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hey does anyone know noel thomas out there? please let me know at opethmonger@aol.com

Yeah, he's that guy...

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WTF MATE?!?!

is he some guy you met at a concert and wanna hook back up with?

we have people from all over the world here litaerally from australia usa holland iceland england ect the chances of us couple 100 regular posters knowing this one person out of the billion of people in the world or so fucking small the decimal of the chance would be like 1,000 numbers long

now go let a german sheperd fuck you in the ass moron

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Actually, I know Noel's brother, Dai. He lives in the deepest, darkest valley in Wales and fornicates with male sheep when Noel refuses to play doctors and doctors. He was last seen at Cardiff Arms Park throwing his freshly-soiled Y-fronts at Tom Jones. Unfortunately, Dai's request for Tom to unleash his unholy pestilence onto his face in a foul act of sexual defecatation was refused and he eloped to Gretna Green with a pygmy by the name of Donald. He told me this much as, unbeknownst to me, he was relieving my pocket of money, keys and beer flavoured rubbers. I suspect if you manage to track Dai down, you will find Noel salivating under the stairs. Good luck.

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You know what? There's no need for you to state your email address. We can just reply to the thread you started...

(Or maybe you want email addresses to enter into spam (advertising) programmes, to earn yourself some money? If that's the case, go kill yourself.)

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when i first read that i thought you were series. i was about to get uber pissed

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Hahahaha, brilliantly said.

PS: John just answered your thread, now come back here before we all come to the startling conclusion that aren't a metal fan at all...

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in response to 'wtf mate?'- i know that we get people from all over the world here. thats why its called the WORLD WIDE FUCKING WEB dumbass. as a matter of fact, i know noel frequents this site because he has a few tabs posted here. just wanted to catch up with an old bud, thats all, you concieted assholes. and whoever said that i dont listen to metal at all can just fuck off. i dont need your ass fucking opinion. okay?

even if he does come here "sometimes" its called a screen name hell i dont even know the names of the biggest people here like def and the doc, as for having a few tabs here doesnt meen shit, people sign up just to submit tabs or use them and never even come onto the boards

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And it doesn't look like you can take them, either...

Seriously dude, if you're looking for someone, we need the username, not his real life name. And it would belong in chit chat, not here.
A good idea would be to include a description of your problem, and what you know about your situation. We can't really guess that you're talking about an old time friend. This Noel dude could be just about anyone. And including your email address at the end of the post is just plain unnecassary. Anyone wanting to tell you something will respond to the thread.

Now, calm down, and start posting something that helps these forums to be a better place, or just silently leave, and become part of the "less-than-5-posts-before-I-was-flamed-away"-crowd.

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HAHAHAHA that was good shit man thats going in the sig...fuck wont fit
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Hahahahahahahah

P.S.I am NOEL THOMAS!! GIve me a Dollar

well spank my ass and call me sally case closed so this thread should be too

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But you don't have the ownership of any tabs... That seems a bit strange. Though I guess that could be because you didn't post to make tabs yours, or because you changed your nick since you posted the tabs, or because opethmonger just had things wrong.

Whatever. This thread doesn't really serve any purpose now I suppose.

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Duyde I remember you!!
The guy with at that place!!!
I am Noel!!
I live in Houston!!
You wanna Fuck again!!!







Bitch. Just fuckin with Ya'll

Actually im not noel thomas but i wish i was. then maybe threads like the would cease to exist

Awww, I'm disappointed. I actually thought we had a narrow chance of getting this thread to die and Opethmonger to stop chasing an old friend in a place where he has no reasonable chance of finding him.

Oh, well.

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please lock this thread

Damn you guys need to get a life. i dont post many tabs (and none here yet) because i have a LIFE. i have a wife, a child, a life. im not just some loser trying to validate myself by posting ridiculously elaborate bullshit responses to my question. yes i agree that this post is pretty fucking dumb, but havent you heard of being stoned? honestly, you guys are pretty low. i remember when metal brought people together, instead of causing petty shit. think hard, youll remember those days. now stop responding to this post and concentrate on finding something more fulfilling to do. hell, play your guitars or something.

and by the way, whats with all the gay shit? is there something wrong with you?

quit getting so defensive ya moldy cunt.
we dont know who the fuck he is, and i doubt any of us care, you halfwit.

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you have a wife and kids and your getting stoned?? and you call us stupid asshates. you should be the most responsable one here taking care of your kids not getting fucking stoned

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who the hell do you think you are to tell me what to do anyway? no one ever asked for your input anyway.thats whats wrong with the whole scene today. youre all a bunch of holier-than-thou korn wannabe asswipes. i thought this conversation was over anyway...

Oh yeah, and what does getting stoned have to with responsibility? when did you straightedge bitchboys start thinking you were equal with the rest of us? this place sucks, anyway im going back to the catacombs. better tabs, better people. goodnight motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

can we ban him for good measure?

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I can't believe that you even asked that question in all seriousness when you have a kid. Don't forget to wipe the crusty saliva from Noel's mouth before you engage in fellatic acts. Bye.

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He makes a thread asking us a beyond stupid question, flames us for replying, says he's great because he's married with children and is also a stoner...

Dammit, Credit to Dementia should take over from here

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Look at those 5 great posts he has, a perfect example of what has been said before, "less-than-5-posts-before-i-was-flamed-away-crowd"

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or dissection, but i think opethassmonger is gone now.

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i do believe its just called the "world wide web"...

yea and just cause the whole world has accssess to it doesnt meen that they do, you dont see too many non-norwegians and a norwegian board

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I was going to post earlier, but it's impossible to follow John. I just have one problem with this thread, now that I've read through it, and it's as follows:

Noel Thomas apparently has tabs here, according to our boy opethmonger. Every tab I've ever read from this site has had an e-mail address on it. In fact, Nihilist just closed down a submitted tab because it didn't have an e-mail address as is required. If Noel has submitted tabs here, his address is somewhere on the site. It's easy to find. You don't even have to become a member, ask an inane question, lash out at everybody, admit to getting so stoned you do stupid, illogical things just because they come into your mind in the same breath as pointing out your responsibility over the welfare and upbringing of a small, fragile, incredibly easy-to-kill human being - who happens to be about the size and shape of a football - and leave in an acerbic huff after finding out that people on the internet like to make fun of you when you act like an idiot. You just have to look at the tabs he posted here, get the address and voila: you have caught up with an old bud. But I suppose the other route was equally viable, since you caught up with your old bud without getting insulted or coming off like a self-centered jackass who'd knocked a girl up but refused to grow up and face the responsibility and change of lifestyle he'd fucked his way into.

I'm sorry he left, since I really want to know why he didn't choose the easiest way possible. Especially when he's stoned and has so much responsibility.

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