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Old 2006-02-25, 05:01
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Oh I have man, everytime I'm basically in she shieks..she says it feels like shes taking a shit, I don't blame her for not liking it....maybe I'm just not satisfied with one girl...


shhhhhhhh.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-02-25, 06:18
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Subjectively you need to turn her on to that ideal of another. Just keep an eye out for a girl that is looking her over and let that girl do her thing. Just try to manage someway to include yourself. Buy drinks, kiss ass, compliment, follow their leads, ask to just watch, look sad that you can't at least touch, next thing you know YOUR IN!
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Old 2006-02-25, 07:59
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Try new and exciting positions .
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Old 2006-02-25, 08:01
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Old 2006-02-25, 09:32
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Me

And no, Im not angry in that pic.
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Old 2006-02-25, 10:48
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you look completely different to the picture i had of you in my head...
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2006-02-25, 10:50
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Hey autumn, how often does your cat shed hair, and how much does it shed? I was thinking of getting a cat, but I don't want to constantly clean up fur.


she's not that bad really, as fbs said, 5mins or so of brushing and no problems. She's got a really wild playful streak aswell which is really amusing, you could imagine her in the wild so easily.
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
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Old 2006-02-25, 10:52
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you look completely different to the picture i had of you in my head...

ha, how did you imagen me?
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Old 2006-02-25, 10:53
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like this...
 
Old 2006-02-25, 10:56
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hahaha, I always imagen people like they avatar too. Even after seeing their real picture.
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Old 2006-02-25, 15:11
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you look completely different to the picture i had of you in my head...


Haha yeah. I pictured you as some skinny kid with long hair. Well, I bet that's at least 60% of the people here.
 
Old 2006-02-25, 15:21
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Me

And no, Im not angry in that pic.

ahahaha siggi! ahaha. you look a bit different from the RoG picture. does this mean we're going to get videos now? is that a video cam?
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Old 2006-02-25, 15:23
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record some of you jamming to HE!
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2006-02-25, 15:28
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he also looks a bit like will ferrel
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Old 2006-02-25, 16:16
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siggi, you look more sad then mad
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Old 2006-02-25, 16:20
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ahahaha siggi! ahaha. you look a bit different from the RoG picture. does this mean we're going to get videos now? is that a video cam?

Vids at rog you mean? yeah, Tim is working on a lesson for emaciate. As for me, this cheap ass webcam can film, but there is no sound, so I guess not from me.
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Old 2006-02-25, 16:21
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siggi, you look more sad then mad

hah, thats what I get for getting up early.
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Old 2006-02-25, 21:56
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Old 2006-02-26, 01:21
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Old 2006-02-26, 01:24
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Why do you have a metal t shirt tucked in?
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2006-02-26, 01:41
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You get a lot of haircuts Transient...and for godsakes, if you are going to tuck in a shirt it's to sport a bullet belt.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-26, 01:58
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because its too big so it flaps all around and that pisses me off


sure it looks odd, but if i REALLY wanted to avoid lookin odd i would change a lot of things before i changed my shirt
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Old 2006-02-26, 01:59
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BassB has a point here Trans. Bullet belts are one of the very few reasons for a metalhead to tuck a metal shirt in. WTF are you doing to us? We need to look dangerous and grim. Tucked in shirts are not scary.
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Old 2006-02-26, 02:00
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yeah they just look gay
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Old 2006-02-26, 02:11
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Old 2006-02-26, 02:11
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Me

And no, Im not angry in that pic.

Wow, its been a case of extreme makeover....
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Old 2006-02-26, 02:12
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You bastard.
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Old 2006-02-26, 02:19
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You bastard.

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Old 2006-02-26, 02:19
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Wow your girlfriend is really pretty SFU
 
Old 2006-02-26, 02:49
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yeah they just look gay

ive said the same thing myself on another forum regrading my tucking in of shirts, but who gives a fuck? seriously
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Old 2006-02-26, 03:01
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You are comparable to a man who also exposed his belt.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-26, 03:02
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+1



What's worse is, he is looking right into the camera with a smug little smile on his beardy face as if to say, "ha, look at me you desperate pubic crabs".
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Old 2006-02-26, 04:09
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Hahaha, you look like a sophisticated red neck Trans.
 
Old 2006-02-26, 04:17
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i dont see that at all


what the fuck are you doing up, anyways?
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Old 2006-02-26, 04:37
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Because I don't go to sleep at 9pm.
 
Old 2006-02-26, 08:58
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Wow, its been a case of extreme makeover....

nah, just a haircut and not enough sleep.
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Old 2006-02-26, 17:04
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Why do you have a metal t shirt tucked in?

My thoughts exactly
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Old 2006-02-26, 17:07
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he's a trend setter, just you wait. soon all metal heads will be walking around with their shirts tucked in...
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2006-02-26, 18:25
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Hahaha, you look like a sophisticated red neck Trans.

WTF!? You don't even know what a redneck is. They don't even exist on that side of the ocean.
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Old 2006-02-26, 18:42
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them scottish dudes like the character begbie in trainspotting definately come close to a redneck in my book, up here in new england we got a northern counterpart to southern rednecks
 
Old 2006-02-26, 18:44
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*WARNING*
Don't get a throat infection and then think you're dying of boredem.

Or you'll discover just how bad paint is.
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Old 2006-02-26, 18:46
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They're just poser rednecks.
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Old 2006-02-26, 18:50
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the sword's fucking awesome
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2006-02-26, 19:11
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WTF!? You don't even know what a redneck is. They don't even exist on that side of the ocean.


Yes they do. They're called pikeys.

I've seen enough American movies to get a mental picture of what a sophisticated redneck looks like!
 
Old 2006-02-26, 19:17
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I've seen enough American movies to get a mental picture of what a sophisticated redneck looks like!


And that would be an amoeba.
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Old 2006-02-26, 19:31
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Yes they do. They're called pikeys.

I've seen enough American movies to get a mental picture of what a sophisticated redneck looks like!

The word 'sophisticated' and 'redneck' shouldn't even be in the same sentence.
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Old 2006-02-26, 20:01
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well......stockcar racer are sophisticated rednecks, rich but hog wild.some professional wrestlers are definately still got the campy trailerpark thing going, country music superstars. Elite redneck
 
Old 2006-02-26, 21:11
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Old 2006-02-26, 21:46
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your chin looks fucking wierd....
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2006-02-26, 21:48
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its the shadow of my flesh above my chin actually, hah it does look weird
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Old 2006-02-26, 22:13
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Long live DIMEBAG
ROGspace Cunts. Book us


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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.

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May the best cunt win.
 
Old 2006-02-27, 00:08
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50 caliber? You crazy fuck!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-27, 00:32
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your in korea?
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Old 2006-02-27, 01:26
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well I was....thats not a .50 cal (I have shot those too though) that was a Mark 19 40 mm grenade launcher. and yes it is fully automatic.
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Old 2006-02-27, 02:04
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where else have you been bro?
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Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

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Old 2006-02-27, 02:09
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well I was....thats not a .50 cal (I have shot those too though) that was a Mark 19 40 mm grenade launcher. and yes it is fully automatic.



Oh well then...don't blame me for not knowing dick all about guns..I'm a canadian.

Our army uses sling shots.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-27, 02:18
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Damn, can't wait until I get into the Army.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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Old 2006-02-27, 02:36
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well I was....


You mean at the border, right? Ready to shoot dirty North Koreans?
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Old 2006-02-27, 11:11
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There's nerdy...

And then there's REALLY nerdy...

And then there's WHOAH.

Seriously. You look like a German sex tourist in a Pothong mugshot.
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Old 2006-02-27, 12:19
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And then there's REALLY nerdy...


the guy on the far left of that picture looks like transient...
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Old 2006-02-27, 13:41
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Actually at seoul, they have 5 ton trucks all over the place with 4 .50 cals per vehicle trained on North Korea...very weird.

Also, I've only been to korea...never been to Iraq thank god.
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You tease!..I can't wait to get a digital camera...I'll have to "one up" those..

Who took those pics anyway? Gary Glitter?

nhoe - Thanks for the signature man!
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Ouch.

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Old 2006-02-27, 17:41
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And then there's WHOAH.

Seriously. You look like a German sex tourist in a Pothong mugshot.


whahahahahahahaha, thanks!
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Old 2006-02-27, 17:45
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haha when i looked at that before, i was at college and they blocked the last picture, hahahahaah now i see :P
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Bia just never wears clothes. Nothing new or whorish about that. She walks out in snow wearing just undies lol.
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Old 2006-02-27, 19:59
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Old 2006-02-27, 20:14
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Old 2006-02-27, 20:17
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i think she looks pretty womanly from behind. it's not like she has a hairy back or anything...
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Old 2006-02-27, 20:20
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Old 2006-02-27, 20:24
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If you think that looks like a man from behind you haven't seen many topless girls from behind while they change. Or you've seen way too many long-haired men take off their bras while you stood behind them.
 
Old 2006-02-27, 20:25
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here we go again....
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Old 2006-02-27, 20:26
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hahahahaha

Yeah if i saw those pictures, and the person turned around and it was a man, i would definately have to consider casterating myself
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here we go again....


time to get the popcorn out ey Siggi...
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nah, I get the feeling I know where this might be going, and it`s certanly not popcorn worthy.
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Old 2006-02-27, 20:39
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Picture i just took of me, getting naked

Hah u have some competition now Bia, i turned around!

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Old 2006-02-27, 20:40
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man, you have a baaaaaaad weight problem
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Seemed like it was going to turn into a classic internet fight, where someone would eventually get suspended. But it looks like I was wrong, everything seems nice and quiet now.... Good.
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Old 2006-02-27, 20:41
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Old 2006-02-27, 22:27
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I remember once there was a few of us you were gunna send pics like that to, because we agreed with you or something. Anyway i never recieved mine, when can i expect it?
 
Old 2006-02-28, 15:49
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Stop whining. You look like a little child with your child-like wiry frame.


How the fuck does she look like a man? You still look like a bitch. Stop bitching at Bia.
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Old 2006-02-28, 16:32
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I remember once there was a few of us you were gunna send pics like that to, because we agreed with you or something. Anyway i never recieved mine, when can i expect it?

Listen....I may be a little rough on the edges and not extremely Lady Like.....but I dont send sexy pics to people that "agree with me" on any particular issue.
hehehe.....seriously.

Now...for a custom user title....Hell yeah

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