That's what i read up too. Cheers GD

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fuck that, I'm not reading up on this shit either, my head hurts from yesterdayevening. do you guys have 'meters' of beer too?

Meters of beer????

correct.

eh, you pay like 10 bucks and you get a wooden cupholder kinda thing with 12 beers, thats exactly a meter long! hold on I'll see if I can get a pic, here:

http://www.cafe-bar-wolters.nl/wolt...s/meterbier.JPG

thats some guy I don't know, but the idea is the same at the place where I go.

metres of beer????????

how much is $10 equivalent to in aussie?
mmmm beer

10 euros is ABOUT 17 bucks

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Damn! I wish there were Meter Beers in the US... but they would be called Yard Beers or something.

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and you would need to drink 4 or 5 of them before any sort of haze kicked in

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Love the new fact in your sig, BoC.

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I bet the russian soldiers ate it afterwards though.

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This dude was benchin 130kilos on 45degrees at gym. Mad man

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nipple !!!

omg i just read the now playing thread...dude, seriously, GET A LIFE !!!

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i suppose, but theres a large difference between me studying the history of the british and danes and listening to their music,viewing their art, reading their books and becoming more knowledgeable about it than me just trying to take on
an asian or african culture. im trying to see how my ancestors lived, see what their modern life was like. if i could trace it to the 1100s i would, but i can only go so far back. oh well, its been cool talking about this

watch the mgs video on www.mega64.com its Hilarious! real life mgs

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We have the 'yard of ale' over here. It comes in a rather fetching funnel-shaped vessel and you have to drink it in one go. I believe there is something like 4 and a half pints in one yard of ale.

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really? I have no idea! but its not a lot for 12 beers it's an ancient tradition by heineken, its fun!

we also have vertical meters, those are like giant fiber-glass poles (one meter high) and you can tap out of them, those are weird.

Yards of ale sounds nice too, got a pic of that john?

I understand what you mean. All I'm trying to say is that you've already been divorced from your ancestors in a way that's fundamentally irrevocable. Any attempt you make to pick that link up isn't really any different from immersing yourself in a culture you're just interested in without a family connection. Somebody with a deep interest in Chinese culture can listen to their music, read Li Po and Sin Tzu (because everybody invariably reads Sin Tzu), memorize the history of the dynasties, and do the rest of what you're doing, and it's not very different. He may even feel he's finding himself, and he may be right. It's great to take an interest in another culture, but ultimately it's because it's interesting, not because the line of fucking that leads down to you started there.

Jesus. I am tired. A meter of beer sounds good, as does a yard of ale. Any measurement of alcohol sounds good.

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The pictures aren't very clear but I think you can get an image of what they're like. These are plastic party yards but mpst are made of glass.

http://www.hard2buy4.co.uk/i_12044.html

Here's a better one:

http://www.drinkstuff.com/products/...tle=Yard+of+Ale

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In North America we have the Beer Bong The thing uses gravity hydrodynamics to allow a person to drink up to 3 beers in just seconds.

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Put a straw in the top of any bottle and you can down it in one go without taking gulps. I have a friend who perfected this feat with a bottle of red wine. Fucking nutter.

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The Beer Bong works much the same way but requires no skill to use. It is an amazingly simple device. A 1-2 inch flexable tube about a yard long attached to a funnel. Fill it up with beer, hold the tube to your mouth, lift the funnel over your head, open your mouth, and

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I can't get images of two beer cans attached either side to a baseball cap with straws leading to your mouth. While your at a Yankees game. Shouting 'balk' a lot. Sounds like fun!

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Here is the ideal behind the Beer bong.

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That could go on a T-shirt!

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Yes sir! I would get one. I remember once when I was back in nuke school I had 4 days off and I went to Myrtle Beach for the weekend. I was already drunk and walking down the beach at 1 AM when I came across a group of Canadians down there for spring break. They had a beer bong and loaded it full of Canadian beer which they had me drink. I was so wasted. I stayed the rest of the night with them on the beach drinking beer and talking. Very cool bunch of poeple... for Canadians anyway

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Hahaha, sounds like a blast!

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aaah those things! they have them at english and scottish pubs here. I think the germans use them too. it doesn't drink well, its more like tossing it all in at the same time. I like to enjoy what I'm drinking too, especially if its good beer. but with shit beer, you can do gimmicks like that and ofcourse funnel drinking.

Ahh beer bongs are insane, imagine being on the end of a tube down your mouth, with vodka, brandy, and whisky flowing down it at the same time.. beleive me, your taste buds just die..

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Using anything but beer in a beer bong is just inviting the Grim Reaper to join your party. He might have a few drinks and just leave...

or take you and leave

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Hahaha yeah man.

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Last time I had a beer bong I used beer. some friends just bought a surgical clear tube and a handyman's funnel. I say handyman's because it's was discolored and huge. It was the largest ghettoest thing in the world. 2 cans of beer could fit!

Haha, I think my roommate wanked last night....
there seems to be jizz in our fucking sink!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH
BTW....I called him "honey fuck" in an earlier post if anyone caught that. It's because he has a fucking bottle of honey in his desk drawer and sometimes I hear this loud squoosh farting noise and I look over and his head is tilted back with a squeeze bottle of honey shooting down his throat.

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Dude your roommate isnt the legend i thought he was.. thats just fucking disgusting he spooged in your fucking sink man.. nasty...

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WTF is wrong with your roomie! This dude sounds about as... I don't even have a word for him, as they come. I bet he will be a deranged christian cult leader like David Corresh was in Waco Tx.

Does he like guns? Just ask him, because if he does then you might be in lots of danger. I had a neighbor kinda like this dude years ago and he asked to borrow one of my metal CD's. I thought he was just starting to like it, but later he told me he took it to church so his faith group could exsamine the lyrics and talk about the evil in the world.

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haha, post a pic of him

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Waco is only 40 minutes away and I doubt he's ever held a gun; he's too much of a wuss. ....or not, he spent only a few semesters at a military academy. They might have given him a water pistol.

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sexy pic dude

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lmao

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We have beer bongs and a "Yard Of Ale", we just call them yard glass's here and mainly girls drink them. Beer bongs are ok, down a six pack pretty quick.

How many of you guys wash your bed sheets? I do it like once a semester.

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dunno man my maid does it once in a while

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mom does it once or twice a week

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hehe,....wow that's a lot....for me.

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is that before or after you bang her

I'm getting drunk tonight.

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My roommate just told me he's going to start an airplane collection. Jesus Christ, he even referenced it to my collection of Dragons & Gothic architecture that I have. That's almost an insult. Aside from that, this stupid fucking bitch gave me the most horrible fucking directions in the world. I spent 20 minutes walking most of the campus looking for the fucking speech and hearing center (to schedule a hearing appt.) and I still couldn't find it. So I gave up and came back to the room. I felt like punching through a wall, but the fire extinguisher case had to do because I would have broken my hand. Shit. I dented that fucker good. ...hmmm I've always wondered how easy it would be for me to punch through a locker....it isn't that same but yeah..

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goddamn, broke my cherry yesterday.

im fucking wasted, i think im going to sleep on the floor, just for fun, tonight.

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Was it with the lead singer of your band, that one hot chick?

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YAY my two ulver cds came, bergtatt and kvledssanger

anybody here like those two? ever hear them? im saving them for nighttime so i can be extra kvlt

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Never heard of them, i just got my bodom DVD from finland today though. It had a differant copywrite region than my player did (since is was a finnish dvd, not american) So i used my 1337 h4x0rZ omgZ 1 R l33t LOLOLOLololoROFLZ to get the damn thing workin.

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I hope you guys haven't been missing me too much...

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YAY! YOUR BACK! I missed you so much!

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I was expecting more of a "You were GONE!??!" response, but thank you, you pompous ass.

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Yeah.. I didnt even realize you were gone. But I was wondering why it was so much nicer around here lately

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he's so small.......he kinda...slips in and out without getting noticed

HAHAHAHAyeahhh..

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You lost your cherry, Doctor. Men are incapable of breaking or popping it, except in a way I'm sure you wouldn't be bragging about the next day.


Sounds angsty. Incidentally, if it's drywall it's incredibly easy to punch through. Lockers depend on the year and make. Don't let your roommate or you school get to you; it's easy to get stuck on the unimportant, but it's still unimportant.

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fucking hell why dont we have that?!?!

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Credit...
WTF?! That had nothing to do with school OR my roommate. It had to do with that dumbass girl who gave me shit directions. And yeah, I've busted through drywall, any thickness of drywall for that matter, very easily. Hmmm, I didn't think about the year and make. I guess in high school they were smooth and orange. They were fair in thickness I remember, cause I remember a fight where someone punched one, but only made a big dent.

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i have nattens madrigal (the nights madrigal) its alright the distortion is atrociouse though

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fuck man! i do it like twice a year. when i put my winter sheets on and when i put my spring/summer sheets on

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hahahaha, summer sheets and winter sheets.....

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well one pair is cotton and the other is flanel, its gets fucking cold here in the winter

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how cold does it get up there? the coldest it has gotten over here is about 30 degrees Fahrenheit.

fuck dude last year i think the coldest was abotu -20 F and everyones is predicting its gonna be even colder this year

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Then don't let dumbass girl's get to you. You just seem very agitated about your roommate, especially petty things like 'he compared his collection of stuff to my collection of stuff.' Of course, where I live collecting gothic architecture is redundant, so I may be missing the appeal about that. Her direction may have been fine, anyway. Some things on some campuses act as though they're not meant to be fine.

It's not very likely you'll make it through a locker. When I went to high school, at the end of one year they were replacing all our lockers, which gave us carte blanche to either steal the door or destroy it. They were big an orange as well. We beat the hell out of them, but the only one we broke was one we had ripped off the frame and bent in half until the metal became brittle. Nobody punched through one.


We do. You just have to look for it. We also have the yard glasses. They haven't invented a way to drink yet that the Americans won't steal.

Incidentally, as per John's 'straw' comment: you can do the same with bottles of certain make by simply sucking the air out, sticking your tongue in the neck, and turning the bottle over. Mostly Mexican beers, but who minds a Mexican beer?

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i figure you must be freezing your balls off over there in &#26132&#26132

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just about man

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credit to dementia=best n00b ive ever seen on any forum

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He's not a noob....

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I got a MAJOR funk'in problem here and NEED some help.

Does anyone know where I can find a spyware remover that acually works! I've got hijacker software all over my computer and it is downloading shit even as I type. I have been working for hours to remove it but I can do no more. The fucking things just copy themself everywhere and there are taking over my shit I don't know where it came from and I want it gone now. If no one has anything that works then I will be forsed to reformat and reinstall everything.

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Spybot search and destroy
AdAware

Hijackthis + XPAdtomi Cleanup = YOU WIN!

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what do you mean?

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He has more than 300 posts


Soul, get Spydoctor, NOT search and destroy. If you do make sure you save everything, because sometimes it can see registry files and what not as adware...so just be carful. There's also something called Ad-Aware SE Personal. These are all freeware BTW.

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I have sent hate mail to the creators of the software that HAD email, but I will more likely just reinstall everything tomarrow. I'll wipe the hard drive clean after I save everything I want to keep and scan it before I copy it back. That always fixes the problem, so I will just let the fucks just have their way with me for tonight. I have found the spy programs and stoped them so as long as I don't restart I should be fine for now.

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Well, after some brandy I don't really give a fuck about spyware as long as I still have my Metaltabs

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if your still looking for a spyware remover than: http://www.deilir.is/forrit.php download spybot and ad-aware there on the bottom of the page if you don't already have them. I find that they work really well together.

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Thats bro! I will see haw it works but what I have is far more evil than most spyware in the world. I have never seen anything like this before.

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I like drunk people

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hahahaha yeah my too and I like even better being the drunk people

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I'm so glad I dont have to worry about spyware.

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I'm not drunk yet. I just mispelled How is all

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Thats...you probably meant "thanks?" yeah, I'm just being an ass...When I'm drunk later tonight, I'll definately join the party.

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IN THE NAME OF GORE!!!!

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oh my god this acoustic ulver RULES

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same thing happened to me last weekend. i had to reinstall because spyware was downloading itself all over the place

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wont we all

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Youre mom ruled... LAST NIGHT!!!!

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What a great day. I found my old fucking toys when i was 8!

GODZILLA!!!! JURASSIC PARK!!!! CONGO!!!!

Hell yeh!

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Primal Rage!!! I used to have that red one! Then it died.

BWAhahahaha, that's awesome. That happened to me a few times. After school I go home for the summer and when I am *really* bored I have a couple boxes FULL of my old shit. I got a bunch of batman, superman, spiderman, He-Man, Terminator, G.I.Joe...shit.
but of course I don't call my friends to come over and play.....

I'm drunk now by the way

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probably an unrelated problem, but due to some virus the hard-disk blew up a couple of times. after we re-installed everything, the hard-disk blew up 10 more times. and let me tell you, after you pay $2000 for a state-of-the-art computer, having the hard-disk blow up 12 times in around 16 weeks, you dont tend be very pleased with it.

its a useless piece of shit, its not even 6 months old and from about a week after, it lags when you scroll up and down microsoft word etc.

is the t-rex humping king-kong?

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haha my computer had 605 viruses !!!

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Lemme guess...

you bought a Dell??

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also, it fucks up if you install heaps of shit all the time, clean up adds, and don't install shit like demos and it should stay allright for a fair while.
oh, if you have XP go to this directory
C:\Documents and Settings\<YOUR USERNAME>\Local Settings\Temp

and clean that shit up, someone i know was complainging about their computer running slow, so I went and had a look and there was 2 fucking gig of shit in that directory that had eaten up all the space for swapfiles.

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Dell is a good version od shitty compact. Gateway sucks too.
Yeah, I do speed disk every couple of weeks, and anitvirus full system scan about once every 2 weeks. You need to defrag your hard drive and do sped dick because if you do a lot of file deleting and stuff it helps a lot to defrag..

Haha, everyone neds to go to ebaums word...the videos for this week are HIlarious.

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your better off not to get a company like dell's computer, if you really want one you should build it yourself, or if you lack the ability to do that go to a smaller computer store and get a package from them. ive played with a dell computer, you couldn't change the BIOS, making upgradeability impossilbe.

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If you want a good, reliable computer for cheap learn to build one.

Easy as hell, almost idiot proof nowadays. Anyone can do it.

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I disagree. Many things can happen when you build a pc. Even if you are a pro.

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right

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NOW!!1

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