Way to take the spotlight from me..theres some retard as my school that always guides his wheelchair with nothing in it.

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Nice ibanez..

and is that a Bass ODB-3 on top of that amp?

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Afrin Nasal Spray works miracles I must say.

Last year, I dry humped every part of my dorm's haunted house. I was a disturbance

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Ha ha ha! Awesome. Did you enjoy it?

Oh yes. While me and this other guy were doing it, this hall director kinda sneaked behind us to make sure we didn't screw with any of the set. It was funny because we knew all the people who were part of it, and were all like, "whoa haha" to everyone.

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that shit sucks! everytime i use it i get a bloody nose

i watched a guy hump a soda machine once

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Ha, that reminds me of another high school memory.....
This one time I was so mad that the coke machine took my $.50 that I beat the fuck out of it until every one of those picture things in the buttons were broken. I ended up getting like 4-5 quarters. But it still took me like 20 minutes of pure banging.

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...me=STRK:MEWA:IT

What do you think?

Oh and my EMG's CAME TODAY!!!!!!!!!

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hah. yes it is

I used to hump my old skool's candy machine, if you humped it hard enough it gave away free candy. (when something was hanging off one of those spiral things)

nowadays, I don't anymore. at the train stations here they have them locked to the ground because bums allways toss them over and steal all the candy

Them poor candy machines.. abused by you crazy dutchans

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we dutchies abuse many things.

just check out Amsterdamn

its already ended, did you buy it?

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Hahaha, i think i will..




Cant beleive that went for only $305 ..

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maybe thats because its a shit guitar. i played one, hated every second

Its not a bad guitar, not the best but for $305 its a damn good guitar.

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i was talking to a freind today we say a washburn guitar and he said that washburns sucked balls and that they were some of the shitiest guitars ever. at which point i laughed at him and reminded him that he had a squier
then i asked if he ever played them and of coarse the answer was no

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For someone with alergies and who is also going through a cold, Afrin is GOD.
Try taking in some saline spray after spraying in the afrim to moisten your nose more. Just a little tip.

I doubt that would help theres something wrong with my nose i get bloody noses all the time
a couple times i was eating and looked down and blood was flowing out my nose or even ill be in the shower and look down and the water is all red and bloody

ill tell you what though i am a god at stoping them!

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Hmmm thats odd. do you do any crack or any sniffing drugs cuz that could cause it too I think (Don't take it personally).

BTW, Pepsi Edge sucks major hairy pimply cock. I swear. America has gone to the shitter with their less sugar crap. I hate my country's ways.

nope i dont do a single drug (never have) people have told me its due to the lining of my nose(its sensative or some shit ) and the weather which is pretty dry around here

speaking of sniffin though i got my freind to sniff a couple packets of pepper for a doller

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Hmmm. That sucks. Well, at least your bleeds and you can stop them easily (Yu said you were god at it so..). If blood is rushing through my nose after coming in contact with an allergy, MY nose swells up and It pisses me off because I wanna Make my nose bleed to drain the swollen liquid part out or whatver. Tried doint that one time. All I got was a burning nose. I hate life.

Also about the pepper. Awesome! I tried sniffing pepper to clear my nose, as I had heard it can do that. My nose just got really stufy and I got dizzy and had to sit down. Bad night of sleep.

you mean the puss? ew

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It maybe puss, I don't know. I think it is blood because IF i walk around my blood in my system starts moving and my nose clears up. So I actually think it's blood.

The one sucky thing about nose bleeds is that if you stop bleeding, theres still some of that blood built up in your nose that had already bleed out, and wants you let go of your nose, most of it goes down your throat. I coughed it up, man. I'm not a fucking vampire, My blood goes onm the kleenex.

Mmmmm Bloooooodddd.

I don't know about where you come from, but they ARE always referring to eachother as "brotha's" around here.

Last week we were in the convenience store at lunch break to grab a hot dog, and there was a big black girl in front of us from the other school. Well my friend didn't really notice but for some reason (he explained to me, i just can't remember why) he says "get that thing outta here" (i think maybe somebody was bothering him, or sticking something in his face). Well this black girl turns around with one of those classic "excuse me!" He did cover it up with a "oh...i wasn't talking about you."

God damn wierd stuff happens to us. For fun during lunch break we play back alley baseball right behind the convenience store with a 1 litre pepsi bottle as a bat, and a tin foil ball. At least we are original. Then you get those fucks who go "those guys are crazy, that so isn't cool." A week later they are playing it religiously, pretty much every time.

Well for goodness sakes don't ever try it. You might never stop bleeding if you snorted anything.

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God damn im a slow person. I just found out that Rodney Dangerfield died

hahaha

btw your avatar is the best one you have had
it kinda look likes hes looking into the moon and being all thought provoking and such

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I snorted the sugar shit in Sour Skittles.. ya know the left over sour sugar coating shit..

yeh it wasent fun

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i dont doubt it my freinds nose burnt for the rest of the day...good times

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I snorted a pixie stick and it turned my boogers multicolored.

Why thank you, GD

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I think he looks cooler like this

http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=3559

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He did?

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@ Riggs, heyHey, so How was the concert tonight?! Cool, right nowe I'm drinking Mickey's, then me and some fellow basses are going out to Cool Beans for some wicked Beer.

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Yeah man, I enjoyed it a lot. The violinist at the very end was crazy good. I just wanted to thank you again for getting me those tickets, that really helped my wallet out. Amanda liked it a lot also bro. Anyways you enjoy yourself, and I'll see if I'm not busy about hitting you up Tuesday.

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Hahahahaha, fuck yes Def, I just seen your Hello Kitty thingy.

hey niggles i got a question...

you know the intense hammer rage guys personally. im receiving a copy of 'avagoyamugs' for my birthday (nov 25) and i want to do some tabs once i get it. would you happen to have any idea what they tune to?

cos i certainly dont

btw i cant write any hard tabs for a while...

i had a pair of headphones which were fucked so that only the guitar came through unless i held it at a certain angle. with only loud guitars and extremely faint drums, i was able to tab stuff like the kill.

and in a fit of rage i sliced them into little pieces so yeh, thats my story.

Nah, no idea what they tune to. Ricey gave me a tab, it is on my laptop, but he didn't state the tuning. I'll ask next time I see him.

hardcore. eh?

you sound like a less angry me, too bad your taste in music (apparently) blows

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most certinly!

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I saw Slayer last night! SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's what I posted in the tours forum just in case any of you don't go there:

Now I know that this was a co-headlining tour, but deep down I didn't think that Slipknot would have the temerity to play after such a legendary band who've made it their business to make it impossible for other bands to play after them. Who do Slipknot think they are? Do they think that they could take a show to new levels of awesomeness after Slayer have played?

I think they've been listening too much to those sycophantic record executives who are only interested in album sales. However, Slayer showed these trumped up little mings how to put on a show. They rained down from a lacerated sky with a war ensemble of songs that left me just a tad south of Heaven. Sheer brilliance, sheer class, sheer legends. There was no need for choreography or faked unpredictability, just four guys giving a masterful display in the art of metal.

As Slayer left the stage, I sat down and didnt' stand up again until the show ended. Slipknot where nothing short of abysmal. The opening song was played from a tape over the PA wile the band were not even on stage. Their set lacked any sort of cohesion and I couldn't help but laugh at their attempts to appear chaotic - pretending to fall over, throwing drumsticks into the air and then fetching them like dogs from their crew 2 minutes later. One of them even kicked a drum over and has now entered the Necro Hall Of Fame for his brutal acts.

Then came all the crowd cocksucking, "This has been the best crowd that we've ever seen" enthused Corey. To some extent he's true, the kids who didn't know any better lapped it up and went apeshit. Unfortunately the same cannot be said about Slipknot's performance. Corey's vocals were awful and the sound was erratic throughout. They did excel in something I suppose... their unprofessional attitude to shows - it sounded as if they turned up 5 minutes before they were due on stage and left the sound check to the crew.

The inter-song ramblings of Taylor were annoying and his references to "Man U" were galling to hear for this Scouser. He also asked, "Let's hear it for our good friends in Napalm Death" for no other reason than to shamelessly namedrop an extreme band. He also asked the crowd, "Do you wanna hear something old school?" I sat up expecting them to launch into an inexplicable butchering of a classic Slayer song. Instead, they played that can't-see-California-without-Marlon-Brando's-eyes irritance from way back in, um, '99. I couldn't help but think how apt Mandatory Suicide would be for these guys.

Then came a moment that made me shake my head in disbelief (yes it got worse). Corey suddenly decided to announce that one of Slipknot's DJ's - Craig - couldn't make the show because he needed to go home for surgery, "We could have called the whole tour off" he reassured. Well, thank you for you supreme dedication to the fans, we are truly grateful to your God-like endurance of tough times. It must have been so hard to carry on when one of your most important members had to go home. Isn't Craig the twatish member that hangs around towards the back hidden from view anyway? Did anyone even notice that he wasn't there?

Anyway, despite the abject inanity of that nonet of masked muppets, Slayer were worth every penny of the £30 (~$54US) ticket price. That leaves one last thing to say... SLAYER!!!!

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Sounds like you didn't drink enough, you shouldn't have been sober when slipknot came on. I am dissapointed John.

Yeah, I wasn't nearly as drunk as I would have liked to be - the fact that I could remember all of the Slipknot set is indicative of that. However, I have a busy weekend of excessive drinking coming up so I couldn't afford to drink too much, especially at £3-odd for a beer. The real drinking shall commense at 1330 hours tomorrow!

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I had 1 nice Killians at the bar last night for $2.25. It was probably like 16oz.

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how many CDs does Psycroptic have

dude you could of given a longer report on slayer, how long was there set anyway?

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2. The Isle of Disenchantment (2001) and The Scepter of the Ancients (2003).

thanks. they are amazing, i got the Scepter of the Ancients

Oh okay, good shit!

Goddamn, I haven't posted in a while.

Went to a bad ass local show the other day....THUNDERBREW.....they put on the best show I've ever seen \m/

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Slipknot? That must have sucked....I paid only $39CDN for my Slayer and Damageplan ticket.

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aaah rusky!

It was also the first time I met FearFrost personally and I was really wasted.

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Gah i want to see slayer but i think ill have to wait til next time they come to Sweden.

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hah, that would have been a sight to see, the only thing missing there was... a drunk def!!! (<--- I'm a happy drunk )

haha, ive had a breakthrough. Psycroptic has opened me up to more death metal. i used to not like the deep vocals but now i do. weird.

EDIT: well, Psycroptic and you people. by "more death metal" i mean Suffocation and Nile so far

Ohhhhhhhhh its mine!!! Now I have 2 washburns!!! this one im putting the EMG's in

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nice! congrats!

congrats, although im not a big fan of the guitar you bought. i didnt like how it played at all, but apprently its a good guitar, so maybe i played a messed up one or something. whatever, congrats dude. i want a jackson

Well the one I have was my bro's so I had a chance to play it out before I got it off him, and I found it a bit hard to play on at first, but now I can play it like it was a strat.

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Slayer's set was about an hour and a quarter (as was Slipknot's). They opened up with a fine rendition of Disciple which sounded infintely better than it does on the album. Then they launched into a few from their pre-Reign In Blood albums before unleashing the unholiest of unholiest thrash vitriol ever seen.

Amazing run-throughs of (in no particular order) War Ensemble, South Of Heaven, Seasons In The Abyss, Hallowed Point, Dead Skin Mask, Mandatory Suicide and Chemical Warfare where followed by the most evil triumverate of songs to grace a Mancunian stage: Angel Of Death, Post Mortem and the mighty Raining Blood.

Slayer played probably the strongest collection of songs that I've heard in a live setting and they were fucking awesome! Lomabardo was performing heroics behind the sticks and Tom didn't show any signs of his reported throat problem. All in all a great set that not even the musical disgrace that is Slipknot could spoil.

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im buying an esp ltd h207

7 string, im excited. used for 300 (pre-haggle)

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tis only a semi-decent guitar, but if you throw in some better pick ups it becomes worth having.

You know, the good members of Slipknot (Mick and Joey) need to get back in Anal Blast. That was actually a good band.

Shut the fuck up you Seamen Stain!

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Suck the shit off my dick you stupid cunt!!

Ha, you wish pal, but I'll be seeing your mom tonight, Shes paying me 50 bucks so I can give her some "Anal Fisting Lovin'"

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Why would CockHold have shit on his dick in the first place?



FLAMER.

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I think it was just the bassist who was in Anal Blast, one of the others might have been also but I don't recall who.

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nice i would have preferred the one with the confederate flag or the lighting bolt one but eh you get what you can right

why dont you put dimbuckers in her and really make her like a pantera guitar?

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Simple Dimebuckers are for pussies, and people with 1/12th of a brain.

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yeah..

Dying Fetus - Dismiss Vocalist

On October 2, DYING FETUS dismissed vocalist Vince Matthews from the band. The band had this to say about the decision:

"This action was taken due to a number of musical, professional, and personal reasons that we feel do not need elaboration at this time. However, Vince remains a long-time friend of several DYING FETUS members and we wish him the best of luck in the future. This change will not affect any of our present tour plans. We intend to continue with our current four-piece lineup, and we will handle the vocals accordingly (something we have done many times, as our Canadian fans already know)."

well whatever, i never heard them and dont know so much about them so...

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Its an Anal Blast song. And it was the guitarisr from Slipknot in it also. It was the bass and guitar and drums in it.

Dont you dare.

That guitar is made of REAL wood.. put passive in it.

Hmm maybe a Bill Lawrence XL-500 in the bridge and a 59 in the neck

save the EMG's for that other korean pos you have.



some would say the same about people who put EMG's in a Dime333

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Hmm, now it's all starting to make sence.

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What?> Rodney Dangerfield died?

Well the EMG's are the only "good" pick-ups I have, so for now she goes in it.




The other one I have is a 333, but its a "lower end" one. my bro and I looked it up, the wood matches the 333 specs, but the part I don't get is:

1) Its a bolt-on neck
2) Its has a Tune-O-Matic bridge
3) The neck has a red finnish not bare wood like the 332's have.
4) It does not have the metal "V" thing on the body

Thats what we have came too, but watch someone says I'm wrong.


Edit: FYI, when I saw Cryptopsy the guitarist (Alex Auburn) was using a Washburn Dimebolt with EMG 81's.

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Long Week.

4 day weekend. I have two fucking projects to do that I probably won't.

I've been going on a Malevolent Creation binge lately. And I listened to "In Their Darkened Shrines" on the bus this morning.

I still <3 Nile.

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Hows it been, soul? Haven't been around much since you got back. What luck.

Hows the Mrs.?

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NMB, if you dont fucking change your sig, i will hunt you down and forcefeed you your own face.

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Dude, he is gone.

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Everything is good! I bought this house and I just have to finish remodeling the upstrairs and fixing up the studio in the outside building.

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Well, another career later for me... Thinking about music college. I don't think you were around when I figured out that being an military officer just didn't sound that thrilling to me.

Me, definately in the ten best catagory for my school, got torn to shit by a marine today. He found shit wrong with my uniform that wasn't even on the grading sheet. Which again proves my point that marines are fucking losers. Anyone who has seen any of the newest Survivor season knows what I mean.

Jeez. Made Cheif. Go me.

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He was just being a cunt. You can always find something wrong with someones uniform or just make something up if your trying to show off. Military can be boring if you're the pencil pushing officer type but music school might be boring too. Doesn't matter, your young so look around and enjoy.

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Music school! Music school! Music school!!!!!!

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Hmm maybe, but he did stick around for 20-30 mins after he made that thread...

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Well, I'm 16 and in 11th grade. I can't exactly sit on my fucking hands much longer, now can I?

Speaking of which, my hands just went numb. Time for a stranger. hahaha. Just kidding.

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your still in the navy though right? usually people in the military done buy houses till theyre out incase they get transfered

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Yes, you can. You should never decide your career at 16. Just decide what attracts you more now; you can't foresee the future, and there's a good chance you'll be wrong. Which is as it should be. Or keep sitting on your hands and poking your head in different directions. It's not an easy decision, and you'll find out in a few years that chances are good that in some very important ways, you're an idiot at the moment. That's not meant as an insult, so don't take it that way unless you really want to be called an idiot, in which case feel free to do so.

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LOL. THE STRANGER. my teacher said his hand was feeling numb today, and i said "stranger" really loud and the whole class started laughing. it was amazing. he has no idea what was going on

i dont have any idea either what the fuck does the stranger have to do with numb hands?

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Explain that to me, what do you mean by the stranger? and the whole numb hand thing>
?

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you sit on your hand for a really long time so it goes really numb then you beat off so it feels like someone else is doing it. THE STRANGER. LOL

Ahhh right.. what is that the new technique in masturbation or something, haha

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Yeah, i know what you mean. Not every word that is used as an insult is meant that way. But what I meant was I have to decide on college now.

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post 300 bitches. someone make a new one