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Old 2005-11-16, 13:09
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Old 2005-11-16, 15:47
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hah nope, last years guidance teacher. just a really funny picture she thought i deleted.
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Old 2005-11-16, 16:23
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That is abit of a legendary image
 
Old 2005-11-17, 00:03
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Here is a picture of me and my arm pit if anyone is interested, thats my dad on the right.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ll/DSC00061.jpg
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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Old 2005-11-17, 04:53
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You got purdy arm pits. and an even purdier daddy.
 
Old 2005-11-17, 05:06
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Old 2005-11-17, 05:07
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OH MY GOSH ITS IN 4D! MY EYES ARE MELTING!!!!

Get ready for the ugliest picture you're ever gonna see of me. (you can see the finger on my fretting hand if anyone is interested...which I doubt)

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Old 2005-11-17, 05:18
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Good Bia didn't see the post where I said I'd show her a fun night. lol...I can't beleive no one made fun of my pics a page back...I'll wimper back to my cave.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2005-11-17, 13:20
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I did but you knew that from when you sent it over msn.
That's why I was calling you nerd on here and making fun of your physique.

HMHY--Nice guitar. You look like you're having a seizure though.

nh'-- She's older than me!!! That's one of those pictures that should get sneaked into the school yearbook in a candid shots section.
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Old 2005-11-17, 16:04
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well, some bored kid with a camera did this
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Old 2005-11-17, 18:19
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haha. If you're bored, why don't you make some evil "scenes" in your room and take pictures of that.
 
Old 2005-11-17, 18:46
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in a Yellow Submarine Beatles' voice --I never knew you were bluish.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2005-11-17, 18:46
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haha. If you're bored, why don't you make some evil "scenes" in your room and take pictures of that.
whatxcha mean evil scenes??
im not evil, and neither is my room


unles su find a yellowish wall with some random purple spots on in evil
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Old 2005-11-17, 19:21
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is that the ghetto?
 
Old 2005-11-17, 19:23
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theres nothing green in the ghetto!
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Old 2005-11-17, 19:26
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the guy on the left doesn't look green
 
Old 2005-11-17, 19:29
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Hahaha, he's talking about the plants, and that is not the ghetto. That is my grandmas house and the kid on the left is my brother.
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Old 2005-11-17, 19:38
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OH MY GOSH ITS IN 4D! MY EYES ARE MELTING!!!!

Get ready for the ugliest picture you're ever gonna see of me. (you can see the finger on my fretting hand if anyone is interested...which I doubt)

Nice stump. Haha
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Old 2005-11-17, 19:38
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I figured he was talking about the plants the colours of my monitor are slighty fucked so he looked like a badass negro gangbanger

it's funny though, if you look at that fence, the garden with the concrete pavement and a van like that, just reminds me of an American ghetto movie. simply because you don't see those vans around here and most people don't have steel fences around their garden here either!
 
Old 2005-11-17, 19:45
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I see a lot of those kinds of vans in Muskegon, MI, even though they're ugly as fuck.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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Old 2005-11-17, 19:58
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whatxcha mean evil scenes??
im not evil, and neither is my room


unles su find a yellowish wall with some random purple spots on in evil

*shrug* lay a bunch of swords around the room, turn off the lights, turn on a colored strobe and police lights, and take some flash pictures of gleaming, colored blades. I've been bored enough to do shit like that.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-11-18, 13:47
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http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b...ny/P1010028.jpg

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Old 2005-11-18, 15:22
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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Old 2005-11-18, 19:28
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doesnt for me either.
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Old 2005-11-18, 19:32
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I was really bored.
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Old 2005-11-18, 19:36
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Old 2005-11-18, 23:01
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Live pics Maze of Torment

Here the first pics of me with my Ran Guitar Urban Camo KKV. Taken yesterday:
http://www.mentalmoon.com/mot.html
http://www.mentalmoon.com/mot2.html
I´m the dude with the Slayer T-shirt and no hair.
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Old 2005-11-18, 23:05
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Here the first pics of me with my Ran Guitar Urban Camo KKV. Taken yesterday:
http://www.mentalmoon.com/mot.html
http://www.mentalmoon.com/mot2.html
I´m the dude with the Slayer T-shirt and no hair.


Erk.

1) These are photos. This is now in the photobook.

2) Your pictures don't work. You put in all the images with \ instead of / in the HTML.
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Old 2005-11-18, 23:08
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http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b...ny/P1010028.jpg

That looks badass, if you don't already know I'm 5'6" and a wee skinny one. And yes, those are real brass knuckles.


404'D!! Doesn't work, can't see a thing. Is it because you're so fucking skinny you fit between the pixels on my screen? I squinted and everything but you're just not there.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-11-18, 23:27
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Here the first pics of me with my Ran Guitar Urban Camo KKV. Taken yesterday:
http://www.mentalmoon.com/mot.html
http://www.mentalmoon.com/mot2.html
I´m the dude with the Slayer T-shirt and no hair.

kerry?!
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2005-11-18, 23:34
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Old 2005-11-18, 23:43
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Erk.

1) These are photos. This is now in the photobook.

2) Your pictures don't work. You put in all the images with \ instead of / in the HTML.



Yea, I saw that.
The links work for me.
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Old 2005-11-18, 23:45
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kerry?!



What??! Don´t know what You´re takling about..
Ok, he might be the biggest influence for me. I mean... look at my guitar! Who did You thing I got that idea from..?? Slayer is religion and Kerry King is Jesus to me.
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Old 2005-11-19, 01:51
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Are you like Jerry King?...

Kerry's brother?...
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Old 2005-11-19, 01:53
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hey soul'! you popped in!

haha you look like kerry turbo rico.. and you have a jeff hanneman inspired guitar just gain a little more weight and wear a bracelet of nails and you'd be identical
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

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Old 2005-11-19, 09:54
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hey soul'! you popped in!

haha you look like kerry turbo rico.. and you have a jeff hanneman inspired guitar just gain a little more weight and wear a bracelet of nails and you'd be identical



I just started out going to the gym again after a few years of decay... So hopefully I´ll get a little bit bigger in the near future. But I think I´ll skip the nails and the chains he got. And no leather pants for me.
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Old 2005-11-19, 16:30
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I just started out going to the gym again after a few years of decay... So hopefully I´ll get a little bit bigger in the near future.


Heheheh....
One thing that will help the skinny teen boys is simple.
Time...
you gotta wait and grow into MEN.


 
Old 2005-11-19, 16:48
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hes actually a full grown man in a famous swedish death metal band


youre just a bitch who lives in a shitty house and probably hates herself
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Old 2005-11-19, 16:57
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youre just a bitch who lives in a shitty house and probably hates herself

..Thank you
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Old 2005-11-19, 16:59
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youre just a bitch who lives in a shitty house and probably hates herself
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Old 2005-11-19, 17:09
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hes actually a full grown man in a famous swedish death metal band


youre just a bitch who lives in a shitty house and probably hates herself





Word.
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Old 2005-11-19, 17:21
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Old 2005-11-19, 17:36
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2005-11-19, 17:58
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Old 2005-11-19, 19:43
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hes actually a full grown man in a famous swedish death metal band


youre just a bitch who lives in a shitty house and probably hates herself



hahaha, that is the most intelligent thing I've heard in a long time..

And congrats with having no hair, I've done it before for a long time, have long hair now but in the future will probably resort to shaving.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2005-11-19, 20:41
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Oh, she was just stating a fact. Look at all the skinny guys that after they got out of puberty sprouted shoulders and muscles. They lost the baby fat in their face, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-11-19, 22:28
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Heheheh....
One thing that will help the skinny teen boys is simple.
Time...
you gotta wait and grow into MEN.



Well... I´m 26 and I´m 95 kg. Aiming for 105kg next summer. Don´t know what You´re talking about...
Teens? Skinny? Ok, I´m not huge, at the moment I´m just fat and lazy but that´s about to change!
I´ve never been misstaken for a teen in... atleast 5 years. Maybe I should say thank you???

Transient; thanx for the back up!
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Old 2005-11-19, 22:31
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Well... I´m 26 and I´m 95 kg. Aiming for 105kg next summer. Don´t know what You´re talking about...
Teens? Skinny? Ok, I´m not huge, at the moment I´m just fat and lazy but that´s about to change!



Well she's fat and ugly so you don't have to justify man.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2005-11-19, 22:40
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christ! this is a bia thrashing bonanza! i like it
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Old 2005-11-20, 12:22
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Old 2005-11-20, 14:53
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hahaha.

yo turbo. You're already 95 kg?!?!?! You don't look that big, that 209lbs....well in the kg system I'm 74.5 or something, cause I'm 164lbs. About 3 months ago, I was no more than 150lbs, and I want to gain atleast 50 more pounds.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-11-20, 15:03
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Old 2005-11-20, 15:34
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Old 2005-11-20, 15:37
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Old 2005-11-20, 17:27
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hahaha.

yo turbo. You're already 95 kg?!?!?! You don't look that big, that 209lbs....well in the kg system I'm 74.5 or something, cause I'm 164lbs. About 3 months ago, I was no more than 150lbs, and I want to gain atleast 50 more pounds.


I´ve been 95 kg for quite some time now... (pending between 92-95 the last 3 years) But it used to be muscles, now it´s fat... But it´s gonna change now! I´m tired of being out of shape. I´m 1.80 cm tall. Don´t know what that would be in feets, hands, arms or what ever... But 209 punds sound right. I know that 200 pounds is 91 kg.
The goal is 110 kg, I gained 2 kg in 3 weeks now when I got back to the gym, so I don´t thing that will be that hard. Eat alot, work out alot and if I can, try to cut down the drinking.... That´s my biggest problem, beer. You don´t grow that much muscles with beer.
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Old 2005-11-20, 20:44
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Old 2005-11-20, 20:48
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You'll get really cut abs if you binge that beer.

180cm...that's about 5 foot 9.....fucking hell that's like the same heighth as me
 
Old 2005-11-20, 21:10
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180cm...that's about 5 foot 9.....fucking hell that's like the same heighth as me


Why the fuck is everyone taller than me?.....fuckin' early smoking.
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Old 2005-11-20, 21:15
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Old 2005-11-20, 21:18
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christ...damn you 5'7!!!
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Old 2005-11-20, 21:21
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christ...damn you 5'7!!!



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Old 2005-11-20, 21:22
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i'd sooner be a bit shorter and stockier though, if your tall everyone looks at you for a fight
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Old 2005-11-20, 21:24
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I'm 5'11 also. 145 lbs.
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Old 2005-11-20, 21:27
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damn I weigh 85 kilo's and i'm 194 cm. I'm underweight.
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Old 2005-11-20, 21:50
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I think I'm 5'9 or 5'10 and I weigh 140 lbs. I used to be 150 when I was working out but I haven't done that in like 3-4 months although I have good intentions I never make it down there.
 
Old 2005-11-20, 22:01
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I'm 5 foot 8 and a half and have no clue how much I weigh
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Old 2005-11-20, 22:11
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I'm 5 foot 8 and a half and have no clue how much I weigh



I'd guess and say 87 pounds...


I'm 165.
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Old 2005-11-20, 23:02
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Old 2005-11-20, 23:14
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Well, I'm 5' 11" and I weigh about 161 lbs.
 
Old 2005-11-21, 00:16
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I'm 5'11 also. 145 lbs.


You're a darn beanpole! I'm about 5'8" and 155 lbs down from 165lbs. I was down to 118 at one time, but I was too bony in my face then. 135 was good for me, but used to have trouble with my knees paining me going up and down stairs til I gained some strength. This extra weight doesn't really bug me, but I think the doc would like it reduced so I'm a little more careful with my eating habits now. And I use a smaller plate and 98% of the time only have one serving of whatever. My upper abs aren't bad and after all these years the lower ones are flatter than they've ever been.
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Old 2005-11-21, 01:06
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hahah I am a metal drummer, which means I am either heinsously overweight or really scrawny



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Old 2005-11-21, 01:34
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You're a darn beanpole! I'm about 5'8" and 155 lbs down from 165lbs. I was down to 118 at one time, but I was too bony in my face then. 135 was good for me, but used to have trouble with my knees paining me going up and down stairs til I gained some strength. This extra weight doesn't really bug me, but I think the doc would like it reduced so I'm a little more careful with my eating habits now. And I use a smaller plate and 98% of the time only have one serving of whatever. My upper abs aren't bad and after all these years the lower ones are flatter than they've ever been.

Nah, I'm not that skinny.
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Old 2005-11-21, 04:43
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this is me on my drumkit around 6 months ago

edit: i play the drums so fast my body blurs

edit again: i was gonna post a picture where you actually could see me but i already had in the drum section, it wouldnt let me double post those pictures
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Old 2005-11-21, 04:49
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5'6/7". 10 stone, dunno how much that is in pounds or kilo....

21.

Christ I'm pathetic....since when did the photobook turn into Stats Anon?
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Old 2005-11-21, 05:51
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I think its time for a photo if I'm not mistaken. So here are a few of me a few years back dressed up as Hitler.
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http://photobucket.com/albums/b164/...t=Picture43.jpg

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Old 2005-11-21, 09:50
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Old 2005-11-21, 14:05
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Old 2005-11-21, 15:13
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lol u should, slap the bastard fucking gestapo pig
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Old 2005-11-21, 15:14
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I think its time for a photo if I'm not mistaken. So here are a few of me a few years back dressed up as Hitler.
http://photobucket.com/albums/b164/...t=Picture44.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/b164/...t=Picture43.jpg

Them pictures are well funny

Must've been a few years back you look about 12
 
Old 2005-11-21, 18:25
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I think its time for a photo if I'm not mistaken. So here are a few of me a few years back dressed up as Hitler.
http://photobucket.com/albums/b164/...t=Picture44.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/b164/...t=Picture43.jpg


Haha it looks like you just added on the moustache using MS Paint...
 
Old 2005-11-21, 19:13
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Old 2005-11-21, 22:05
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5'6/7". 10 stone, dunno how much that is in pounds or kilo....

21.

Christ I'm pathetic....since when did the photobook turn into Stats Anon?

what the hell? people still use the stone system? my phsyics teacher was laughing about how archaic that measurement is :P
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Old 2005-11-21, 22:38
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what the hell? people still use the stone system? my phsyics teacher was laughing about how archaic that measurement is :P



lol I noticed that too...it's used in my fiction novel about the middle ages..you crazy brits!
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Old 2005-11-21, 23:11
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what is a stone supposed to be? in lb's
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Old 2005-11-21, 23:28
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i think its 14 pounds to one stone..

A lot of english people use the stone term.
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Old 2005-11-22, 03:03
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Haha it looks like you just added on the moustache using MS Paint...

Yea it was electrical tape and yes I probably do deserve to be slapped.
 
Old 2005-11-22, 21:35
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Old 2005-11-22, 21:49
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Old 2005-11-22, 22:31
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Old 2005-11-22, 22:43
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can you find the link
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Old 2005-11-22, 22:47
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Old 2005-11-22, 23:20
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