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I really liked the suit, Tranny. My first thought about the hair was omg the 50's slick look. Brillcreme --a little dab'll do ya! But insurance salesman or preacher also came to mind. Either way I wouldn't trust you. 
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Yeah, we stalk every girl unlucky enough to have a pic make its way onto this site.
Though I wouldn't do the same if I were to post a pic - keep in mind that there are fewer pictures of me than of Terrence Malick and that the obsessive documentation towards which most people put their photography disgusts me, so this is almost purely hypothetical - you have to respect Tranny's desire to avoid plastering somebody else all over the internet in a futile attempt to sate some strangers' cloying, intrusive 'curiosity.' I don't give a damn what his date looks like, and I don't need to a see a picture of her to prove that to me. I know it already. I knew it before I knew he was going to the prom. If I cared at all, it was only to see if he cleaned up well or was, like most metalheads who wear t-shirts to the exclusion of all else, an ugly chimp in a nearly-as-ugly suit.
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SFU420, you are the epitome of the stoner look. 
Here's some more pics of me. Why post more? Because I can. And we just got a digital camera. I love the 21st century!
And since most of you insist on living by "logic" and "reality", here's the explanation for these flaming piles of shit in the form of wasted pixels. "grinfinger", self explanatory. "im happy", my grim, bummed out look. "wwweee", I have no clue. I think that's my "hey, little girl, you wanna eat some candy in my magical flying van?" face. "eaterofchildren", warped "grinfinger". Mwahaha. And "snarleycharlie" is my dog Bentley gettin' pissed off (my sister named him that, so I just call him "butley", "buttface", "the buttmaster", "the evil dr. buttfuck", "lord butthuffer the third", "binky butt", "mr. chickenbutt", "butty-butt-butt-butt", etc etc...). This is all for now.
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you MOLESTOR
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So im not the only one who pictured him to communicate in grunts?
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SFU420, you are the epitome of the stoner look.
Here's some more pics of me. Why post more? Because I can. And we just got a digital camera. I love the 21st century!
And since most of you insist on living by "logic" and "reality", here's the explanation for these flaming piles of shit in the form of wasted pixels. "grinfinger", self explanatory. "im happy", my grim, bummed out look. "wwweee", I have no clue. I think that's my "hey, little girl, you wanna eat some candy in my magical flying van?" face. "eaterofchildren", warped "grinfinger". Mwahaha. And "snarleycharlie" is my dog Bentley gettin' pissed off (my sister named him that, so I just call him "butley", "buttface", "the buttmaster", "the evil dr. buttfuck", "lord butthuffer the third", "mr. chickenbutt", "butty-butt-butt-butt", etc etc...). This is all for now. |
you are easily the freakiest looking person i have ever seen 
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mortp'--You are definitely an animated character. You'd make a good clown.
Lots of cool pictures. My big black doggy does that when she "smiles." She looks like she'd eat your arm off, but she does it when she's very happy.
Shark--Your bookcase actually looks worse than mine. I didn't think that was possible.  Ya look like a Marine, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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you just need to find the passive little boy who will be too scared to deny "GET IN MY VAN YOU LITTLE BASTARD"
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"hey yall... dont spose youve got a van thats been all tricked out to look like an ice cream truck do you? that plays a little tune thats fun for the children? de dee de dee de du du...aaah"
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Great...another pothead!
I've turned into what I used to hate...although when I was 16, I had a blast. Just don't delve yourself to deep into the drugs brother!
Good choice of music tastes.
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Great...another pothead!
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Yah...I'm a quarter retarded from the shit, and I didn't even really do very hard drugs.(well, not heroin, meth, crack)
Anyways, better post a pic or we get yelled at!
I've matured so much since I was 16! 3/4 Dominican Rum, splash of coke.
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
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perfectly legal, the addict can keep their lives somewhat together,the habit can last as long as 50 years solid, a whole life of pure misery is at your disposal
a herion junkie without a trust fund, maybe 5 years,jail or dead
crack addicts last a little longer but soon go to jail, they cant keep shit together sucking dicks and keeping out of the reach of the law
meth is gotta be the hardest way to go out tho, but still a short lifespan without benefactors
you all should learn soon bragging about the amount of drugs you done dont mean shit. the more you near 30 noones gonna be around to care
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Maybe Shark has a book there that will explain that. IF HE CAN ONLY FIND IT !!!!
Bassb' that picture cracks me up.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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There, that's all I needed to post. Now fuck off.
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That is completely irrelevent to what you said earlier. If you are going to say some stupid shit like that at least justify it.
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So I'm not the only one who thinks he looks like PeeWee am I?... and he was a pedophile..
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I don't know if he was a pedo, but I know he's one of the people who caused an Abe Lincoln effect shooting someone in the back of the head at a theater.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Think about it. I did hear that PeeWee got busted for something else, but I don't remember what it was now. Something about being a perv though.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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At a porno theatre and went to the front and "exposed" himself on stage...that's all.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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So I'm not the only one who thinks he looks like PeeWee am I?... and he was a pedophile..
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Are you, Robbie? Not that I'd want to see that.
I meant a perv as in getting busted for doing something considered perverted by law standards. I explained what I meant to nh' on msn.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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But i don't quite follow what you mean anyway so yeah.......
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Give Peewee some respect...not jerking off to a porno is a waste of time.
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I dont think theres anything wrong with combats in boots. But, its just the way you are standing, and you look so lost at that moment. its lolful. the combats just give it an extra lol, somehow.
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Dare I say you just became a whole lot less intimdating? The once blank spot in my mind representing the face of Transient -- so possibly brutal and fear-provoking -- is really just the stuff of a pedophiles daydream. Still, it's the guitar that counts, and it makes up for it. Anybody looks cool behind the right instrument.
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He's a serious, angry guy under the skin.
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hahhahaha
i dont normally look quite THAT young, its the frazzled hair...
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2006-06-02, 18:55
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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It might just be the goofy expression on your face. For a guy who's into body building, you sure seem skinny.
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2006-06-02, 19:51
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Skinny doesn't mean you don't have muscles.
I used to be into all that stuff but i gave up and now i'm just normal.
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