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Old 2010-09-25, 20:59
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Hahaha fucking hell, is that true or are you just pulling my well-toned leg? It's fucking frightening if it's for realses.

I've never had Strongbow, but it's one of the most popular ciders here unless you're a penniless alcoholic or a kid. I first started on Olde English (it was about Ł1.50 for a litre bottle, can't go wrong) but I soon upgraded to a stronger and slightly less sweet-tasting one, the name of which escapes me...

My brother likes Magner's, which I believe is an Irish cider. My sister-in-law drinks (or used to drink) pear cider, which I've never tried. I think I'd like to try it at least once, it sounds like it'd be tasty.

Haha nah, there were more kids crowding around the drug dealers than adults, plus I think it's infinitely more interesting to a kid to be near crime/criminals, plus they make good look-outs and runarounds. There's not much else to do here since the council demolished the parks in the 80s. Man, I still miss those blue monkey bars.

Hmmm, The Blue Monkey bar and grill. Sounds like it could work! Well, if you're into cocktails and bathroom man-rape, that is.


Nah, I'm dead serious. I mean, it wasn't that verbatim, but it was very close to something along those lines. It makes sense, though. Sweet tasting booze + children + a country that demolishes children's parks and blue monkey bars + genetic abominations (Irish) = excessive prepubescent drinking. What kind of godless society destroys monkey bars? Did they need space to store their tanks? And their bombs? And Their bombs? And their guns? In your head? In your head? ZOMBAAY! ZOMBBAY! AHHEHA OOH OOOH - *ahem. Sorry, couldn't resist.

I hope your brother gave you some of the cut. Being a lookout is exhausting. Get 'em while they're young!
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Old 2010-09-25, 21:46
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Nah, I'm dead serious. I mean, it wasn't that verbatim, but it was very close to something along those lines. It makes sense, though. Sweet tasting booze + children + a country that demolishes children's parks and blue monkey bars + genetic abominations (Irish) = excessive prepubescent drinking. What kind of godless society destroys monkey bars? Did they need space to store their tanks? And their bombs? And Their bombs? And their guns? In your head? In your head? ZOMBAAY! ZOMBBAY! AHHEHA OOH OOOH - *ahem. Sorry, couldn't resist.
The fuckers removed 3 parks from my estate alone, and in their place is just an empty patch of grass. I've never heard a direct response as to what the fuck possessed them to do it, and the only logical reason I can come up with is that they were used by under-age drinkers to congregate during the night out of the sight of their parents, and they'd always leave broken glass in the sand and whatnot. Plus being a sex offender was popular during the 80s; parks are like holding pens for free range pussy.

I have two scars next to my eye (Pacino can fuck RIGHT off) from the slide in one of the parks; I fell on it and smashed my face against it, then I did the same again a few weeks later. And that was before I started drinking! LOLL!!11!

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I hope your brother gave you some of the cut. Being a lookout is exhausting. Get 'em while they're young!
Haha I was never really involved even to that level, I just liked seeing my brother at a time when I wasn't allowed to, but being his brother I was able to nab myself some free pot pretty much any time I wanted, which wasn't very often 'cause I hated it haha.
 
Old 2010-09-29, 03:21
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Shit...if cider was my first introduction to the world of alcohol, I'd have liked it right off the bat. I had some sips of beer from my Dad and wasn't crazy about it, though I'd always take one.

Drank some Magic Hat Octoberfest (forget what their's is called specifically) and switched over to 10 year old Talisker..neat. No ice, no water, no bottle in the freezer. Room temp in a scotch glass.
 
Old 2010-09-29, 04:12
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I've been sipping on these bottles of liquid blasphemy

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Damnation

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All very good. That Damnation has this bitter taste that I can't get enough of. If it wasn't so hard to find in Los Angeles, or so damn expensive a bottle.
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Old 2010-09-29, 05:50
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shitty wine in a huge bottle. 1.5 L for $4.99. fuck yea.



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Old 2010-09-29, 13:43
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Ian you failed at whining (lololo word pun becauso of wine lulz)

I love cider. No matter if Strongbow, Savanna, Savanna Dry or that cheap shit you get in Denmark. There`s just something about applejuice with alcohol even if it is too expensive to get drunk on
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Old 2010-09-29, 15:19
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I've never fucking had cider. Where do I get cider. Probably not Ralphs, I am assuming.
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Old 2010-09-29, 17:52
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Just go into a BevMo or something, Ian. I'm sure they'll have it.

Last night I shared a $70 bottle of Newton's Unfiltered Chardonnay. Delicious, and had a nice quite burn to it. A couple weeks ago I had a $60 bottle of Cakebread's Pinot and that was fucking delicious. Whenever I have to buy my father something for whatever the occasion, I buy him good wine... and then he shares it with me. Money well spent.
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Old 2010-09-29, 19:02
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=Last night I shared a $70 bottle of Newton's Unfiltered Chardonnay.
The only way that could be more metal is if you were dressed as pirates while you drank it.
 
Old 2010-10-03, 03:43
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Woodchuck makes great cider but I don't know that they export. Drinking the ol' rum and coke.
 
Old 2010-10-03, 20:47
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Been drinking rum a lot more lately myself. The darker the better.
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Old 2010-10-05, 00:32
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Been drinking cum a lot more lately myself. The darker the better.




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Old 2010-10-05, 01:18
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Old 2010-10-05, 02:53
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Old 2010-10-05, 05:14
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Old 2010-10-10, 09:23
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I drank some killer home brewed booze last night. Distilled mead and two kinds of vodka. I was so wasted I left the party early due to my drunken opinionated bullshit. Interestingly enough I had no hangover whatsoever and even came up with some good riffs/tabbed out a Deathspell Omega song.



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Old 2010-11-14, 09:06
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Drinking some Phillips Longboat Chocolate Porter right now. My mouth is having an orgasm.

Will also be drinking some Bass ale later on. Stuff is cheap, but still goddamn good.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2010-11-14, 11:52
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I actually had my first chocolate porter a few days ago. I spat it out because it was THAT disgusting.
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Old 2010-11-14, 13:57
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Haha, was it bad quality? Or you just don't like the flavour?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2010-11-15, 00:20
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Well, the first sign of the apocalypse is upon us. I'm trying to quit drinking..cold turkey style.
 
Old 2010-11-15, 01:15
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Quitting drinking can't be hard, but then again you are in the military where it seems like everyone has a hatred for their liver
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Old 2010-11-15, 01:26
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Woodchuck makes great cider but I don't know that they export. Drinking the ol' rum and coke.


I think I saw Woodchuck cider in Giant Eagle here in the produce section about a month ago. Other than the name and that it's cider I didn't pay much attention to it.

We get great unfermented, unpasteurized cider made on a big 2 story antique wooden press at one of the local apple orchards. As long as you pour a bit into another container cider freezes really well. And they make slushies out of it that are TO DIE FOR! It can be 20 degrees outside and it's still great stuff. There's a jug in my fridge right now. Hornsby's isn't too bad for store bought fermented stuff, but I can't drink much of it or I get a belly ache*.


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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2010-11-15, 03:20
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Samuel Smith's Nut Brown Ale. Yums.
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Old 2010-11-16, 06:36
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Samuel Smith's Nut Brown Ale. Yums.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but does that same company have an Oatmeal Stout? If so, I've had it before and you should give it a try! Awesome dark beauty mmmm.

Tonight was a wine night for me. Been sampling La Finca ($3), Charles Shaw ($2), and Dancing Bull ($10+). I've enjoyed all 3, as I'm very new to wine.
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Old 2010-11-16, 10:25
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Yeah, I've had their Oatmeal Stout. Its pretty good. My favorite of their's is the seasonal Winter Welcome Ale (which should be coming around again soon). Give that one a lick. Good Lawdy, Ian, that shit is going to give you a good hangover.

Got to try a shot of Don Julio 1942 a few nights ago at a restaurant I frequent. Fuck me that was smooth.
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Old 2010-11-16, 14:22
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If you guys want to try some good wines see if you can find some northeast Ohio wines. There's lots of award winners. Ferrante, Debonne, Old Firehouse, Lauretto's, Grand River, are the one's I can think of offhand. Heck, Welch's grape juice even. Walleye White and Jester's Blush are two of my favorites.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2010-11-16, 14:27
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Welch's grape juice even.
I'd like to have Welch's purple grape juice mainlined directly into my eyeball. That shit is da bomb. I didn't realise the company was from Ohio! I may reconsider anthraxing your postal service.
 
Old 2010-11-17, 03:25
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Don't do that. They have vineyards all over. I'm not sure if they still do, but when we used to go to Grand River the front part was Welch's. We goez crazee growin' grapez here. They even do ice wines here, but they're more expensive. Anything over $10 is expensive to me though. Yeah, I'm a cheap date.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-11-17, 04:38
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I'd like to have Welch's purple grape juice mainlined directly into my eyeball.


Quoted on my Facebook.

Dylan, I will most fucking definitely try that winter brew of theirs.

I am currently drinking.......... Miller High Life. stfu.
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Old 2010-11-17, 04:55
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Well, the first sign of the apocalypse is upon us. I'm trying to quit drinking..cold turkey style.


Why are you quitting? Good luck. Don't be afraid to get help if its a huge problem.

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Dylan, I will most fucking definitely try that winter brew of theirs.

I am currently drinking.......... Miller High Life. stfu.


Can't always drink the bests, unfortunately.
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Thinking I should do a piece called the "Grape Eye."
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2010-11-17, 23:12
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That might be confused with Max Hardcore's "Rape Eye".
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Old 2010-12-02, 14:41
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Old 2010-12-03, 01:04
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Animals getting drunk, soooooooooo cuuute

Finnish punsch all the way in winter (we have about 50cm snow now -.-)
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Old 2010-12-03, 01:19
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Tonight's purchase from Total Wine.
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Old 2010-12-04, 13:06
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Nice. Skipped out on the Winter Welcome, though?
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Old 2010-12-05, 19:01
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The Zen of Drinking Alone

Fucking beautiful article. I've always thought there was something wrong with a person who can't/won't/doesn't drink alone. And here it is.
Here's to it!
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Old 2010-12-05, 21:42
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I came across that article quite some time ago and loved it. Cheers, Dylan!
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Old 2010-12-05, 22:07
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The Zen of Drinking Alone

Fucking beautiful article. I've always thought there was something wrong with a person who can't/won't/doesn't drink alone. And here it is.
Here's to it!

My first time drunk was alone at about 11am, was fun until I puked several times.

I'm 21 soon, any beer recommendations? Other than microbrews or anything fancy.
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just go to BevMo or Total Wine and have fun wasting a good hour in there before making a decision lol.
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HOORAY finally I`ve found a good red wine which is actually pretty cheap too
Take it and loooove it
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Old 2010-12-06, 05:08
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Ha!

3 Euros? C'mon Gomers, I know you're still a teenager but surely you can manage something a little more classy than this. You gotta spend at least 6 Euros if you want to be taken seriously by your hobo drinking buddies.

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3 Euros? C'mon Gomers, I know you're still a teenager but surely you can manage something a little more classy than this. You gotta spend at least 6 Euros if you want to be taken seriously by your hobo drinking buddies.

Ahh my little Pokémon is growing up so fast


D00d no shit this wine is actually good that`s why I was sooo surprised about that. The most expensive wine I ever drank was around 60 bucks and believe me that wasn`t special tasting at all.
When me and my homehobos cruise around we always drink the cheapest beer you can get here (which is aboz 40ct ). Or we go into a pub and have a few pints of guinness.

Srsly only 2months to go and I`m 18. Time is running. And I have my special plans for my birthday already. It`s gonna be epic (for me, I won`t celebrate the end of my youth)
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If you're going to be drinking alcohol to get drunk, then fuck spending money

EDIT: drinking Coors.
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Okay fuck that cheap wine I got something better now!

Gooseberry Wine!!

200ml = about $7.
I love the medival christmas market for all their weird alcohol they have there. You just gotta love the hot mead there!! I`d also like to mention I`m just drinking because I got an A+ and a B+ today in school.
Go me!
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Looks like you stole the bottle from your Chemistry class.
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Had a bloody maria earlier today at work. I prefer gin in place of vodka but the tequila was nice touch. Vodka just kind of sucks.
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Had a bloody maria earlier today at work. I prefer gin in place of vodka but the tequila was nice touch. Vodka just kind of sucks.


Nah not if you have good vodka. I had the same view on the russian water but then I tried Absolut, Skyy and Russian Standard and they made me change my opinion
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Okay fuck that cheap wine I got something better now!

Gooseberry Wine!!

200ml = about $7.
I love the medival christmas market for all their weird alcohol they have there. You just gotta love the hot mead there!! I`d also like to mention I`m just drinking because I got an A+ and a B+ today in school.
Go me!

Did that come with a conversion kit? Cool bottle. And congrats on those great grades, Gommers. *spelled that way to yank Paddy's chain*
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Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon as a big "fuck you" to all those hipsters. Since I don't actually like it I am just being ironic, you know?
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Got my Christmas season bottle of Bailey's today. I'm a happy camper.
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Hey baby, if you want some Irish cream I can...ahhh fuck this.
 
Old 2010-12-16, 18:41
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This would make an awesome present: http://www.amazingclubs.com/beer.html

The Beer of the Month Club is the perfect gift for any beer lover! Each month we'll deliver 12 full-sized bottles of hard-to-find, specialty microbrews from award-winning, regional breweries across the country. Each shipment will include four different varieties of premium, hand-crafted beer carefully selected by our experts and brewed in limited quantities by master brewers nationwide. We sample hundreds of microbrewed beers every year and only the best-of-the-best become selections of the Beer of the Month Club. We offer 3, 6, and 12-month clubs and a Beer of the Season Club with new selections each spring, summer, fall and winter.

3 months is about $100.
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HOLY SHIT this is great.
Good find man. I also like the BBQ Sauce Club
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Yeah, a friend signed me up for the 3 month hot sauce one and I'm stoked for it. I'm currently torn between the hot sauce and beef jerky one for my father's Dyldomas present.
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Dear CHRIST don't let that be a euphemism. If it is I'm guessing you're the one who married Pr0az.
 
Old 2010-12-28, 12:03
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Why are you quitting? Good luck. Don't be afraid to get help if its a huge problem.



Can't always drink the bests, unfortunately.



Well, it was getting to be a problem that was impacting work a little bit.

Either way, that lasted about a full week before I gave up on that one.. hah

Been doing better though, the main thing is I can't drink liquor on work nights. I'm on leave now for the holidays so I am stocked up with rum. Drinking some Smuttynose Winter Ale right now, it's pretty tasty stuff. They make solid beers.
 
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drinking some Fat Tire Amber Ale

Do I sound cool yet?


Had some at the bar the other night, decent beer man. For some reason I swore it was called "Flat Tire" and not "Fat Tire", but it's the South so we pronounce things messed up.
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Lonely or just drinking to have something to do?
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Dear CHRIST don't let that be a euphemism. If it is I'm guessing you're the one who married Pr0az.


Would that make their combined name Pr0azDyldo?

I cannot believe I typed that.........
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What post are you quoting? Probably a mixture of a number of things. Those two included, but also cause I love getting drunk and also I love trying new beers/liquors (particularly scotch or bourbon).
 
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drinking some beer called Lagunitas Maximus IPA right now, its pretty good and 8.2%

I also bought a 750 of Evan Williams, it is cheap as shit whisky but I have been drinking it straight for the past few days somehow
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Splurged a bit on beer tonight. I bought Duvel's Special Edition Tripel Hop ($21!) and Trappist Rochefort 8 ($6).

Duvel is one of my all-time favorites and I saw they had a few of this special edition so I bought it. The bottle is fucking posh. 750 ml bottle, silk-screened label, specs and hops used on bottle, heavy paper hop and a brew informational booklet hung around the bottle. I'm about halfway through it right now and it was definitely worth the splurge. Painfully delicious. Its still a bit cold so it hasn't warmed up to its full flavor yet but its already amazing and has me buzzing. 9.5% compared to the normals 8%.

I have not opened the Rochefort 8 yet, though. I might save that for tomorrow night in case I get a little too tipsy on the Duvel (had some wine beforehand) to make sure I enjoy it as I've never had it but have seen it pretty high up (along with the 10) on some beer lists.

A couple of you suggested the St. Bernardus Apt. 12 and I almost shit myself a few nights ago when I saw that a liquor store I used to work at back in HS had it. I bought.. but it was actually the Tripel that I had bought so I was a bit disappointed right when I got home and realized it wasn't the same. The Tripel was alright. My taste of if might have been a bit obscured because I was drunk by the time it had chilled but it wasn't anything too remarkable. I'd like to try it again, but just by the bottle and not the 4-pack I eagerly bought.
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Just finished the Trappistes Rochefot 8. I really think it is one of the greatest beers I have ever had. Lightly thick, beautiful, chocolaty, and amazingly smooth. Going to buy one tomorrow. Just fucking great.
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Bevmo! has $1 beer tastings on Fridays. I just found out. Now I really like Fridays!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anyone watch Brewmasters on Discovery? That show rules. Go Dogfish Head.



This show is definitely one of my new favorites. It was crazy seeing Sam Calagione actually go to Egypt to get yeast just from the air particles.


It was also sad as shit to see $400,000 of 120 IPA being flushed down the drain for not meeting standards. Shit, I woulda taken it off their hands.
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Bevmo! has $1 beer tastings on Fridays. I just found out. Now I really like Fridays!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does that mean you pay 1 buck and can try as much beer as you want to?

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I doubt they are going to let you get drunk :P
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Yeah, they'd probably cut you off if they noticed it was your 5th serving of the 12% Dogfish Head. There are 5 beers you can try for $1 and they give you a little cup. I tried each one a couple times. They have a cheese selection to taste, too.
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I'm a little bit jealous right now. Sounds like a fucking great offer
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Yeah, they'd probably cut you off if they noticed it was your 5th serving of the 12% Dogfish Head. There are 5 beers you can try for $1 and they give you a little cup. I tried each one a couple times. They have a cheese selection to taste, too.


Apparently after receiving my Discovery Channel degree, beer & cheese happen to go hand in hand together. Certain "types" of beer go with cheese. It was surprising to me.
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Beer and cheese are a great mix. Here's a great article on it.

Had Dogfish Head's Santo last night, it was pretty good. I didn't really like it when I sampled it but decided to give it another chance and it was much better in a proper glass with a head and all. Strong, though. 12%!
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Drinking King Cobra right now. As shitty of a beer as it is I can't help but love the novelty factor associated with malt liquors, especially ones that are hated by all. Just had a buddy my guitarist is recording drop off a case of Ninkasi for us. Guess that's a pretty big step up eh?
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Old 2011-01-26, 21:10
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I don't see why 40's are so shitty. I like them, as well as other cheap beer.
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That's because you're cheap. Probably drinking Colt 45's wit da homies.

Did you guys see the beer glasses that are magnetic and fill from the bottom up? They control the amount of foam on top that way. The magnet seals the bottoms at a certain amount. I think they're in Pennsylvania. I saw them on the news a day or two ago.
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Found it here. Pretty clever invention for your regular on-tap beers that don't need any special pouring or glass.
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That's because you're cheap. Probably drinking Colt 45's wit da homies.

Did you guys see the beer glasses that are magnetic and fill from the bottom up? They control the amount of foam on top that way. The magnet seals the bottoms at a certain amount. I think they're in Pennsylvania. I saw them on the news a day or two ago.

Probably. but I also like the microbrews my dad gets, and that shit aint cheap
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That be it! I didn't know the magnets were disposable. I hope false teeth don't have magnetic parts or someone might get hurt. pacemakers? oh my....Someone will change the design to make them reusable, I'm sure. In fact, tapered design along with compression fittings would do it. Patent that, please.

I wanted something lime flavored last night, but hubby didn't have access to anything so he got me a Smirnoff blueberry lemonade. Man, was that tasty. It's malt and sour and quite good. I did my usual lush-like drinking and dark about 1/2 a small bottle.
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well I fucking lost it last night

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I hope you found it today. A statement like that has a lot of options.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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That was one thought that had crossed my mind. Are all involved and the walls intact today?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2011-01-30, 20:51
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Nothing like the next morning's "dude, I'm sorry about last night" mass text.
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Nothing like the next morning's "dude, I'm sorry about last night" mass text.


Never ever send a text like that to the guy where you were partying. That'll make you look like a complete douche, meaning you confess you lost control over yourself and that would scale you down on the coolness barometer.
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I remember someone long time ago putting a hole in my bedroom door after being out with his friends. One of the few times the evening was lost. The next day while trying to figure out why his hand hurt I recollected the tale of the night before, adding that I'd said none of them would remember what the argument was about. They didn't. I still do. It was all over who had the bigger pocket knife. It went from laughs to f.y's and them storming out to their separate ways. 'tards And the major reason I'd never drink over my usual half to 2 limit of anything. And also why I cannot stand drunks.

*off soapbox*
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2011-02-01, 08:53
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I remember someone long time ago putting a hole in my bedroom door after being out with his friends. One of the few times the evening was lost. The next day while trying to figure out why his hand hurt I recollected the tale of the night before, adding that I'd said none of them would remember what the argument was about. They didn't. I still do. It was all over who had the bigger pocket knife. It went from laughs to f.y's and them storming out to their separate ways. 'tards And the major reason I'd never drink over my usual half to 2 limit of anything. And also why I cannot stand drunks.

*off soapbox*

That's pretty funny. I think an argument over knives is still better than an argument over a skanky party ho. I'll probably just offer to drive this weekend.
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Splurged a bit on beer tonight. I bought Duvel's Special Edition Tripel Hop ($21!) and Trappist Rochefort 8 ($6).

Duvel is one of my all-time favorites and I saw they had a few of this special edition so I bought it. The bottle is fucking posh. 750 ml bottle, silk-screened label, specs and hops used on bottle, heavy paper hop and a brew informational booklet hung around the bottle. I'm about halfway through it right now and it was definitely worth the splurge. Painfully delicious. Its still a bit cold so it hasn't warmed up to its full flavor yet but its already amazing and has me buzzing. 9.5% compared to the normals 8%.

I have not opened the Rochefort 8 yet, though. I might save that for tomorrow night in case I get a little too tipsy on the Duvel (had some wine beforehand) to make sure I enjoy it as I've never had it but have seen it pretty high up (along with the 10) on some beer lists.

A couple of you suggested the St. Bernardus Apt. 12 and I almost shit myself a few nights ago when I saw that a liquor store I used to work at back in HS had it. I bought.. but it was actually the Tripel that I had bought so I was a bit disappointed right when I got home and realized it wasn't the same. The Tripel was alright. My taste of if might have been a bit obscured because I was drunk by the time it had chilled but it wasn't anything too remarkable. I'd like to try it again, but just by the bottle and not the 4-pack I eagerly bought.


I've never even seen that Duvel, now I'll have to keep my eyes peeled in the Belgian section.

That sucks you got the Tripel. I felt the same way, that it was good but nothing crazy. Look for that Abt 12..it's a quad and has a blue label. It's one of the best beers in the world.

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It was also sad as shit to see $400,000 of 120 IPA being flushed down the drain for not meeting standards. Shit, I woulda taken it off their hands.


I've only seen two episodes so far, downloaded them all since I missed it for whatever reason. Is it still going on or is it only 6 or so episodes?

You know they used to make early beer and lambics by just opening the windows and letting wild yeasts (during certain seasons) ferment the wort in the brewery? Crazy stuff...not too many people do that these days.

Sipping on some random beers. Had a couple Smuttynose IPAs and some Brooklyn Black Chocolate Stout. Both are great beers that you should try if you haven't.
 
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I had a shot of 4 Horsemen the other day. Equal amounts of Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, Jim Beam and Jose Cuervo in a double shot. I felt my soul dissolve instantly.
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I had a shot of 4 Horsemen the other day. Equal amounts of Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, Jim Beam and Jose Cuervo in a double shot. I felt my soul dissolve instantly.


sounds not too bad. cheap enough are those bottles anyway
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Drinking some Laphroaig...room temp, no ice or water. Lawdy this stuff is delicious!
 
Old 2011-03-25, 22:59
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the duvel tripel hop wasnt worth the cost imo, and thats coming from somebody who loves duvel with a passion. better off just getting delirium tremens and a regular duvel together instead.

love laphroaig. got a bottle of cask strength for christmas. if you like the 10 year youd love the cask strength. also love talisker and highland park
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Yeah. I had it again recently with a normal Duvel and there wasn't enough difference for the cost. I recently had Duvel Green which is there newest installment. Its basically the normal Duvel but only on tap with less fermentation, if I remember correctly. Its good, but it really doesn't have the same quality of taste. I'll be trying it again at the bar I know that has it so we'll see how it goes on a second round.
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Old 2011-03-26, 10:41
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