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Old 2004-10-29, 02:27
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Favorite movie lines

I've got to say my favorite horror movie lines are from Pinhead in the Hellraiser series. Some of the best horror movies every made.

"Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some, angels to others."

"Your suffering will be legendary... even in Hell."

"There is a secret song at the center of the world and its sound is like razors through flesh. Oh, you can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume. To press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart."

"Jesus Christ! Not quite."

"Down the dark decades of your pain this will seem like a memory of Heaven."

"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

"Gentleman, I am pain."

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Old 2004-10-29, 02:30
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"But Trinity, you can't die"
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The third matrix. Corniest movie line, and funniest I ever heard.
 
Old 2004-10-29, 02:33
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I've got to say my favorite horror movie lines are from Pinhead in the Hellraiser series.

big shocker there!

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Old 2004-10-29, 02:50
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A Clockwork Orange:
Nurse:You can what you like with these.
*she points at a picture of a lady holding a bird's nest with eggs in it.
Alex: I...I WANT TO SMASH THEM! HEEHAHA


Liar Liar:
Audrey: Ok, what could you have been doing, that was so important, that you missed your son's birthday party?

Fletcher: I WAS HAVING SEX!
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Old 2004-10-29, 02:52
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In the East, the Far East, when a person is sentenced to death, they're sent to a place where they can't escape, never knowing when an executioner will step up behind them and fire a bullet into the back of their head. It could be days, weeks, or even years after the death sentence has been pronounced. This uncertainty adds an exquisite element of torture to the situation, don't you think? It's been a pleasure talking to you.

No film character has ever freaked me out as much as the Mystery Man. I think that, if I ran into Robert Blake on the street, I'd run away shrieking hysterically ... in the most manly way possible. The phone scene at the beginning's classic, but this is the one that's most stuck with me.

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A Clockwork Orange:
Nurse:You can anything like with these.
*she points at a picture of a lady holding a bird's nest with eggs in it.
Alex: I...I WANT TO SMASH THEM! HEEHAHA

Haha, good call. I've got a thing for 'No time for the in-and-out, love, I've just come to read the meter!'
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Old 2004-10-29, 02:59
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Haha, good call. I've got a thing for 'No time for the in-and-out, love, I've just come to read the meter!'


oh yeah, i forgot about that one. takes me back, i was on the floor when i heard that one.
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Old 2004-10-29, 03:01
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Haha, good call. I've got a thing for 'No time for the in-and-out, love, I've just come to read the meter!'


Thats funny! I got to use that one.
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Old 2004-10-29, 03:56
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Those classic lines from Hellraiser: "No tears please, its a waste of good suffering." "You can just Go To Hell!...We can't." "You set me up... Bitch!"

Army of Darkness: "Good...Bad... I'm the one with the gun."

The Crow: "Jesus Christ!?! Stop me if you heard this one, "Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the guy at front desk three nails and says, Can you put me up for the night?"
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Old 2004-10-29, 04:03
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Army of Darkness: "Good...Bad... I'm the one with the gun."


Hahaha, I love that movie. There are some funny lines in it. "This is my BOOM stick"
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Old 2004-10-29, 05:50
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how can you go past arnie lines for cornyness
"argrahh"
"Crush your enemies
see them driven before you
then hear the lamentaations of the women"
"go, run, get to the chopper"
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Old 2004-10-29, 06:21
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from fat pizza (leb-australian comedy no doubt but its a laugh)

Rocky: Sleek I can't believe you rooted my sister Lisa! And Habib you filmed it...I can't believe it bro.... I'm gonna kill you!!
Habib: But I swear to god you leh....I did not wank over the pictures!

me and my mate saw it and there was only one other person in the cinema so we laughed our arses off for about a minute.

although my favourite actual scene has gotta be from two hands, when they are robbing the bank and he gets the money then falls off the desk and knocks himself unconscious.
 
Old 2004-10-29, 06:38
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"Doh!!!"
-Homer

"hMMMmm"
-Marge

"If anyone needs me I'll be in my room."
-Lisa

...I cannot tell you it's.......Forbidden
-Damean Karris (the gemini killer in Exorcist III)

"stick your cock up her ass!"
-little Regan in the Exorcist

"AHHHHHHHHH"
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Old 2004-10-29, 10:36
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"If anyone needs me I'll be in my room."
-Lisa


what kind of a catch phrase is that?
 
Old 2004-10-29, 11:09
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"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning" Lt. Col. Kilgore

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" Brian's mother

"Get away from her, you BITCH!" Ripley

"You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres" Jack Slater

"Zed's dead, baby, Zed's Dead" Butch Coolidge

"Schwing!" Wayne and Garth

"You come to me, on my daughter's wedding day, and ask me to kill a man?" Vito Corleone

"Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" Gunnery Sgt Hartman

"6 foot 2? I didn't know they stacked shit that high" Gunnery Sgt Hartman

"I bet you're the sort of man who'd fuck a guy in the ass and not have the Goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around" Gunnery Sgt Hartman

"Today is Jesus' birthday. There will be a magic show at 1500 hours" Gunnery Sgt Hartman

"Do I amuse you?" Tommy De Vito

That's all I can think of for the minute but rest assured I'll post more if I can think of any.
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Old 2004-10-29, 13:54
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"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo."


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"These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting."


"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"

I couldgo on forever with this movie, guess it
 
Old 2004-10-29, 14:10
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Old 2004-10-29, 15:54
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Old 2004-10-29, 15:57
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Already been said ^
 
Old 2004-10-29, 15:58
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The Hose line ayway.
 
Old 2004-10-29, 15:58
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Am I not allowed to like the same lines as someone else?
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Old 2004-10-29, 16:05
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well you know, couldve just posted the ones not mentioned, dont want the thread to be the same fuckin lines over and over again, itll just get boring.
 
Old 2004-10-29, 17:28
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"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" Brian's mother.
I love that movie. my favorite line: "The wittle waskle has siwit. Has was what sir? Siwit. Yes he did sir. No no, siwit its a tough dawing do. Ummm, about eleven sir."
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Old 2004-10-29, 17:43
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"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo."


"The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive."

"These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting."


"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"

I couldgo on forever with this movie, guess it


Oh the memories those lines bring back FMJ
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Old 2004-10-29, 18:36
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lol

My favourite lines come from this one movie.....

Narrator: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:
Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
Narrator: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:
Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?!
Acosta: Did you say something?
Raoul Duke: Hm? Nevermind. It's your turn to drive.
Narrator: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.

and lol

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

That is all lol. I wonder what movie it is from lololol
 
Old 2004-10-29, 18:40
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Fear and loathing in Las Vages. Thats the movie your talking about. It's funny as hell.
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Old 2004-10-29, 18:54
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Fear and loathing in Las Vages. Thats the movie your talking about. It's funny as hell.



I just wanted to see who would respond first lol.
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Old 2004-10-29, 18:55
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like the part in ace ventura when hes singing alriteee then.........and the monkey is sitting next to him.........thats some good shit
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Old 2004-10-29, 19:07
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One of my all time favorite movies and the way I ALWAYS try to critique/collaborate anything I'm asked to read.
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Old 2004-10-29, 22:02
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"You disgusting fatbody!"
"Do you suck dick private pile? BULLSHIT! Ill bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!!"
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anyline from that movie
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Old 2004-10-29, 22:34
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"What are you here to do?"

"KILL KILL KILL"

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Old 2004-10-29, 22:37
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Old 2004-10-29, 22:47
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Wow! That's for that BLS. That really does bring back memories of RTC. Boot camp for me was very funny MOST times. The only hard part was not laughing. If you did it became unfunny within a short time. That's real discipline; the ablilty to control your actions ( laughter ) to achieve greatness.
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Old 2004-10-29, 22:52
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"Ni"
"Well, can we have your liver then?"
G1: "Crucifixion?" G2: "No, release." G1: "Sorry?" G2: "Nah, just kidding!"
B: "Oh shut up. I'm not messiah!" P: "Only the true messiah denies his divinity" B: "Alright alright, I am the messiah!" P: "He is the messiah!!!!"
"I was blind but now I can see!!! Aaargghh"

I can't promise they're all correct, but they ought to be about 75-90% correct. And if you don't know where they're from, you've missed out on some great brittish comedy.
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Old 2004-10-29, 22:55
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Old 2004-10-29, 23:13
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Yeah, "Ni" is from that one (or whatever it's proper english title is).
The "liver"-thing is from some other Monty Python movie
And the others are from Life of Brian.
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Old 2004-10-30, 01:19
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shit there are so many movies that you guys mention here that I haven't seen
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Old 2004-10-30, 01:35
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Doesn't matter. Let the lines speak for themselves. Post your favorite.
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Old 2004-10-30, 01:36
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"It goes to eleven, you know..."

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Old 2004-10-30, 01:48
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Old 2004-10-30, 01:56
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Actually I'm very good at forgetting lines in movies. But here are some that I remember:

in detroit rock city (the movie) where one of the dudes has just got his face rubbed in pizza and than beates the guy that did it, and then he walks towards the other guy and iron man is played in the background, it's a very short scene but I for some weird reason love it.

"THAT'S MY PUCK BITCH, DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY PUCK!!" - Happy Gilmore


I cant remember more at the moment but I love pretty much everything by adam sandler, he's by far my favourite actor.
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Old 2004-10-30, 02:04
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how could i have forgotten all the ones from spinal tap?!


hey manOwar do you guys get alot of movies from america there?
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Old 2004-10-30, 02:18
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how could i have forgotten all the ones from spinal tap?!


hey manOwar do you guys get alot of movies from america there?


yup, at least all of the famous ones most icelandic movies are extremely boring
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Yeah, "Ni" is from that one (or whatever it's proper english title is).
The "liver"-thing is from some other Monty Python movie


The Knights That Say "Ni" are from Monty Python And The Holy Grail. "Well, can we have your liver then?" is from Monty Python And The Meaning Of Life.

Classic, classic films!

Here's a good one:

"Do you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" The Joker

And another that haunts:

"The horror... The horror..." Col Kurtz
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Jeffrey: On a ride?
Frank: A ride? Hell, that's a good idea. Hey, let's go.

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Raymond: Frank, do you want me to pour the beer?
Frank: No, I want you to fuck it! Shit yes, pour the fucking beer!

Frank: What kind of beer you drink, neighbor?
Raymond: Heineken.
Frank: Heineken? Fuck Heineken! PABST BLUE RIBBON!

Frank: I'll send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck?
Jeffrey: Yes.
Frank: I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!

Frank: I'll fuck anything that moves!

Ben: Here's to your health, Frank.
Frank: Shit. Let's drink to something else. Let's drink to fucking. Say 'Here's to your fuck, Frank.'
Ben: If you like, Frank. Here's to your fuck. Cheers.

Frank: In dreams I walk with you. In dreams, I talk to you. In dreams ... you're mine. All the time.


I think I like David Lynch villains. Wait a few days and I'm sure I'll show up with 'There's sometimes a buggy...'
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[I]Frank: Hey neighbor, wanna go for a ride?
Jeffrey: No thanks.
Frank: 'No thanks'? What does that mean?
Jeffrey: I don't want to go.
Frank: Go where?
Jeffrey: On a ride?
Frank: A ride? Hell, that's a good idea. Hey, let's go.


hahahha that made me laugh out loud
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"little things used to mean so much to shelley, i always thought they were kind of trivial... believe me, nothing is trivial"

"can't i have a little bit of Peril?"

"fuck! even in the future nothing works"

"i'm not even supposed to be here today!"

and the last one i can think of clearly (i originally had a few more but i'd butcher them atm)

"there can be only one!"
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Old 2004-10-31, 04:19
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Damn poeple? What are some of the movies these lines from?
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Old 2004-10-31, 04:43
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SoulInsane, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

SoulInsane, ever....been in a Turkish prison?

SoulInsane, did you ever hang around the gymnasium?

SoulInsane, you like movies about gladiators?

-someone please tell me they know where this is from.
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this one isnt a movie quote, but it made me crack up. its from family guy when brian is watching some old sitcom. i think it was laverne and shirley, i forget. If I got it wrong, someone please correct me.

"My sink needs fixing!!"

"Oh yeah, I'll fix your sink alright. and by fix your sink, i mean im gonna have sex with you, and by having sex with you, i mean fixing your pipes, and by fixing your pipes, i mean having sex with you, and by having sex with you i mean fixing your sink, and by sink, i mean that thing between your legs.....(and so forth)"

I think thats how it goes.
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"little things used to mean so much to shelley, i always thought they were kind of trivial... believe me, nothing is trivial"

"can't i have a little bit of Peril?"

"fuck! even in the future nothing works"

"i'm not even supposed to be here today!"

and the last one i can think of clearly (i originally had a few more but i'd butcher them atm)

"there can be only one!"


in order of appearence

the crow

monty python and the holy grail

spaceballs

clerks

highlander
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SoulInsane, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

SoulInsane, ever....been in a Turkish prison?

SoulInsane, did you ever hang around the gymnasium?

SoulInsane, you like movies about gladiators?

-someone please tell me they know where this is from.
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this one isnt a movie quote, but it made me crack up. its from family guy when brian is watching some old sitcom. i think it was laverne and shirley, i forget. If I got it wrong, someone please correct me.

"My sink needs fixing!!"

"Oh yeah, I'll fix your sink alright. and by fix your sink, i mean im gonna have sex with you, and by having sex with you, i mean fixing your pipes, and by fixing your pipes, i mean having sex with you, and by having sex with you i mean fixing your sink, and by sink, i mean that thing between your legs.....(and so forth)"

I think thats how it goes.


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I'm quite surprised these weren't mentioned!
"Are you talking to me?" - Taxi Driver
"Hell is just a word,reality is much,much worse" - Event Horizon

And I like this one very much
"I don't like to take pictures,I want to remember events as I want and not
necceseraly as they happened." - Lost Highway
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Old 2004-11-02, 02:46
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That bit in waynes world where garth goes under the table and starts talking about twilight zone when they're signing the TV contract.
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Old 2004-11-02, 15:37
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Old 2004-11-02, 21:47
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just watched happy gilmore again, I looooove that movie I've watched it over a million times

Shooter McGavern: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!

Shooter: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?

Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
Happy: I didnt *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of woodand I wanted it to be near its family.

Happy: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.


that has got to be the funniest movie ever made
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Old 2004-11-03, 06:11
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yeah its funny but you musn't get many movies on your island is you think its the funniest

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"Dont fuck with me"

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Shooter McGavern: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!


That quote is brilliant and is made even better by Adam Sandler's seemingly impromptu giggle during his line.
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Old 2004-11-03, 15:45
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What are you guys doing?
Putting on the foil.
Every game!
Yeah, you want some?

No.


Slapshot, god I love that movie.
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Old 2004-11-03, 20:31
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"These go to 11." - Spinal Tap

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Old 2004-11-04, 01:02
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"Cook the man some fuckin eggs bitch"
Once were warriors


That movie is full of great quotes like that one.

Another one I love goes something like this:

Gilbert: I met a girl today Louis.
Louis: Oh really, what's her name?
Gilbert: Judy.
Booger: So, did you get in her pants?
Gilbert: She's not that kind of woman, Booger.
Booger: What, she have a penis?

And from the same movie:

Takashi: Oohhh, HAIR PIE!


REVENGE OF THE NERDS.
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Old 2004-11-04, 08:23
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^cool somebody else knows the movie. One of the best of all time.

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Reemer : Your bed is over here.
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Squeak: Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?
Cooper : Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
Squeak : Yeah I could.
Reemer : No. Dude, you're a little bitch!
Squeak : I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway.
Cooper : 'Cause you're a piece of shit.
Squeak : I am not a piece of shit!
Reemer : Yeah, but you're a little bitch.
Squeak : Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

Cooper : Thanks a lot, Doctor Dickhead! You totally fucked me there!
Reemer : Dude, relax. It was a joke.
Cooper : Why don't you give it up! She doesn't even like you!
Reemer : You think she got the hots for you? Shit. Squeak has a better chance that you do.
Squeak: Hey, you think?
Cooper : That is low. You son of a bitch.
Squeak : Why is that low?
Reemer : Dude, I know you're feeling jealous right now. Don't blame me because I have a sweet ass! I can't help it!

Cooper : What is something you really want?
Joey: Chelsea Clinton.
Cooper : That's a pretty tall order, dude.
Reemer : You'd have a better shot at Bill.

Basketball Rules!!

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Old 2004-11-04, 19:23
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from the movie "Out Cold"...If you are into stoner snowboard flicks, i suggest it.

Luke: This suit is really cramping my Hardy Boys. It's no mystery.

Pig Pen: Carpe the Diem. Seize The...Carp.

Luke: Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer.

Rick: Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice...or bong.

...Man I love that movie...for some reason or another.
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Christopher Walken-Actually, it's alot like that."

-Batman Returns
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Old 2004-11-05, 11:50
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If youre gonna spew, spew into this. (hands him a dixie cup)

It's sucking my will to live! Oh the humanity!
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Old 2004-11-05, 23:26
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SoulInsane, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

SoulInsane, ever....been in a Turkish prison?

SoulInsane, did you ever hang around the gymnasium?

SoulInsane, you like movies about gladiators?

-someone please tell me they know where this is from.
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What's your name? So You're obviously the big dick........and that, on either side of you are your balls. There are two kinds of balls: There are big brave balls, and there are little mincy faggot balls. Dicks have drive and clarity of vision...but they're not clever.

They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy...and have brought your two little mincy faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here....just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.

Like a prick....you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with you.

The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun....and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5-0" written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.

Now......Fuck Off.


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"Frick mein arsch" Any German porn film

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FUCK YES!! SNATCH

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells:

"Wait a second, armed? Armed with what?"

"I don't know, bad breath? Colorful language? A feather duster? What else do you think they're armed with, GUNS you tit!"

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Tom Berenger as Sgt. Barnes in Platoon-

"Death? Whadda you all know about death?"

I think it might have been better if he was more like "whadda you bitches know about death?" or "Whadda you pussies know about death?" He's so contemptous and condescending when he says it, that's what makes the line, not the line itself.
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Bob are you jesus?
Yeah. Why do you ask?
You are him man! Your jesus!
(5 cop cars roll up all officers get out, guns out)
WE'RE SAVED!
Yeah.......We're saved........

-SLC Punk


P.S the guy asking if Bob is jesus has taken about 50 hits of acid because he was selling it on school grounds and security came out so he ran through the football field and the sprinklers came out and got the acid in his pocket wet and it soaked into his leg. When Bob comes up the guy (His name escapes me) is sitting croutched down on a stool in his walkway and he thinks he's surrounded by water, and Bob comes up "walking on water" hence the jesus referance............Fuck it just go watch the god damn movie. Theres drugs, sex, and fucking with strict christians.
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Old 2004-11-19, 17:23
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is it a newer movie? it sounds interesting
does the slc stand for anything?
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Old 2004-11-19, 17:26
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Salt Lake City. Its from '99 but not too many people have heard/seen it but you'll probably start seeeing it around alot more now that you've heard about it. Its a fucking great movie. It has Mathew Lillard (Shaggy from Scooby Doo) in it. Its about how we take responcibility for our actions eventually and the pit falls of the hardcore drug/punk lifestyle from the early '80s. Its very musically inspired.
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Old 2004-11-19, 17:32
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how did you edit without the edit message?
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Old 2004-11-19, 17:35
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weird

I guess i'm the one.




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edit: let's see if this works twice.
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Old 2004-11-19, 17:47
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haha
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that's fucked. the edit thing doesn't come up. Oh the possiblities. I can start a thread about something cool. Let people go on about how cool it is, then edit it to something gay. And people will think they are gay.


it is odd though.
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that's fucked. the edit thing doesn't come up. Oh the possiblities. I can start a thread about something cool. Let people go on about how cool it is, then edit it to something gay. And people will think they are gay.


it is odd though.

lol that would be fucked, make a thread like post yes here if music is awesome, then edit it all to post yes if you like nsync, OMGzomgozm it would be so funny, yea not really.....
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ingenious.
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lol that would be fucked, make a thread like post yes here if music is awesome, then edit it all to post yes if you like nsync, OMGzomgozm it would be so funny, yea not really.....



Yeah, because I needed to read that to make my life more fulfilling.
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that's fucked. the edit thing doesn't come up.


I think you've got about a minute's worth of editing before the edit notice shows at the bottom. I don't know why, though.
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