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Old 2006-02-28, 16:40
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You still have another year to go.....
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-28, 17:03
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You still have another year to go.....

Nomad or Nihlist once said....
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I think me LBxxx & Dame were the only ones around then and Dame is underage so.....LOL
 
Old 2006-02-28, 19:35
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new photos.

on my myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/vagabond_vixen


word.
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Old 2006-02-28, 19:39
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This song came up on your myspace site and it just matched the song I was listening to on Winamp. Fucking strange but cool.
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Old 2006-02-28, 20:28
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new photos.

on my myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/vagabond_vixen


word.


added!

you>>>>>bia in my taste
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Old 2006-02-28, 21:12
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why choose one over the other?

The wise man has the 2 birds with no bush....
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Old 2006-02-28, 21:13
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ummm thnx? and craziness about the song dude.
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Old 2006-02-28, 21:16
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new photos.

on my myspace.

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word.



stabby rip stab stab eh... emo kid
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Old 2006-02-28, 22:37
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She doesn't even listen to metal.....Commence the stoning!



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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-28, 22:39
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hahahhahaa
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2006-02-28, 22:42
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Old 2006-02-28, 22:52
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new photos.

on my myspace.

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word.


What the fuck was that cack hound music on your myspesh page?!
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Old 2006-02-28, 23:07
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What the fuck was that cack hound music on your myspesh page?!



hahaha..yah, I was going to mention that as well..it's gayer than myself at halloween each year.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-28, 23:11
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and thats pretty gay
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
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Old 2006-02-28, 23:14
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It's not that gay...A man, dressed up as a women who is actually a man. It's like having sex with a transexual...as long as they got the parts, right?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-28, 23:16
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nah, i think your slightly misled there
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
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Old 2006-02-28, 23:52
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added!

you>>>>>bia in my taste

Me too x 8967543455
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Old 2006-03-01, 00:18
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Old 2006-03-01, 00:39
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This song came up on your myspace site and it just matched the song I was listening to on Winamp. Fucking strange but cool.

youre right, it really is fuckin strange that you were listening to that song...
 
Old 2006-03-01, 00:57
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She doesn't even listen to metal.....Commence the stoning!



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im not trying to get laid man! this is the photo thread, i was discussing the photos

back to pictures
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Old 2006-03-01, 01:26
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If you people listened to more Death, you might look cooler. See exhibit A again.
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Old 2006-03-01, 01:28
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well you should be.

a little sex can work wonders for your personality

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Old 2006-03-01, 01:38
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http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=P1210052.jpg

If you people listened to more Death, you might look cooler. See exhibit A again.

when did you become indian
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Old 2006-03-01, 01:42
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There's nothing in that photograph that proves any of the people picture therein listen to Death.

I don't want to know what sex would do to Transient's personality. Some things just aren't meant to mix.

In other news, talking about photos and getting in a dig at Bia are actually two different things. You can get in a harmless dig at Bia if you want to, but don't pretend you're doing anything but that. That would be dishonest, and I won't tolerate dishonesty in my house.
 
Old 2006-03-01, 01:44
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There's nothing in that photograph that proves any of the people picture therein listen to Death.

I don't want to know what sex would do to Transient's personality. Some things just aren't meant to mix.

In other news, talking about photos and getting in a dig at Bia are actually two different things. You can get in a harmless dig at Bia if you want to, but don't pretend you're doing anything but that. That would be dishonest, and I won't tolerate dishonesty in my house.


*shrug*
fair enough
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Old 2006-03-01, 01:45
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u guys are ugly bitches
 
Old 2006-03-01, 02:00
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I don't want to know what sex would do to Transient's personality. Some things just aren't meant to mix.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

good call!!!
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Old 2006-03-01, 03:03
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new photos.

on my myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/vagabond_vixen


word.


This is from your blog.

************

*eats self in pathetic self pity*
Current mood: depressed
Category: Life

bah.

My father doesnt want me coming to germany to do school whether or not Chris gets deployed. he doesnt want me to marry him until i am out of college. Daddy just blew up at me for about ten minutes. my mother still supports me going, but my dad doesnt.

depending on what happens i have to choose between Chris ( the love of my life) and my father.

My life sucks. America sucks. The army sucks. I hate the world.

*cries.*

I just told kieran's boyfriend to eat dirt.

all of you eat dirt and ...and.. and.. make biscuits to settle your dirty stomacha and be grateful your life isnt as akin to a bad movie as mine is.

My melodrama is too big for my body. i am exploding. magical exploding girl puts on show. make everyone happy. she love you long time.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

i belong in the loony bin.

***********

That's too gay to even be sarcastic.

In conclusion, I want to kneel on your chest and feed you broken glass.
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Old 2006-03-01, 03:29
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This guy wants too aswell > http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=P1210052.jpg

Can a chick even be emo? I thought that was just part of being a chick, and then getting pissed off at us fuckin kvlt cunts who dont pick up on all the emoness

PoT, you have a hardcore fucking beard
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-03-01, 04:47
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That's too gay to even be sarcastic.

In conclusion, I want to kneel on your chest and feed you broken glass.



hahaha.


Maybe this is the new look of Dissection?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-03-01, 06:04
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Can a chick even be emo? I thought that was just part of being a chick

hm, but that was like a sub-genre of being emo. it was something like stupid, annoying, whiney emo. ive known a few chicks that were NOT emo at all, and incidentally they didnt like bullshit music like most chicks.
 
Old 2006-03-01, 07:33
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hm, but that was like a sub-genre of being emo. it was something like stupid, annoying, whiney emo. ive known a few chicks that were NOT emo at all, and incidentally they didnt like bullshit music like most chicks.


Oh yeah of course, i guess i made a pretty bad generalisation just then lol. But anyone whos had girlfriends catches my drift.

I guess your right, i know a couple of chicks who like more metal than me. Then i know chicks who are all wtf is the point in listening to that? There arent even lyrics.
To which I reply *Opens Onset of Putrefaction Booklet* "Rotten stool and urine, spurt out of the fermented organs, I discharged and raped. Putrified Giblets Disembowel."
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-03-01, 08:33
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Listen....I may be a little rough on the edges and not extremely Lady Like.....but I dont send sexy pics to people that "agree with me" on any particular issue.
hehehe.....seriously.

Now...for a custom user title....Hell yeah

What about being the greatest guy in the universe?
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Old 2006-03-01, 16:10
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In other news, talking about photos and getting in a dig at Bia are actually two different things. You can get in a harmless dig at Bia if you want to, but don't pretend you're doing anything but that. That would be dishonest, and I won't tolerate dishonesty in my house.

The same few take every chance they can and it's fucking funny knowing you effect someone that much.

And I surely cant be insulted when they are comparing me to some "chick" that is a bi-curious buddist and shaves her pussy and swallows...
I mean fuck....how could I compete with that!?!?

 
Old 2006-03-01, 16:25
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rofl
My friend called and said her husband admitted to expecting her to read his mind about his weekend plans. This guy is pretty smart, too, but that made me laugh and she was ready to beat him with a 2x4. I told her that I thought that's the way women are supposed to be and maybe he was getting too in touch with his feminine side. She said she was gonna tell him that tonight.

I think the cannon barrel will be aimed south tonight. He's gonna hate me or just roll his eyes and ask her if she's been talking to me again.

Tranny needs to go back and read the double your dating thread again.
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Old 2006-03-01, 17:04
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ugh i just went back and remembered exactly why i left the metaltabs site. it seems everyones a bitch if you if one doesn't fit in their elitist "I only listen to metal and hate everything else" box.

Honestly its kind of childish. Metaltabs is supposed to be a site about music correct? not bashing peoples personalties. so what if i like a little variety. i do like metal, i just happen to like alot of other things as well.

my personal life and choices and feelings have absolutley nothing to do with the music i listen to thank you much, and i dont know why it matters so much to you that you feel the urgent need to bring it up? do you really care that much about me, if i suck so badly, why even take the effort to bring it up unless it really matters to you?

wow, touching.
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Old 2006-03-01, 17:26
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....Metaltabs is supposed to be a site about music correct? .

True true...
So what kind of guitar do you play?
I like seeing other fems choices in an axe.
I have a few but my Ibanez EX is what I jam on mostly.

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Old 2006-03-01, 17:31
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i play bass guitar, i tried playing normal guitar (i have a really really old kramer but my brother broke it) and the only other guitars left in the house were my fathers gibson explorer (which nobody but him is allowed to touch) and a neglegted bass guitar i think its a johnson...so i picked up the bass guitar and played around with that for a few years, now i'm at college and dad wouldnt let me take it along, but yeah i play bass.
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Old 2006-03-01, 18:06
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Honestly its kind of childish. Metaltabs is supposed to be a site about music correct? not bashing peoples personalties.


This is true, but you have to remember that a lot of people on here are very socially awkward and were picked on most of their life, so now this is their chance to push someone else around for once. Sad, but that's how it seems to work here. Don't get me wrong, there are some of us who are about the music, and respect other's opinions, but the majority aren't.
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Old 2006-03-01, 19:12
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You shouldn't take such offence(if any) as most of us losers are completely sarcastic..I listen to and respect the majority of music out there.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-03-01, 19:35
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Well, maybe if it had just been pictures that had been posted the other remarks wouldn't have followed.
Most everyone doesn't just listen to metal. There's too much other stuff out there and it's just plain silly to think that anyone is that myopic. Especially metalheads. A lot of them seem to be into classical stuff if they're really serious about their music. And this isn't bluesgroove or shitkickercentral. It's metaltabs.
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Old 2006-03-01, 20:06
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Old 2006-03-01, 20:08
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STFU...
I posted a pic you moron and got the piss talk backed off.
Which you come and stir back up again.

You are the one fucking the thread up here often.
 
Old 2006-03-01, 20:15
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happy?

sorry i had to post an old picture but i found it funny that it went from me yelling in caps to me as an undeniably awesome 4 year old when clicked
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I like seeing other fems choices in an axe.
I have a few but my Ibanez EX is what I jam on mostly.

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homg zombie pikcha time, my firend corey and i had an all out brawl with a fine mixture of corn syrup and red food dye (coagulates nicely) i applied some zombie makeup and corey made a photoshoot out of it. twas much fun. here are the results.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ine/Cnv0169.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ine/Cnv0168.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ine/Cnv0167.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ine/Cnv0166.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ine/Cnv0163.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ine/Cnv0161.jpg


and me as a surgeon of dissecty doom.. rawr.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...Picture1341.jpg
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Old 2006-03-01, 22:18
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homg zombie pikcha time, my firend corey and i had an all out brawl with a fine mixture of corn syrup and red food dye (coagulates nicely) i applied some zombie makeup and corey made a photoshoot out of it. twas much fun. here are the results.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ine/Cnv0169.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ine/Cnv0168.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ine/Cnv0167.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ine/Cnv0166.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ine/Cnv0163.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ine/Cnv0161.jpg


and me as a surgeon of dissecty doom.. rawr.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...Picture1341.jpg



Some of those look pretty cool
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it was so much fun....then corey did some drugs and began chewing on my skull i giggled and we fought a bit again....punchy fun.
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emo zombie! hahahahah

cool pics, but im not sure how convincing that makeup would be if the lens wasnt all grainy

anyways that was different from most of the pics we get here
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Old 2006-03-01, 22:35
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psh i'm stage makeup trained, it was the fad my senior year to run about with fake wounds and get out of class like that, or just use it for shock value, much fun.
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psh i'm stage makeup trained, it was the fad my senior year to run about with fake wounds and get out of class like that

Hehe, thats a good idea Walk into class with a bleeding jugular*, that'll be quite the excuse to get away from a test.
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Old 2006-03-01, 22:56
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Hehe, thats a good idea Walk into class with a bleeding jugular*, that'll be quite the excuse to get away from a test.



haha true..."I was just in a car accident."

On halloween I was completely covered in red oil paint(a fucking mess)..there was no white on me...Frost, our friend shawn, and I went around to some houses..he was a mummy, shawn was a ghost and I was a bloody tampon.

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That one shot looks like your "halo" had slipped a bit.

I couldn't view the first one either. You tease.
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Old 2006-03-02, 01:16
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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i'm so a camera whore. heres my mouth.

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and me playing with fake blood

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...Picture0981.jpg

and the shirt i stencilled for my best friend corey. i fucking rule stencils.

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Pineapplystuff, what the fuck can we call you for short.

And do you find that a paperclip fits perfectly through your lip (.14 gauge?)
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and me as a surgeon of dissecty doom.. rawr.
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cool pictures, i like this one most.

me and my cat:
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me and a friend at a party:
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i look stupid here, and she was more drunk than i was. that party sucked, the bands.
 
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You can call me scrumptious its gonna be my name on SG and i got it tattooed below my left collarbone, it was my nickname in high school when my friends were like um whitney when you grow up you will be naked on the internet, you're name will be scrumptious, surpirse surprise here i am.. gahahahaha..umm i dunno.

i havent tried that, i think i will tommorrow or the next time i get fucked up. then i'll take a picture. just for you.
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i look stupid here, and she was more drunk than i was. that party sucked, the bands.



so um yeah me = jealous cuz i cant pull off a septum. however, the drunkeness is apparent.
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You can call me scrumptious its gonna be my name on SG and i got it tattooed below my left collarbone, it was my nickname in high school when my friends were like um whitney when you grow up you will be naked on the internet, you're name will be scrumptious, surpirse surprise here i am.. gahahahaha..umm i dunno.

i havent tried that, i think i will tommorrow or the next time i get fucked up. then i'll take a picture. just for you.


Ok scrumptious I got 2 either side of my lip, i can comfortably cruise a paper clip in one side and out the other.

Wow, the shit you figure out in school huh?
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Ok scrumptious I got 2 either side of my lip, i can comfortably cruise a paper clip in one side and out the other.

Wow, the shit you figure out in school huh?


eh college makes me busy most of the time and i am too poor to afford office supplies.


mmm body mods.

before new tattoo

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...Picture1281.jpg

aaaand after

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/Twine/hawt.jpg

closeup (hooray for backwards tats! i asked for it backwards)

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and the tat on my hipbone, its abooout 6 months old now but the pics were from when it was fresh

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aaand closeup

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and my lip ring back when it was brand spankin new.

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and closeup!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...Picture0022.jpg

whee!
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Nice pics miss Pineapple.

Maybe i should do a cam whoring session sometime
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Nice pics miss Pineapple.

Maybe i should do a cam whoring session sometime




perhaps.....i just have too much free time.
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Old 2006-03-02, 15:05
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I used to have a bunch of really dumb pics of me wearing silly hats and wigs n stuff.

I was really bored once.

But i just dont take pics of myself too much.
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Old 2006-03-02, 15:08
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awwww.....its ok. the only reason i have so many is because i may appear to be self-concious and insecure, but really i'm narcissistic as fuck. and its my fiance's fault. because he's adorable. so i think only adorable girls get adorable guys. so i think i'm adorable too.

it makes some kind of sense.
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Hmm someone said that to me yesterday about "adorable guys" having "adorable girls" but it's not true Ron Jeremy gets to screw some pretty hot girls and he's a fat little bastard.
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Old 2006-03-02, 15:16
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only cuz those chicks get major paaaaaid. i would never screw him. ugh ew gross.
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But he is legendary every woman wants to shag ron jeremy.
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Old 2006-03-02, 15:22
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not me. hell no. never ever. My fiance is beyond fantastic in bed (can you say multiple full body orgasms EVERY TIME?) so ummm yeah no ron jeremy for me.
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Hmmmm

That sounds fair.
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Old 2006-03-02, 16:57
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well the hope;ess one on my hip was custom designed for me at the black orchid tattoo in savannah and i got it because it was the firsttim ei had felt real horrible heartbreak with some one and i kinda realized that i was a hopeless romantic, no matter how many times i got hurt i still believe (corniness warning) that love is the only thing worth living for.

the scrumptious one is because when i was in high school it was my nickname and i got it to celebrate being accepted as an SG, because i had always looked up to Bettie Paige and other pin up girls. and of course Scrumptious will be my alias.

my next tattoo will probably be a seratonin molecule that I'm getting with my best friend charlie, we're rolling buddies, plus its the feel-good chemical so why not?

tattoos are addictive.

piercings are too. i desperately want to get my anti-eyebrow pierced (which is a surface bar in the flesh above the cheekbone) and I've ordered the PTFE to do it, I'm just concerned about where to get it done, surface piercing typically reject easily unless their done very welll and are cared for well, and i dont wanna scar my face!
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....we're rolling buddies, plus its the feel-good chemical so why not?


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not me. hell no. never ever. My fiance is beyond fantastic in bed (can you say multiple full body orgasms EVERY TIME?) so ummm yeah no ron jeremy for me.
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Take cum pills.
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I can sympathise with that.
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I'm jealous of the female orgasm. Girls seem to be able to have multiple, long lasting orgasms that leave them with a dazed look of ecstasy. My orgasms are just like re-runs. It's the same thing every time.



not necessarily. it depends on the girl and the guy. if the guy knows what he's doing and the girl is really into it then yes, it can be like that.

however, thats just for me, for some girls it is extremely difficult or rare to have an orgasm....even a tiny one.

i am just lucky lucky lucky. i had a gasm on a rollercoaster once even.
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Old 2006-03-02, 20:23
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!!!!!!!!! you had 1 from just riding on a roller coaster...thats crazy
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pointless photoshopped pic that I used for my myspace page background
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Old 2006-03-02, 20:41
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umm nice hair? photoshop is the crazy.
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Old 2006-03-02, 20:43
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NHoE has THE hair. Pretty cool man

But you need to buy a more grim axe
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Old 2006-03-02, 20:46
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But you need to buy a more grim axe

you're telling me.. @ my current guitar.
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Old 2006-03-02, 20:48
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umm nice hair?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y2...th/IM000299.jpg
hah that's a good shot of the hair,. lol
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Old 2006-03-02, 20:49
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hah that's a good shot of the hair,. lol



you could totally steal small children and take them home to eat by hiding them in your hair. incredible. level up 10 points for you.
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Me tired and lame
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Old 2006-03-03, 01:45
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nice dreads. i had dreads my junior year of high school. I only had them for four months, then i had to painfully comb them out so i could be in the musical.

(this looks nothing like me...cuz i look horrible as a blonde...lol)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ne/f0f369fe.jpg



aaaand this one is just cuuute with my dreads all happy and stuff.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ne/MVC-014F.jpg
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Old 2006-03-03, 04:21
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Me tired and lame

haha, something just happened concerning this picture. im listening to Blackmore's night, and as soon as your picture finished loading the lyrics read "feeling lonely, feeling sad". haha, that was almost too perfect. i know you said "tired and lame", but it still fit the pic.

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