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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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Well, well, well. Time to post updated pics of meself. I rarely take pictures but I'm doing a wedding (the music for it -- piano) coming up later in May and my mom thought it would be a good idea to take some pics in my crappy cheap-ass suit. There's more, but hell, I figured this would be enough (get your barf bags ready). So here's your dear pal MortPayne making sweet love to the camera.
("wallguitar" features my sweet new electric)
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Well, well, well. Time to post updated pics of meself. I rarely take pictures but I'm doing a wedding (the music for it -- piano) coming up later in May and my mom thought it would be a good idea to take some pics in my crappy cheap-ass suit. There's more, but hell, I figured this would be enough (get your barf bags ready). So here's your dear pal MortPayne making sweet love to the camera.
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Well, well, well. Time to post updated pics of meself. I rarely take pictures but I'm doing a wedding (the music for it -- piano) coming up later in May and my mom thought it would be a good idea to take some pics in my crappy cheap-ass suit. There's more, but hell, I figured this would be enough (get your barf bags ready). So here's your dear pal MortPayne making sweet love to the camera.
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Nice guitar And don't listen to Phishface. He likes your guitar too. Keep you guitar where it is comfortable to you. Don't matter if its on your nipples or knees as long as you feel good and comfortable while playing.
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Well, well, well. Time to post updated pics of meself. I rarely take pictures but I'm doing a wedding (the music for it -- piano) coming up later in May and my mom thought it would be a good idea to take some pics in my crappy cheap-ass suit. There's more, but hell, I figured this would be enough (get your barf bags ready). So here's your dear pal MortPayne making sweet love to the camera.
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You look like a child molestor in that third pic, and you're about the whitest person I've ever seen.
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2006-05-07, 17:25
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How did you guess my secret hobby? And yeah, I'm pretty pale. But those pics have horrible lighting so I'm even lighter.
And yeah, I like my strap kinda low. I think I used to where it even lower. I feel like it wants to eat me if it's too high. I'd prefer to have the option of hiding a spontaneous hard-on.
EDIT: How about this?
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You look like a child molestor in that third pic, and you're about the whitest person I've ever seen.
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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Awesome pics, and hair, heh. Congrats, that would be awesome to get married on a beach.
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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heheh yes i know and thank you.
oh and i was hoping for that reaction to that pic. ^__^
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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GOD, YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER! UGH! YOUR POSTS ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF ME!
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Hahaha yeah.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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Congrats, Pineappley!!But notice you got very few comments about posting your hubby's picture. Makes me wonder about the rest of the guys here. hehe
Souli's picture made me choke on my oatmeal. I love that shot.
I could picture Phil' making that face as a 5 year old which was pinchable cheek cute. 16 days. Whoo-hoo! What are you gonna do when you get out? You're going to have to figure out what to wear besides old dead green.
The birdfarm pictures were hella cool. I could smell sea air right from the getgo and it made me smile. I guess it's something internal because I've always been that way.
I missed going on a dependents' cruise on the Shitty Hawk CV 63 because Denny had watch so I didn't go. I went twice on a fast frigate though and it was fun. The Uss Gray FF1054 I believe. They did a banked turn and we almost lost a kid overboard who was close to the edge of the ship. lol
Lots of cool pictures people.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Thats awesome...
is it a coincidence you called me jimmy? I earned that name here too somehow...(in El Paso I mean)
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Long live DIMEBAG
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Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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May the best cunt win.
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Myspace took my cute new band logo down! I guess I can't get too mad, it did have a slaughtered seal, but that means someone reported us! LMFAO
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Thats awesome...
is it a coincidence you called me jimmy? I earned that name here too somehow...(in El Paso I mean)
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All I did was save to desktop/copy the picture labeled "jimmy." And I didn't change it.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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It's the middle of the night and Bob is gay.
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Pickin' on my baby. Sheesh! I sure would like a donut though. I know I'm a thunder thighs anyway and don't need it. It's nice to hear that little Aussie voice I've never heard telling me I'm a fatass for encouragement and resistance.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Bobbi...your son drinks too much.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Well, now we know who the real dumbass is. See what the army does to you?
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Long live DIMEBAG
ROGspace Cunts. Book us
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Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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May the best cunt win.
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Poor baby. You have less than 2 weeks, don't you? Pretty soon you'll be a single digit midget.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Does that mean he lost a testicle?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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I know a guy who had to get a testicle removed...he was jerking off once and the tubes intertwined..cutting off the circulation to one of the testicles..it said it grew huge. lol, no joke.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Long live DIMEBAG
ROGspace Cunts. Book us
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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May the best cunt win.
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POINT OF THE STORY WAS HE ONLY HAS ONE BALL
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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I know a guy who had to get a testicle removed...he was jerking off once and the tubes intertwined..cutting off the circulation to one of the testicles..it said it grew huge. lol, no joke.
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He was holding his balls and they intertwined..he never goes too much into the story...but he didn't go to see a doctor until a couple of weeks after because his testicle was double of the size.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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He was holding his balls and they intertwined..he never goes too much into the story...but he didn't go to see a doctor until a couple of weeks after because his testicle was double of the size.
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Haha, i have a friend who had the same problem, but by stacking a bike.
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new ink: its a Junko Mizuno (japanese artist, awesome graphic novelist as well) stripper atop a my little pony.
image- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/Twine/019.gif
(its kind of blurry cuz my camera sucks. its also uber scabby right now so you cant see it too well, but the tattooist did an excellent job. it matches the above image perfectly.)
placement for reference - http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ne/DSC_0012.jpg
when i have more money i will get it coloured. it sucks cuz right after i get a tattoo i always want forty billion more, but i am not rich. oh sadness. three is such a sorry number. i need moooooore.
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Nice tattoo, I only have one..but it extends to my wrist so it counts as at least four..pain wise..
Vatos Locos forever Ese! *Takes sombrero off*
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Nice tattoo, I only have one..but it extends to my wrist so it counts as at least four..pain wise..
Vatos Locos forever Ese! *Takes sombrero off*
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thank you and yes that does sound painful. But oddly enough i giggled through all my tattoos. i have really high pain tolerance. So now ts become this experiment for me, "how much pain can i handle" next up its nipple barbells for me. fuuuun. the stripper tattoo you see up there is the beginning to an entire mizuno junko sleeeeve of dooom. cant wait til i have money lol. I just really love her work.
i also have a neotraditional black heart with bat wings on my right hip bone. it has a banner on it that says hopeless. (this one has very important meaning to it and its a long story so for all of you it will just be a mystery muahaha)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/Twine/tummay.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ne/508f3701.jpg
my second tattoo was the word scrumptious (with a little star on the end) on my left collarbone. Once again, really long story if you wanna know, just pm me.
its in script and its backwards. and i love love love it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...scrumptious.jpg
but not as much as my junko mizuno stripper.....
oh and here i am humping an underage sign.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ne/DSC00351.jpg
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Nice tattoo, I only have one..but it extends to my wrist so it counts as at least four..pain wise..
Vatos Locos forever Ese! *Takes sombrero off*
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I have one on the side of my rib cage under my arm, it fucking hurt.
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i want a tattoo on my ribcage really really bad. i just have no idea what to get there.
what does yours look like?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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You do know BassB' is part of an infamous Mexican gang, right?
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You do know BassB' is part of an infamous Mexican gang, right?
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It doesn't symbolism myself being a member or of gang activity..it symbolizes the wacko shit my best friend of nine years got into...before he got taken down.
It's not out of hatred, it's out of love.
Although yes, perhaps I should of got it on my back...but he would of thought it was badass on my arm.
Metalheads with gang tattoos unite.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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I worked with an ex-sailor and he said he had a little tattoo on his back that he got in Italy or someplace like that. He took his shirt off so we could see it and he had a whole mountain scene complete with animals, a river and trees from armpit to armpit and up to his neck. That's the biggest one I've ever seen and the details were great.
BassB' -- I feel special cuz I knew your tattoos story. Maybe the reason you're so undecided is because of the story behind the one you have.
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It doesn't symbolism myself being a member or of gang activity..it symbolizes the wacko shit my best friend of nine years got into...before he got taken down.
It's not out of hatred, it's out of love.
Although yes, perhaps I should of got it on my back...but he would of thought it was badass on my arm.
Metalheads with gang tattoos unite.
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It doesn't symbolism myself being a member or of gang activity..it symbolizes the wacko shit my best friend of nine years got into...before he got taken down.
It's not out of hatred, it's out of love.
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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man thats a far out sleeve you got there, was it like spaceships and stuff, i couldnt make it out
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man thats a far out sleeve you got there, was it like spaceships and stuff, i couldnt make it out
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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dude seriously that is probably the gayest use of colors ever
little space ships and stuff? why are you getting that done
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible
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dude seriously that is probably the gayest use of colors ever
little space ships and stuff? why are you getting that done
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haha oh well, i like it.
sqol that cab looks nice. should look pro all covered up
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I like it. I find the colors like mellow and shit, it was cool. Nice tatoo. I was going to get the words La Vie Est Prelude on my back, but I changed my mind, I'm getting a Dimebag RIP tatoo.
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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dude seriously that is probably the gayest use of colors ever
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
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I know a guy who had to get a testicle removed...he was jerking off once and the tubes intertwined..cutting off the circulation to one of the testicles..it said it grew huge. lol, no joke.
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I think that's pretty cool dude....
And NHoE nice picture lmfao!
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haha oh well, i like it.
sqol that cab looks nice. should look pro all covered up
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im not trying to make fun of you its just
well maybe i should stop. but why are you having the universe tatooed on your arm
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i want a tattoo on my ribcage really really bad. i just have no idea what to get there.
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Some sort of a zipper would be clever...
perhaps leaking blood or partially open exposing insides.
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BassB' -- I feel special cuz I knew your tattoos story. Maybe the reason you're so undecided is because of the story behind the one you have.
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I liked grimsweeper's sleeve...
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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I'm planning a very expencive sleeve for my right arm, the general theme being thorns and butterflies and lanterns, blending into a stylistic wing at the shoulder blade HOWEVER I am utterly fucking broke and the total of that job will be in the thousands, so I'll have to wait until I have an income.
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i want a tattoo on my ribcage really really bad. i just have no idea what to get there.
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holy god thats something britney spears would get
what the hells wrong with you guys? metalheads usually get tattoos of baphomet or zombies, not cute little spaceships in maroon skies and stenciled stars
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holy god thats something britney spears would get
what the hells wrong with you guys? metalheads usually get tattoos of baphomet or zombies, not cute little spaceships in maroon skies and stenciled stars
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It's the southern cross you dumb shit.
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holy god thats something britney spears would get
what the hells wrong with you guys? metalheads usually get tattoos of baphomet or zombies, not cute little spaceships in maroon skies and stenciled stars
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Way to piss off the Australians, you beef-witted little shit. Have you never seen a Southern Cross before?
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holy god thats something britney spears would get
what the hells wrong with you guys? metalheads usually get tattoos of baphomet or zombies, not cute little spaceships in maroon skies and stenciled stars
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A zombie tattoo...hmmm..sounds like something I could get!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Way to piss off the Australians, you beef-witted little shit. Have you never seen a Southern Cross before?
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Way to piss off the Australians, you beef-witted little shit. Have you never seen a Southern Cross before?
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what the hells wrong with you guys? metalheads usually get tattoos of baphomet or zombies, not cute little spaceships in maroon skies and stenciled stars
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notice the firepower of amps
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2006-05-13, 04:59
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: D-town biatch!
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What sort of music do you guys play? Gotta link?
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2006-05-13, 05:12
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: providence
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supposed to have a myspace band page up soon. just started doing local shows so hopefully there will be something up on the net in the next week
EDIT: dooooooooooom
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2006-05-13, 05:16
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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Awesome man, let me know when you guys get some mp3s...
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