yes it's mathematically proven:

anyone can agree that woman are all about spending time and money,

WOMAN = TIME x MONEY

ask any wall street fat cat, and they'll tell you "time is money!", so substitute that for time

WOMEN = MONEY x MONEY = (MONEY)^2

Money is the root all of evil

MONEY = sqrt(EVIL)

substitute:

WOMEN = (sqrt(EVIL))^2 = EVIL

WOMEN = EVIL

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And finally, the proof is revealed! Any questions?

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So Atif... When you gonna make the Ran Guitar thread a sticky?

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well i had a pretty shitty day yesterday.ok well me and my friend were going to drive down to dallas to see the dillinger escape plan,everytime i die,zao concert so we stop at this stop sign,and there is this car coming from the right,well my friend thought that he could make it so he turns and wham,he gets hit on his side (the drivers side) and we get thrown about 15 feet into the grass,well at this point i hit my head on the dashboard and got knocked out.idk how my friend got out of the car cause his side was smashed,he didnt get knocked out but he was cut pretty bad on his head from glass when the windsheld shattered.but he got out and pulled me out and woke me up,but i had no clue what was going on at all.and the next thing i know i was in the ambulince (sp) and he was shinning this light into my eyes,and then the next thing i know i was in my bed.i didnt know what was going on intil the next morning when my parents told me.im fine but i lost my short term memory.and my friend is ok but his back is really sore and his neck also.but the worst part of it all,we missed the dillinger escape plan but atleat nobody was hurt bad.but what sucks is that he was my ride to the cannibal corpse concert and now we cant go to it next week because his car is in a junk yard right now.

thats some killer shit there dude

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wow, all this makes scence to me know!

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Sorry to hear that dude. At least everyone is alive.

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No offence bu he sounds like a shitty driver...

Concert? Or your life?

you decide.

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gotta go now n grb some shut eye....gnite all

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thats ancient though. my math teacher showed us that in 8th grade

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soon
i wanna take out all the BS from it, like "sweet!", and "nice guitar!", 'cause that's not informative to someone trying to buy a guitar.
i also split all the posts about your guitar into another thread

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Are you gonna sticky and close the Ran 1 thread and maybe make a Ran 2 thread?
Yea i saw that. gj

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I don't know what to think about the pics of my Ran being taken out of the Ran guitar thread but I guess poeple find them if they what to see them.

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"sense"

Yeah, you should all be cool and keep long hair. Nobody's a bigger pussy than people like Kerry King, Scott Ian, Jack Owen, Rob Halford, Tony Iommi, and so on. Goddamn pussies. Kirk Windstein's the biggest, since he never even had long hair, to my knowledge. Phil Anselmo was such a pussy during the 90's, but now that he's grown his hair back, he's better than ever! Man, you know, if I stop to think about it, the list of pussy musicians is unending, so I'll stop now.


Don't worry yourself over the state of internet spelling. You'll die of an ulcer at 19.

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BUT IM ONLY 16 NOW!

uhhhh yea... anywho...



yea so i saw that on some website, and i laughed. have a nice day

Yes, internet spelling is degenerating. I'm 16 too, but I try to fucking capitalise and spell decently. It doesn't really help that english is not the language I grew up with, I'm an immigrant to Australand, and I see people who are much older than me, with english being their first language spelling like retarded first graders. It's very hard to read.

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whered you immigrate from?

and sometimes the mistake is not intentional, i type really fast and so if i hit a wrong key and not notice it then to bad for you,

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Yeah, well, Eric was blasting solos the whole fucking time. It turned into a guitar duel at one point.

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whos eric? did ya win though?

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Eric = RussianRoulette.

You know him from here at metaltabs.

And its really hard to say who won. We were just having a good time.

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Some of you people have no lives, I missed for much shit in less than a day..


I got really drunk and high last night, moderation is the key, even though I quit weed.

Fuck, a good drummer to jam with is so hard to find...and a good death metal guitarist... ( at FuckFrost)

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@dissection

what kinda stuff did you guys jam out on?

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you should have recorded it on video

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If got high obviously you didnt quit.

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supersize me was a good movie

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Yeh..

but the guys a pussy

takes him 35 minutes ot eat a #4 supersized... then he pukes.

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What's with the truck? whatever it's for, it's badass.

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Pot smokers almost always smoke every now and then after quitting, but it's no less quitting. If you fuck an ex, you're not automatically back together.

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one time my freind was rocking the bong look me dead in the eyes and was like i dont do weed anymore, he didnt even crack a smile haha

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it's 4 at night but I still feel like beer. they must be putting water in the taps here nowadays

BLS loves trucks!

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Not quite, I used to smoke alot and now i havent in a long time, and dont ever plan to again. Same with several of my friends.

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fucking ex-s = bad.

really.

shit you found out there conpiracy now your dead

they put water in there so it takes you more to get drunk therefor you will buy more?

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You were cooler when you smoked.

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that would be the idea, yeah. They do it a lot in amsterdam but it still tastes great to tourist ofcourse. and they're easy to fuck over.

though most places are just honest here, they don't fuck tourist over and are glad to see them in their pubs, like in Amsterdam, foreigners are allways welcomed pretty friendly. I remember PST and me throwing beer bottles at a playground when we where in amsterdam, that was good fun.

hah, dirty american wank-trucker!!

I'm off to bed. it's allmost time for sunrise heh.

upcoming shows:

bodom on 11/13
suffocation on 2/19
vital remains on 5/4

who said NY doesnt get good metal bands...

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holy shit is that everything you get? lol we've got 3/4 metalshows on a weekly basis here, well and non-well known bands. ofcourse, we don't have to travel much, its just a small country, which rules because every metal band wants to play here it seems! (and yes, its mostly because of the drugs and shit.)

anyways, I'm out, goodnight.

Good for you. You and your friends aren't the only potheads in existence. You're actually fairly atypical, assuming you keep at your intentions. I'm assuming you won't (nothing about you in particular, I've just seen it happen too many times that a very dedicated nonsmoker would with just a few beers' persuasion), but if you do, good for you. I never enjoyed smoking up myself. Anyway, I was just trying to stress the difference between having a habit and the occasional smoke. I'm definitely not defending slipping back into old habits.


In most cases, yeah, but there are times when it provides closure to the relationship, or just helps out in some way. But most of the time it's no good.

The Netherlands is a good place. I'd tour there if I had a kickass band instead of an ampless guitar and a paucity of metal musicians in the area.


I do. I've lived all over the country and probably have never been more likely to be skipped over on a tour than when I lived Upstate. Where in the holy hell is Cohoes?

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Yeh you see, that's were i win, i rarely drink. I dont need Alcohol or Drugs to make my life exciting.. and i feel sorry for anyone who does. And one of my good friends went to rehab when he was 15, he was getting into serious drugs (started with weed) like heroin and he was a alcoholic. He got kicked out of school, then let home and was living in the woods, it was winter and really cold. Seeing that shit made me stop. He had to make up Freshman year and Half of Sophmore. Waste of 4 years if you ask me, and all that for a drug.

Rant over.

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I dont do drugs. I like beer and stuff but I'll probably get real into drugs.

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I have never done and will never do drugs. I have been offered drugs. I like beer thoug

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Yeah, beer is cool!

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ditto i enjoy getting pissed every once in a while but its not a way of life. neither do i do any kind of hard drugs or smoke ciggies.

I like to pretend I smoke so I look cool

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...3756290128&rd=1

The sluttiest amp in the world, almost everyone has plugged into it.

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Nice price though for the amp.

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I wonder if it was actually used by Dino

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I bet it's just a knock off. There are lots of scammers on Ebay that say things that aren't real about the stuff they are selling.

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Yeah..

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I can play Misanthrope by Death downpicked!!!! yayyy. I need to figure out the solo now...and learn to sing at the same time, shit that'll be tough.

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Might be, but ive seen it on ebay twice before and both of them where legit auctions.

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Not long ago I found a custom made preamp that belonged to Chris Poland and was reported to have been used on Peace Sales.

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be cool if it really was

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It would have been but I wasn't going to pay the price that was asked anyway. I don't remember what the price was but it was something crazy like $2500.

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I had an intersesting night, Went to the casino (broke even), went downtown, and THE second we got out of the car, theres a drunk chick pissing all over the sidewalk (and FYI she had a "nasty bush" ), there were a shit load of drunk guys pissing on wall and on streets, saw tones of fights (this one fight, a guy got his face kicked in, and blood was allover the place), and the cool part of the night was... KMFDM was in town (not a fan of them... I think the suck, but for being musicians they do get cred.), and I got to meet them... Right went they finnished their set at a bar... cool guys, and the chick was HOT! But some drunk ass threw a beer bottle at the bus, and cracked a window.

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You crazy drunken Canadians! Sounds like a cool night to me.

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YA, and some navy ship was in too... I think it might have been american, can't remember, the only thing I hated about the night was I only drank 1/2 pint of beer , oh well i have to get up in... 4.5 hours, hahahaha!

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Well if any Navy was at that port call then it explains all the fights, pissing, and shortage of beer... I know first hand

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the fights were between white guys, and lebenise (sp?) dudes. one picked a fight with me, but then my hair saved the day... His drunk friend said i was a hot chick, and left me alone.

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Cool! Yet again, your hair saves the day.

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I'm very tired. I went porno store trolling. A friend of mine was looking for spiky chokers and some of these places have real high quality stuff. One bondage joint had enough stuff to dress 10 Dimmu Borgir lookalike bands. I didn't find any hentai but one store had shemale porn. Nobody even care that we were underage except one dude in a very small sub par store. I want to work as a clerk in a porno store so badly now.

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filthy fuckin lebanese so now theyre infesting canada as well ey?

Nobody needs it to make their life interesting; everybody has an interesting life, even if they don't realize it. I'm just saying: potheads slip back every day without expecting to. I don't see why you should be any different. But I kicked high school's ass. And college. I just owned education. Trust me.

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haha, join the navy guys!

I'de rather not though, the ymca stuff, you know...

Pot makes this little schizo very very scared. Like really. Fuck. I cried, I screamed, I thought that the two last fries left on the plate were my worst enemies and that the TV was coming out to get me. I lectured a dog for sniffing my butt, ate a yellow sticky note and then proceeded to cry about it, I sniffed my friend's knees and cried, then someone put his hand out in front of my face while I was walking and I collapsed in tears. I made an enemy of an orange cushion and when I touched someone's arm it felt like a snake :O Later, when I smoked even more, I got very, very paranoid and that was the worst part. Walking home was fucked up, and I was braindead for like a week. The dude who got me stoned never saw such effects, but he never got a schizo stoned.

I also quit drinking! YAY ME! I am a very angry, tongue loose drunk.

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did you declare the orange cushion to be your arch nemisis and then attack it with a stick (your magic sword) while crying "i have the power"

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No, but I screamed 'OH MY FAT UGLY GOD OH NO IT IS CRIMINALLY ORANGE!" and trew it on the other side of the couch. Twice.

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eh. thats weird.

God yes!! Go to Mississauga Ontario. But here they own EVERY pizza place.

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damn, sound like you're smoking way to much

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taco's are the shit.

they make you shit too though.

I hate mexican food.....with the sole exception of Marco's sizzling platters.mmMMMMmm
And I'm a happy drunk cause I'm not very talkative or happy when I'm not drunk. So that is a very good reason for me to drink.

...haha, my roommate was praying just now:
me: "what the hell are you doing just sitting there...shouldn't you be doing something constructive?!"
him: "uhhh, I'm praying."
me: "weren't you supposed to do that at church this morning?"
him: "I missed church cause I slep in."

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haha, wasn't he pissed of at you for interrupting his prayers?

no, he re-did them....hahahaha

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rofl like, 'god, I'm sorry for that cunt that just started yelling at ya, eh, let's continue'

Hahhaha.

Well I'm off to go bowling. Fuck yeah!

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bowling? I did that like two weeks ago, hadn't done it in like 5 years, I suck at it, but with the most heavy ball, it went pretty good after a while.

Bowling's cool.
I like to "surf on my knees back to my seat when i did a strike. But that doesn't happen often.
I'm really happy if i reach the ultimate-Poldi-100!!!

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN!!!

Mormons JUST came to my door, and they wanted to read me something in their bible... Now kids its time for "how to get rid of a mormon at your door 101".

"Sorry man, I'm Buddhist".

Works EVERYTIME.

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Doesn't always work. I lived in Palmyra, where Joseph Smith 'found' the Book of Mormon and where they're obligated to return to once a year, and come that time of year (I think it was spring, but it's been a long while since I've had to deal with it), they'd show up and try and drag you to the festival. Or whatever it was. And, at that point, they're as likely to let you off for being Buddhist as the Inquisition would let you off for being Jewish. Yelling at them works wonders.

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"Sorry man, I'm an asshole." That works too....

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its stupid, dont encourage him

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i had some come to my door last week
i told them i was pagan (i was even wearing my thors hammer ) they just slowely backed away and left

@poldi-whats the the ultimate poldi 100??

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When you amass 100 points or more when ten pin bowling, I think.

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And are also Poldi. I think that's key. I seriously doubt I could achieve the Ultimate Poldi 100, even if I were to score 100 points at ten pin. Which isn't too hard, I think. Though the point of bowling is that it's specifically not to be done sober, so perhaps it could be difficult.

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wow i oddly find this thing fuckign killer

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...ssPageName=WDVW

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last time i went bowling was 4 yrs back n my score was round 186 or smthin like that

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And with this statement, the nail was thoroughly hit on the head.

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Does anybody have a personal mp3 player?

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Im getting one soon, if the postoffice gets their thumbs out of their asses.

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I have a mini disk player/recorder.

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nopes....but was gonna buy nokia music phone in which 1 could store a few mp3s

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The reason I ask is because I'm having a problem with mine that is seriously verging on annoying me. I burn the CD that I want to put on the damn thing to my computer and then copy the files to the mp3 player. Everything is fine up to now, the folders of the mp3 player when viewed on the screen of my computer show that the files are installed onto the device. The newly installed files even play straight from the mp3 player when it's connected to the computer.

However, the problem occurs when I disconnect the mp3 player from the computer. When I turn the player on, the newly copied CD does not show as being added to the player and I am unable to access the CD for my hearing enjoyment. It's getting rather irksome as I would sincerely love to listen to Souls To Deny on the bus before I die.

Does anybody know what the problem is? The make is the XClef 20GB hard disk model. I've tried google searches for advice but I have found nothing - even going to the XClef website is no help as the problem I describe is not part of the troubleshooting section. I've thought of taking a hammer to it but the bastard thing would probably laugh itself all the way to silicon Heaven.

I fucking hate technology.

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what is a personal mp3 player?

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A portable music player that you can carry round like a Walkman only it plays mp3's. It's like having your whole CD collection on one device. In fact it is having your whole CD collection on one device.

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hey I have one of those

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Any suggestions for my problem? Anyone? Hello... Hello... Hello... Hello..........

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