1...using your teeth.
2...drink homo milk first.
3...beer

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Only if you shave it first, sasquatch boy.

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psh...

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Yay I learned Closed Casquet Requiem by BDM and Spirit Crusher by Death today.

Can you sing Spirit Crusher while you play? I can do the beginning that's it.

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erdinger weissbier.

hell yes.

My parents would probably think I'm crazy. I don't have a great growl either, and I don't practise too often.

I just bought an immortal cd yesterday, and im listening to it, good shit.

Sons of northern darkness

good god Nile owns my soul.

That is one of my favorite BDM songs. YES!!!!!!

What are we talkin' about?

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i just got Elvenking - Wyrd.

good stuff if you're into folk/power metal.

Too bad I ain't.

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Spirit crusher isn't that hard for me to sing....growling is harder...haha I almost pass out from lack of air while growling, shit.

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I always lose track of RTTs. Let's see if I can keep up with this one.

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NOPE, YOU WON'T!!!!!

THE LEGENDARY 15TH POST!!! DUN DUN DA DUN!!

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Why do I have the feeling you were just singing the song they play at weddings....? And I'm drunk so yeah.

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What the fuck?????

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I rest my case.

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Change, nothin' stays the same
Unchained, and ya hit the ground runnin'
Change, ain't nothin' stays the same
Unchained, yeah ya hit the ground runnin'

FUCK YEAH!

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Top of the world is better.

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your mom is better!

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No, I'm better....damn I thought you knew that!

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what song was that CC

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It's Unchained by Van Halen. Damn you for not knowing.

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Does the rest of your family lack humour?

Yes, Yes they do.

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Yeah, how can you not know that song?

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tabs??.......what in the HELL are you talking about??

i haven't heard anything so odd; of all my days at metaltabs----OH!

this is a tabs site!! i forget sometimes.




all i can say is a big nelson-style HAHA. He got what he deserved for being an ass lyrical-wise with cruel lyrics about other people. sort of.

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Anal cunt - I Like it when You Die - 1997
#38 You're in a Coma

you're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug
but you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fag

[pre chorus:]
you shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't walk,you can't move

[chorus:]
you're in a coma [x4]

i tried to give you a hotfoot,but you didn't notice
you're gay and you're in a coma,you're a fruit and a vegetable

LOL
Ironic wouldnt you say?

Lol. Very Ironic..

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Does this mean he and Chris Barnes finally fought? Oh, it's Seth in a coma? Nevermind then.

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If they fought, my vote goes to chris barnes

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It's not hard to beat a man in a coma.

At one point I would have agreed, but something about Chris's plan to cover Back in Black suggests that he's smoked himself into pussydom. If you've got no lungs whatsoever and a fairly unclear head, it won't take much to put you down. And if you went from Cannibal Corpse to some third rate dogshit pseudo-death band, everyone will have a good incentive to do just that.

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ehhh. I'll rephrase that: If they fought, they should both fall off a cliff together.

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Probably.

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its a joke.. haha

since when should someone having a good sense of humor make it alright for them to die..

fuckign pale pastry gooberlicuous asshole..

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No, he has a sick sense of humor. There is a BIG difference.

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Fruitcake. I'm tired.

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same. but i have an ingrown toe nail. im tryin to dig it out, it hurts

You left Moldova, no wonder you're tired. Vojvodina's a long trip. I've a friend from Pristina who talks about how tiring travelling through the Balkans is.

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Yep, decided to relocate. Glorious place, this is. Despite the weather.

Tiring? ASS! Real men can do it in minutes.

Kosovo isn't even recognized as real country yet, how can it have real men? Of course he had more trouble than you manly Moldovans. Or Moldovians.

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Hahahaha, I'm a crack head...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...st/IM001996.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...st/IM001997.jpg

I should get paid by "General Mills Foods" for that.

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this place is so much better without numetalbastard and cockhold

Hahaha thats so awesome.


Yeah, I get that shit all the time. I just wait till it stops hurting, which it usually does.

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Damn, I forgot to change the color of my signature. Meh, I'll do it tommorow.

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i got it. holler. now my toe is bleeding like shit.

Haha.

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sleep time.

COUNT CHOCULA IS THE SHIZNAT!!!

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i can !!!

i can also sing scavenger, without judgement, perennial quest and shitloads of other songs while playing !

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Fearfrost...you and that cool fucking hair. Some advice though....never stick your thumb out..that's NOT the devil "rock on" horns! Heyhey, my hair is getting better though. It's about 2 inches longer since a couple months ago, and I've started using hot oil treatment. It passes my nipples now!! Maybe when I get the chance I'll post meself during the Thanksgiving holiday when I can I'll steal my sister's digital camera for a sec....

Corroded...anyone can sing and play Death at the same time. His vocal line doesn't go in the flow of the music because he has trouble thinking 2 things at once. So he sings whenever he's playing either the beginning or the end of a riff. Scavenger, Spirit crusher, and bite the pain show this a lot.

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hey, do any of you know the CSS specific property to change the colours of links for a webpage?

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I didn't post the whole thing, but for any webpage, you can go to view and select "Source." Obviously giving you the source code. The following is from this thread...I hope it helps.


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nomad has done a good job, and put it in an external file, thats what this line means:
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="clientscript/vbulletin_css/style-6a5ca1d3-00011.css" />

i may have a decent look later, its just that i was programming my instructions as a webpage. In a second i will upload a "beta" into the FTP thread.

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....who was it, BLS that told me there's no old man in that "lightning bolt!" video clip? I was right and you are wrong my friend. The fat guy in the kilt has a damn bald spot on his head. May not be a beard sorry, but he is old.

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lol, fearfrost's hair owns us all

someone name me bands that sound like demilich....or are there any? im talking really dischordant riffs, cds that take like 20 listens just to know whats going on.....

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Converge - Jane Doe
DEP - Miss Machine

those guys have technical shit and take a while to figure out, especially converge

In the first Ace Ventura movie he goes to some metal consert or somthing like that. What band is it that's playing there? does anyone know?

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Canibal Corpse.

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Always thought Miss Machine was alot less technical than the last efforts from what I heard. But thats not for me to decide, I hate that band.

HAMMER SMASHED FACE

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Midterm week....Yayyyyyyy? fuck. I did poorly on my first one...I wonder how this will all turn out...

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Kiss your arse ???

1. Move your nose.
2. Mark an 'x' cuz you're all arse.


You know I love ya, powie. (wiggles eyebrows)

Mom Speech #265 ---SHAPE UP ON YOUR TESTS !!!!! Quit spending so much time on that damn computer and get your nose in a book ! You want to be working at the Mickey D's for the rest of your life? You get busy, boy, or you're grounded !!!! FOREVER !!!!!

Love,
Mom

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ok thanks

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well... this rtt sucks ass.

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I'm sorry....I let you all down......


START POSTING SHIT YOU FUCKING DICK LESS FRAGMENTS OF DEFORMED SPERM THAT SEEPS OUT OF YOU MOTHER'S SLOPPY SAGGY HOLE WHEN I FUCK HER IN HER CRUSTY, UN MAINTAINED BUSHY ARSE!

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its cannibal corpse! you can see phil barret playing along and laughing.

def thanks for the recommendations

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all of my teachers are in a strike (I'm not really sure it is is called strike, but in my mind: strike = when they don't work and want to get more paid.) I haven't been in school for four weeks now. It really sucks sinse I live on a farm and there is NOTHING to do around here

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Play music until your fingers bleed \m/

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...me=STRK:MEWN:IT

HAHAHAHA ITS SO RARE AND IT'S MINE!!!!!

Just got it today, cool shit.

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I've got 'spheres' but it sucks

I thought Spheres was good, not really death metal, not really thrash. But I know it was good. Testimony of the Ancients was there best.

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I don't know, I only listened to it twice and couldn't stand it. maybe I should give it another chance though. its somewhere in my cd wall.

Whaaa??

When did i say that?

Their all 40 year old D&D fags that listen to power metal...

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Aww man, I forgot to get back on here last night... I had a funny title for the RTT.

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Oh, P.S. - I still hope Seth Putnam fucking croaks.

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Read previous post.

Good god, AxCx has come up with the funniest song titles ever but they lack any talent, which some of you seem to think means "OMG THEY R GOODE!"

Face it; AxCx suck. I could do an entire tribute album making fun of Seth. It just goes to show you that the laws of karma are in full effect. Thats why I say, "Fuck-Seth-Putnam."

And by the way, my father is quite funny. The rest are a bunch of people who make me look like Eddie Murphy circa 1983.

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Holy Bat post you whore! 3 in a row .... Edit!

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he dont need no stinkin' edit button!

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Now

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I'm

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cool

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hahaha, sometimes I've edited my posts numerous times right after I post them...it annoyed the hell out of Creditteehee.

but ofcourse I still like pizza sause for lube.

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edit.

I hate Seth Putnam so much that I felt the need to double post in order to convey this hatred. Please, god... Kill Seth. Then the Jew will be once again free of a shitty stereotype, THOUGH TRUE, albeit a shitty one...

And yes, that WAS neccessary.

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wow, im diggin Tom Araya's girlish scream during the intro to Angel of Death.... oh wait.... no im not.... great song though.

Haha, that scream always makes me smile

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silly mameli ruined that album. pestilence are pretty good though. that albums good for nighttime listening. spacey

give it a listen, just not during the day

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well, it's 1:30 now, so I'll give it a shot

I'm really beginning to like this kid. Maybe our most well recieved newbie we've ever had, besides maybe a few others.

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HOLY FUCKING SHITS!


SHWING!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...3755323282&rd=1

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That will grow on you. One day you'll find you miss his high-pitched screams on the later records. Actually, no, you probably won't, but it does grow on you in a steady progression from 'cheesy as hell' to 'cool.'

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yea same with panteras high vox on CFH

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Time to go take a dump...*runs to bathroom*

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BC Riches are still ugly... but thats just an opinion.

Imo, they play like toys. but I never played their customs though

SCHWING IS FUCKING RIGHT!!!

Oh my fucking god...

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