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Old 2006-04-05, 04:44
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This was taken probably a little over a month ago...damn I lost muscle mass.


The small Hypocrisy shirt...
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-04-05, 05:25
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-04-05, 06:42
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it was my mates 18th a few weekends back, i was in town with my mate going to see a film, then we got dragged to london by my other mates and ended up getting drunk and going to various clubs and a casino. i got through the night with only £10 and still managed to get wasted, AND get in all the clubs and everything...good night
i seem to be screaming in every shot (i'm the one in the purple/brown hoody who looks like a tramp (who's screaming))

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fuck man!!!!!! you just made me and my friend crack up on about EVERY photo. we said, "theres no way he is going to do that face on the next one" every fucking time!!!!!!! wahahaha! thanks man, that was insanely funny.
 
Old 2006-04-05, 07:33
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Fuckin brutal


Thanks man, thats the shirt when I sit down, my gut slids out...haha, I need to switch to low carb beer.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-04-05, 08:11
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I need to switch to low carb beer.


Low carb doesnt mean low alcohol does it?

If so, just wear a corset
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-04-05, 08:34
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Low carb doesnt mean low alcohol does it?

If so, just wear a corset



Usually and......hmmmmmmm.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-04-05, 09:49
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You'd look stunning. Just get one with Cannibal Corpse graphics printed on it
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-04-05, 10:10
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Old 2006-04-05, 11:40
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That's actually quite a pretty corset. If it's guts though maybe a girdle would be better. Make sure you get the kind with the hooks to hold your nylons up.
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Old 2006-04-05, 15:25
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http://www.suziclarke.co.uk/images/...1750_corset.jpg

You'd look stunning. Just get one with Cannibal Corpse graphics printed on it


Cannibal Corpse is TOO EVIL...I don't even listen to metal, I'm just hear for the sexy mens with long hair.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-04-05, 15:59
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Cannibal Corpse is TOO EVIL...I don't even listen to metal, I'm just hear for the sexy mens with long hair.

What the fuck?
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Old 2006-04-05, 16:19
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Old 2006-04-05, 16:25
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the guy on the left looks like he needs one as well....
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Old 2006-04-05, 17:06
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Old 2006-04-05, 22:00
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Old 2006-04-06, 02:06
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Me and dad (I had a big wad of gum in my mouth.)


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Old 2006-04-06, 04:50
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Old 2006-04-06, 05:26
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Nice shirt
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-04-06, 13:36
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haha thanks
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Old 2006-04-07, 13:24
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me about a couple of months back with wet hair after i got a trim


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Old 2006-04-09, 01:41
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Old 2006-04-09, 01:49
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Old 2006-04-09, 02:00
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Old 2006-04-09, 02:16
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Old 2006-04-09, 06:34
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Some new band photos (Minus Fiona)

Band Left to right: Me, Henry, Gaz, James.

Henry, Me, Gareth, James.

There were a couple more but im lazy.
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-04-09, 11:37
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Some new band photos (Minus Fiona)

Band Left to right: Me, Henry, Gaz, James.

Henry, Me, Gareth, James.

There were a couple more but im lazy.

Look like a lively bunch.
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Old 2006-04-09, 15:07
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Oh, you guys are just cuties, ain't ya?
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Old 2006-04-09, 16:43
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Some new band photos (Minus Fiona)

Band Left to right: Me, Henry, Gaz, James.

Henry, Me, Gareth, James.

There were a couple more but im lazy.


James looks like he's straight out of the 70's
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Old 2006-04-09, 18:03
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Some new band photos (Minus Fiona)

Band Left to right: Me, Henry, Gaz, James.

Henry, Me, Gareth, James.

There were a couple more but im lazy.

Cool pics
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Old 2006-04-09, 19:57
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James looks like he's straight out of the 70's


In the second picture they all do. And I know. I was there.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2006-04-09, 19:59
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Hehe, yeah I'm lovin the retro look. Damn, I need to get some band pics done for Necrotic... and a drummer
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Old 2006-04-09, 21:54
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-04-09, 22:49
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Riiiight. I'd be too much woman for any of you clowns anyways.

:P No groupie. I didn't say "I'd hit that."
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-04-10, 01:30
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Old 2006-04-10, 02:16
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No she's serious. She's almost too much woman for our house, and I don't think any of you guys are 2000 square feet or more...
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Old 2006-04-11, 20:25
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Fuck you, fatass.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!

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Old 2006-04-11, 20:27
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Hahahaha, Henry may be keen
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-04-11, 21:54
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Old 2006-04-12, 00:20
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Old 2006-04-14, 15:31
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Old 2006-04-15, 04:50
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Riiiight. I'd be too much woman for any of you clowns anyways.

:P No groupie. I didn't say "I'd hit that."


Nice burn I remember when he said that, "I'd hit that" line too.... *stares at Opethfan*
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Old 2006-04-15, 04:57
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Was that about your little kid? Because that seriously wasnt me!! I can remember reading that and being like sick fuck.

Im not that demented.
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-04-15, 05:05
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Shit, I'm sorry if it wasn't you. I remember it being said but I decided to just forget about it. Nothing I could really do, you know? I really don't remember who it was either now.
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Old 2006-04-15, 05:10
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Haha nah its alright, i wasnt quite sure what you were talking about, then i remembered the 'I'd hit it' from somewhere.

I did however say your kid was cute on one photo on here
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Old 2006-04-15, 05:30
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Lol of course kids are cute, but some sick fuck on here once posted, "I'd hit that" and kept backing it up. Someone from Mass. if I remember right. I could have driven there and been at the front door by morning if I wasn't sure they were just trying to be a smartass.
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Old 2006-04-15, 06:04
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I'd hit it.


Haha thought it was this cunt ^

The next post was

"I'm going to kill you"

I may be lame for going thru 100 pages to find that, i just wanted to make sure that i didnt say it haha I wasnt sure after thinking about it
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-04-15, 06:15
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Dude... Thank you. Pande was the one that said it. I didn't expect you to do that, but thank you anyway. It was worth knowing who said it. I think he might have had the same avatar as you then and that is one of the reasons I thought it was you.

Again, my deepest apologies. *stares at Pandemonium*
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Old 2006-04-15, 06:41
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http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Compan...00&endYear=2005

here is my benevolent, metalhead, pot smokin self. apparently i look like emma watson. hah


http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Compan...00&endYear=2005

gahaha, I also look like emma watson, nicky hilton in this pic..and most like Holly Marie Combs..whoever that is

And for the males I'm Merry from LOTR/Lost..and Wilheim Frick. WTF
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-04-15, 06:48
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BassB...!? WTF are you talking about? LOTR, I know what that is but what are you talking about?
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Old 2006-04-15, 06:52
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OMG! Nevermind, I see what this sight does.
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Old 2006-04-15, 08:21
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OMG! Nevermind, I see what this sight does.



Probably hordes you with gay porn sites when you sign up..
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-04-15, 15:19
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2006-04-15, 17:13
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Old 2006-04-15, 17:37
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haha Jim Morrison? Yngwie? Ringo? this thing's cool.


carrot top???
 
Old 2006-04-16, 00:27
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Why is there some large fucking grey area covering half the site. I can only see 1/4 of the left side of each picture.....
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Old 2006-04-16, 00:33
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carrot top???

nah, actually his face strucure is nothing like carrot tops. just his hair, and the site doesnt analyze your hair
 
Old 2006-04-16, 19:42
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2006-04-16, 20:07
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Cool pic, man. I talked to her on your msn, she seems nice.
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2006-04-16, 20:10
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haha she told me about that, she said you were really nice and interesting. i think she has a new view of metal heads now (other than me of course )
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2006-04-16, 20:38
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Old 2006-04-16, 22:08
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Old 2006-04-16, 22:30
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Old 2006-04-17, 00:11
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Cool pics man
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2006-04-17, 02:48
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hahaha ashley olsen and P. diddy i m an ugly motherfucker!

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Old 2006-04-17, 02:49
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2006-04-17, 02:57
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Old 2006-04-17, 03:56
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i have that shirt



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Old 2006-04-17, 05:47
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Bass' ass ownage.

http://img100.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bass5ch.png

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view Ho file
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Old 2006-04-17, 06:03
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Hahaha, that face recognition thing is quite amusing.

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http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Compan...00&endYear=2005

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Old 2006-04-17, 06:10
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Got some different results for this photo:

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Compan...00&endYear=2005

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Liv Tyler - 67%
Benicio Del Toro - 66%

Check out what it says for my backpack strap, which apparently looks like a face...
 
Old 2006-04-17, 06:13
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holy shit harrison ford looks like your backpack strap!!!
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Old 2006-04-17, 06:14
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2006-04-17, 06:18
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Old 2006-04-17, 06:30
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Old 2006-04-17, 07:07
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Old 2006-04-17, 08:48
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haha, I tried two different photos, and got completly different results even though I didn`t look much different in them.
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Old 2006-04-17, 09:42
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Old 2006-04-17, 09:48
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is your name gary oldman by any chance?
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Im a quadraplegic.

Youve made me cry


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Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.

RIP this guy
 
Old 2006-04-17, 19:00
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Bass' ass ownage.

http://img100.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bass5ch.png

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view Ho file
last activity: blow job
fuck buddy list
ignore whore list
princess logo on shirt

NOT FUNNY
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2006-04-17, 19:24
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What did Bass do to deserve such a horrible thing like that?
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Old 2006-04-17, 20:51
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Bass' ass ownage.

http://img100.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bass5ch.png

changes:

Ass behemoth
view Ho file
last activity: blow job
fuck buddy list
ignore whore list
princess logo on shirt



And this guy wants to go on a trip with me...I'm locking my door and buying a gun.


And man..you could have least come up with a better logo for my shirt..

http://amberpg.free.fr/metal/img/im09.jpg
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-04-17, 22:14
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hahahaha thats great
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2006-04-18, 00:16
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me as a zombie, cunts! Get photoshoppin, chop yourselves in to zombies, stat!
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Old 2006-04-18, 02:23
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Christ...I don't have the skill to do that..nice job.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-04-18, 03:12
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What did Bass do to deserve such a horrible thing like that?

being cool
and fuck, i dont have anyone to pick on, well didnt. besides, we all know Bass' is cool, so shit like that is ok

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And this guy wants to go on a trip with me...I'm locking my door and buying a gun.


And man..you could have least come up with a better logo for my shirt..

http://amberpg.free.fr/metal/img/im09.jpg

you know you love the princess logo. that immortal face goes good with pretty much any pic . and that blonde chick there is hot!

EDIT: Bass' i just found out why the Kreator song didnt work, it had some sort of liscense i had to agree to, and that didnt come up on the media player, but it came up on the internet browser. im hearing the song now, sounds great!!!! i only had heard one song from them before, but it was fuckin old, called Betrayer i think. and we are going on a trip wether i have to gag and tie you up.

Last edited by timedragon : 2006-04-18 at 03:16.
 
Old 2006-04-18, 03:33
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EDIT: Bass' i just found out why the Kreator song didnt work, it had some sort of liscense i had to agree to, and that didnt come up on the media player, but it came up on the internet browser. im hearing the song now, sounds great!!!! i only had heard one song from them before, but it was fuckin old, called Betrayer i think. and we are going on a trip wether i have to gag and tie you up.


Hmmm, maybe it's because I ripped it with Windows Media Player(I have cdex, but I was lazy)..there is old school Kreator that is good, but I'd thought you would perfer there more new melodic sound.(and, I'm lacking in cds..and that track is with the lead guitarist of Arch Enemy if I'm not mistaken)

and I'll edit this when I create my first photoshopped image...
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-04-18, 03:39
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Hmmm, maybe it's because I ripped it with Windows Media Player(I have cdex, but I was lazy)..there is old school Kreator that is good, but I'd thought you would perfer there more new melodic sound.(and, I'm lacking in cds..and that track is with the lead guitarist of Arch Enemy if I'm not mistaken)

and I'll edit this when I create my first photoshopped image...

its weird though cause all i use is Win media and no one has ever mentioned that problem... yeah, that song was melodic and cool, thanks! but i did like Quo Vadis most.

and you know you have to retaliate to my changes on your profile
 
Old 2006-04-18, 04:12
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Here's my retaliation. You're a big meany jerk!!!.

Ok, my photoshop skills are horrible...once I hone them..perhaps we can see timedragon look like ever more of a dork..if possible.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-04-18, 04:52
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Here's my retaliation. You're a big meany jerk!!!.

Ok, my photoshop skills are horrible...once I hone them..perhaps we can see timedragon look like ever more of a dork..if possible.

aw, did i hwurt someones feelwings? i wish i had photoshop. but all i use is paint . well, heres one for you Bass'

http://img87.imageshack.us/my.php?i...34344343444.png

my pic looks like shit after i shrunk it.

me... a dork... pfft.
 
Old 2006-04-18, 20:12
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gahahahaha.


You look like a corpse!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-04-18, 21:44
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

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Priceless!
 
Old 2006-04-18, 21:50
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
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Old 2006-04-18, 22:02
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2006-04-18, 22:49
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You should do a negative of you nh'. Then you'd look more like wally.
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2006-04-19, 00:16
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2006-04-19, 01:05
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yea really

yeti+sub+underway, minues the sun = one paaaallleee assssa yeti more so then our somwhat non loved conuck red-head
 
Old 2006-04-19, 01:26
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2006-04-19, 01:32
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yea really

yeti+sub+underway, minues the sun = one paaaallleee assssa yeti more so then our somwhat non loved conuck red-head



I am a pretty pale motherfucker. I don't like the sun. On sunny days I sit in my room, watch horror movies, and see things die. That's what you do man. PSYCHO KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ba ba ba bah, bah bah bah bah ba ba...RUN RUN RUN....RUN RUN RUN AWAY...
Talking Heads kick ass.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2006-04-19, 01:34
Zionist
My Ass, Your Face
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Michigan
Posts: 2,557
Quote:
Originally Posted by timedragon
aw, did i hwurt someones feelwings? i wish i had photoshop. but all i use is paint . well, heres one for you Bass'

http://img87.imageshack.us/my.php?i...34344343444.png

my pic looks like shit after i shrunk it.

me... a dork... pfft.

Hahah, look at you! Fruit
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Originally Posted by Requiem
Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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