This needs it's own thread It's sick but funny!

Save Vincent

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as i just posted in "time to give", i will repeat it: save the hamster.

he wont really kill it

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So, wouldnt the hamster suffocate real high up like that?

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He might. I don't really know if he will get that high up though.

What would really be sick is if they put a wireless web cam in their when they send him up.

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You're a sick man, Mr. Soulinsane. Don't email the Modified Living guy.

And I think he might kill it. I'm fairly sure you can kill your pets without any legal repurcussions if you so choose. You could probably kill it in the pet store immediately after paying for it, if you wanted to be an evil little prick and freak out the pet store owner and everyone else there. I'm not for killing defenseless animals, but I can't imagine something being much easier. Though he may just be making idle threats. Either way, it's not as though we could possibly verify it. For all we know he didn't even kill the first one.

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haha this guy is a smart man


he will probably earn 500 bucks, and he doesnt even need to kill the hamster.

I can't help it. I find it funny that he is asking $500 to save the little guy. Sending him up on ballons isn't killing him because I'm sure he wouldn't stay up long.

The first hamster, Ass, was an accident and poeple freaked out. There is even a site in momery for the little guy. I think Vincent is just a way to get back at the poeple that keep giving this dude shit about Ass. I have to admit that it's a creative ideal. I would be hurt if Vincent got put in the blinder and I hope that he gets his ransom, but it's still funny. The whole ideal is just funny in a sick way. Even if he gets sent up I feel that he will be OK. Someone will find him and he will be safe.

Maybe this dude will just make it look like he sends Vinsent up, but really won't.

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No different from beheadings in Iraq in my opinion, only the hamster costed more than us. In fact, we get to have sex to make new humans, but we have to pay $3.95 or whatever to get a hamster. Big deal if humans die right? More sex for us?

I'm no Christian, but all life IS valuable. Some people just choose to make themseles invaluable like the fellow on the website.

I'm no vegetarian either so I might be being a little hypocritical, but those animals aren't killed for fun. Foods like Veal, and those eggs that come from the hens that don't move all their lives disturbs me a little. Some calves are raised in a box for a couple of years so that they don't develop any muscle, only to be killed a couple years later. Now us humans get to feast on the delicacy "veal".

Ill say this once again..

If i knew who that kid was i would royaly beat the living fuck out of him, for threatening a poor animals life just so he can gain the $500 his parent wouldnt give him.. and for wearing a ski mask and mocking the terrorist beheadings..

yeh, id fuck him up real good.

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w0rd, s1sta.

oh yeah and i am against veal, but eat pretty much every other kind of meat (like on south park) haha.

Well, you don't want to be a giant pussy, now do you?

I'd probably like veal as much if it were called 'tortured baby cow,' but I guess I'd never have eaten it to begin with were it called that. Though I actually think I knew the veal-making process before I ever tasted it, as my parents are not assholes and kept me reasonably well-informed of what I was eating. Especially as there's really no good reason to trick somebody into eating veal; it's not as though the torture brings out vitamins. Just flavor. And quite a good flavor, when cooked properly and mixed with the right other flavors. I'm a terrible person, but a pretty good cook.

But, honestly, I don't care if anybody chooses not to eat something so long as they don't take that decision as a valid reason for looking down on me. Or, if they do take it that way, so long as they're quiet about it.

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I'm not sure what the rules are, really. I'm sure there are laws against killing animals for no legitimate purpose. I buy 3 rats every ten days to be used as food for my snakes. I kill them before I feed them to my snakes. It's the most humane scenario possible given the situation. It's also safer for my snakes. I'm not breaking the law by killing these rodents.

So, I know it is illegal under some circumstances and legal under other circumstances. I'm not sure when you cross the line, though. I have no idea what the specifics are.

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We have eyes on the front of our heads and therefore are preditors by design. It's our nature to eat meat and to kill other things, as that is what we are designed to do.

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Why dont we have fangs than? Or Predatory instincts...

we arent very good hunters if we needs guns.

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From all the hate mail he received he's only raised 6.50. Preaching fucks.

Fangs are for carrying prey and ripping chunks of meat off. We don't have inlarged fangs but we do have them. We also have preditor instincts. It might be hard to see that because you are human but the instincts are there. Once they are needed you can see them the best. Our eyes along are evidence of humans being preditors. Very complex colors and in 3D. Our ability to make tools is why we don't have any other natural killing tools. Our brain is the most effective killing tool ever known on this planets history.

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We do have predatory instincts. We also had the highest amount of intelligence out of all the animals. As a result, we started using tools to bring down prey larger than we normally would have been able to. Millenia later, we started domesticating animals, animals to help us hunt, and other animals to be directly eaten. We are the epitome of evolution, unfortunately, that is not necessarily a good thing for the world or even for our own race. I could go on explaining this and going into detail forever, but in the end you'd probably be either A: confused, B: angry, or C: disheartened.

Also, SoulInsane actually made a good point in mentioning eyes in the front of our heads (as opposed to eyes on the side). The far majority of carnivorous mammals also have forward facing eyes. Dogs, cats, raccoons, etc.

Class Mammalia consists of two orders of animals with forward facing eyes-
Order Carnivora (dogs, cats, weasels, skunks, bears, etc.)
http://1kai.dokkyomed.ac.jp/mammal/.../carnivora.html
Order Primates (apes, monkeys, lemurs, humans, etc.)
http://1kai.dokkyomed.ac.jp/mammal/...r/primates.html

Order Carnivora consists of carnivores and omnivores (a few herbivores). Order Primates consist of omnivores and herbivores. We are naturally omnivores. Omnivore = animal that eats plants and animal matter.

EDIT: Those links above are actually to a museum's holdings and do not show all the information I thought they did. I'm still looking for more comprehensive lists.

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You don't even have to know much about biology to see our predatory instincts. Just pay a bit of attention to social interactions. There's a reason 'predator' is such a fecund metaphor.

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What does fecund mean.

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Well, literally it's an approximate synonym of 'fertile,' and it means something similar in a figurative sense, except with meaning replacing babies.

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Sure I'm a predator then. I have forward facing eyes, and I eat meat. Does this mean I should kill animals for fun?

Thanks CtD I agree though about it being easy to see preditory behavior in humans. It kinda underlines every action we do and how we feel.

I think BLS just likes to disagree sometimes not matter what the issue might be; wrong or right

Edit: No it doesn't mean you have to like killing animals it but it does catch you attention. Does it not?

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Fecund means fertile. It is also used to mean mentally or intellectually sound, working, or productive. It's actually a rather odd word. I don't use it much myself.

EDIT: I didn't notice the question was already answered. I'll still leave mine up since I went into greater detail.

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I don't either, but it goes well with 'metaphor.'

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I think that was the first time I have ever heard it used.

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It comes up a lot in literary criticism and very few other places. I probably used it just now because I'm drinking and I like the way the word sounds.

I'm actually a bit surprised only $6.46 or so has gone to save Vincent. That's not even double what it cost to buy him. I doubt he'll make $500 in the next 35 days. That's bad news for Vincent, if he's serious.

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I'm drinking too bro, cheers I got some Brandy.

Poor Vinsent is never going to make $500. He doesn't have enough media coverage. The poeple that send hatemail to this dude because of ASS are only looking for a reason to fight with someone online. I don't think they really give a damn about hamsters. He didn't mean to let the little guy float away, but everyone jumped him for it. I don't think he will intentionally do it to Vincent but I bet he will make look that way...

I would

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Why reward a guy for doing something that isn't rewardable in the first place? I don't get rewarded for brushing my teeth, or taking showers. You are only encouraging him by paying.

"Wow I can make money for killing hamsters"

Isn't it just genius!

I'm not going to pay him anything. I want to see what he does.

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Go to bed before your liver stops working.

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man. my computer's by my couch.
and my drummer is layin on my couch, too drunk to fuckin talk
.coughin blood into my "puke bucket".
for fuck sakes.
where's my eggrolls.

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Correct..

and yes this idiot can get charged, i heard on the radio a week or two ago that some asshole had 6 puppies and he was just killing them and throwing them in the river, we he got to the 3rd puppy and was holding the puppy and his shotgun on the same arm and the dog pull the trigger, fucker got shot in the foot.

He got charged with something, but i dont remember what.

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charged for stupidity no doubt

let's fly this fuckin idjit into a balloon
fuckin homo bastard.
sorry i'm still ddrunk
and i hate u all

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Hes obviously not a homo, or else that hamster would be up his ass

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.yep.

ol gerbil'in no doubt.
but we should fake the guy with the idea of "best web page" or some such shit. than kick the mother fuck outta this fucking idiot. jsut look at the other post. I have a hamster. it's stupid. but my gf loves it. i laugh at it but it's still cool. but i don't kill it. let's kill ths dumb fuck.

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is this something you know about personally man? i'd pay to save a hamster from going up anyones ass god knows what mine smells like after a night of beer and pizza

anyway i thought this was pretty funny, the bought his life for 3.99 made me laugh out loud. either way i think it's for attention... and besides frankly if i could make money off of idiots who would donate on the internet i would. wouldn't you? i mean come on it's free money because people as a mass are dumb. it's like no different than drilling for oil, cept your drilling idiots for their allowance

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We could all bum rush him the day he is suppose to fly Vincent and tie our own large ballons to his arms and legs so he takes off high into the air.

That would be worth filming

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just make sure we take donations, and sell the dvd

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I would volunteer to do it. It'd be fun as hell to watch him fly up an away with his hamster

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Anal Cunt

23. I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die

A FEW YEARS AGO, I SNUCK F.MERKURY INTO YOUR SONS ROOM
I GAVE HIM ANESTHESIA SO HE'D NEVER REMEMBER GETTING RAPED
YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS PUTTING YOUR KID THROUGH COLLAGE
THEN HE DIED OF AIDS, SO YOU WASTED YOUR MONEY FOR NOTHING

I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE
I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT CRY

YOU THOUGHT YOUR SON WAS ON A DIET, SO YOU DIDN'T WORRY TO MUCH
AT THE FUNERAL, I TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED, AND LAUGHED AT YOU
I DIDN'T THINK THAT YOU SUFFERED ENOUGH
SO I SHOT YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF YOU

I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE
I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT CRY

BRACS, SUMMER CAMP, COLLAGE YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY
FOOD, CLOTHING, TRIPS TO DISNEY WORLD, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY
BIRTHDAYS, CHRISTMAS, THE TOOTH FAIRY, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY
LUNCH MONEY, FIELD TRIPS, TOYS, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY

then compare that to a cage ($100) packets of food ($10 every week) water bottle ($5) dirt ($10 every month) and a wheel ($15) and i think you'll find humans are considerably more expensive than hamsters

not if they kill the baby by beating a woman about the stomach with a shovel

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Funny thing is that Anal Cunt bitch is now going to die a slow painful death. I wonder if there is a God

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I do eat meat but i dont think animals should suffer before they get put to sleep. Besides the meats got better quality if the animals are calm and healthy before slaughter.

They did a test on pigs and the stressed pigs meat didnt taste as good as the healthy and calm ones.

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Anal Cunt dying a slow painful death? I thought they disbanded a while ago, but since got back together, bu only doing local stuff or some bullshit.

We have canines and incisors, which are meat-eating teeth. Fangs are killing teeth. And I have predatory instincts. You would too if you hadn't fried your testicles with weed and toy-boys.

The idea of having to kill an animal on a website to generate hits is what makes the internet infuriating, because you can't reach through the screen and cockpunch the person responsible. If these teenage oxygen thieves had any self-respect they'd
fight each other. I'd pay several hundred dollars to see the drippy ham sculpture in the white shirt get his nose broken and one of his ears partially torn off. Now THAT would really get the meter going.




Oh and don't make the mistake of reading his site. I did. His writing is as shallow as his acne.

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Its not a matter of only FBS and various others on this site having them and noone else. Everyone has them. Science.

I'm confused. Instincts? Yes, I hope you all have them, or people will be very mean to you. Teeth? Likewise. Nothing funnier than a no-toothed gimp.

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:P Ha-Ha.

hehe, cool site, hehe

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you sick bastard!

fuck i was smashed last night!
my head.....

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Firstly, it's illegal to discharge a firearm in public, or at all, depending on the county. It's almost always illegal to allow one to go off due to negligence. Secondly, even if he were charged for killing his puppies, a law like that would vary from state to state. You know this. You've probably learned one or two of those idiotic old laws that are still on the books from 200 years ago due to lazy legislation; they're generally state-specific. I do doubt he'd be dumb enough to incriminate himself so incontrovertibly, so he's probably either not going to kill the hamster or has checked into PA state law on the matter.


He gives his name and picture and tells you he goes to Bucknell, which is in Lewisburg, PA. You could almost certainly find him if you did a bit of looking, and give him the beating he deserves. Then you could take Vincent with you back to Canada, and to freedom.

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I Havent smoked weed in a long time, but the Toy Boys... well uhhhh



its illegal to speak english in Illinois

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huh?? whats going on there?

I think someone said he was in a coma.

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Poor Vincent

He still only has $6.46 raised.

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seth was in a coma, now it's just a 'heavy' sleep. he'll get better and release the Return of the Necrowizard!

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he'd freeze to death.

someone should send him anthrax!

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who, vincent or the guy?

fuck this, you guys get way too mad over stuff like this. So hes going to kill a hamster. The damn thing cost 3.99 +tax for christ sakes! Who gives a fuck, oh you guys do. God damn, if everyone wasnt so up tight all the time like this over a stupid college student in PA then shit wouldnt be so fucking gay.

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a toothbrush only costs 3 bucks too.
I can see you're point. We kill rodents all the time with traps and poison. Fuck, we buy rats to feed to snakes.
I just don't like the idea of this fuckhead trying to make money for being a dick.

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Vincent has $8.96 raised so far. I wonder if he will break $10 before its time for flight

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thats twice what the hamster costs.

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Haha, I find it funny because it's so wrong, the pictures of Vincent in the blender cracked me up.

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do you know how much it costs to deliver a baby in a hospital.....it costs thousands of dollars.

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fuck that, human life is way more costly than a rodent. Wait, let me rephrase that, SOME human life is way more costly than a rodent.

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Holy shit The little fucker has raised $42 now!

Vincent

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vincent's a funny name for a hamster.

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I like the names of the last two he had, "Ass" and "Tits"

To bad Ass floated away, but soon Vincent will be with him

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?????
You mean you have to pay money to give birth to a child in a hospital?

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as a matter of fact you do. and if youre not insured, it costs quite a bit. Did tits die?

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not in this beautiful country!

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Well, I suppose she might have by now. Hamsters only live 2 years at the very most and Ass was lost just over 2 years ago. I don't think she would be alive today. But Vincent is here and alive and well

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oh, meh, only 2 years? it would be shitty to be rodent. Fuck and die.

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Yea, it's kinda funny how some things live longer than others. No rodent ever lives a long natural life, but a turtle can live for over 200 years.

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i think some trees are the closest things to immortals. oldest tree is like a couple thousand years old or something.

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Yes, the Giant Sequoia. Those things are insane. Some are ove 2000 years old and still growing. They have been around sense before Jesus.

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man hamsters live for more than 2 years.
I had a hamster aptly named "bud". The motherfucker lived 8 years. he ate weed, and drank beer. He'd eat a coupla tokes, run on his wheel for about 30 seconds then head to his food dish, eat for a minute, then drink and fall the fuck asleep. (in the night and they're nocturnal)
even my stupid hamster now has lived for 3 years. the inbred fuck.

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Maybe Canadian years differ from the rest of the worlds, but hamsters live at the very very most 3 years or 160 in hamster years. You must have had the biblical Moses and family of hamsters for them to live 8 years. No rodent lives much longer than 2 years.

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no word of lie man.
i shit you not.
the motherfucker was 8 years old.

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cool.

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8 years! I believe you but that is the only hamster I have ever heard of that lived that long.

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I looked around on the net and you're right. The average life expectancy is around 3 years. My hamster must of been a fucking mutant! (maybe the weed kept him alive longer....?)

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couldve been. I dunno though, weed is more detrimental to humans than helpful, but hamsters arent exactly human.

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The little fucker was just to stoned to die

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haahah.

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haha, probably.

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He was pretty fucked by the end of it. Half of his hair was gone and he had a couple of growths. But He still ran on his wheel like a mother fucker, and ate the dope!

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weird... your weed most likely A:mutated him or B:gave him long life.

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i think Bud died after 2 years, and your mom replaced him because she didn't want you to be sad. then that "bud" died, and your mom replaced him again. I'm guessing you're on your 4th bud. I guess they really are less filling.


aw man, that nigerian made ~48$!
http://modifiedliving.com/savevincent.htm

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shit...

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Vincent might break $100 but no way is he going to make $500 and will still get to see him sent into near outer space.

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he should be original and send him into inner space in a compressed air tank so he might be able to live.

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I think he will put him into a 2 liter bottle like he did Ass.

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dammit, he probably wont die if the line is secure enough. Then he will just come down and be fine... or the balloon pressure will drop with the altitude and hell fall to his death.

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51 fucking dollars. i want to try that. i would never really kill a hampster, but god damn. i want 51 dollars

I don't know if the last hamster died either but then no one does. It was afreak accident that the anchor line broke last time and Ass just floated away. Everyone sent that dude so much hate mail because of it too. I think the little guy just came down myself after a few hours and someone might have saved him from the bottle. The same might happen with Vincent but this time it will be intentional that he floats away. This is all to get back at the poeple that send him hate mail or at least justify it.

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oh, the anchor line broke? shit, now i thought he just let him float away...

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Yup. Him and his friend were flying Ass up above the campus like a kite for everyone to see and the line broke and he floated away. The dude made a site to kinda laugh of about the accident and for in memory of Ass but got nothing but hate mail in return. Now they have turned the dude into a Hamster terrorist.

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Haha. I cant believe he's actaully making money on this.

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