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2004-10-14, 08:31
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Attorney at Bird Law
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Location: Alone here, with emptiness, eagles, and snow...
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A Brilliant Poem (because I rule)
No Children for You
We all believe she can't conceive no matter how you spin it
For Karen's womb is a barren tomb to everything within it
Her sister Myrtle is infertile, no bun within the oven
Her eggs won't hatch, the seed won't latch, despite the monkey lovin'
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2004-10-14, 10:34
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Supreme Metalhead
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Clever. Nice internal rhymes. I'm too tired for anything else, but fortunately it's not inviting an in depth criticism.
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Immense in my girth, erect I stand tall
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2004-10-15, 04:30
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I am a tax on the world..
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hah, that was funny.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-10-16, 23:55
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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That was amusing. Cool. Thanks for posting it. Ya never know what you're gonna read around here.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2004-10-17, 00:10
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Death to all but metal!
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Thats definately a rap. 
Clever though.
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Originally Posted by Amadeus
"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2004-10-17, 10:57
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'Tis a clever piece of rhyming
Metallic ranks Chris is climbing
Right now my brain is to tired
A decent rhyme i just hired
Fuck it. Atleast i can laugh at myself
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