5000 years from now there'll be no guys or gals. just wankers
-trainspotting

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"Say hello to my little friend!" - Pacino, wielding a machine gun in Scarface

"Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks!" - Michael Bolton from Office Space when asked why he doesn't tell people to call him Mike.

"Fuck you, you fucks you." - Joe Pesci as Nicky Santoro in Casino

"I'm the Devil." - A very hot looking Liz Hurley in Bedazzled

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"I don't got time to bleed" - Predator

Man I suck at remembering movie quotes...but I should have all kinds.

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yea, me too. I always try to remember them when at the movie but then after the movie is over I've already forgotten them all. Happy Gilmore I've seen so often thoug that I can say every single word along with the movie while watching it
I saw a movie the other day named Don't Be A Menace. That movie is aaaaawsome. It's making fun of black peoble "in da hood" and it's so fucking funny.
This one scene is somthing like this:
Grandma: pass me that shit
dude wich name I can't remember: ok, *passes her a bottle that has a sticker on it that says "SHIT"*
well it doesn't sound to funny but it's hillaryus (sp?)

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yea, that's right
Loc Dog: what do you think goes better, me in the low shoes and the uzi *holdes the low shoes and the uzi and makes a funny face* or me in the high shoes and the pistol *holds high shoes and pistol and makes an even funnier face*
I'll just take the bunny slippers... *takes pink bunny slippers and the uzi*

man that was a funny scene not actually sure thoug if it was a pistol or low shoes or all that shit but you get the point... about a month since I saw the movie so.

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i do not mean to impose, but i am the ocean - The Salton Sea
i think thats how it goes, anyway

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Haha one of my favourites too.

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I think it's "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood."

"If you ask yourself how much more black this could be the answer is none. None more Black."

- This is Spinal Tap -

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"you see this here? This birth mark is the true colour of my skin! I'm not shitting you Jay, it's the reverse of what Michael Jackson has!"

Yes, that's the name, and it was fucking hilarious. I've never seen ghetto chic destroyed so thoroughly. Even the people promoting ghetto chic could sit back and have a laugh at it.

And yeah, Spinal Tap ruled. My favorite part of that movie is probably toward the end when Christopher Guest is trying to explain to Rob Reiner that your blood and guts are really green underneath your skin. Great stuff.

Nigel- This is exact, my exact inner structure, done in a T-shirt. Exactly, medically accurate, see.
Marty- So, in other words, if we were to take all your flesh and blood and every...
Nigel- ...take them off...
Marty- ...and you'd see, exact...
Nigel- This is what you'd see...
Marty- It wouldn't be green, though?
Nigel- It is green! You know, see, see how your blood looks blue?
Marty- Yeah, well, that's just the vein, I mean the color of the vein, the blood is actually red...
Nigel- Oh, mabye it's not green. Anyway, this is what I sleep in sometimes.

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Anyone of you know the film "Full Metal Jacket" ?. There are a lot of damn funny "conversations" at the beginning of it.

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I'd be more suprised if there's anybody here who hasn't seen Full Metal Jacket. It's a great movie, lots of memorable lines. There are a lot of good war movies, especially Vietnam war. My favorite movie is still Platoon.

"What the Fuck is the internet...?"
Jay and Silentbob strike back. God, that makes me laugh..

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I can't believe there hasn't been any Pulp Fiction.

Jimmy: "When you came rollin' in here, did you see a sign out the front that said 'dead nigger storage'?"

Jimmy: "Wow! I can't believe it's the same car."
Mr Wolf: "Let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet."

Jules: "Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing. "
Vincent: "Not the same thing, the same ballpark."
Jules: "It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit."

Yolanda: "Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya!"

Butch: "You okay? "
Marsellus: "Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay."
Butch: "What now?"
Marsellus: "What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on this soon-to-be-dead hillbilly rapist here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass"


Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels:
"Would everyone just stop getting shot!"

"I fucking hate traffic wardens!"

Winston: "You don't look like the average horti-fucking-culturist"

Bacon: "See these goods, they never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite, Fanny-by-the-gas-light. If you can't see value here today you're not up here shopping, you're up here shoplifting. Take a bag, take a bag. I took a bag, I took a bag home last night and she cost a lot more than ten pounds I can tell ya. Tell me if I am going too cheap. Not ninety, not eighty, not forty, half that and half that again, that's right, ten pounds. Don't think 'cos it's sealed up it's an empty box. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you here today I would make more money with me measuring tape"

Eddy: "The reason he is called Bacon is he spent so much of his youth in the police station that people thought he was one of them"

Soap: "What sort of a pub is this then?"
Samoan Jo: "A Samoan one. Anything else?"
Bacon: "What's that?"
Samoan Jo: "A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail."
Bacon: "No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest, you could fall in love with an orang-utan in that."

Tom: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, `does what no other dildo can do until now', latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

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"The internet is a place where people get together to share porn and bitch about movies."

Haha, that is the funniest movie!

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Correction: Clerks is the funniest movie, but atleast half a brain is required to comprehend the jokes.

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Jesus, I can't believe I forgot about these ones, that whole movie is made up of quotable quotes. The first one is particularly funny. I can't remember it word for word, but what about the one when Jimmy starts ranting about how his wife buys shit coffee....

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"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!" - Dodgeball

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"Wish in one had and shit in the other and see wich one fills up first"

-Bad Santa-

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After Mark 'Chopper' Read has just stabbed a fellow inmate several times in the face and neck:

"Gee, Keith... Are you alright?"

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I haven't read through every single post, so I don't know if these have been quoted before or not. But oh well. Here's a couple of classic ones.

"Say hello to my Little Friend!!!" - Tony Montana, Scarface
"I'm going to gouge your eyes out and skull fuck you!!!" - Gunnery Sgt. whatever his name was, Full Metal Jacket
"Only steers and queers come out of Texas. And you don't look like much of a steer to me. Do you suck dick!? Are you a faggot?!" - FMJ
This next one I don't remember exactly word for word, as I've only seen the movie like 10 fucking years ago, but here goes anyway:
"This here is a Colt .44 Magnum, the most powerfull handgun in the world. It doesn't matter whether it's five shots or six shots. The question is, do you feel lucky, punk?" - Clint Eastwood as Inspector Harry Callahan, in Dirty Harry.
And of course, "I"ll be baaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!" - the Governator, in just about every single fucking movie he's ever been in.