Hehe thanks!

whahhaa thnx, now u decide wether im a traitor or the cops that give fines for nothing in NL or maybe those 6 guys who raped that 13 year old girl, and one of em even stabbed a guy to death before, yep im rilli a traitor for hating a land where people do this kinda SHIT!!! no wait maybe i hate the whole world for what people do to each other. so now everybody can call me a traitor

geeez

so u go ahead and be proud

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He was only fucking around man, I know life sucks for you, just lighten up a little

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well, i wasnt trying to be serious, but ok, if you'd rather live in america the land of the free, good luck, you'll be fat, dumb and republican in a few years

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people who feel offended, don't.

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Mr. Bright. at least we don't have insane gun laws and driveby shootings here, I actually feel safe on the streets here.

Though I do agree we've been having a lot of shit lately, mainly due to muslim extremist.

that made me chuckle.

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if i dont like NL wehat makes u think i like USA i hate em both same much, i prefer iceland

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fuck yea dode, Iceland fucking rules I've only been to one other country than iceland thoug, and that's Danmark. I'de really like to go to Holland, America and Spain.

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PHOTO THREAD

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Im the one getting punched.

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trying to re-enact the vulgar display of power cover?

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OUCH!!!

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Why?

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where?

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EVERYONE! SHOULDE BE! KIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLED!

Reminds me of that.

who?

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We did alot of drinking that night, fought some people, broke some shit. The guy on the left is one of my best friends, and it sucks ass cause i cant even see him or anyone of those guys that was there.

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ok the most recent pic of me i look shit but ill put it in anywayz

1. most recent pic of me and andy
2. me being stupid for a mate of mine
3. me just being me

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oh god i think im the shortest out of the whole site. Im still growing (hopefully) but im a total height of 5'2

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I'm 5ft10. Taller than some, and shorter than most, wretched....

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at 5'6, i think i'm just smaller than most.

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I'm 6'2

as for the photos:

heres a part of my band backstage :
http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=4402

and here's me
http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=4398

I look weird in that pic

Whats going on in that 1st pic? You freaky Dutchmen

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I'm 6'0
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/zionist/g.jpg

Here's a funny picture of me
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/zionist/MVC-008F.jpg

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That second pic should be put in an old photoshopped thread...hint hint....

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Hehe nice cheese mo' Zionist!

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im not known on this site but heres my pic!
http://www.purevolume.com/withhopes...h/photos/407961
Also, check out some of our songs while your on that page.
those are old songs off are old demo.

5'9. I win.

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EMO KID, LOL!

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HAHAHAHA

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That's exactly what i was thinking....wasn't gonna say anything.....for no obvious reason......¬.¬



























http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...om/Image284.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...upidemotwat.jpg
*not emo*

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Wow, I have a twin in Liverpool!

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...that lipring definitally quilifies you for emo

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a twin!?...wha???!.

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Well maybe not twins.

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C'ZZZ UP

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hahaha deMANU, you look cool bro but

horrid shirt though, CARN THE MIGHTY WALLABIES!!!!

ay ay, Dont be mean muggin my All Blacks Jersey.

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here's a pic of me.

sorry dude, is that a joke or serious?

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A really nice one ! xD

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I hope that is not a real picture of you because i seriously burst out laughing after looking at it

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Haha, thats not your guitar or amps is it ''i hate nu metal'' ? it looks photoshopped on, well the amps are blatant, but you can just see the guitar could be aswell.

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it is photoshopped ! but it looks so damn stupid! really funny

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I wonder where he got that shirt at......hahahahaha

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That face is photoshopped aswell! It's horrendous, no human being could possibly look like that!

aye, either that or he has half a 'tash

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Seriously whats going on with that..

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ok dudes, the other pics he did were also photoshopped, this one is too, its his face and arms, nothign else is his

its not that hard people

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You look like a famine victim.

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Hahaha, look at the size of his pants compared to the rest of his body. At least try to make it look real.

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Dude,you couldn't fool a retard with that.

is that a Mannequin!

Why would he go to all that effort though?

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He thought it would turn out good i guess?

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ha, he's probably fat.

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for a laugh, damn people your WAY overthinking this shit

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hahahaha. He has a real picture of himself in his profile. Hahahah this is the coolest page of the thread

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hahaha! tha i hate nu metal pic
hahahah..

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exactly my point. and to put some of the controversy to rest, I'll try to answer as many questions as I can remember.
1. it is very photoshopped. the amps, the guitar, the shirt, the pants. here's why. the guitar, cause it looks cool, and it's the next best thing to having one. heheh. the amps, cause they look cooler than my window blinds. the shirt, because in the original picture, I'm holding a Warlock, and I didn't feel like going through all the trouble of removing the parts of the guitar that were still showing beneath the Dean from the shirt. Hence, the black shirt. didn't exactly turn out as planned, but since this was like a ten minute job, I didn't really care. The pants were brought in from another picture (also of me), because in front of me in that picture is my big ass bed, which is almost up to my waist. It was blocking the view of the Dean, so I got rid of it, and stripped in the legs. which sucked, but what the hell.
2. I am NOT FAT .
3. I'm not a famine victim. I'm not a mountain, either, I'm 6'0", 145.
4. To the dude who made the mustache comment, funny, but not ha ha funny. . It's not that I had a half a 'stache, it's just that I think I had a stupid look on my face at the time the picture was taken.
5. I don't exactly remember which other pics I posted into this thread. The one with the Warlock is 100% real. The one with my head on a plate, well, you be the judge of that.

As far as this little experiment is concerned, I give myself an A for effort. And no one can take that away from me.

Thanks to everyone for your comments, you've made me feel very special tonight, and I promise to strive for perfection in all my future Photoshop endeavors. And yes, that is my real face. Feel my pain?

Hahaha, i think everyone liked that picture. Good work man

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I was looking for a place to show these off.
Not sure if this is cool or not....but I'm not posting pics of my ass in here......yet.

Black: Epiphone LP Special II
Blue: Cheapy Fender Strat single pickup
Red: Ibanez EX (my first guitar!)

don't change the colour of your guitar. you'll have your plain text and you'll like it. nice guitars though
edit: don't change the colour of your TEXT. fuck i hate being a spastic

hmmmm. taken last night at a party.....very drunk.

me with gf. drunk...trying to look scarey without laughing/smiling...failing miserably.



nice guitars by the way.

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HEHEHEEHEHEHHEHE.....good work sars'e boy

Don't worry, bro. I was about 98% sure that it was a joke, but I decided against saying so because I wanted to see how long they would make fun of you. If it makes you feel better, I'm 100% sure most of them knew it was a joke, too, but decided to make fun of you anyway. Hell, you had to know you were running that risk when you posted the shitty thing. Seriously, that thing made me laugh my ass off, although, fortunately, not literally.

Even though you have the lamest name here next to Transient, you're cool in my book, which, admittedly, does not have many pages. I also can't find a publisher for it yet, well, I did, but then when I try to explain to them it's not a children's book, they suddenly don't believe in my potential anymore. It's fucking baffling, and just so you know it really is puzzling, here's a smiley for proof-



Why not post pictures of your ass in here? Atif did a long time ago to my delight, and my buddy Transient did much to everyone's horror. The thread has since been deleted, we are not supposed to talk about it, and I will undoubtedly be suspended from the forum for a year just for bringing it up.

By the way, those stickers on your first guitar made me laugh. I put stickers all over my first guitar, too. Then I took them off maybe 30 months later, and since then I've managed to wash off most of the glue. It was pretty fun putting random, stupid stickers on my guitar the first 18 months I had it. You can do whatever you want when your guitar is a Squier, there's nothing you can do to make it less impressive, except maybe put a new headstock on it to trick people into thinking it's a BC Rich Bronze Series... or a Rogue.



Dude, you didn't fail at all, that was pretty grym. The second I clicked on it, I grabbed my machete and raised my hand to hack at my monitor, nearly succumbing to my primal urges to defend my life against such an intimidating figure. You also owe me a new pair of jeans and underwear. If you PM me your home address, I'll gladly send you the receipts.

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Even though you have the lamest name here next to Transient, you're cool in my book, which, admittedly, does not have many pages. I also can't find a publisher for it yet, well, I did, but then when I try to explain to them it's not a children's book, they suddenly don't believe in my potential anymore. It's fucking baffling, and just so you know it really is puzzling, here's a smiley for proof-

I don't care they made fun of me. I thought their comments were pretty funny and entertaining. For the record, I can do better than that picture, I just kinda slapped it together really quick. I might actually put some time into it sometime in the future, but now I don't really feel like it. I was kinda curious to see what the reactions would be, and how many people would figure out it was fake as hell. I must say I was impressed. I was a little surprised at the scope of the backlash and flaming, though. I figured people would realize it's bullshit, crack a joke or two, and move on. But, damn, you guys just ripped me a new one. But, it's cool, though, I don't mind. I am actually planning to post some more of my Photoshop stuff here in the future and see what kind of feedback you guys can give me. You all are a heartless fucking bunch who don't give a god damn about people's self esteem, and that's exactly the kind of no bullshit criticism that I like. So check out my stuff in the official photoshopped thread, and flame away. It's on the last page.
I posted a Photoshopped picture of my car on a car enthusiast web site, and maybe two people figured out it was fake. And this fucking thing was painfully obvious. I mean, I really went fucking crazy with the colors and what not, man. It was pretty funny to see how many people didn't get it. And that picture with the Dean guitar I also posted on another website on my little personal web page, and no one realized that it was fake.
I don't mind being made fun of, especially for something like this, casue, hell, I do so love to fucking razz some people, too. The guys at work can barely put up with me. Hell, I can hardly put up with myself. Anyway, bro, thanks for the words of encouragement. I appreciate it.

Now, death to all of you!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

she's kinda cute.

Dont forgot to put toliet paper and q-tips under the bridge!!

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here are the said pictures of my car. i'm the guy with the white non-photoshopped shoes.

It was completely obvious to everyone that your pic was photoshopped man.
Anyway, the job on the car is OK, probably could've done a lot better.

Go look at my post in "Pics of your setup" thread in "Gear & Recording" forum....there's somewhat of a shot of ass in that.

Chris likes the kadunkadunk!

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i hope this doesnt offend anyone. it offended my friend Ling, i thought it was funny.

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nice!!!!!!!!!!!!! guitars, I mean.

Hahaha, you silly goose. Toilet paper would never work, for it compresses to easily, and the bridge would depress again. You need cardboard, man, cardboard. Well, cardboard and the sticks from q-tips and lollypops- but only if they're plastic, of course.



There's nothing I can say that Sir Mix-a-Lot doesn't already say for me.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny
that when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
and a round thing in your face
you get sprung. Wanna pull up tough
'cause you noticed that butt was STUFFED.
Look at those jeans she's wearin'!
I'm hooked and I can't stopped starin'!

Contrarily to the lyrical content in the greatest song of the 20th century, however, I like wide hips, too. It's not necessary, but it helps.

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three pics of my on a dance... man I always put up a really stupid look on pictures...

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Haha, that kid in the third pic looks like Mcauley Kulkin (sp?)

You can delete your own post, click the "edit" button

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Thanks BLS...I have the attachment this time....DUHHH me

Nice little Mix.....

Man, your hardcore with that can of coke and smoke...

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hehe who the fuck is Mcauley Kulkin ?

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i think its the kid from home alone.

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mmmm coke... real coke... anyone tried that new coke light? discusting shit, almost as bad a diet coke. My mom and dad have started to only buy Coke light because they´re supposedly in a diet

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ok, yea he kinda looks like him when come to think about it... in real life he looks kinda different thoug

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its called C2 here in north america...

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pfft fuck darwin, this is the real phish
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...OdinismFish.jpg

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Heres me actin all bitchin and shit 30 minutes ago.

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What a chuckle

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cool jacket. You look totally 80s heavy metal, man.

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yea, that jacket is awsome

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Thanks my step dada was like "here you can have this" after he totalled his bike, notice the scuff marks on the right arm. It was amazing that he walked away from that one alive and pretty much unscathed.

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wow. I guess you could say I got one of those preppy vintage brown type leather jackets from either Ross or Kohl's. I wanted a biker jacket but eh.

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PRE-FADED JEANS???

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Who said jeans?

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Odinism < Onanism

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