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Old 2006-02-06, 01:23
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http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=6958

And I've posted another one of my two night stand and another of my current girlfriend.

Making fun of me? You should be banned...I could insult you for days, but this is the internet and I'd rather not put in the time of higher my extreme frosty coco puffs of a status.

Ya little bitch.


He should be banned for making fun of you. That's a crock of shit. You're the whiny little bitch.
 
Old 2006-02-06, 01:28
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He should be banned for making fun of you. That's a crock of shit. You're the whiny little bitch.



It's called sarcasm Hellen Keller.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-02-06, 01:31
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http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=6958

And I've posted another one of my two night stand and another of my current girlfriend.

Making fun of me? You should be banned...I could insult you for days, but this is the internet and I'd rather not put in the time of higher my extreme frosty coco puffs of a status.

Ya little bitch.

i just realised you look alot like this guy i know named billy
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Old 2006-02-06, 01:39
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i just realised you look alot like this guy i know named billy



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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-06, 01:54
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Old 2006-02-06, 03:16
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We have all seen the picture of BassBehemoth and FearFrost fondling eachother, but have we ever seen a picture of BassB with a chick? I sure haven't.


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Old 2006-02-06, 03:55
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I'm gonna do a quick impression myself:

"I can be found scrutinizing the chit chat forum for people making fun of Bia and I'll ban whosoever has the effrontery to make innuendos about her. But heres the kicker, while doing this, I can often be found making innuendos about people like Dissection, but that doesn't matter...he doesn't have a vagina, or does he?"

Lolz who am I???

Bye, and I shouldn't have to justify myself why either.
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Old 2006-02-06, 07:27
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I thought Bia was gonna show some flesh for the one year

maybe we are not special enough

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Old 2006-02-06, 07:37
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Bye, and I shouldn't have to justify myself why either.


Ownt , cya kalahahsmahack,pt

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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-02-06, 07:38
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-02-06, 07:57
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Fuck me i was close though

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Old 2006-02-06, 09:58
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We have all seen the picture of BassBehemoth and FearFrost fondling eachother, but have we ever seen a picture of BassB with a chick? I sure haven't.


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http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=6958

And I've posted another one of my two night stand and another of my current girlfriend.

Making fun of me? You should be banned...I could insult you for days, but this is the internet and I'd rather not put in the time of higher my extreme frosty coco puffs of a status.

Ya little bitch.


Haha, I think the internet vernacular is 'served'!
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Old 2006-02-06, 14:45
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Haha, Kalmahswamp realized there's a double-standard for mods! And that we allow people to make fun of Dissection because it's ultimately harmless but are protective of Bia because it invariably becomes big and gay! And he won the best prize of all!

Seriously, dude, grow up. You know the goddamn rules, and that you have to obey them to have any right to stay here. You also know that I am, as was said, seriously sensitive when it comes to these rules. And one rule is now and has been for a while 'no insulting Bia out of left field.' If you're in an argument with her and want to insult her as you would anybody else, be my guest. If you think it would be funny to point at something incredibly ugly and unrelated to Bia and say 'HAHA BIA'S UGLY!' I'm going to give you a much-needed break from these forums, as you obviously think about them too much if you're making Bia jokes out of nowhere. Now, have I lain out our Bia policy clearly enough for everybody? If not, please, feel free to do something stupid and get suspended as an example to the others.

And the correct answer for my question was St. Nicholas, so blizzard beast gets an all-expenses-paid tour of a pub bathroom in Kent. Those of you who thought it was Zionist just because it obviously was get nothing.

Oh, and don't believe that picture of BB with a girl. That's really Fear Frost too. They're the only two people in all of Canada.
 
Old 2006-02-06, 15:25
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SHHHHHH man, dont tell them the other 6,000 people are just mirror reflections
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Old 2006-02-06, 15:27
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Oh, shit, did I actually write that? Uh, I meant 'Canada is a diverse and wonderful place, with many people in it, and definitely not a giant scam pulled on the rest of the world so BB and FF can have a huge chunk of the globe to themselves.'
 
Old 2006-02-06, 15:54
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Thats fucking better.
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Old 2006-02-06, 16:38
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You also know that I am, as was said, seriously sensitive when it comes to these rules.


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Old 2006-02-06, 16:53
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Old 2006-02-06, 20:57
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=6958

And I've posted another one of my two night stand and another of my current girlfriend.

Making fun of me? You should be banned...I could insult you for days, but this is the internet and I'd rather not put in the time of higher my extreme frosty coco puffs of a status.

Ya little bitch.


whose the hottie BB , is that really your sister , shes cute LOL
 
Old 2006-02-06, 20:59
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Ok, I called Pendemonium HELLEN KELLER .you can't write shit that funny..where is my tour of the balls and all?


Yah, Canada is great...hey Frosted Flakes, it's about time to toss NHOE in the lion pit. His giant hair is posing a threat to our nation!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-06, 21:01
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http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=6958

And I've posted another one of my two night stand and another of my current girlfriend.

Making fun of me? You should be banned...I could insult you for days, but this is the internet and I'd rather not put in the time of higher my extreme frosty coco puffs of a status.

Ya little bitch.

whaoh vlame fdown, i qaas just jolkeing. but you AND YO0UR SUSDTER DOP M,AKER A GREAT COUPLE.I
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Old 2006-02-06, 21:02
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Well, it's quite funny we have Dissection and Bia policies. Pretty far out that we have policies for these certain individuals and their treatment on the forum. Anyways, back to school work.
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Old 2006-02-06, 21:04
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Yah, Canada is great...hey Frosted Flakes, it's about time to toss NHOE in the lion pit. His giant hair is posing a threat to our nation!


to saint johns we go!
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Old 2006-02-06, 21:24
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Well, it's quite funny we have Dissection and Bia policies.

Well I dont want a Bia policy.
But I dont call the shots here.

I'm slowly growing up and learning to handle things...I swear I'm trying.
 
Old 2006-02-06, 21:31
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Hahaha. Yeah, even you got suspended, Bia. So there.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-02-06, 21:36
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whaoh vlame fdown, i qaas just jolkeing. but you AND YO0UR SUSDTER DOP M,AKER A GREAT COUPLE.I



When I'm "drunk" I have no problem typing..Into the garbage shoot, flyboy.

I'd have sex with your girlfriend, but I would risk going to prison.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-06, 21:40
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Old 2006-02-06, 21:43
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haha, I've got that. It was posted a few years back somwhere on this site.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-02-06, 22:16
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I've seen pictures of BB with women in the picture.

Is there really 6,000 people in Canada? We're heading to Alaska in about 5 years for vacation.
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Old 2006-02-06, 22:19
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I've seen pictures of BB with women in the picture.

Is there really 6,000 people in Canada? We're heading to Alaska in about 5 years for vacation.



Women?? The one's who are in the pictures with me act like little girls!

and yes...there is 6000 people in Canada...and Alaska is own biggest province.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-06, 22:28
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When I'm "drunk" I have no problem typing..Into the garbage shoot, flyboy.

I'd have sex with your girlfriend, but I would risk going to prison.

alcogol os isdiosyncratic, no one cares abpoit there typing excepot you. my girlffriewnd id 18 by the way
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Old 2006-02-06, 22:50
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Ok, I called Pendemonium HELLEN KELLER .you can't write shit that funny..where is my tour of the balls and all?


Yah, Canada is great...hey Frosted Flakes, it's about time to toss NHOE in the lion pit. His giant hair is posing a threat to our nation!


Oh yeah, it was so funny that when no one laughed the first time, you had to post about it again and still get no laughs.
 
Old 2006-02-06, 23:02
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Women?? The one's who are in the pictures with me act like little girls!

and yes...there is 6000 people in Canada...and Alaska is own biggest province.


You big dope! You're not supposed to say that! I was backing you up.

Are you going to give us old folks a guided tour when we come up there? I know it's the wrong side of the country for ya, but I won't tell him. He won't know the difference.


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Old 2006-02-06, 23:05
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alcogol os isdiosyncratic, no one cares abpoit there typing excepot you. my girlffriewnd id 18 by the way


oahz id isdnt koew.



Ok guys...I called Pandemonium HELEN FUCKING KELLER


http://www.aph.org/hall_fame/hf_pho...eller_small.jpg


Check it out...he wrote this...what a loser! LOLZ

http://www.millicentlibrary.org/keller.jpg
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-06, 23:09
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You big dope! You're not supposed to say that! I was backing you up.

Are you going to give us old folks a guided tour when we come up there? I know it's the wrong side of the country for ya, but I won't tell him. He won't know the difference.



I think we're closer to California from here than Alaska....God bless Canada.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-06, 23:38
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Hmm, the national sport. I wondered what they really used hockey sticks for.
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Old 2006-02-06, 23:41
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haha, yah, those baby seals try to eat our children..we keep them in check!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-06, 23:44
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oahz id isdnt koew.

what, you actually thought people cared about about there typoing when they were intoxicated? or where you talking about about my girlfriend? christ, the little comment about you going to jail for banging her shouldn't have been brouhgt up in the first palce there sparky, is there even an age of consent in canada?
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Old 2006-02-07, 00:05
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I think we're closer to California from here than Alaska....God bless Canada.

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Old 2006-02-07, 00:14
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what, you actually thought people cared about about there typoing when they were intoxicated? or where you talking about about my girlfriend? christ, the little comment about you going to jail for banging her shouldn't have been brouhgt up in the first palce there sparky, is there even an age of consent in canada?


I was talking about your girlfriend..I haven't been called Sparky since 20 minutes ago in FearFrost's bed....and yes, the consent age here is 14(I thought you were 16?)...18 for anal...
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-07, 00:27
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We won't have a Bia policy once everybody learns to treat her like every other member. I sure as hell don't want one, but you monkeys won't behave. We didn't have a Bia policy when she first showed up, only when people decided to follow her around and make her every remark the platform for a stupid, weak, masturbatory flame, which disrupted the forum and annoyed me personally. So now we have a policy and will continue to have one for as long as you cunts make it necessary.

And we don't have a Dissection policy. He just walks around these forums with a target on his back. Nobody needs to follow him around, berating him for daring to comment on the board like everybody else. Hideous pictures don't immediately get turned into Dissection burns. Only his genuinely idiotic comments get him flamed. There's a massive difference between how he's treated and how Bia is, and that's why there's a massive difference in mod response to how he's treated.
 
Old 2006-02-07, 00:30
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SHHHHHH man, dont tell them the other 6,000 people are just mirror reflections


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Old 2006-02-07, 00:32
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We won't have a Bia policy once everybody learns to treat her like every other member. I sure as hell don't want one, but you monkeys won't behave. We didn't have a Bia policy when she first showed up, only when people decided to follow her around and make her every remark the platform for a stupid, weak, masturbatory flame, which disrupted the forum and annoyed me personally. So now we have a policy and will continue to have one for as long as you cunts make it necessary.

And we don't have a Dissection policy. He just walks around these forums with a target on his back. Nobody needs to follow him around, berating him for daring to comment on the board like everybody else. Hideous pictures don't immediately get turned into Dissection burns. Only his genuinely idiotic comments get him flamed. There's a massive difference between how he's treated and how Bia is, and that's why there's a massive difference in mod response to how he's treated.


Nuff said there I suppose.
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Old 2006-02-07, 01:04
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let it be known im staying the hell away from anything to do with bia

and PST is right. bill says stupid shit, we tease. there IS a difference

and this is the photobook....
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Old 2006-02-07, 02:10
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I was talking about your girlfriend..I haven't been called Sparky since 20 minutes ago in FearFrost's bed....and yes, the consent age here is 14(I thought you were 16?)...18 for anal...

I am 16. My chick is 18.
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Old 2006-02-07, 09:54
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You've got such a cute twinkle in your eyes all the time. I bet you were a real pill when you were little. The other guy made me think of John Candy. He looks like he's "trouble" too.
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3 nights ago!!!
Beer!
This is the party that I came from when I posted on metaltabs drunk as hell. The guy next to me is Marc Danger. We call him danger cause he had a few double beer bongs (yeah that's 2 cans of beer at once) throught the night.


Is that a slayer shirt?
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
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Old 2006-02-07, 20:46
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Is Goatwhore any good? I've been meaning to check them out for like 2 years.
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Old 2006-02-07, 20:47
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I'd say they are, i mean they have goat in their name. And goat is good
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-02-08, 00:17
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Haha, Kalmahswamp realized there's a double-standard for mods! And that we allow people to make fun of Dissection because it's ultimately harmless but are protective of Bia because it invariably becomes big and gay! And he won the best prize of all!

Seriously, dude, grow up. You know the goddamn rules, and that you have to obey them to have any right to stay here. You also know that I am, as was said, seriously sensitive when it comes to these rules. And one rule is now and has been for a while 'no insulting Bia out of left field.' If you're in an argument with her and want to insult her as you would anybody else, be my guest. If you think it would be funny to point at something incredibly ugly and unrelated to Bia and say 'HAHA BIA'S UGLY!' I'm going to give you a much-needed break from these forums, as you obviously think about them too much if you're making Bia jokes out of nowhere. Now, have I lain out our Bia policy clearly enough for everybody? If not, please, feel free to do something stupid and get suspended as an example to the others.

And the correct answer for my question was St. Nicholas, so blizzard beast gets an all-expenses-paid tour of a pub bathroom in Kent. Those of you who thought it was Zionist just because it obviously was get nothing.

Oh, and don't believe that picture of BB with a girl. That's really Fear Frost too. They're the only two people in all of Canada.





you know....a bia policy sticky would be great. No hard feelings though bia....because a lot of people here do take you a little to seriously.....thats all.
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Old 2006-02-08, 00:36
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you know....a bia policy sticky would be great.


No, it wouldn't. Really.

This is all SO TIRESOME. I am sick of it crawling its petty pustulent arse into consciousness. It's even more ridiculous than your usual collective babble. In conclusion, this issue can go away, and anyone who makes it continue can just get banned.

Also, there have been 2 pictures in the last 20 posts. Read the thread title. Realise you are all diseased.
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Quoting for goatse...

Picture thread... goat reference... argh the eternal dilemma.
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Old 2006-02-08, 12:40
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Yeah, bia I remember those......

More pictures!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2006-02-08, 13:16
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Old 2006-02-08, 18:22
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a lot of people here do take you a little to seriously.....thats all.

a lot of people around here have no sense of humour and rip at you for no reason not just bia alot of other people too.

And for bias pics i think you should do me one.
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Old 2006-02-11, 15:59
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This first one is by far my favorite fucking picture in the world. For one thing, I totally love the smile on my friend Beth's face, happiest fucking look I've ever seen; and I'm holding a fucking 40 of steel reserve. Oh, and this first one is also from my birthday party this past weekend. So that's my apartment in the background.
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=P2030002.jpg
These are from a party in January with some Indians.
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=P1210086.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=P1210079.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=P1210077.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=P1210053.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=P1210052.jpg

I don't remember where these are from.....but I'm wearing the sepultura shirt from the October party.....
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=PB130175.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=PB130163.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=P1210078.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=PB130116.jpg


haha, wow, that's a lotta pics.....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2006-02-11, 16:09
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Haha, PoT is one crazy looking fucker.
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Old 2006-02-11, 16:22
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That's not what you told me, Tullie. I think "cuddly" was the word you used. hehe Loved the one of flippin' the bird. That cracked me up.
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Old 2006-02-11, 17:22
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And for bias pics i think you should do me one.


Do you mean the little drawings I did on the page or two back?
Drawing is a mood thing....but next time I'm in the mood I'll hook you up with something. I think the one I did with "Metal Tabs" in diff styles of lettering was quite clever and is among one of the coolest things I've done.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.../Picture786.jpg



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I love when you post...you're a handsome MF-er

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Old 2006-02-11, 18:13
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uhhmm yeah


And picture of girlfriend
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Old 2006-02-11, 18:38
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uhhmm yeah


And picture of girlfriend

Send your girlfriend over to me so I can have my way with her.
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Hell no Only I get to do that...And if you did I would tear you up
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Old 2006-02-11, 18:48
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This first one is by far my favorite fucking picture in the world. For one thing, I totally love the smile on my friend Beth's face, happiest fucking look I've ever seen; and I'm holding a fucking 40 of steel reserve. Oh, and this first one is also from my birthday party this past weekend. So that's my apartment in the background.
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=P2030002.jpg
These are from a party in January with some Indians.
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=P1210086.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=P1210079.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=P1210077.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=P1210053.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=P1210052.jpg

I don't remember where these are from.....but I'm wearing the sepultura shirt from the October party.....
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=PB130175.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=PB130163.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=P1210078.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/e206/...nt=PB130116.jpg


haha, wow, that's a lotta pics.....



Thats a nice fucking beard man.
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Old 2006-02-11, 22:26
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Old 2006-02-12, 00:00
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Kinda looks like him.
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hahaha. Too bad I hate the beatles.


....damn right bia. The only thing missing is the black metal spatula.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

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Old 2006-02-12, 05:56
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And for bias pics i think you should do me one.

A very quick one...
on an old envelope.
hah

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damn bia u have alot of spare time do to those but i have to admit they're pretty good
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Old 2006-02-12, 06:21
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That was about 8 minutes including uploading to a host.
That one is a little sloppy, It went too quickly.
 
Old 2006-02-12, 09:03
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That was about 8 minutes including uploading to a host.
That one is a little sloppy, It went too quickly.


lol still good
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Old 2006-02-12, 09:23
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i concur, flesh
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Old 2006-02-13, 01:48
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Only to whom she wishes. You can't just say, "flesh." You gotta be more presentable. Suspend her and/or maybe back her up when she needs it, then maybe. Oh...wait....that's me!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2006-02-13, 02:29
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your sleeping with bia?!?!

I KNEW IT!!!!



hahaha

nah I was trying subliminal messages, by being so blatant that you don't realise that it has effected your mind deeply.....
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Old 2006-02-13, 04:15
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Dont think I dont notice these comments.
I try not to respond but boom...here I am.


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No, powers makes with the e-flesh if you suspend him or back him up. I suspend him every now and then just for shits and giggles and get some very interesting pictures in return. Not going to post any, but suffice it to say that, in these, he does have a black metal spatula.
 
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awesome! im glad my press kit is circulating. the guy on the left is just a groupie, though
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Old 2006-02-13, 11:54
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awesome! im glad my press kit is circulating. the guy on the left is just a groupie, though


Hahahahaha and the guy on the right?

Let me guess... 'special friend'?
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Old 2006-02-13, 14:14
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awesome! im glad my press kit is circulating. the guy on the left is just a groupie, though
Oh Yeah! I remember that day.
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Old 2006-02-13, 15:47
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Old 2006-02-13, 16:23
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cool pic
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Old 2006-02-13, 19:57
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I forget if i posted in here or not, too lazy to search.

here's me.

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w/ my girlfriend and my brother, in his wacky baseball hat there that he wears all the time....

better one of my girlfriend since she looks wicked frazzled in that one

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and yes, that is a very strategic picture-cut done by me.

they've probablly been posted, forgive me if so. I have bad short term memory.
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she kinda looks stoned in both, and your brother reminds me of trans
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Old 2006-02-13, 20:17
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she kinda looks stoned in both, and your brother reminds me of trans


She does the way-to-much-fucking-eye-makeup thing....i keep telling her to stop but she insists it's the only way she can look pretty

And my brother's cool, just goofy lookin'
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Old 2006-02-13, 21:06
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Old 2006-02-13, 21:39
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i was going to say your bro looks just like the execrator. not that any of you would know
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Old 2006-02-13, 21:47
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haha actually he does doesnt he
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Old 2006-02-14, 22:21
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Wow, I just got a big nostalgia trip as my the old guitarist from my old band sent me some pics..4-5 years ago...enjoy.
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Old 2006-02-14, 23:16
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Wow, I just got a big nostalgia trip as my the old guitarist from my old band sent me some pics..4-5 years ago...enjoy.


heh heh...

Recent stuff...
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Old 2006-02-14, 23:24
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Tehehe

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