt". I'm actually happy. I don't want to be associated with this asshole.

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yes

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dammit that was a hard party..

last people left my house at 5:30 in the morning haha, ofcourse, pissdrunk.

t'was good fun though we emptied 70+ beers, a bottle of whisky, bottle of coeberg (females), bottle of vodka with 20 people

party's like that rule, only in your own house it allways sucks to get stuck with the mess, this time though two chicks helped me out with cleaning, so everyting ok.

on another note, I picked up my Engl Powerball head today.

Hah.

hahah def glad to see you had fun

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I envy you...

one day ill arrive at your door.. and you better speak good english!

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Well... my English is allright I guess, just ask PST!

And ofcourse all of you fucks are welcome to drop by when I'm throwing a party, if you're in the neighbourhood that is...

BLS you can play my powerball when you drop by! (going to get pics tomorrow)

gonna get my ass in bed now, I'm trashed.

They usually have prices of around £20-25 (~30-35 Euros) for a crate of 24 bottles. It's about double the price you pay for a crate of 24 at the supermarket, but when it's 3am and your party runs dry it's still good value.

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