Question is....are they mine or my disfunctional friend Ashleys?
Oh...and Ashley cant JAM
LMAO

hahahah. There seems to be hands in the way though

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yeahh!! now we're talkin

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haha, holy shit, nomad should put that on the front page of the site

pffffffft, i could do better.

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bring it on fuckfrost! haha.

Hahahahaha, that was fun. Let's see some specific names next time. Don't do it for a month, though. That way you'll stick around and see whose names are worth being written on your or your friends body parts. Since I rule, I want my name somewhere, and here are the body parts that are acceptable for my name-

1. Upper lip- my name would make a fucking awesome mustache, although I'm not sure you'd want one.

2. Forehead- because that shows dedication. Don't ask me how, I'm making this up as I go along.

3. Ass- because I want to see naked female ass. It could be yours, your friend's, your mom's, some lady who lives around the block, or a picture of somebody you don't even know that you found on the internet and photoshopped my name onto. I don't care.

4. In between the shoulder blades- because it tickles when somebody tries to write something there, which makes it hard to stand still. It's also harder to wash off. This also shows dedication, and unlike #2, actually makes sense.

5. Just above the beaver- see a combination of numbers 1 and 3. Yes, my name in ink would make excellent pubic hair. Let's be honest, though- I just want to see some vagina. Everything in #3 applies here as well.

By the way, if anybody else wants to write my name above their lip, that would still kick ass, even if it was just MetalThrashingMad.

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hahaha, thats so pointless its funny. Good work chris.

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For the love of all that is holy my wife just came in here just where I clicked on that pic. Now she thinks something is up. lmao.

nice btw. nice! My wife is comparing hers now. lol

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I'm sitting next to a female so I'm going to click the pic in a few minutes...

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oh bitchin

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Pshh, she';s still there, and I'm not sure if I shoud click the link and have her see it. shit up...

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Let here see it and if she has anything to say about it tell her that this is what real women do, put them out there.

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Jesus christ... taking your advice was like fucking a worthless mortality. I feel like having more beer now.....Shit bia...what you would do for a metaltabs site.......

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Click the fucking link you pansy boy. She's seen girl parts before.

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She is the coolest chick ever here.

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You got that right buddy.

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I'd get mad but nascar is on.


Chris-

South Park-Cancelled

Episode where humans find out that earth is a big reality T.V show, where aliens from other planets tune in to watch us all duke it out. It had a good concept. Kind of funny because they made it seem like everybody would be pissed off about it, but in the end everybody was ecstatic because they were on T.V.

Hay! We are on the topic of Metaltab loyality here. Try not to change the direction of things or there will be no new pics. lol

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Then post a pic fuckhead, or I'll ban you. hahaha

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Since my name's Cloaca, it would only make sense to...............

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I have no pic worth seeing.

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I could post a few pics of my bald head

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...it would only make sense to what? You're not going to post pictures of your cloaca, are you? If you must, at least put somebody's name near it, this way, when I'm done cleaning the vomit off of my keyboard, I can laugh and say "wait a minute... did that have Transient's name on it?", at which point I'll look at the picture again, see Transient's name, and then realize it wasn't funny enough to be worth having to double check and see it a second time.

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Don't feel too bad about it. I can still see a few spikes........

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Hahaha! No not mine....... Bia's. Come to think of it though, I guess she ain't a frog.

But in case you were still wondering, I would have put Transient's name on my date.

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Let's see it you son of a bitch.

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I'm sure she has a nice cloaca, but just to get this out of the way, let's keep everything with just jokes for now. I'm not saying you in particular, but I just have a feeling people are going to seriously start hounding her for pics of her tits. If she wants to post them, great, but let her do it on her own. Now that the idea has been thrown out there, she can decide whether or not she wants to do it, and there's no reason to repeat with the asking.

Remember, even though she has a vagina and most of you don't get laid much, she's still just a guitarist, she's really just one of us. I'm not saying this to protect her because she's a girl or anything, I'm sure you'd feel uncomfortable if Transient starting hounding you for pictures of your ass.

Like I said, nobody has been bad about anything yet, I just had a feeling maybe people weren't going to let it die, so this is just to nip it before it buds.

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no let it bud, then nip it. then you can smoke it and get high

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Yeah, that's fine. Personally, I have not said and will not say anything derogatory towards Bia or her tits/other parts of her anatomy. I was originally just commenting on your idea, saying that mine would be a suitabe name to write down because of its meaning.

And Transient's been bugging me for pics of my ass every time he asks me to tab early Gorguts songs (that a lot). I am no longer uncomfortable about it. Who knows, he might even get one or the other..... But not both.

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Yeah, I know, you've been a good boy, I'd even pat you on your head if I could reach through my computer just to assure you. Well, literally the cloaca thing wouldn't work, since the cloaca isn't really an ass so much as it is a combination anus, urethra, and vagina in females. It was still a funny joke, thoguh. You know what, come to think of it, I'm curious how the hell birds breed. It seems the way they are built it would be rather awkward, doesn't it? Maybe it's just me. Snakes can entwine their bodies, so that's easier.



The same thing with me and the Jesus Wept tab. I wasn't sure which one to do, but I was having trouble trying to get a picture of my own ass, so I just figured, what the hell, I'll tab it for him. He also asked JohnMansley, but you've have to ask John whether there were any inappropriate picture requests. I've seen pics of John, and he's a sexy bastard, so I'd have to assume there were.

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Good, the cloaca thing was not supposed to be taken literally.

I don't know how birds mate either, but I'm assuming the beak is involved.

Well, as for transient, I know he wants pics of my ass more than Gorguts tabs, but since I'm a self conscious bastard, I might just tab instead. Or maybe I'll just tease him with a close up of my middle toe. He's into feet. Big time.
John is a sexy bastard, I even put pics of him on my site. Click the sig. Ooo baby.

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Are you sure about the beak? Maybe for oral. I was thinking maybe they used the wings, you know, the male has sex with the females wing, and she rubs the ejaculate all over her cloaca. Yeah, that sounds about right. Well, I've figured this one out. I should write a book about this.

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Haha, Transients got a Cloacal obsession? haha. I'll post my photo I suppose, my Girlfriend took after fucking with my hair, or maybe its just messy from what we were doing before...

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sure whatever you say matey...

what is this with transient's obsession with anal cloacas and such?! he never hounded me for sex or pictures or anything when we tabbed amon amarth together....maybe i'm just not sexy at all

and powersoft, i'm sorry man i have been TRYING to get pictures of myself up, but they're all too fucking big KB-wise

agreed

what is a cloaca?

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its one of the member here....

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yea I know that, but cloaca and chris where talking about a cloaca or somthing I think... but I'm good at misunderstanding things so...

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Yup, you want photo proof of that too?

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andy- open up the pics is regular "paint" then save them as jpeg from there, it will decrease the size (kb) alot

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yeah, but once you do that, be sure you're dont editing the pic. Lossy compression will ruin the picture.

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bia rules

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OR....email me your pics....I can fix them ......size/resolution/whatever you need.....I'm a WIZ with PaintshopPro. Can also make a collage or add text/borders/effects......and I enjoy doing it.

This image is an example of massive overkill to show some of the tarded things you do to pics.

fuck that your teasing me. im goin straight to porn.

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I think I'm gonna send bia some of my band's pics to mess up with paintshop

I'm making a fool of myself with this insanity.

Grrr, you make me want to know metal girls.

The cloaca is the vent of non-mammalian advanced vertebrates. Fish have something similar, but they don't call it a cloaca. Amphibians, reptiles, and birds (which are reptiles, actually) have a vent called a cloaca, it's a multi-purpose vent used for expelling solid and liquid wastes as well as for reproduction.

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So close yet so far away.







I wish my girlfriend didn't hate getting her picture taken.

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just bringing this thread back up to the top and letting Bia know that i still want to see her tits.

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Well, the pictures above got pretty close.

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Those ARE tits....what the hell you guys want ....a nip pressed on the lens!?!?

LMAO

Well, its obvious that you have done nude photos of yourself.. You've just covered the good parts with flames and what not.
So please, it would make a lot of people here happy, take the flames out and take some more pics

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That sounded very polite. I do agree it would lighten some people up!

Lil' bit of randomness: I like this ROFL!>> Everything is so funny with him! Hey, he'd be able to censor things too! He has many uses.

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Well it couldn't hurt!

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the mob has spoken!



i do dude, but it's STILL too frickin' big, and if i do it anymore it will be so small it's pointless.

posibly the pictures are huge (which the digital camera i have access to does), make the pictures physically smaller, save them as a jpeg, when i did this the pictures stayed the same size in kb, to fix this i opened them in paint again (the newly saved jpegs) and resaved them to a different file name, which fixed the porblem. Don't ask why becase it seems fucking stupid to me too.

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That would be funny as hell if it was so close that it was just blackened lol. No one has said this yet so I want to just let you know that you have the nicest rack out of all of Metaltabs. # freaking 1! None better in all of Metaltabs. Just wanted to throw that in btw. You are awsome

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you guys are pathetic

Mind explaining?

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[Uhhhh... edited 'cause it was a dumb post]

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i just meant begging for porn on a tabliture forum...why not find a good porn site?

because they are all kids and when their parents look at their Internet history, MetalTabs.com looks a lot less suspicious than drunkhookersincompromisingpositions.com

edit: hey look, post 666

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this thread is going to be a crappy one.

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Exactly.

Well, no not really.

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powerful answer.

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are you joking?

Or maybe we just want to see some metal chick skin?

Or a nice breast with the word metaltabs written on it.....I guess it's a fetish thing

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hmmm possible !

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Nothing wrong with a nice rack with Metaltabs on them. Why are some of you so uncomfortable with having a few pic of a nice rack here anyway? Besides Bia is a cool member so give her some praise.

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It's just the simple nature of man to want to see boobs. There's nothing wrong with it, it's perfectly natural. You are a man right?

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no...i'm a god <--that means im feeling like imposing my wrath upon the infidel inferior humans

Ok, time for you to see a psych or grow up

You don't like boobs? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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A lot of transvestites call themselves gods....or so Dissection says.

Edit: Haha, shameless ripping of Dissection to gain e-credibility. Is it working?
Seriously dude, what the fuck is up? It's exactly this type of thing which prevents cool chicks posting their tits online!

Way to jump the gun guys...

Not once did speak ill-mannered towards bia...so i dont know where that accusation came from

and how can you have the audacity to tell me to "grow up"? youre the one slobbering over pictures of breasts on a forum.

And yes, i said i was a god to cover up my secret of being a transvestite...

Well if she sees the word "pathetic" on the same page as "please post your tits", it'll give her the wrong idea. Meh, I dunno.

What's wrong with looking at tits on a metal forum? Don't be so uptight man.

And about the transvestite thing, yeah that was a bad joke.

haha, i have nothing against you, i just think you guys are being a bit up tight over a statement

Slobbering! ....Well yea.... so what? I got them in house too lol. How about you? Nothing wrong with more.

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Not to quote Ron White... well maybe: "You see one pair of tits, you want to see the rest of 'em."

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You can't really say that without knowing what kind of a rack BrokenCrimson or Wally's mom have. Not that I am saying they are better (or worse) than hers, or that they should show theirs, just that maybe some people have forgotten there are more than two tits on this forum and you can't rate the only two you have seen the sides of as the best.

BTW, everybody needs to take it easy on this Kalmahswamp however he spells his name guy. He was just kidding.

I also take back what I said about restricting your T&A requests, Bia seems to be amused by the attention, and I don't mean that in a bad way.

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uhm, photothread...

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My sister finally sent me some pictures of me from this past Christmas when my face was shaved, but they're too big....damn, I look weird....

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No chance of me showing anything so just let that slide. I feel nudity should be reserved for people with deep affection and love for each other. My husband is the only one who will ever see me. And that's the way I've always been. I've always marched to my own drummer and been a non-comformist. I've never been into guys who were like that either. That's a major turn-off to me. Probably why I stayed a virgin so long.

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Lmao, so true

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haha, I'm a virgin because I just don't get any.....

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its latin for sewer

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Good things come to those who wait. Trust me.


OWWWWWW!!!

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in case you miss it in the rtt

MTM/Execrator/Trans

http://img190.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img...coriated4zo.png

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at least tell me your not going to so i dont come to this thread and keep hitting refresh.

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I just read the last 3 pages.....seeing I was gone for about a week or two.
Here's the deal.

I CRAVE attention.......no prob admitting that. I also have been pretty much online unrestricted since I was around 13 so know FULL well the deal with guys and e-passion.

The covered breasts pics I shared are about AS extreme as I'll go.....in fact...you guys have gotten to see more than most as I did minimal coverage on those. So any comments about what I share in the photo forum are taken well by me.....and you guys make me laugh with how serious some of you get discussing this......I'm HAPPY to amuse/excite anyone!

::evil grin::

Darn, no e-tits for us..

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I feel like def

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...st/Feb24_04.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...st/Feb24_03.jpg

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here is my first appearance on metaltabs. except for that shitty picture which has been in my profile for about 3 days. oh, and this one was taken about 3 months ago. and my my eyes arnt that down most of the time. i wanted the flash to show on the side, so there it is.

oh, and recognize somethiing familiar in the background???

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it is www.metaltabs.com on the monitor in the background ?

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Timedragon, where you stoend when you took that picture?
Anyways, did you reverse the image or something? Why?

I think he used a mirror

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