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I gave her my camera and told her to go crazy.....she took about 40...those were just a few she got of me. It was mostly sky and her feet and the store interior.
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psh whatever!
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Now my hand really hurts.
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Very good looking little guy there...
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Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
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Not all, the first pic makes him look possesed and eating the cat
gr1mness points, +3 
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Im from new zealand. The uh, home of... (Ok australians, ill say sheep)
The sheep are plentiful here, for the sake of ritualistic offerings 
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im no expert on guitar gear, but it looks like too much crap stacked on a little practice amp, i dont mean to insult or nothing, what is that like one 12 inch speaker or something
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Its a 2x12 cab, its a rig thats developed over time though. O don't really use the Pod anymore- only for tuning, and the poweramp in the bottom of the rack is broken. Everything else is in constant use- the heads are A/B'd. I don't have the space to have it any other way- hence the tall stack, and its more practical this way
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What's the matter FBS, my cat catch your tongue?
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If you had more presence of mind than a barnacle, you could have seen that I wasn't online.
Now, however, I am, and you like to table the motion that your cat looks constipated and mine is supreme.
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fuck cats. they leave hair everywhere. all they do is rub you and slink around
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fbs cat owns, thus has been spoken, thus it shall be
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my dog beats the shit out of all ur pets hes 15 years old blind in 1 eye and deaf
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poor thing. my dog was 13 when it died. it was completely blind and could barely walk. it was such an awesome dog..
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Hmm...Zionist's cat looks like a queer cat model, and FBS' cat looks like it's hard as nails sibling. Pretty even call for me.
The cat I used to have would have totally fucked up both your cats though.
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FBS has the most cool cat is takes the piss outta people. 
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bah, Lou is the best cat in the world. She's fucking awesome and beats all your cats...
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No. You were online then you quick logged off, wuss.
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nah, she's one of the north american maine coons (spelling?). shes only like 4 or 5months old and shes already the size of a normal full grown cat. she should grow to the size of a dog
there's another pic on my profile on that site of her. she's so awesome.
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Yeah, that's it. Male cat, fully grown? 25lb. They're enormous.
I'd love one, but the coat doesn't go down a treat in Australia. If I ever wanted a big cat, I'd get one of
these. Or perhaps I'll just keep feeding Badger protein powder.
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With a shorthair, five occasional minutes of brushing will mean very little cleaning of the house. Even so, there are breeds of cats which don't shed hair at all. I forget which.
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Is your cat a black person by any chance?
Ejaculating feels oh so good..sometimes I wish my girlfriend was a shapeshifter because I enjoy variety.
Oh yah...I was drinking.
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My cat barely leaves anything behind.
She's an Asain Tortishell and often is bathing herself.
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Yeah, that's it. Male cat, fully grown? 25lb. They're enormous.
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DAMN!!! Thats one big pussy!!!
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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I'm quoting myself...how lame...I ejaculated by myself eariler...I stated I wish my girlfriend was a shapeshifter because I enjoy variety, that's why there is internet porno...you get it??? you get it?? Having sex with the same person for three years is like chewing the same piece of bubble gum for three years...they both lose their flavour.
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