put it in google, you'll go to this page!

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yup...

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howcome google sees this forum and not other forums anyway?

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My guess would be the fact that the ads are by Google puts it on the map. Google gives preference to certain sites.

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its not just Google bots either, i saw an Ask Jeevs bot prowling the forum yesterday.

oh, and can i request a post-whore report on the last RTT from one of the mods?

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What?

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mods can see how many post each user made in a particular thread, thats what im asking for.

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so can you, but it makes me feel important if i do it

RTT:
Def 36
BeastOfCarrion 31
Credit to Dementia 25
Soulinsane 25
powersofterror 22
johnmansley 22
guitar_demon 18
FearFrost 16
BLS 15
Nihilist 15
Dissection 12
BassBehemoth 10
Insomnium 8
ChrisRezendes 6
ShredIsNotDead 5
CANNIBALCORPSE 5
MoonRaven 5
The Doctor 4
BrokenCrimson 4
Dystopia 3
ManOwaR 3
MetalThrashingMad 2
CannibalXampire 2
Transient 1
andrewc 1
TheDreadfulHoroscope 1
MyOwnSavior 1
Andrew1331 1
deMANUfacture 1

Now playing:
BLS 27
CANNIBALCORPSE 27
Nihilist 20
Severed_Head_Stoner 19
andrewc 14
powersofterror 13
BeastOfCarrion 13
Def 13
younguitarist 13
timedragon 12
Riggs 11
Dissection 10
The Doctor 10
Slabbefusk 9
MetalThrashingMad 7
BassBehemoth 7
tatter3d 7
Lamb of god\m/ 6
Andrew1331 6
NuMetalBastard 6
BrokenCrimson 4
EmperialWarMachine 4
ShredIsNotDead 3
johnmansley 3
Transient 3
obrien20 3
Agent-Orange 3
Trendkill_420 2
Disincarnate 2
Brutally_Hacked 2
corroded_soul 2
Knight 1
cxmachine 1
guitar_demon 1
lost_wisdom 1
Soulinsane 1
Chokehold 1

Def: 36 + 13 = 49
BOC: 31 + 13 = 44
BLS: 27 + 15 = 42
powersofterror: 22 + 13 = 35
Nihilist: 20 + 15 = 35

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And i wouldn't want to take that away from you . I though i was the biggest post whore of the past few days, but def beat me!

oh and on the exodus frount, ook at this, taken from their website:
As recently released EXODUS have had quite a major
line-up change with the firing of lead singer, Steve
"Zetro" Souza and due to complications with
replacement singers EXODUS have had no choice but to
postpone the current dates for South America until the
band can return in late October with touring singer,
Steve Esquivel, of Skinlab.


What the fuck are they on??

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they are the worst! band! in! history!

skinlab i mean

Beer Parties

*gasp*I am one of the top post whores.... GOD damn, it's 7:40am. I'm really tired...

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i got the day off today fuck you all

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I felt like i had to come back after several weeks.
But why the hell do we have so many closed threads in ChitChat and sooooooo many fucked nu-metal-kiddies. It's quite confusing.

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we got invaded shit someone made a thread about how sum 41 is now metal and how slipknot is death metal or some shit


so how the fuck you been you big german

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Heyhey, Metalpoldi.....hi.

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hes like the cool uncle we dont see often but he comes around you know fun will follow

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I have an Uncle like that but he told me not to tell anyone about the fun we have.

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I had a lot to do for university. Did my whole pre-diploma.
And i was at home because my sister gor married.
That was funny. i gave my sister a ride to the church, helped her with the stairs because of the wedding-outfit. Then we met her "future-husband" and asked him whether he has everything.
But no, he forgot the rings!!! No fun!!! I felt like i was in these stupid teen-movies. So, i took the car and drove like Michael Schuhmacher to get the rings. But the rest went well. Nice wedding-cake, nice buffet and lots of beer. And i managed it, that i didn't have to dance. Because i hate standrad-dancing.

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whos Michael Schuhmacher??

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dude u forgot me

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he copied and pasted it did you even post in the last rtt

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Did you ever heared of Formula1 or do you watch Indycar???? It's the driver, who won the Formula1 about 6 or 7 times.

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i only made 5 in the last RTT, and absolutely none in the now playing, which is kinda odd for me.

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congrats on her. That's Hi-larious. For my brother's wedding his wife was just like 20 minutes late, that's it. I think she was just screwing with her hair or dress. And dancing is gay.

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racing bores me to death

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They did have Matt Harvey from Exhumed filling in.

I wonder what that sounded like.

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He's a nice guy. He signed at hat for me, a few years ago. It said "Thanks for the support - <signature here>". I should sell that shit.

i thought you said you were gonna get rid of the cat nihil

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I drove with him in a Ford Cosworth RS across an airport. That was an interesting experience.
But he wasn't there already world-champion, but on his way.


Definately!!!

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what about the toxic waltz man?!

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Oh, yeah.

What about moshing too? It's basically dancing. I only want to do it when I hear music!

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and the cosmos are now perfectly balanced in natural harmoney

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yeah man....used to watch it bout 6 yrs back....now i get bored after 2/3 laps

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Racing fucking sucks, seriously, the only physically exausting motorsport is Motorcross or Enduro, and thats pracictally motorcross

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I've never moshed before....only headbanged slightly in an upright position.

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Ive never been to a concert

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You poor deprived metalhead I hope things get better for you someday.

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Hahaha! Check out this dudes guitar picking techneque

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heh, looking at that site all day eh Soul one day your wife will walk and see you watching those deepthroat shit......I know you watch 'em haha...

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Na, I look for funny and crazy stuff mostly. We put most those porn clips to same anyway

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I was expecting to see a guy playing with his dick.... I'm mildly dissapointed.

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Has everyone seen the Star Wars kid yet?

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Here is a really good one

This guy hates MAC computers.

Very funny!

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Those weren't funny.

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Well then look around and find something with a penis in it for yourself.

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OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it's early.

OMFGWTFBBQ PIZZOWNED!

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making fun of chris is unnecessary.

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Def, i attempted to look up that band Backfire and all i got was a Bon Jovi cover band. i am ashamed of you, good sir

Someday when I'm Mod I'm going to ban your silly ass.

I really need to start listening to new bands..any suggestions? I'm not a big fan of brutal death metal...I am a fan of melodic death metal...but perhaps maybe a comglameration(SP??) of the two? A big reason I don't listen to a lot of bands is:

A) I'm picky
B) I don't have Kazaa or Soulseek so right now I'm only using SuperNova
c) I don't have the time dling full cds to see if I like a band.

Merci je manger.

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Death

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go to label sites, they usually have songs available for download, centurymedia.com has a shitload of music.

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Soul, that was amusing. Bassbehemoth is just a Canadian.

Nice title, I might add.

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Chill out daddy-o tis all cool foo

If you like Melodic Death Metal than check out Insomnium.. they put every other Melodic Death band to shame.

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Great s/n, n00b. Insomnium rules.

Recommendations (reguardless of genre):

Agalloch - All albums...

Wait, why am I suggesting good music to YOU?! Go listen to some Nu metal, you Canadian twat.

Normally a "" would follow. But, alas, no.

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i lost my fuckin black dahlia murder CD, right in the middle of learning the Funeral Thirst solo. im pissed. whatever, ill find it

Catamenia
Demoniac
Cadacross

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I might not be online for a while because my parents are going to turn off the internet because of doctor bills.

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Dude! Fuck Dr. Bills!! Kill that son of a bitch!

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Go have a Curry Sandwich you starving stinky sonofabitch.

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youll be greatly missed

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You could sell drugs and pay your parents bills for them. BE GANGSTA

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ah.. just got back from hatebreed, xmaroonx and heaven shall burn in Amsterdam, nice show, but its 2:30 at night and I need to go to school in the morning. fuck that. I'm going to bed in a minute, I made a movie with my digicam while I was in the moshpit when hatebreed played, they played a bit of slayer too, good fun for 10 bucks!

Post the video!

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DO IT!!!

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Who else thinks it would be great if BassBehemoth and Dissection got into a fight? Why's he think you like Nu Metal? The Kerry King avatar? In that case, he's got less brains than my penis.

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Nick would win hands down.

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Haha, I so could kick his little Indian bony ass, but I mean, we are hundreds of miles apart......"Why Can't We Friends, Why Can't We Be Friends, Why Can't We Be Friends, Why Can't WEEE BE FRIENDS!!" I love that song.

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Incidentally, this only comes to mind because another board I frequent actually experienced this. I don't know what type of person it takes to arrange a fight over petty shit over the internet, but there were two of them. Was it the funniest thing ever? Quite possibly.

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Why don't I put my foot up YOUR ass? Kerry King > You, fucker.

I was kidding you stanky n00b. I hope lobster offspring flee from your womb.

QUIT RAGGING ON MY TYPING, *YOU FUCKING* N00B.



At least you didn't take that the wrong way. I was fucking around. Good job, for once.

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Hey cunt it was not me who posted that... READ YOU PASTY BASTARD!!! READ!!!

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Fuck, I read it wrong. Bwahaha!



Well, at least YOU didn't bitch about it. Heathen.

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I realize you were joking. I just don't like you. I also wasn't entirely serious when I suggested you two fight, while we're on the subject of joking. I guess it's only a joke if you decide it is, though.

And what's a 'loster'?

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P.S., you cay-NAD-ien, I'm not Indian. Atif is the one and only Mohca-Man on this forum.

I'm white. And not Off-white, like you bastards up north.

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dude, we have a tan because we get OUTSIDE!!! during the summer... you know there is a world right outside your window.

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Holy fucking confusing Batman! If we fought(haha which would never happen in a million years) it would be like David and Goliath...but David was never from Pakistan..

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I fixed it. I type very fast, and tend not to read over my posts (and I generally don't needt to).

And I don't know what I've done to you. You've been here but 15 days (not even a month, obviously) and you already think you know me.

I joke quite frequently. I'm the more serious version of BLS, except that I'm COHERENT... Well, can't be liked by every stanky n00b out there.

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As long as you come off like a condescending prick I don't see a reason not to point it out when you make mistakes. When you act like a grown up instead of a spoiled little autocrat with an inflated sense of self-importance, I'll treat you like one. Notice also that, this time, I didn't say it in a pejorative sense; you assigned that sense to it. If it embarrasses you to spell something wrong, type in a Word document. If it doesn't, then I don't see the need for caps.

15 days is enough. Even your jokes are grating.

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I play golf, mate. Trust me, I get outside. But alas, Fimbul Winter is coming. No more hobbies left for me to persue except guitar. And even then, I think we both know I'll be a typical american, and sit on my skinny lazy arse.

And you silly little shit (CTD), I was fucking kidding their too. Everyone makes mistakes. The only people who should point them out (even in a joking matter) are people whom have distinguished themselves to be something other than a n00b who tries to make himself look cool by replying to everything that gets posted.

To add to that, not only am I not a condecending prick, I'm actually a pretty nice guy when you actually have a conversation with me, instead of just replying in this fashion. Self Importance? I post in an internet forum; how much more of a loser could I be? No sir, my head is of normal size, but you sir, are an asshat with little else to do except be a typical new kid (man, I don't care how old you are).

Now, try to stop fitting into the typical mold, and maybe you'll get more respect from me. As fearfrost knows, when I'm not TRYING to be an asshole, I'm not that bad.

Edit: Because you don't seem to catch onto sarcasm, I'll save you the trouble of figuring out that the first paragraph relating to you is a fucking joke.

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You maybe right...

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http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=3516

VS


..and that's long before I started working out.

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I don't want your respect. Why would I? I've, at least in some people's eyes, distinguished myself as more than a 'n00b' who tries to make himself look cool by replying to everything that gets posted, but if that's how you want to see my that's your prerogative. I know enough condescending pricks to know it's impossible to convince you of that, so I won't try. If 'acting like the typical new kid' means finding you to be the typical overconfident teenager on an internet forum, then you've got me pegged.

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Dear christ, are you on chemo? Or has Progeria taken its affects on you? Kidding. I cut my hair to a one. I still prefer my long hair. *sniffle*

I'm done with this twat waffle. Roll over and die if you will, but I've got shit to do for tomorrow.

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If you're joking, why can't you just type some extra letters to create.....SMILIES!!!!!!!They work so well.....because they can easily help distinguish between sarcasm and being a dicksnot
I like pizza, and I have some fuckin' crazy hair
SIMLIES!!!!!Let's all play nice and decorate our posts with smilies!!!!!

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the wretched spawn cover renactment??


you know how here we have thos "parental advisary stickers" do they have anything like that in europe or down unda?

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That's because it's ex post facto sarcasm; it only becomes it when somebody rips on you for it.

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Dicksnot? No. Asshole on Purpose? Mos' Def.

Its just sad when people get all hissy pissy about something that they can't distinguish between sarcasm, and being a 'dicksnot.'

Now, if only he had been here long enough to know that. Who says time here doensn't matter?

And fuck, powers, I use enough of those smiles.

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Now you are just being a douche. I dropped it, did I not? And let I remind you that it wasn't ME who started this.

Apparently 15 days is long enough to get to know someone online. Through a forum. When I post usually once every other day. Uh. Sure.

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I started it by responding to your obvious joke with another obvious joke? Fine. I didn't bring in the 'it was a joke' defense because I find that to be weak, and more often than not dishonest (online at least), but Christ, man, how blatant do I have to be? I immediately made fun of the idea of two online people meeting in person, and I have a lot of posts in Bands defending Kerry King and Slayer. But I've got no problem taking responsibility for starting it. I started it. You started nothing. Feel better?

15 days is enough when every post you've ever made is still on the site, yes. It never takes long to realize you dislike someone unless they're deceptively pleasant, and you, sunshine, are not deceptively pleasant.

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WAAAAH!

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HAHA
... ... .... ..

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You forgot your best pic SO EVIL! SO ANGRY! SO TOUGH LOOKING!

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anyone here dig queen? iv been listning to them all day

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...wow

go rent "A Better Place"

... I cant even put into words what I feel about the movie.

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Queen is gay...

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not as gay as you mr cello player...or whatever the fuck that thing was

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