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Old 2006-03-19, 00:53
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Hey, put Ted back on his excellent adventure.
 
Old 2006-03-19, 01:40
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Haha I remember that picture. Latin class was fucking stupid...
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Old 2006-03-20, 08:39
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Some shots of after the cyclone.

1.Some guys house up the road
2.A pub
3.My house
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Old 2006-03-20, 09:45
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Fuckin Peeled man

Really sucks, im glad we dont really get storms here
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-03-20, 10:12
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Some shots of after the cyclone.

1.Some guys house up the road
2.A pub
3.My house

I take it you live somewhere up around Cairns then?

LOOK OUT IT'S LARRY!!!
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Old 2006-03-20, 10:24
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holy fuck larry is pissed off
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Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.

RIP this guy
 
Old 2006-03-20, 10:33
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"Larry" is a stupid name for a brutal storm.

Hope everyone's as OK as people from Queensland could be expected to be. The footage on the news here looks pretty rough.
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Old 2006-03-20, 11:06
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That's nuts. Hope your family and friends are okay.

They named it after my braincell? I'm charmed for sure. wally will love that. No wonder I was having dizzy spells.
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Old 2006-03-20, 15:17
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Old 2006-03-20, 19:59
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The Freedom of Chaos
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Old 2006-03-20, 20:12
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm looks/ed good
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2006-03-20, 20:29
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What the heck was it? I've never seen bread like that. If that's what the large part was.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2006-03-20, 20:42
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Its 'Toad In The Hole'; Sausages, Mash (nutmeg mash today!), and gravy all in a nice big Yorkshire Pudding

A meal second only to Steak and Ale pie
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Old 2006-03-20, 20:44
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haha, you brits and your breakfast/lunches!
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Old 2006-03-20, 20:59
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"Larry" is a stupid name for a brutal storm.

Hope everyone's as OK as people from Queensland could be expected to be. The footage on the news here looks pretty rough.


Arent storm names usually female?
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-03-20, 21:00
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haha, you brits and your breakfast/lunches!


we call it brunch

damn you Oli, now i want a Steak and Ale pie
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2006-03-20, 21:41
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I take it you live somewhere up around Cairns then?

LOOK OUT IT'S LARRY!!!

I live in Innisfail, we went through the eye.
 
Old 2006-03-20, 21:51
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I've always noticed your glasses are very "European". I'm getting contacts on Wednesday..vision is my birthday present..

AO - Those pics look bad man, hope you're shit is ok for the most part...at least you're still alive eh.

We had Hurricane Juan(haha) here almost three years ago...tore the hell out of us...not too many casualties though.
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Old 2006-03-20, 23:06
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Its 'Toad In The Hole'; Sausages, Mash (nutmeg mash today!), and gravy all in a nice big Yorkshire Pudding

A meal second only to Steak and Ale pie


Nutmeg mash? I'll have to do some research on that one. It sounds good. Not real healthy, but good for a once in awhile. Thanks for the info.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-03-21, 14:29
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I've always noticed your glasses are very "European".


yeah, they're italian design..dolce e gabanna or whatever.

first i didnt want it, it cost my parents a fortune, but what the heck, the chicks dig it
 
Old 2006-03-21, 16:13
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Here's one with make up
one with my ex-girlfriend
and one just me
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No es problema mi hombre! Hay un burro en mis pelotas, y mi abuela tiene muchas monos en su coño.

Mi Español no es muy bueno, pero mi puta es va a come el caseoso de mis pelotas con su boca.

PARA LOS SAN PATRICIOS!



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Old 2006-03-21, 16:51
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Old 2006-03-21, 16:53
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Here's one with make up


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA right.
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Old 2006-03-21, 17:35
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Mucho Grim..sorry, I don't speak spanish well. An old friend's parents were from Juarez.

Lose the corpse paint, but nice Hypocrisy shirt!


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yeah, they're italian design..dolce e gabanna or whatever.


Jesus man, those are designer fucking glasses! So Doc, did you buy a toy poodle as well?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.

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Old 2006-03-21, 17:53
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Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

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Old 2006-03-21, 17:54
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I'm probobaly gunna have to get glasses myself eventually, both my parents have them.
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Old 2006-03-21, 18:02
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"Mucho Grim..sorry, I don't speak spanish well. An old friend's parents were from Juarez."




mucho means many

so you just said "many grim"

muy grim may be more suiting, which is "very grim"

im attempting to learn italian online and the prior high school spanish education is helping.
 
Old 2006-03-21, 18:41
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"Mucho Grim..sorry, I don't speak spanish well. An old friend's parents were from Juarez."




mucho means many

so you just said "many grim"

muy grim may be more suiting, which is "very grim"

im attempting to learn italian online and the prior high school spanish education is helping.



I know it meant "many"..Pinche Puto.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-03-21, 18:54
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Yeah, you'd make a good poodle for The Doc. Interesting hair colored one, too, especially when your roots grow out.

nh'--Sit. Staayyy. Quit humpin' his leg!!! Bad dog!

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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2006-03-21, 18:56
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Old 2006-03-21, 19:59
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OH MY GOD

NHoE please put on facepaint like that other dude did and take a picture hahahaha
That wud be so grim
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-03-21, 19:59
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Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.

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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-03-21, 20:15
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OH MY GOD

NHoE please put on facepaint like that other dude did and take a picture hahahaha
That wud be so grim

sorry, I'm not frostbitten enough.
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Old 2006-03-21, 20:38
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You mean 2 dudes, right?


SPOT ON JOLLY GOOD MATE SPOT ON!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-03-21, 21:52
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sorry, I'm not frostbitten enough.


I think you could be coerced.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-03-22, 05:15
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I think you could be coerced.


I dont know what the word means, but i think so too
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-03-22, 05:21
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Old 2006-03-22, 09:04
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Heres a pic of the band
Gareth (Drums) Henry (Bass) James (Rhy)

Heres another one of James

Hopefully ill get one with us all in it soon
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-03-22, 09:30
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Ok i got a bunch, Gareth had to take some pics for a Photography assignment so its just scanned in b/w film so its shit quality lol. But it looks kinda cool

one of us 3 posing haha
James
James again
Me
More me
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible



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Old 2006-03-22, 10:13
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haha what the hell? it looks like the 1960s! cool photos man
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Old 2006-03-22, 11:40
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Wow, is that an authentic CBGB's shirt? Some old disco freak on ebay would probably buy that up in a heartbeat if it is or Golden Palace. hehe

Cool pictures. The one in the daisy shape reminded me of The Monkees.

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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-03-22, 11:43
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Is this the new metalhead hat or something? It seems catching, but would be hard to headbang in.

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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-03-22, 13:26
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Nice pics OpethFan...METAL!!!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-03-22, 18:15
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Mod power!!!!!!!



Family pictures rule, this one's from this past Christmas

Cousin John, Uncle David, me, mom, sister, older brother, John's wife (Rose), oldest brother.

I'm the youngest and biggest person in that pic
And I've said it before, but soul really looks like my cousin john.
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Old 2006-03-22, 19:17
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Edit: Oh yeah, and post some more pics of your sis...I can't determine if she's hot.
 
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everyone and their brother has a CBGB shirt
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Old 2006-03-22, 20:16
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everyone and their brother has a CBGB shirt



Yah, they're pretty damn mainstream...jeez Lb, get with the times old lady!
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Old 2006-03-22, 20:17
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Who/what is a "CBGB"?
 
Old 2006-03-22, 20:22
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Fucked if i know, James is gay so if its something gay i wouldnt be at all suprised

Powers' haha that photo is a crackup, my friend's family photo looks the same where everyone looks all nice, and her cousin is wearing this fucking brutal CC shirt haha.
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Old 2006-03-22, 20:41
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Who/what is a "CBGB"?

club in NYC
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Yah, they're pretty damn mainstream...jeez Lb, get with the times old lady!


Hey, birthday boy, I don't shop at Old Navy. CBGB's was disco and coke and men with gold chains. I never liked any of them.

Someone spank him for me? And give him a pinch, too--with pliers.

powers, why do you look like you should have horns and a red cape? That's just too funny.
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Old 2006-03-22, 23:17
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Is this the new metalhead hat or something? It seems catching, but would be hard to headbang in.

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heh, I have that shirt. And that hat.
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....powers, why do you look like you should have horns and a red cape? That's just too funny.

nahhh, that's just the red eye
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Hey, birthday boy, I don't shop at Old Navy.



I KILL FOR MY CLOTHING!!
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Old 2006-03-23, 11:46
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So that's why your stuff is holey.
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Old 2006-03-23, 14:55
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scroll down till you see the fat kid with a bass...thats me
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I dont normally dress like that...The picture was taken at the 2006 WGI regional in pensacola florida.
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Old 2006-03-23, 16:05
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So why the fuck is a newb posting his pics? Beats me, but I'm bored and figured you'd want to put a face to my ignorance. First one looks like a police mugshot. Second one is my head...smiling...looking like a douche. Third one is me at last year's Christmas time (and no, contrary to the smug, drunken look on my face, I'm sober). Since these pics, I've started growing out my hair, but other than that, this is pretty much what's on the other side of the screen.

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scroll down till you see the fat kid with a bass...thats me
http://qpplus.partypics.com/Market/...eSelection.aspx
I dont normally dress like that...The picture was taken at the 2006 WGI regional in pensacola florida.



It's asking for a password fellow bassist.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-03-23, 17:11
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WHAT THE FUCK
just look here then
im the one in the middle
http://fahrenheitguard.org/PI5Send3_II.jpg
this pic isnt nearly as good
but it will have to do because i cant copy and paste the close up
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yea, you look more the part every time i see ya keep it up bro!
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Wow, do I ever feel strange saying that.



hehe


timedragon, cool pictures!

Hi noob!
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Old 2006-03-23, 22:24
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yeah, its like wearing a big furry coat. the weather has been great lately.
 
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awesome pics man! love the bearskin
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Old 2006-03-24, 00:37
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yeah, its like wearing a big furry coat. the weather has been great lately.



lmao...wow td, you have take a time out man...you live in Texas, not the fucking Artic Circle.


A fucking bear skin. lol
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Old 2006-03-24, 03:19
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Old 2006-03-24, 03:21
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After searching far and wide, James and I have come to the realization that we have found the animal version of a person who may or may not grace these forums, and who's name shall remain anonymous. It shall be known only as "retard puppy" or "Tranny Dog"


We did at that. The criteria were:

1) Partially to fully retarded,
2) Inoffensive,
3) and, hell, kind of cute.

Isn't he a sweety? Don't you just want to punch him in the throat?
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I have to say -
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Quite retarded also
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
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Old 2006-03-24, 05:14
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Are you in a metal band?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-03-24, 10:25
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fuck if im anywhere as near as cute as that im honored!


regarding davie gravys pictures


HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS? HE IS RISEN
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Nah, man. I saw you on ZigZag's.
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Don't even say... I get the Jesus thing all the time!

\m/

man.. you have to dress up like jesus and take a picture.
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man.. you have to dress up like jesus and take a picture.


Or, you could do it for him.
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WHAT THE FUCK
just look here then
im the one in the middle
http://fahrenheitguard.org/PI5Send3_II.jpg
this pic isnt nearly as good
but it will have to do because i cant copy and paste the close up

youre a girl?!
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Either that, or he could be the fat metalhead kid in the band shirt playing bass NEXT to the girl.
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middle doesnt work WHEN THERE ARE FOUR PEOPLE
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middle doesnt work WHEN THERE ARE FOUR PEOPLE


Right. Hence there are TWO PEOPLE in the middle. Which means to successfully identify said 'middle person' you have to use the available evidence to make an informed decision.

Our target has:

1) Admitted to being fat.
2) Plays bass. Posts in Bass zone. Has bass pic as avatar.
3) Posted many times on this (a metal site).

Is it more likely to be:

a) Female percussionist in a (very grim) baseball cap and (ultra-grim) spaghetti strap top?

OR

b) Fat male bassist in band shirt?


That sound? It's your rectum blowing me kisses and begging for another wrecking.
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Old 2006-03-25, 12:50
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That's fucking hilarious


ditto Most of past few posts have been pretty funny. That takes the cake.
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Old 2006-03-25, 13:55
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Right. Hence there are TWO PEOPLE in the middle. Which means to successfully identify said 'middle person' you have to use the available evidence to make an informed decision.

Our target has:

1) Admitted to being fat.
2) Plays bass. Posts in Bass zone. Has bass pic as avatar.
3) Posted many times on this (a metal site).

Is it more likely to be:

a) Female percussionist in a (very grim) baseball cap and (ultra-grim) spaghetti strap top?

OR

b) Fat male bassist in band shirt?


That sound? It's your rectum blowing me kisses and begging for another wrecking.

im starting to think you get off while typing this stuff, theres usually some grandious reference to anus or balls at the end of every post
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Old 2006-03-25, 14:34
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You're just jealous.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-03-25, 18:09
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Mentioning ass or balls at the end makes it tolerable to run through something like deductive reasoning on the internet. After a few run-throughs, this stuff gets very dull and we try to liven it up by being mean. At least I do. Jim may masturbate to text.
 
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LMAO! That right there cracks me up hard!

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You look nothing like I thought you would...I imagined a nerdy 15 year old kid!


Heh,... Yea seems like I'm the older generation here.
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Little girl across the street has taken a liking to me...
Poor lil thing is a lefty....so the guitar is extra confusing to her....but I see potential.

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Old 2006-03-25, 22:04
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What the fuck, she looks like you.
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Old 2006-03-25, 22:06
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my thoughts too!
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Old 2006-03-25, 23:06
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What the fuck, she looks like you.

I can see that a little....but she's cuter of course.
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Old 2006-03-25, 23:20
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Old 2006-03-25, 23:22
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So who's going to photoshop some corpsepaint onto her face?
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Old 2006-03-25, 23:22
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That's cool, Bia. Get her interested and she'll have two friends for life.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!

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