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Old 2005-02-25, 16:38
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Old 2005-02-25, 22:25
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Old 2005-02-25, 22:55
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Tut Tut Frosty, the doctor has diagnosed you with a serious condition.. an addiction to shitty beer!
 
Old 2005-02-25, 23:16
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Old 2005-02-25, 23:20
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Well, then you're cursed with the lack of motivation to get a better job and buy more.
 
Old 2005-02-28, 17:52
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My sister finally sent me some pictures of me from this past Christmas when my face was shaved, but they're too big....damn, I look weird....


......
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2005-02-28, 18:03
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Yeah dude, shouldn't have shaved that beard off...
 
Old 2005-02-28, 19:49
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......

i have that same exact clock in my room haha
 
Old 2005-02-28, 20:43
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-02-28, 23:09
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That would be so fun to stare at while in bed, and the glow would put me to sleep while I was listening to a song in my head.
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Old 2005-03-01, 02:39
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......


I have that clock!
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Old 2005-03-01, 08:06
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well, i finally got rid of it

no hair mo fo
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Old 2005-03-01, 10:42
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Old 2005-03-01, 13:46
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well, i finally got rid of it

no hair mo fo

?!?!?!, what the hell? You actually had some cool hair, why didja cut it?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-03-01, 15:20
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well, i finally got rid of it

no hair mo fo


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Old 2005-03-01, 18:20
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well, i finally got rid of it

no hair mo fo


lol you look like me now!
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Old 2005-03-01, 23:59
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well, i finally got rid of it

no hair mo fo


Now you don't look like me!
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Old 2005-03-04, 05:35
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Me... before I shaved my head (I have hair again now, but not as long --) BTW, check out the cool lookin' face that turned up on the right behind me. It's weird but definitely looks like there is a face there. No?
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Old 2005-03-04, 11:11
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I can see the face.
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Old 2005-03-05, 04:12
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well, i finally got rid of it

no hair mo fo

WHY
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Old 2005-03-05, 04:22
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i think i remember him saying somthing about a girl friend the first time he mentiond cutting it.

haha hes fuckin whiped
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Old 2005-03-05, 04:24
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I was offered $200 to shave my head and I still didn't do it. Maybe I am retarded.
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Old 2005-03-05, 04:25
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I was offered $200 to shave my head and I still didn't do it. Maybe I am retarded.

I'd say...you made the right choice.
 
Old 2005-03-05, 04:31
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I have better tits than Bia.
 
Old 2005-03-05, 04:31
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i think i remember him saying somthing about a girl friend the first time he mentiond cutting it.

haha hes fuckin whiped

Shaving his head for a girl.. That PUSSY!
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Old 2005-03-05, 04:37
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I have better tits than Bia.

You probably do...
Of course...the guys are going to need to confirm this now....heh heh
 
Old 2005-03-05, 04:40
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Eh, not really it's evident in the pictures that mine own. But of course they want to see them.
 
Old 2005-03-05, 07:59
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You probably do...
Of course...the guys are going to need to confirm this now....heh heh

In order to make an objective decision, we'll need Dame to photograph herself naked with "metaltabs" written above her tits.

And no conveniently placed hands this time.
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Old 2005-03-05, 08:12
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No tit shots from me (luckily)...

#1 : Performing wedding ceremony for some friends after buying one of those $30 minister certificates online.
#2 : Listening to Cannibal Corpse while roto-tilling the yard.
#3 : Posing at work so my co-workers can have fun with photoshop.
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Old 2005-03-05, 13:45
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THE OFFICIAL PHOTOBOOK THREAD!!!!
 
Old 2005-03-05, 13:45
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THE OFFICIAL PHOTOBOOK THREAD!!!!
 
Old 2005-03-06, 04:33
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Here's 2 new pics of me. The first one is a close up of my face for Dame, and the other is me outside in my leather jacket.
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Old 2005-03-06, 04:37
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THE OFFICIAL PHOTOBOOK THREAD!!!!

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Old 2005-03-06, 06:30
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In order to make an objective decision, we'll need Dame to photograph herself naked with "metaltabs" written above her tits.

And no conveniently placed hands this time.


Fine but I want to see a picture of YOUR tits!!!
 
Old 2005-03-06, 08:36
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Damn, last time I checked I didn't have any. Still, I didn't say mine were better than Bia's. If you're going to say that, you better have naked evidence to back it up
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Old 2005-03-06, 17:45
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for all those questioning the reasons for me cutting my hair, velcro is sexy....oO....apparently.
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Old 2005-03-07, 00:02
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Ya know, I've always thought it was kinda sexy when a guy can stick a velcro shoe to his head.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2005-03-07, 00:53
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Damn, last time I checked I didn't have any. Still, I didn't say mine were better than Bia's. If you're going to say that, you better have naked evidence to back it up

Fine, I'll pose in my PRS tank top.
 
Old 2005-03-07, 03:07
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Old 2005-03-07, 03:40
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2005-03-07, 09:19
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We need more legs, non-clothed ones. Seriously.
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Old 2005-03-07, 09:23
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haha if you fliped that shirt upside-down it would say 69.
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Old 2005-03-07, 09:35
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69 makes me think of women, I don't know why...
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Old 2005-03-07, 09:49
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?!?!?!, what the hell? You actually had some cool hair, why didja cut it?



no he didnt
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Old 2005-03-07, 11:00
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69 makes me think of women, I don't know why...


I can't help you ... sorry
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Old 2005-03-07, 12:13
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haha if you fliped that shirt upside-down it would say 69.


Nope, it'd still read 96. No mathematical transformation will yield '69' from '96'.
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Old 2005-03-07, 14:06
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Nope, it'd still read 96. No mathematical transformation will yield '69' from '96'.


that's true ! turn your monitor, that's the proof :P
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Old 2005-03-09, 15:21
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Nope, it'd still read 96. No mathematical transformation will yield '69' from '96'.


Look at it from a mirror
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Old 2005-03-09, 15:43
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Old 2005-03-09, 15:44
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Old 2005-03-09, 15:58
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Old 2005-03-09, 17:10
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You do know Transient is gonna pretend he's a girl now, right?
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Old 2005-03-09, 20:25
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First girl to show her tits gets a custom title.


So me showing 90% gets what?
Hell...I even wrote Metal Tabs on em.....by myself in the mirror......give a gal some credit will ya!
hehehe
 
Old 2005-03-09, 21:48
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ahahahahaha

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Old 2005-03-09, 23:35
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So me showing 90% gets what?
Hell...I even wrote Metal Tabs on em.....by myself in the mirror......give a gal some credit will ya!
hehehe


I think your display should count, imo. "1st place Metaltabs rack"
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Old 2005-03-09, 23:40
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Haha! Yes!
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Old 2005-03-09, 23:46
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Old 2005-03-10, 00:16
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Hold on a sec.......you know.....any guy sporting some pride could always PM a gal!
 
Old 2005-03-10, 01:20
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So me showing 90% gets what?
Hell...I even wrote Metal Tabs on em.....by myself in the mirror......give a gal some credit will ya!
hehehe

Where?
 
Old 2005-03-10, 01:23
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search a few pages back, jarrod. it's there all right.
 
Old 2005-03-10, 01:25
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We need more legs, non-clothed ones. Seriously.

Fuck it...I'm bored...enjoy these abominations...heh heh
(taken last weekend)

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Old 2005-03-10, 01:28
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Oh yeah, I see.

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Old 2005-03-10, 01:31
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I did one boobie pic that was retarded.....dont confuse it with this one which I was Proud to write Metal Tabs on em.

http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=4531
 
Old 2005-03-10, 01:34
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for fucks sake put some pants on
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Old 2005-03-10, 01:34
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I did one boobie pic that was retarded.....dont confuse it with this one which I was Proud to write Metal Tabs on em.

http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=4531

Heh, cool, but I'm in class right now. Don't tempt me.
 
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noooooo you retard, don't encourage her.
 
Old 2005-03-10, 01:38
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maybe this thread should be renamed to "Bia Official Porno Thread"
 
Old 2005-03-10, 01:40
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maybe this thread should be renamed to "Bia Official Porno Thread"

If that's Porno to you.......you need to get out more!
Seriously
 
Old 2005-03-10, 01:44
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haha raptures under age(?) his porno is the victoris secret cataloge
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Old 2005-03-10, 01:55
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If that's Porno to you.......you need to get out more!
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you know what i meant, bitch. dont be so fucking stupid
 
Old 2005-03-10, 01:56
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haha raptures under age(?) his porno is the victoris secret cataloge


there is NOTHING wrong with that!
 
Old 2005-03-10, 02:03
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fuck man does anyone else get those like every 3 hours? seriously the come all the time its insane
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Old 2005-03-10, 02:04
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Old 2005-03-10, 02:05
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you know what i meant, bitch. dont be so fucking stupid

I don't mean to single you out here, but please, don't start. This type of thing can ruin a thread.

Bia, don't respond to it.
 
Old 2005-03-10, 02:05
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I did one boobie pic that was retarded.....dont confuse it with this one which I was Proud to write Metal Tabs on em.

http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=4531

whoah you almost saw some nips in that one. that doesnt count though.

and that other Dame chick should do some tit pics too. she'd get like 13987459813751057489371051893457 custom titles then.
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Old 2005-03-10, 02:13
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and that other Dame chick should do some tit pics too. she'd get like 13987459813751057489371051893457 custom titles then.

hahahaha. Right on.

And nope, the said picture quoted above does NOT count, for the record.
 
Old 2005-03-10, 08:31
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I think you now have an official loading page there

it would definatley pump up the sites ratings!
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Old 2005-03-10, 13:36
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i just saw Dame's picture and she looks pretty hot to me, Dame, show some boobs please.....in the other hand...Bia's boobs are OK....keep showin
 
Old 2005-03-10, 13:51
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Old 2005-03-10, 16:20
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Yeah, but that's only in mathematical terms. For an average person, he couldn't care less if it doesn't yield 69.
 
Old 2005-03-10, 17:05
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Old 2005-03-10, 17:45
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whoah you almost saw some nips in that one. that doesnt count though.

and that other Dame chick should do some tit pics too. she'd get like 13987459813751057489371051893457 custom titles then.

haha.

still, there wasn't any photo on the last page. which is wrong. this is a photo thread. show your ugly mugs!
 
Old 2005-03-10, 18:10
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WE WANT TITS GOT DAMNIT! SHOW US YER TITS!
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Old 2005-03-10, 18:38
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I don't know why I never posted here...

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Old 2005-03-10, 18:41
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You guys are so totally metal!
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Old 2005-03-10, 18:48
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I'm actually really the only one who listens to metal. It was a joke, we were having fun. You know, that thing you do when you hang out with friends. Oh yeah, your sarcasm isnt funny at all.
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Old 2005-03-10, 18:51
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I'm just fooling around, nice Slayer shirt dude, I want one...
 
Old 2005-03-10, 18:57
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I got it like 5-6 years ago. Its the only Slayer shirt I wear since no one has it. Not many people sem to ahve this hoody either...
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Old 2005-03-10, 18:58
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never seen that one either!

cool hoodie. how old where you on that pic?
 
Old 2005-03-10, 19:16
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Thoes are like from 3 weeks ago or so. So I was...17.
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Old 2005-03-10, 19:23
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I'm actually really the only one who listens to metal. It was a joke, we were having fun. You know, that thing you do when you hang out with friends. Oh yeah, your sarcasm isnt funny at all.

its a funny pic though, the guy in the middle looks like on of the suicidal tendencies dudes!

17, I expected you to be way older for some weird ass reason.
 
Old 2005-03-10, 20:33
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hehe, suicidal rule! bet your ass im going face first in the graspop dirt this year
 
Old 2005-03-10, 20:34
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Haha, Re-spect! that's golden Doc, you deserved a beer right there
 
Old 2005-03-11, 08:27
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Old 2005-03-11, 13:58
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bwahaha....John, I could sooo picture you with that glass of beer pondering over some math.

Do you always dress like that?
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Old 2005-03-11, 14:34
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ahahahahaha

i dont want one that bad


Are you sure don't want it that bad, or you just can't get your hands on a wig? They are pretty cheap, you know. Or, you could just use a mop. "Hi, my name is... Sally!" Ahahaha, I slay me.

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Nobody here would have the balls to do that anyway.
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Old 2005-03-11, 15:20
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Nobody here would have the balls to do that anyway.


Don't temp me or I'll post a pic of my balls I have no problem with nudity, but my wife would be pissed. She is greedy about me.
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Old 2005-03-11, 15:23
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bwahaha....John, I could sooo picture you with that glass of beer pondering over some math.

Do you always dress like that?


Nah, it was fancy dress - that's actually my old school tie but you can't tell from the picture because it's quite dark and just looks black. Everybody had to go as either a schoolboy/girl or school master/mistress and I think it was the first time I didn't wear a black shirt in a year!
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Old 2005-03-11, 15:24
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Don't temp me or I'll post a pic of my balls I have no problem with nudity, but my wife would be pissed. She is greedy about me.


Best not tell her about metal=life then
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Old 2005-03-12, 22:20
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Haha John, you remind me of my friend Jon.
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