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Old 2004-10-21, 12:04
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barbeque the n00bs

go easy on me, this is my first published work

not really poetic, this is more a grindcore song its absolutely not serious its a bit of fun cos im in a good mood right now.



Go down to the store and get some beer and bread
Gonna have a bonding night tonight, snacking on the dead
Gather up your mates, for a world first barbeque
Our main course this evening is a pair of n00bs
We'll eat lots of KoRn at 8 tonight at Linkin Park
Fuck that, let's not wait for the cover of dark
Enjoy the feast, nu-metal fingers anyone?
Hunting prey for my mates dinner is an activity that I find fun
Slipknot’s lyrics come back to haunt you, fucken punk
As I eat your body munching it chunk by chunk
Your semen for dessert, oh what a buffet
Your girlfriend I think I’ll come back to slay
 
Old 2004-10-21, 12:42
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Lol thats pretty cool, but I'll pass on the semen.... yuk...

Oh and it should be "Your girlfriend I think I’ll come back to root" lol

Noobs for breakfast lunch and dinner,
Nu Metal Bastard, youre a sinner,
The Metaltabs ways have fucked you off,
I'd kill myself if my music was so soft,
I'll rape your sister and kill your cat,
Then I'll kill your dad, how 'bout that?
And if you don't think thats fucking hard,
I'll beat you with a spanner you fucking retard.

Fuck n%bs. Colours. Peace out. Homie. G.
 
Old 2004-10-21, 12:57
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children of bodom meets metaltabs n00b bashing !!! and we have a bash !!!
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Old 2004-10-21, 18:09
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thats some good shit there
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Old 2004-10-22, 03:46
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brutal. that's as bad as the shit i write!
you better have a drunken excuse!
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Old 2004-10-22, 06:45
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Lol thats pretty cool, but I'll pass on the semen.... yuk...

Oh and it should be "Your girlfriend I think I’ll come back to root" lol

Noobs for breakfast lunch and dinner,
Nu Metal Bastard, youre a sinner,
The Metaltabs ways have fucked you off,
I'd kill myself if my music was so soft,
I'll rape your sister and kill your cat,
Then I'll kill your dad, how 'bout that?
And if you don't think thats fucking hard,
I'll beat you with a spanner you fucking retard.

Fuck n%bs. Colours. Peace out. Homie. G.


nice continuation! we should hunt him down on taborama and show him that and yes i HAD had a bit much to drink. only a bit tho.

\m/_ _\m/ k33p the br00tal mudvayne happenin bro.
 
Old 2004-10-22, 07:03
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cheers^

this should be a stcky... fore all noobs to see if they fukk up.
 
Old 2004-10-22, 07:04
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Wow that is the worst spelling Ive ever seen, lol. ^
 
Old 2004-10-22, 07:38
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i think even n00bs know not to post their p1mp5'n'h0es shit here.

but thanks for the idea, maybe every different area should have one (god knows we need one in guitar zone)

that said, we shouldnt have to NEED one in every forum. *sigh* what is metaltabs coming to.

great work on the spelling btw lmao
 
Old 2004-10-22, 08:37
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Oh and it should be "Your girlfriend I think I’ll come back to root" lol

"Your girlfriend i think i'll come back to lay"

This thread is golden
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