Yes, but i thought you were commenting on the smoking conversation a few posts back.

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Hahahaha

josh is the coolest
josh is a jerk
josh is a bitch
josh is a pussy
josh is hot
josh is not the coolest but likes to think so (hahahahaha)
josh is great
josh is mediocre
josh is gay
josh is cool
josh is a little bitch
josh isn't so bad
josh is beauty
josh is diabolical
josh is sorta cute i guess
josh is the best
josh is so much hotter than ben
josh is at the top of the gay tree
josh is hott
josh is known
josh is a stalker
josh is leaving today as an excuse to do no work and smoke a lot of pot this weekend ( )


I've got about 1000 listings...

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Better than Orgasmo??

Cause I find that hard to belive...

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Lol yeah orgasmo is a classic film, so funny

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Better than Princess??

or Thats my Bush??

huh??

yeh thats what i though..

BIATCH

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I own it, and this one kicks its ass.

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Why'd you get to see it before me? You lucky bastard. How many positions were left in the sex scene?

Nevermind, I just found a description of it over at the imdb forums.

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Hahaha nice avatar BLS, very well done there..

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Did you see a sneak preview or something?

Cause i just saw a commercial and it said october 15th

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Well there were a whole lot of'em, but if I can remember right, I think there was 8 to 12

And for one the movie starts showing in North America, and I live on the east cost of Canada there fore I'm ahead of the whole USA, so at 7pm (6pm in NY City) my time I was in a chair watching it.

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yup

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Welcome to the shopping part of Ryan's site enjoy your stay!


2 Disc Set- This 2 cd set autographed by Ryan has all the music Ryan's fans need. One disc contains the cd on the site, but is not mp3 sourced therefore has a higher quality sound than the one on the site. On the other disc is material not on the site such as unheard songs, live tracks and videos that are playable on the computer. You get all of this for including shipping!
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He wants $5USD for that... With free shipping, what's the shipping costs like in the US? I'm sure he'd be close to losing out on that deal


Oh dear God. He butchered a cover of Blink 182 - I Miss You. OH MY GOD! He's just gone into a wailing fit with over distorted guitar with what sounds like a palm muted acoustic in the background, and a single note keyboard
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HE'S TRYING TO IMMITATE VARG

Ahahahahaha, i can't get over this, it's so fucking shit it's hilarious.

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Damn! I've got to get that CD. RyanP is the best music to listen to just when you start to think you suck.

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This will be the 3rd week in a row that I go golfing on sunday. I don't know whether to be glad that I've got a hobby, or saddened because its golf.

*waits for the flaming to begin*

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Yes, he'd be making like nothing. Say he sales (HAHA) 50 cds. That's 25 albums plus shipping is around $1.52 for domestic first class USPS. 25x1.52=$38 alone on shipping. The price to buy a 50 packet of cds is like $7 probably(off brand quality cd). That's $45. He'd sell all 25 for only $50 and only 'really' be making a grand total of $5. IF he sells them all.

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Word.

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With free shipping, he'd be, officially speaking, boned unless he gets some deal on it, depending on where they're ordered from. I'm sure some international fans must have to pay for themselves.

Now, does this boy have a band or is he just one person with delusions of grandeur and the easily acquired computer recording technology we all have? I mean, I have enough songs written that I could record with myself singing along and burn CDs of them, but that's not what I'd consider living the dream of being a musician. It's more of a solipsistic delusion, which is fine, but not if it turns into a financial disaster without the return of having done something.

And FearFrost, you're still a lucky bastard. How was the music? Is 'America, Fuck Yeah!' as funny as I figure it must be?

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It might be, but just because it was their best work doesn't necessarily mean it was good. At least not when you take into consideration how much everything they've ever done before sucked so horribly. South Park, Baseketball, That's My Bush... I'd rather masturbate with motor oil two inches away from an open flame than watch any of that shit again. I can't believe I used to like South Park when I was like 13. It sucked so bad when I look back at it.

RE: BassBehemoth-
Yeah, I'm a wrestling fan, lifelong. I watch regardless of how horrible it gets, and it's very, very bad right now. Bradshaw and HHH are the champions of each "brand", it REALLY doesn't get any worse than that. The storylines are also bad right now, but that doesn't bother me as much because that's not what I watch for. I don't really get into the Japanese stuff unless it's old Michinoku Pro stuff, because that shit's crazy. Everything else I find a little overrated, both the puro stuff and the garbage wrestling like FMW.

I will watch garbage wrestling occasionally, though, you should check out StrangleMania. It's a compilation of hardcore garbage wrestling from various promotions (mostly IWA), and most of the matches are awful, but the commentary has been overdubbed by ICP. Yes, yes, I know, ICP suck. We all know. But they are very, very funny on those tapes. The first StrangleMania tape has a great match, though, it's Cactus Jack and Leatherface vs. Hiroshi Ono and Shoji Nakamaki. They make up their own names for all the wrestlers, most of which are pretty funny (like "The Total Package" Freddy Luger), some are just gay (like "Drunk" Terry Flunk). I recommend you check it out if you are into garbage wrestling.

By the way, I didn't just base that accent on what I've heard from those wrestlers, I just cited them as examples because I figured #1. As a Canadian, chances are better than not that you would have heard of them at some point, #2. They are easily found examples that you could have checked out for yourself if you hadn't really heard them before. For the record, Bret Hart is the greatest wrestler ever, and Chris Benoit is the greatest active wrestler today.

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AHAHAHA'

You diss Matt Stone and Trey Parker... yet you watch wrestling

nuff said foo!

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The last wresling I ever watched was when I saw the Big Show toss the undertaker and that other faggot off of the runway that broke undertaker's arm. I liked it so much that they really got hurt, so I stopped watching. That way I'll only remember the good things.
I hate wresling...

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I think the main difference is that I can admit 100% that wrestling is total garbage. Even at garbage, it's not half as low-brow or lacking in humor as much as Parker and Stone's stuff. It's sub-garbage. It's like the garbage that's smack dab in the middle of a landfill. Landfills suck. Have you ever been there? I was at one to throw away and old couch and there were these guns shooting off every couple of minutes to scare away the sea gulls. The smells wasn't very pleasant, either, but that goes without saying. Oh yeah, uh... erm... Stone and Parker. They suck so bad that they never even use toilet paper. They don't need it because when one of them takes a shit, the other will like his ass clean. Figuratively, of course (possibly literally, I wouldn't know).

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Landfills do NOT suck...

their a golf course on the one here.

MM MM MMM GOTTA LOVE THAT ASS SMELL

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Dude, you are the undisputed top fucking gun tabber on this site, but you have kinda become a dickshit since I last remember. Why the change?

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I'm not really sure how making fun of Trey Parker and Matt Stone makes me a "dickshit". I don't like them and I think their work sucks. It wasn't like I was making fun of the people who like it, or like I was mad. I wasn't mad when I posted that, I'm not mad now. I have to admit, I'm a bit confused, but that's it.

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I'm not talking about Trey and Matt. That was just an example of how you post about things lately. Like passive/aggressive. I don't have to like it, or respond to it be it seems like you are a bully to most folks.

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I've been playing fable with a friend pretty much all day. One of the best games I've ever played. Doesn't get boring.

Hah i will have to rent orgazmo, i never knew it was by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I didn't find the princess thing that funny, mostly just gross. What is that "that's my bush" thing? Never heard of it.

My friend got us all tickets to the sneak preview to world police, but it was restricted.

Fable!!.. I wish it were on PS2. Looks entertaining

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I wish my XBOX didn't break, I stabbed it a long time ago when I was SUPER pissed. Arhg I wish I hadn't.

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That's my Bush was a short like sitcom about the Bush family.

It was made by Matt Stone and Trey Parker BEFORE 9/11. Its pretty damn funny and deals with some political issues.

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I'm sorry you think that. Perhaps my reluctance to use smileys to convey my mood gave you the impression that I am a bully. Sometimes I am passive aggressive, but only when I am joking around. The only people who I am outright vindictive toward are newbies that come here for the sole purpose of starting trouble, and they are all gone now, so I think I can safely say there is nothing going on.

I don't speak maliciously to anybody that isn't purposely starting trouble. If I post and I have negative things to say about an artist or whoever, that's never meant as a slam toward the person who posted it. I don't come here angry, and I don't leave here angry. There is no regular member here that makes me angry, because if they did I wouldn't come here.

People pick on other people when they are angry. All things considered, I'm in rather high spirits. The Red Sox swept the Angels. There is nothing more I could have asked for. It's not really up to me to change your opinion of me, and if that is the opinion you want to have of me, then you can keep it and I don't really mind. As long as I have stated the facts, there really isn't any more that I can do. I really have to admit, I'm still a bit confused.

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Same, but I also wish I still had a PS2. Where the hell did all my stuff go? At one point I had stuff. Now I have no stuff. Nor do I have money to get stuff. I miss my stuff.

And I see what you're saying about Chris (and I'll continue talking about him as though he can't read this, knowing full well that he can), but I wouldn't worry about it much. It's not the UndyingHatred/LambofGod brand of aggression, but seems to stem more from the fact that 'September was the month of idiots.' Add a growing annoyance at something like that to a healthy confidence and you're bound to come off like an asshole on the internet. Or at least that's what I've found.

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After a few drinks now I feel some omnipotence about it all

AAAAAAAALLLLL is forgot

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Not to detract from the current discussion regarding whether or not I'm an asshole, I really have to recommend that all of you watch Walker: Texas Ranger. I'm sure no matter where you live, you will find it on some channel or another at 2AM. At first you watch it, and you say "Wow, this fucking sucks". Then after watching it, you start laughing. Then you keep laughing. Eventually, you realize that it's the best comedy to be found on TV. Well, at least it's the best unintentional comedy. The storylines are awful, the acting is beyond cheesy, and the action is the worst and most unrealistic you could possibly ask for. There couldn't be a better show. Well, at least not by the merits that it's so bad that it's good.

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Oh yea, there is some good shit on late night and TEXAS ( WAAAAAO YEA TEXAS ) Ranger is funny stuff. The fight sinces with scirpt is some of the best. They joke around but the puns are so dry that its like adult swim.

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Anybody catch when Conan used to do the random Walker, Texas Ranger clips? That was classic. Especially when he overdid it and Chuck Norris showed up and 'foiled' Conan's plan.

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That is one of many reasons why Conan O'Brien is the only late night talk show host that I love to watch. I hate everybody else. Leno, Letterman, Kilborn, Carson Daly, whoever... They all suck. Well, unless you put the Daily Show in that category. Jon Stewart rules.

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Hells Yea, that was great! I love Conan. His Arnold swrartzinngagerzhahzhehazheashzha impression is the best.

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He's definitely the king of late night. Not officially, but soon enough that will also fall in line and Conan will be undisputed Lord and Master of people who don't have to work up early the next morning. He'll be so Lordly and Masterly that Manowar will write a song about him killing his way through a glorious battle with his broadsword, pompadour glowing red in the sun. There will be a poster, with Conan's head on the body from a Frank Frazetta painting.

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Thats nuts! I have to get up at crazy AM times because the Navy always wants to do everything at the fuck'dup early ass cracks of per dawn. As if the unforseen nuclear attack will take place early morning.... well.... I guess it would because thats when I would attack. Get everyone at rush hour

But I still see Conan!

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my PS2 blew up. the back of an earring fell into it when i put a disc in, fell further in over time, and it blew up the motherboard so badly that it would have cost less to buy a new PS2.

the more enraging thing, was that it was under warranty, took it to the repair shop, gave it back to us saying "the motherboard is rooted mate" and sure enough, the warranty had expired.

ah well i didnt actually do much with it. was nice to have around though....

Of course you do, because you're kickass. Most people sacrifice Conan for sleep, not realizing what they're missing. When I've had early morning jobs, I used to stay up for Conan as well, but I try not to go to bed earlier than I please for any reason, which only works because I function on a minimum of sleep and food. It's training, just in case I wake up one morning and find myself in the middle of Hell Week at SEAL training.

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Oh God, I know what a faction of that is like Then I went to Nuke school and I got 2 years of it on an academic level.

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Wow, soul, you were part of the Wash Out Rate?

I can't talk though. I wouldn't make it past day 1 (Day 0 for us military people )

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chocolate pudding is the shit
the cone zone owns
and bls's avatar is cool

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cone zone?

its much like the twilight zone, except people know its weird and expect to become trippy after seeing it.

Either that or its a sectioned off area (say on a highway) where they are doing roadwork or something like that.

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Haha, BoC.

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aha,

cone zone's here are different, the 'cone zone' in utrecht is a place where everybody rolls tips for their joints and shit. It's a coffee shop.

shut the fuck up, dicksucktion.

Wtf is your problem, Def?

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you should ignore my shit, i am a simple country boy from the ass end of the world

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I though it was amusing. I don't know what dicklick's problem is right now...

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i dont see a porblem

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I was born on May 9th.

your only a lil tacker though, you were born in the second half of th 80's!

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Memnoch is logged in... how strange.

*Plays Immolation to lure him out*

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uh boc were you series about those answers??

you seen the conan obrian show? thats what all us cool kids are calling it
bls knows how it is

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THE CONE ZONE IS THE SHITZNATCH!!

I went threw withdrawl because of the damn olympics!! I cant wait till Leno has a croak or gest assasinated, cause Connan is gonna kick total ass hosting the Tonight Show.

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i finally picked up The Stings of Concience by Unearth today, used for 7 dollars at a local store. ive been searching for it for ages. amazing CD

i have come to realize that technically, Unearth tune UP. pioneers.....

Yeah, he kicks Lenos ass.
Leno should DIE!

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I am fucking BORED.

I just bought Hackers and returned the Recruit due to defectiveness.
If you're bored, why not do a ramdom banning just to put the fear of god back into their heads. I'm kidding of course, but really being bored isn't all bad.

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ummm

They play 7 Strings tuned B E A D G B E

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Ban yourself.

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Man, I just looked at the Canadian Dollar, and its almost 80 cents to the american, that means I wont have to pay a shit load of cash for my dime!!!

FYI: Its not been this high for 11 years

Now lets hope it stays like this for 1 and 1/2 months so I can get my 5150 cheap too

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or find a new hello kitty avatar

cc shouldnt you change the color of your sig

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yeah, just standard tuned Ibanez S5407BK's

Fuckfrost, I'm happy the euro is high too, American stuff is cheap here now

nah, they tune B F# B E C# F#

which, for a 7 string, is one step up on all of the strings except the lowest

Oh WAHHH! Upset because I banned a few people, are we?

people getting banned gives me a warm feeling in my heart

i need a new dickes flanel(sp?) jacket mine starting to go

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eh. why do you think they do?

huh?

If you tune one step up is that bad for the smaller strings, as in too much tension?

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no.... some people here use a set of fuckin 60s for standard D tuning, thats about as tense as it gets

the truss rod will need adjusting. But unearth dosent tune up so its all good.

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done.

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how do you know they tune up.

when I saw them live they tuned their ibanez S5407BK's in standard tuning.

Today i saw the dumbest tattoo.. I was going to the store to get my guitar strings and this dumbshit had a pentagram on his back surrounded by 4, count them FOUR toasters with burnt toast coming out of them.

so, did you punch his lights out for having an ugly tattoo like that?

im in love


this is funny:
http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php

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toasters??!!

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no. When i saw him i just looked at the floor and shook my head.

aren't we all

funny shit btw

Somebody posted that awhile back, but yeah, it was pretty funny.

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i saw them live too and they were using single finger power chords. not to mention their chugging breakdowns in which they hit an open power chord. look up tabs for them, they are all in drop b. im seeing them live again october 22, ill take a better look then

but if he had 666 toasters that would have been completly exceptable

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Yeh, 666 toasters on his back. Thats a lot of toasters. Mmmmm I want some toast...

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thats a lot o toast

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HEXORZ YA!

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anyone think i should find a new cat avatar or stick with ol' hangy?

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keep the one you have.

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yea, keep that one. but if u do change it, it has to be a cat or i will take you into a dark alley and fight you

oh but i could get a cool cookie monster one (not a cat but..) then change my title to
cookie monster vocals or some shit

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this one would just be the coolest

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only if you want me to take you into a dark alley and fight you

ah you care about me

can i get special avatar size to use this?!?!

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just shrink it

im not really quite sure why i post here. mostly all of you are cunts, and the people that i respect and enjoy talking to barely ever post. i quit

Byeee. Incidentally, you might enjoy the site more if you spent less time buried to the eyeballs in flame wars; but I suppose that, if most of the people here are cunts, there's nothing for that. I hope you have a better time elsewhere.

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