Compared to what?

Chris is right. Everyone who disagrees with Chris, or even values the other option beyond any other imaginary being, is wrong. Jung is a jackass.

OK...so I'm a fucking Tard...Bite Me!!!






lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...al/tardbia1.jpg

Wow, you drink a lot of Coke.....

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your jacket is legendary, jacket-man.

Ooh I have a leather biker jacket, can I be cool too?

Yikes. Hmm..

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Taken about 15 min ago

well your definitally not the average photoshy chick huh

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Black Metal In One Picture:-

http://img40.exs.cx/img40/3624/santafaust9rt.jpg

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Me and my couple of friends....we are camera crazeee.
I have literally around 2500 pics of us.
However that one one was moments ago.
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lol what the fuck is that stick supposed to be?

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I dunno but that picture is awesome

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haha that fat dude could be the blue clown from spawn

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blue clown from spawn...ahahahahaha

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Younguitarist sent me that link of the fat black metal kid. He said it was him, and I believed him..

And damn, potsmoker, you look a lot like Pat O'Brien!

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Can you not see? That stick is a grim tribute to Xcuthlulu the neco cat god!
Man, if only we had those kind of stand up comedians.

a la Bill Bailey? You know he'd do something like that

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Haha, that would be comedy gold! I prefer Bill Bailey as a comedy actor though, on stage he's not as funny.

bill bailey is a brilliant stand up.

uuhh and i dont have a photo, but i can do one better,

http://www.romanbath.co.uk/celadore/mfiles/media.htm

on there you will find a prototype for the ricky raven and the jackdaws internet releases. watch the doctor dick video, im in there somewhere.

i do however, put certain cercumstances on viewing.
1. you must have watched "diagnosis murder" at least once.
(dick van dyke hospital murder mystery tv program)
2.none of this is metal. if you dont like that, dont bother with it. simple. you must have an open mind.

you might want to listen to some tracks from fishtales too, theres a wide variety of musical styles.

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Sorry about all these lightning bolt effects in the last couple of pics......I just upgraded my PaintShopPro and am having fun!

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So. How old are you?

hehe, the e-loser is getting is finding himself an e-chick!
(check her profile)

ok so what are we looking at in her profile....??

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Her age, apparently.

Derrrr...want me to do the math for you?
I'll be 20 June 23rd.

Um. Okay. I know.

Nihilist be the pimp daddy!!

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your name is by far the most predictable and lame name ever. try to think up something original next time, before you rag on other people

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how is transient lame? shit before i came here i never heard the word

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Why do you keep hiding your face in the pics?

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not in all of em, look in her profiel pic

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Oh i see.

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These ar deeper in this thread.
http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=4471
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...al/tardbia1.jpg
Chances are...I'll bore you to death witn non stop posting. ::evil grin::

Is that BLS?

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Fuck no! Only losers wear the WWF Championship Belt... everyone knows the Tag Team Titles are were its at.. DUH

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really?!....fuckin' hell

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by all means, not. That's what this thread was invented for.

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Holy shit, this made me laugh my ass off... Don't be so defensive. He was just quoting something I had said to him, because his name is really, really, super gay. He's not trying to say your name is stupid, and even if he was, who cares, right? It's no big deal, you certainly shouldn't be offended by it.



Boy, you don't know where it's at... All the cool people know the Intercontinental belt is where the money is.

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This is an update. The links to the old pics are dead, thanks a lot, shitty host that won't be mentioned because I don't want people to even know you exist.

This is what I look like relaxed. I know I don't look relaxed, but that's how I look.
http://img127.exs.cx/img127/2203/DSCN0404.jpg

This is the look that got me your mom's panties. I had to break into your house and raid her dresser, but that's beside the point.
http://img127.exs.cx/img127/4997/DSCN0403.jpg

Yes, those ARE my real eyes. I'm part robot.
http://img127.exs.cx/img127/2865/dscn0405b.jpg

This is after a gig with my imaginary band, you'll note the venue is very large and adoring fans are at my feet. Keys to hotel rooms have been thrown at me, including your mom's.
http://img80.exs.cx/img80/3006/DSCN2038.jpg

Here are new pics I took today-

Just a regular pose.
http://img105.exs.cx/img105/5690/dscn34195di.jpg

Goofy wrestling pose.
http://img105.exs.cx/img105/910/dscn34271sg.jpg
http://img103.exs.cx/img103/427/dscn34285he.jpg

Older pic. I look like a little boy playing with his legos... in 1976.
http://img130.exs.cx/img130/2245/dscn28988ri.jpg

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awesome. don't take this the wrong way but, you really really look a lot like lister from red dwarf (minus the big dreadlocks and probably the lower class english accent of course )

I s'pose I can't take offense considering I've seen neither Red Dwarf nor this Lister feller. I generally avoid shows that have anything to do with dwarves, whether they are character in the show, or they are talked about in the show, or the name is simply in the title of the show. I should point out, however, that I saw a yard gnome once- it didn't scare me.

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hmm. it's an early 90's BBC comedy about the crew of a futuristic space ship (taking it's title from the kind of star, not a painted gnome). and the effects and props are as bad as 60's shows like Doctor Who oh well, it's nothing to do with dwarves but if you haven't seen the show there's no matter.

it is a dangerous snake ? Is the poisen deadly ?

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That is the worst excuse to avoid a TV show i've ever heard, (regardless of how sarcastic/cinical you are trying to be). It doesn't impress......If you are up to date on any sit-com(of the highest calibre...), then you'd know how godly the early Red Dwarf was and is. But don't judge it on the forth-coming film...

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late 80's, to be precise....(sp?)...And another thing, as much as i have to defend this show. The bad probs & stupidly terrible episode plots are(for the intellectual)all a piss take on the whole sci-fi explosion of the 70's, in which decade the creators grew up in. I'd go into more....but, fuck it...watch it, understand it, like it.

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considering the amount of unseated...ooh i dunno, hatred i have for some of your posts.....you do look like one of the most intelligent people i've seen on this site.


























































































i still deplore you.

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Chris are you mexican or something?

you gotta be the only dude here to have "gone with the wind" on their bookshelf

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Haha, well spotted, i see a starwars box-set in there too!

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well who doesnt have that!

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i take it you dont?

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Nah i dont.

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some guitar
http://community.webshots.com/photo...268054759rpDWuD

beeeeeer (pre tattoos)
http://community.webshots.com/photo...241870949SaNrAZ

this pic about sums up my life, haha
http://community.webshots.com/photo...268065091ghhGVb

so fucking metal :P
http://community.webshots.com/photo...268042243hljypi

1950's leaning on car shot
http://community.webshots.com/photo...268041603RxhsAf

grim
http://community.webshots.com/photo...268062810mApDXU

and some rock n roll
http://community.webshots.com/photo...267120444mSuVkv

You are big and mean-looking

Just great, now Tranny is going to be schwackking it to your pics...

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As to all the movie references, none of those are mine unless Platoon is up there. I don't watch movies very often, and I only own a couple, mostly taped off of TV. I do own lots of tapes, but they are mostly TV shows, baseball games, serial killer documentaries, and wrestling. What few movies I do own are Platoon, Ghost Dog (I highly recommend anybody checking this movie out, it's fucking weird and awesome), and some lame comedies like They Call Me Bruce (which I also recommend you to check out).



No, I don't keep dangerously venomous snakes. It's illegal in the state of Massachusetts for me to keep them even if I wanted to, and if I got caught keeping one, they could send me to jail and take away my entire reptile collection, which, admittedly, is pretty small.

Those are Python regius, a very commonly kept snake here in North America and in Europe among reptile hobbyists. In the US we call them ball pythons (for their defense mechanism of rolling into a tight ball with their head in the middle), in Europe they might be called either ball python or royal python (not to be confused with the giant regal python, Python reticulatus. They are native to Africa, where they are collected in scores, dumped off at warehouses, where most of them starve or dehydrate and die. Then, those still alive are shipped abroad, where they usually die and are usually infested with parasites. Then they are bought by owners who generally allow the animals to starve, freeze, dehydrate, burn, or otherwise find death or grave illness. Then people like me are supposed to save them, using our own meager funds, of course.

Those two snakes came out of animal rescue work. It's depressing work, but somebody needs to do it, I suppose. Anybody who ever wants to buy a snake should buy from a reputable breeder or from a dealer who has authentication that the animal was bred and not stolen from the wild, no exceptions.



It's not really an excuse to avoid the show, nor is it sarcastic or cynical. It is a joke, but I'm not really sure what category it would fall under. It's certainly not satire. Oh, well. I've never seen the show for two reasons #1. up until now, I'd never heard of it, #2. they apparently don't show it here in the US and probably never will.

It was just a joke, don't read to much into it or into dwarves. They don't bother me, although, I have to admit, leprechauns sort of give me the willies. You can just tell they're trying to hide something. Smarmy bastards.



No, though the mistake is certainly understandable. The Hispanic sounding last name is actually Portuguese (I'm sure Pandemonium would see this a mile away, haha, living in little Portugal). Hispanics usually spell it either Rezendez or Resendez. The Portuguese usually spell is Resendes or occasionally Rezendes, as is the case with me. My skin complexion and facial appearance is the result of my white father and black mother, but I do understand I look hispanic and take no offense at this, nor am I bothered by the fact that you would ask me.



Did he really need the pics? I mean, I'd just assumed he already wrestled the one-eyed monster while reading my posts. I mean, I know FBS does.

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me with my bros dime he just got:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...st/Feb10_06.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...st/Feb10_05.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...st/Feb10_04.jpg

It got damaged durring shipping, and hes FUCKING PISSED!!!!

He lives in alberta, and I had to send him pics of the damage... here they are:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...st/Feb10_02.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...st/Feb10_01.jpg

and yes... ITS IS!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...st/Feb10_03.jpg

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Excuse me if I'm ignorant here, but if he lives all the way out in Alberta, why did he have it shipped there? I could be wrong about this, and if I am, feel free to correct me, but isn't Alberta about as far away from Nova Scotia as you can get in Canada without being in British Columbia? If I remember correctly, the provinces that border the US would go, from west to east, BC, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick, and then isn't Nova Scotia kind of like either an island or peninsula off the coast of New Brunswick? I'm not as good with geography as I used to be, so if I'm wrong, sorry.

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interesting, I don't think I've ever seen your face before cause it's usually covered by hair.....

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all of his shit is here, DVD's clothing, cd's, comics... he lives in alberta but the place hes in is really small and shares it with 2 other people in a 2 bedroom apptment (the other 2 are BF/GF), so when he buys things thru ebay he shipps them here, and trust's the one person (my self) to watch his shit. and I already have 2 dimes, so he shipped it here, and i put it under my bed in the case with my red dime, while my dimeslime is on a stand being played everyday, hes also moving out of alberta to ontario so its really easy to get his stuff from halifax to toronto then a red-neck oil sand town way up in northern alberta.

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This one is for you...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...st/IM002124.jpg

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Nice pics guys...all the ones posted today!
Thanks for sharing.

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Holy shit you're ugly.

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yep, im still the best lookin guy here

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I love them sweets

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I know im hotter then you

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Here's me being 1337:

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Of course.






Here's another:

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You look 100% Portuguese Pandemonium.

Umm, I'm the one of the whitest (palest) people I know. I have an English, French, and Slovak background...

Ah ok, maybe it's the just the hair and goatee

No way man, because this is model material...

and I don't even have the facial hair yet...I'm all the more sexier now.

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Boy, you got a purty mouth.

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God Damn your sexy!

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Heres one of me in the morning, feeling fresh so dont fuck with me...

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you are the brother of Tom Angelripper, aren't you ?

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Haha Slabbefusk you look very Swedish (well obviously)
Me:
http://img70.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img7...dscf00562uu.jpg

That gave me a good laugh.

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Lower class?! Lower bloody class?! Just because he's from Liverpool doesn't mean he's lower class. Some Scousers even use knives and forks to eat with so I don't know where this lower class thing has come from.

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So just what is it that you are showing here I know there is a guitar and all but my wife just seen me looking at those pics and wanted to know why I was looking at them. There is more skin then guitar you know.

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yeah yeah, you've got boobs and we don't. rub it in

i have boobs.

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busted!

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I COULD put my face in those...but cropped them out seeing they are much older pics I found on my old pc. I think I was like 16 there....so your wife caught you looking at underage boobs!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!

hehehe

Hahaha.

post new ones.

yeahh!!! now post that same pic... without the clothes

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Thats definatly the pic of the day.

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Doesn't that middle finger get in the way of playing the guitar? UNless of course you're "posing."

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That's the F chord silly!

i can't seem to find em...

























zing.

What part was the funniest? The fact that these snakes are more common in captivity in the US (not even counting Canada, Europe, and elsewhere) than they are in the wild throughout their entire natural range? Or the fact that broke people like me have to clean up the messes made by irresponsible losers with too much money on their hands who buy a snake to show it off because they think it's cool?

I guess it is kind of funny in an abstract sort of way, you know, like if you somebody on a different planet looking down on the Earth, trying to get some sort of semblance of how these people act. I'd probably get a kick out of Earth. Hell, I'd bet we're all like some big sitcom being taped for the viewing pleasure of the inhabitants of distant galaxies. I'm putting down $5 on that. Anybody want in?



Hahaha, that was funny. I've love lame jokes. I'm not being sarcastic, either, I really do like corny jokes. I used to always tell these cheesy jokes, pretend to laugh, then really laugh at the expressions of everybody's faces or their comments.

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My thats exactly!

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hahaha, thats a good one.

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F chord...pshhh...

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So what you're saying is you want TITS?

Yes, tit's is what they want.

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