i was gonna wait till december to post this but fuck it
what would you give everyone for the holidays???


soulinsane-one of those cool 14" figuers of himself
some rubber tips ends to put on all those spikes so he doesnt poke holes in his cover and a custom made jackson king-v to replace his old one

powers- year supply of pizza sauce! and some dominoz gift certificats

memnoch- a fucking fan cause its gotta be so hot down there in hell

def-whatever beer he hasnt had(there gotta be atlest one) a home studio for his band(at a glance check em out!)

shred- a signed guitar by becker

FBS- a kangaroo, he can think of something to do with it

fearfrost- another dime guitar

wally-a personal nuclear sub

john-the secret to quantom physics

phishface-some poop and i trip to iceland

delete-britney spears for a night..or week

bassB-a trip to the us so he can beat up dissection and phishface

M=L give him the priviledge of being a zombie

the doc- a personal performance from pantera (you better invite us all!!)

BOC- a new hellow kittie doll

brokencrimson-the powers of wonderwoman

and last but not least

nomad-the world

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oh and nihily willy gets a cat hug from me

manowar-the offical rules of baseball book

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That sonds like a good idea

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guitar_demon - a big picture of his avatar to hang on the wall

soulinsane - a costum ran t-shirt (cant afford to give you a guitar so a t-shirt is the next best thing )

fearfrost - shitloads of shampoo

Transient - a trip to iceland and the english version of some snorri sturluson book


and I'm tired now and I'll do the rest later

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I agree, that ca avatar is the best one ever.

sweeeeet i would hang it up over my gear too

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Awwww

Thanks GD and ManOwaR! You dudes rock.

If I could afford it I would get everyone the Ran guitar of their dreams. Ran guitars would get the orders all at once and be like, "WTF!!! " and then, "$$$ ".

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I'd give everyone a pornstar after i've had my way with them....yeah!

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Id give BLS a tampon..

HAHAHA Now no one else cna be whitty and say it!!

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hmmmm...

Def: Canadian Beer
BLS: An ENGL
Mem.: A keg of Blue.
Powers: the shampoo I was given
ATIF: Peavey XXX (hes in love with them)
Darko: a bottle of air my guitar pick of jon from cryptopsy touched.
The doc: a box of condoms
M=L: all the internet porn he can take
Wally: Canadian Beer
tatterd: A warwick
BassB.: A new bass rig.
Delete: the habs
Nihilist: a deal at metalblade records.
nomad: A BMW (why the hell not)
F_B_S: His own TV show or HBO special
guitar_demon: A BC Rich Stealth
Soulinsane: A sign on his lawn that says "THE SHIT HOLE OF AMERICA", and a to own a store full of rans... its only fair.
BrokenCrimson: a bag of nuts.
johnmansley: a show by Nile to play at his house
MetalThrashingMad: A baseball bat to hit Transient
CANNIBALCORPSE: 98 dead babies, with a pat O'brians guitar.
XDX: Some gear object that he does not have. (if there is a thing)
Trendkill: A bag of shrooms
Necro_butch: Some peace of gear that you cant get in the maritimes
Shread: a visit form Jason becker
Transient: a tampon
Obrian20: to play a gig with Cannibal Corpse
XXLB (I think I got it right...): to have wally come home without safe and drunk.


Fuck I know im forgetting someothers... I'll get back to you on the rest.

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I always forget people.....

Fearfrost - a hair cut
Atif - a bottle of water
Memnoch - a pornstar
Nomad - my praise and respect
JohnMansley - a disco ball...and the theory of everything
BLS - a can of tuna
Credit to Dementia - the secret to better pizza
Dissection - a weight gain program
Guitar_Demon - Papa Johns pizza.....haha just kidding, more like DiGorno stuff crust for a year
Nihilist - 3 cans of pizza sauce
PST 88 - a can of piss and a bottle of rum
Def - a numerous amount of beer keigs
Soulisane - all the hellraiser dolls
Darko - a chick with a beaver
.......

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Def: a slab of VB
BLS: tickets to a carpathian forest show (just to piss him off)
Powers: some pizza hut vouchers
ATIF: not too sure soz mate
The doc: some new denim
Dissection: A right kick up the arse
tatterd: A warwick
BassB.: slab of VB
Delete: britney and a keyboard with entirely capslock keys.
Nihilist: a years supply of jim beam
nomad: metal mayhem (non-melburnians, its an all metal store)
guitar_demon: a cat lol
BrokenCrimson: anything she chooses
johnmansley: CEO of his own accounting company
MetalThrashingMad: An apology letter and take him out for a drink (so a fake ID too )
CANNIBALCORPSE: a cricket bat to hit andrew1331 with
Trendkill: 3 grams
Transient: a set of contact lenses
Obrien20: the position formerly held by jack owen
Disincarnate: A post-pimp and some corpsepaint
Andrew1331: a cricket bat to smash chokehold's face with (the CC thing is nothing personal from me )
S_H_S: his very own gang.
timedragon: have mithotyn get back together for a show at his house

sorry if they suck or if i missed out on anyone.

the easiest way is to just steal someone else's list and change, that way you are less likely to forget people

Def: how could def not get beer - specifically "Chopper Heavy" the serial killer beer
BLS: soething better to do!
Memnoch: Some kind of magnet that is the reverse of the polarity of newbies (to drive them away)
Powersofterror: a bag of hair care products and scented soap
Fearfrost: as above (you pack of metros!)
Atifman: an audience
Agent-Orange: A SLAB of XXXX Gold (i think thats the one)
Darko: Cephelic Carnage!!!
The doctor: more patches!!
M=L: an asian shemale party
BassBehemoth: a mohawk wig
Nihilist: Hidden burbon (just like easter!)
nomad: ausie beer!
Far_Beyond_Sane: a domain, and an army of nerds to code for him
guitar_demon: a "cat-man" theme song
Soulinsane: a metal style sailor suit (with skills and blood and such) with a matching, smaller one
BrokenCrimson: a hockey mask (so as not to hit herself in the face while drumming)
johnmansley: a new working mp3 player (that wont break .... now thats the most imposible thing of all)
Shread: his verry own tent (dont ask why)
Transient: Red suspenders
Obrien20: some kind of grim picks
LB'XXX: A stick to beat people who get her name wrong
andrewc: tickets to an underage gig that will actually happen!

if i forgot you it could be
1) because i couldn't think of something for you to have
2) its a friday night

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Obrien: Chance to audition for CC's new guitarist, if they aint got one yet.
Shred: Trip to Jason Becker's monastary
Andrewc: Gig alongside The Kill, Cpatain Cleanoff and Fuck... I'm Dead. Hope you got a band... :P
Powersofterror: I dunno... like, a gift voucher... from Dimmy's AHAhaha
John: Kindergarten Text Book: Numerals and Mathematics 1, for begginers :P
BLS: Maxipad... hehehe, so WITTY!

Oh, the rest off you cunts get coal. Bastards. lol jk

Def: A crate of Amstel that I'll rob from his neighbours.
BLS: KY jelly
Atifman: BLS
Memnoch: a degree in physics
Powersofterror: a job as an orchestra conductor
Fearfrost: L'Oreal, because your worth it
Agent-Orange: A world tour for Grimbecile
Darko: the meaning of life (42)
xdislexicx: a Boss MT-2
Moonraven: A raven
Timedragon: a week in the most northern reaches of frostbitten Norway
Delete: the Stanley Cup for Montreal
The doctor: an evening with Lemmy at the Hammersmith Apollo
M=L: a years subscription to shiteaters.com
BassBehemoth: a tattoo that says, "We put the 'eh' into fuck you, you American pigs"
Credit to Dementia: a nomination for Presindent
PST: a nomination for President
BoC: an ultra rare old-school computer game
Nihilist: some sleep
nomad: supernatural powers
Far_Beyond_Sane: farbeyondsane.com
guitar_demon: Cat Stevens
Soulinsane: protection from 'the stranger'
BrokenCrimson: A new appendix
Shred: Jason Becker's underpants
Transient: A Jesus Wept tab
Obrien20: Milan to be European Champions
LB'XXX: the complete works of Shakespeare
andrewc: a boxing ring
S_H_S: a boxing ring
Andrew1331: Effigy Of The Forgotten
Corroded Soul: an interview in Terrorizor for Narsil
Disincarnate: his own whorage thread
SpikeyHairz: a squirrel
Dissection: his own sergeant to 'drill' him
MetalThrashingMad: lamb of god\m/'s head on a stick

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ahh....what about my 100 cousins?

oh and beast, you also may have anything you desire. jeez infinity i just keep over looking you i think!!! you may be in my band as i dont have one, lol.

hehehe ^

Noone mentioned me in metaltabbers you'd like to meet either, i feel so left out Waaaa! lol JK

i know. i should remember you, considering your about the only other sadistik exekution fan i know lol (only heard one mp3 admittedly, must buy an album!)

EDIT: you were a general mention of me cos i said everyone on the east coast of australia. would like to meet ya someday though...

Oh, I feel SO much better, it's so COMFORTING to hear you say THAT! lol jk. :P

Oh BTW, I live in Broken Hill, which is so close to the SA border that im in SA timezone so :-P!!!

HOLY FUCK !!!!!!! THAT MADE UP FOR ALL THOSE WHO HAVENT POSTED MY NAME !!!!!!! \M/

my list...shall post later

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So shred.. ya wanna bring those undies over to Atif's tonight

Ill provide the KY Jelly

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hah, you guys are the best.

so eh... when's that beer coming in?

I'll make a list later, gonna get my ass in bed first.

shit would that even pass customs??


and fear frost that would be the best fucking gift in the world mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why?

And atif's house is a go, BLS

Ive already got one guys, but i suppose another one wouldnt hurt..

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actually that would be another two

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Ahh good point!, haha, sorry im very tired, its 12:15 am here.. good thread though. i'll write out a list tommorow..

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Def: Rehab. JK, a beer taster's tour of the world.
Guitar_demon: a trip to the REAL wonderland, not the pedophile one (His avatar is from Alice In Wonderland, that's the Cheshire Cat! I love that book!)
andrewc: Chocolate. A lot of very tasty chocolate, unless he's allergic to chocolate or doesn't like it, then something equally as tasty and calming and happyfying.
Soulinsane: A book deal, so he can write whatever the hell he wants and share his wisdom.
Credit To Dementia: Ditto.
L,B'XXX: A life supply of various teas, traditional japanese,caffeine free, herb, flavoured, fruit, whatever, so she can have a nice cup while she writes her lyrics.
fearfrost: Hair care products, not just shampoo, but conditioner, a couple of good brushes, and slick oil (the stuff they put in the hair of the models in shampoo commercials), because your hair is good.
BoC: A slave gore metal/grindcore band so they can perform for you live whenever you want them to.
Any guitar player: The guitar of their dreams and an amp to go with it.
Any bass player: The bass of their dreams and a bass amp to fit.
Any drummer: The drumkit of their dreams, and a life supply of various other things that a drummer needs.
Any vocalist: A mic of their dreams and a chit chat with their idol.
Any keys/synth player: Synth of your dreams.
Everybody: As a tiny extra gift, a box of condoms, not necesarilly for sex but maybe to have silly fun with, like waterbombs, or putting peanut butter on the outside of them and dumping them in visible places, etc.

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Yay!

im guessing shrooms are involved to get there huh

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Acid.

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i love chocolate. especially tasty chocolate (dairy milk with peppermint cream in the middle) drool.

I'd give Nihilist my anal virginity.

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thats wrong....

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Yes Sir.....

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i thought you already had

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Dont you remember?? I bought it off you for $5.

Twas a night I will never forget.

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Dude... I ment nuts as in Almons and shit... Damn you have one sick mind.

If you don't know what to get someone for Xmas... Give them nuts.

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Hahaha! That was brilliant!

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I'm not getting anything original at all, am I?

All right, I'll give this a try:

Nihilist - A Jim Beam bottle, for two steps: 1. Drinking. 2. Taking Darko's anal virginity.
ShredIsNotDead - Specially designed earplugs for filtering out unpleasant vocals.
johnmansley - The black box containing Schrodinger's cat, delivered by Jon Levasseur, with whom he'd then proceed to trade fluid sweep arpeggios.
FearFrost - The Dime I've stopped playing.
ChrisRezendes - Environmental reform and a new guitar.
Def - 500 buyers so he can record a studio album, release it, make a lot of money in a very successful band, and with that buy enough beer to submerge Australia.
guitar_demon - Mjolnir and a mosh pit guardian angel.
BrokenCrimson - A tough call, actually, but I came up with something: An upkeep-free vagina that will remove any worries of overuse, and a sniper outside her neighbors' house to fire warning shots whenever they try to complain to the police about the noise of her practicing.
Transient - All expenses paid tour of Iceland, Holland, England and Wales, making sure to focus on the important cultural traditions in a faithful rather than touristy way.
BassBehemoth - A genuine American Pig to yell at whenever necessary.
powersofterror - A chance to discuss the finer points of writing song lyrics with the lyricist for Old Man's Child ... over a pizza or several.
Soulinsane - A jam session with Dave Mustaine, a long, safe career in the military, and a large pension upon an honorable discharge. Or some stretch of unrivaled debauchery worthy of a dishonorable one.
BLS - An endlessly adaptable and customizable guitar on which to experiment.

If anybody feels left out, tell me what you want and I'll pretend to give it to you.

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I don't want Beam. I am currently experiencing the worst hangover of my life. Even the word "alcohol" conjures up vomit.

I'd give you all an apple, or something.

Aww poor Nihilist, c'mon now lets hear them magical words ''im never touching alcohol again''

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Hahaha.. I put that in my original post. But I looked back on it, and figured I'd be drinking in a days anyway.

Hahaha! That would be awesome - especially if I opened the box to find the cat alive and harmonizing Jon's sweep arpeggios in perfect fourths!

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Haha, GOLDEN!!!

Def: - I'll give myself beer, thank you.-
BLS: an inflatable sheep
Atifman: a poop-brown I-been-had RG
Memnoch: tickets for immolation
Powersofterror: a lifetime supply of playboy magazine
Fearfrost: Beer, lots of it. (and european ofcourse)
Agent-Orange: Beer, lots ot if. (and european ofcourse) + some dutch chicks
Darko: my socks
xdislexicx: an Engl e580
Moonraven: a used condom
Timedragon: a time machine
Delete: a keyboard with a missing capslock button so he can't ever switch it off.
The doctor: a pair of cowboy boots to go with his denim
M=L: a boot up his ass.
BassBehemoth: a new bassrig, ampeg svt 350
Credit to Dementia: a chance to beat up on Bush
PST: a jam session with Anthrax and some Hertog Jan
BoC: hot sex with Jenna
Nihilist: a bigger willy
nomad: 10 bucks for every post we make
Far_Beyond_Sane: a really nice vagina to play with every day
guitar_demon: a kickass band so he can tour with my kickass band
Soulinsane: a lifetime endorsement deal with Ran
BrokenCrimson: a dick up her ass (aren't I nice today)
Shred: lessons from Vai
Transient: an Ackbar mask
Obrien20: tickets to all the world's soccer games
LB'XXX: a new house and a speedboat for on the lake
andrewc: beer, it works for everyone. since I don't know what to give him..
S_H_S: who?
Andrew1331: beer
Corroded Soul: a hot indian chick with large hooters and an ass to die for
Disincarnate: a punch in the crotch from corroded soul KSHITISH
SpikeyHairz: all the woman in Utrecht.
Dissection: an 'I can drink legally' pass
MetalThrashingMad: beer and the chance to punch out those cunts who started shitting a while ago.
Metalpoldi: a new rig and all the german beer he can drink

I probably forgot some, if so, bitch at mansley, I stole his list. Now, it's time to get wasted. bye bye green screen

I got my gift from Def a bit early

http://www.blackcountrymag.org.uk/i...mas/pervert.jpg

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Looks like I'll have to bitch at myself then!

I forgot a few people:

Chris: tickets to a yet-to-be-conceived Monsters Of Thrash tour
Infinity: a lemniscatic pendant
Black Star: a Liverpool shirt
Tatter3d: a guitar!
CC: a day with Ryan Parry
Trendkill: can't think of anything so a yard of ale will suffice!

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no one ever mentions me
though it's usually my fault since i try to not post shit thats retarded. meaning my post count doesn't grow fast... but i broke 200 finally
anyway i'm lazy and tired so i'll make a list later

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cxmachine: a mention

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haha that was funnier than it should be

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ill give all of you a chili dog.

I thought it was just Koreans who ate dogs...

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no one mentions me neither oh well, I haven't been around here long so I think I can handle it

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Everyone on metaltabs; A blow up doll cause non of you are getting any (except Soul)

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Trendkills gay

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You cheap bastard. I can pick them here for free.
Actually last week I picked about an ounce in my friends yard. Traded them weight for weight, for some weed. Then gave the fucking weed away cuz I don't toke anymore. Which brings me to....


Hey, at least you remembered me. But only 3 fucking grams? ya cheap bum



Yes. Yes it would.


I'd grow a field of weed and shrooms. Buy a fucking brewery. Get 30 metal bands to play, and hold a big ass christmas party that lasts into the new year. Start the motherfucker off with a BANG! (of course you're all invited. Cept' for BLS cuz he'd be a bit busy with his gift from def)

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what are you talking about i did

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I'll buy you guys this hamster.

(it's not a sick pic i promise)

http://modifiedliving.com/savevincent.htm

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If i knew who that kid was id kick his ass...

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MMMmm Ryan parry.. ahhhhghghghghhghghh

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hahaha poor hamster.
What a good idea, you get money from people sending it to you to save the hamster. You keep it and if they dont raise enough, you still get to kill it!!
Although, he won't make that much money.

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Hahaha what a legend, ryan parry..

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OMG I know it's sick but I can't stop laughing! This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. I don't know why it's funny to me but it is

That little hampster is so cute too.

"To all you hamster loving freaks out there, because of your unnecessary stupidity, I am issuing you a declaration: Either I receive $500 by December 5th, 2004, or poor little Vincent is going to be rigged up to a dozen mylar balloons and sent deep into the upper atmosphere."

"Check out the Save Vincent! section for pictures, donation info and the official digital countdown until his demise. Hopefully you can assemble some sort of campaign to spare his life -- otherwise the furry fucker is going to be the next hamster cosmonaut. And so help me God, if you people continue to send me more and more poorly written emails spouting nonsensical gibberish, I will just throw the little bitch in a blender and be done with it."

Even if he does send Vincent up I don't think it will kill him. Within a day the ballons will slowly deflate once they get a few thousand feet in the air and Vincent will come down slowly. Someone will find him and he will be free. I bet that's what happened to Ass too.

Either way, I can't wait to see if he gets $500 for ransom

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haha

thats quite a gift

smartass . can i have a dragon too??!!

id buy the three of you a 12 pack of your favorite beer.

I just sat here for the past 2 minutes trying to think of what id get anyone else here. I dont fuckin know. you can all have a bunch of beer. A magic mug that refills to the top ice cold beer every time it reaches an inch from the bottom. yes, magic beer mugs to all, and to all a good night.

i would like to give that guy $500 to save the hamster (im a fucken softie for animals)

and thx for all the beer guys!! carlton is my favourite stuff.

Yeah, but wouldnt it suffocate? Low oxygen and stuff? Whatever.
Yeah itll be hilarious if it reaches $500.

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Vincent the hamster has his own thread now, so lets get back on subject here.

A magic beer mug would be cool!

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well you didnt mention too many people either oh well

ManOwaR: dunno but judging by that drunk emoticon ill get him a slab of beer

Indeed it would.

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You don't mean Lemniscata?

lemniscata

\Lem`nis*ca"ta\ (l[e^]m`n[i^]s*k[=a]"t[.a]),Lemniscate \Lem*nis"cate\ (l[e^]m*n[i^]s"k[asl]t), n. [L. lemniscatus adorned with ribbons, fr. lemniscus a ribbon hanging down, Gr. lhmni`skos.] (Geom.) A curve in the form of the figure 8, with both parts symmetrical, generated by the point in which a tangent to an equilateral hyperbola meets the perpendicular on it drawn from the center.

Tisk Tisk

oh yeah, thank you



well... I am always on my way to do it but I'm just too god damn lazy and thank you

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haha i'd appreciate that but no thanks

hahahaahahhaha thats the best !!!!!

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Well why not

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integrity issues

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lets see wot i'd like to give.....

def : indian beer....try out for once man
bls : a written-in-air message that homosexuality is not a crime
soulinsane : the hot chick def offered to me....oh sorry you're married .....well rans would do just fine !!!
powersoft : an operating system called powersoft that pops out a pizza whenever he names one
dissection : more love from metaltabbers
phishhead : even more
atifman : an end to the indo-pak terrorism
nomad : the world is not enough
DELETE79 : the cake he used to give to everyone on metaltabs
m=l : a DIY looking-good kit
agent-orange : beer
lbxxx : a huge hug for metaltabs mom
guitar_demon : ceshire cat's powers
johnmansley : a jam with karl sanders
disincarnate : a ban on posting & a kick in the crotch
cannibalcorpse : a night-out with ryan parry...do whatever you want with him !!!
dystopia : cannibalcorpse's address for the night-out & a mild-steel rod of 70MPa tensile strength to beat the living crap out of ryan
xdx : some gear question which he doesnt have an answer for
manowar : dude get me an autograph from eidur gudjohnsen
doc : a pantera gig to wake him up every morning

cant think of anything for nihilist/BoC...best wishes would do

the people i missed out on, season's greetings

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Integrity is good.

Ran's will work just fine. Thats what I would give everyone.

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holy crap, how cool would that be?? I think that's what Indiana Jones was looking for all the time!

man, i get cool stuff!

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and me

yes, the gilded mug. too bad he never found it...
TO THE TOMBS!!!

The 'lemniscate' is another name for the infinity symbol.

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I've got enough piss already, thanks powers. Give me an empty can, though, and I'll fill it up for you, you microcephalic - when your hair's up at least - upright bass-playing bastard. I would have given you something else, but that's all. I already gave you 'catamite,' anyway.

Jim - An exciting new sexual position implanted, free of charge, in your brain whenever the occasion merits it, a bottle of the finest scotch ever made, and a portrait by Escher. Also, I'll cockpunch somebody for you. But only one person, and it can't be me for that Escher crack.
Def- I've actually lived the dream and bought Def a beer, a damn good beer at that, but I'll do it again. I'll also give him magical powers of persuasion (re: cases of beer) over his bandmates to help introduce more of a metal base into At a Glance. I was telling somebody at a party last night to buy your demo, too, and that's a special thing, ain't it?
Alex - A controlling share in the Stella Artois brewery, which will export to Sydney specifically for him after he moves so he'll never have to drink Australian beer. And something green, orange, and two-dimensionl. Can't fuckin' think what.
Atif - An end to certain disciminatory practices, and whatever the non-alcoholic equivalent of a beer is.
Nihilist - A plane ticket to 'AnyfuckinplacebutTasmania,' which is somewhere in Europe, I think. A case of Jim Beam waiting for you when you get there.
CAPSLOCK - Nothing until you stop this silly lowercase letters crap, but when you do a case of La Fin du Monde.
Mansley - Red hegemony (football) and a humbled Manchester.
BLS - Red hegemony (political), you commie bastard.
Chris - Everybody's mother for a second or third time, a better environment, and see my gift to slayme, because it's really a gift to the world.
Sanders - A good kebob that has no ill effects on the bowels, and a beer.
BassBehemoth - Before I leave this city for good, I'll kick BLS in the nuts, probably at a show, possibly without realizing it's him.
FearFrost - A shrine on your front yard saying 'We Might Not Be There, But Weijia You're Still a Cunt.'
Doc - Some fuckin' non-denim clothes and a better sense of crowd-surfing balance.
StuffIsGreat - True retribution for textbook-stealing bastards and a signed copy of Gone To Texas. Plus something more current. I don't think you're around anymore.
Dissection - A bit of maturity. Just a bit. Not too much or we'd never recognize you.
Trendkill - Uh, I'll drink your beer. I can't even get you one, because you make it, bastard. Hmm. I'll rap for you. I can, I just usually don't.
Darko - A box of 'I Slept With Sparkle Motion and The Children of the Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Rosco Abuse and All I Got Was This Lousy Song Made After Me and an STD' to distribute as you see fit, a good philosophy department, and the greatest gift I can give: you actually got me to dig Tool. You bastard.
bobpurgis - What can you get for the yeti who has everything? Well, if I recall correctly, I was the person to point out your yetism - but what's that you say? That's an old gift? Fine. You get beer and a soon-to-be-released new Crowbar album, stocked with Windstein's riffs. I'll also keep your nickname for memnoch alive, but not in this thread.
memnoch - I've tried to think of a way to combine your hatred of black metal, your love of Immolation, and your taste for Budweiser into some uber-gift that could theoretically beat up everybody's father, but after a while I quit and came up with this: a case of Bud, with the new, difficult-to-get-for-some-reason Immolation DVD inside with the beers, all wrapped up in 'Black Metal Free Zone' wrapping paper, available in all stores in which I hate Varg. If you don't like it, go to hell. HaHA, get it? Cause ... cause you're the Devil? It's a joke, right? No? Shit.
weijia - I know you'll never see this, but if you do, seriously, get this: a tattoo on the palm of your hand, crib note style, in the grimmest of necro lettering, but nevertheless still legible: Shut the Fuck Up.

slayme - I'll strangle Varg Vikernes to death when I'm in Europe this summer. Prison sentences in Norway seem to be fairly easy, and it's apparently, according to the UN, the best country in the world to live in, especially if you like the aesthetics of a burning church or a bleeding queer. Once Varg is dead I figure the black metal wars will officially end and a new era of peace and prosperity will blah blah blah.

If I left you out, I probably don't like you. Being included is not guarantee that I like you either. If I included you but don't deliver on the gift as promised, chances are good that you deserve to get nothing. If I promised something I can't possibly deliver, then just complain and I'll send you an autographed picture of me pissing on the side of the road.

and me!


*gasp*

i'd buy def an Obituary shirt and powers wood-pollish for his bass

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Well, that is coming true sort of. Wally told me yesterday morning that he's going on a sub for his sea duty probably early next year. A boomer out of Washington state. He said he didn't care if it was a carrier or sub so they gave him a sub.

Hear that yeti roar !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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and me

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i could never be on a sub. i would miss sunlight too much

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Oh right, I'm an idiot ..... Thats actually a great gift, thanks!

At christmas, I give all of my enemies cards with nice, thankful holliday wishes. Because my hand writting is chicken scratch, someone once mistook my "To tell you I'm sorry" for "I'm gonna kill you". I am not kidding.

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and me

not me....

id like to thank John for Effigy of the Forgotten, Def for my beer, and andrewc for my mallet. i will give each and every one of you Insomnium's full discography because that is a thing that any self respecting human being needs to own.

me as well.

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Hehe Use a red ink pen this year

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BLS: A set of EMG's.

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Cool, I can sell them and buy 4 used JB's

THANKS!

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I would also like to give everyone some homegrown psilocybin love.

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