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Old 2005-09-29, 16:06
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2005-09-29, 20:12
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powers, a 40 of high life? RIght now there is a quart store that sells 24oz cans of High Life for $1 a piece, its such a deal.
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Old 2005-09-29, 20:17
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omg, powers' is that what you were drinking??? Denny wouldn't even allow that in the house! Get some real beer. No wonder you got sick.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-09-29, 20:32
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No, it was steel reserve, malt liquor (about $1.60 each). Miller doesn't come in 40s here, they're more like 32oz I think.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-09-29, 22:51
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Probably cause you get for the first time a whole close-up face shot. The last pics of me were really blury or my face was covered with sunglasses.

nah the last one was you on stage playing a cello or something ?
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Old 2005-09-29, 23:00
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Old 2005-09-29, 23:03
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I must have missed the big fiddle picture.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-09-29, 23:05
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I must have missed the big fiddle picture.

He looked Damn Good in the big fiddle picture....hehehe
I have a copy.
 
Old 2005-09-29, 23:08
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I don't know how I missed it. It's not like I'm on here infrequently.
Your cat is so weird looking. There's one in my barn once in awhile that is real pale but the legs and ears are like tiger striped pastels. The rest of it's body is white and mousy color, but solid. It would make a good contrast with yours. This one isn't real friendly though at all.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-09-29, 23:19
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She's cooler than all of you.




the guitar or cat?

btw nice location smart ass
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Old 2005-09-30, 01:19
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He looked Damn Good in the big fiddle picture....hehehe
I have a copy.

it's a double bass everybody....morons...
Whoever sees that tells me I look like a mobster, cause I'm wearing a dark red button-down shirt underneath a sport coat. If you wanna see how cute I used to be, bia then can repost it.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-09-30, 01:25
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I wanna see!!!!

I also want to see nh' 's pink shoelace, too. He's candadian, you know.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-09-30, 01:44
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You've seen it before.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2005-09-30, 04:25
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Old 2005-09-30, 10:59
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I don't remember it. That's a cool picture though. Nice double fiddle.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-09-30, 14:38
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ohhh, I thought you had the one where I was on stage all dressed up...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2005-09-30, 15:00
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You should see the other one's she has of you that she took with the hidden camera.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-09-30, 17:08
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You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2005-09-30, 19:46
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And how did you know they were butt shots? Hmmm?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-10-01, 11:30
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2005-10-01, 23:50
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This is when me & my friends met the bass player from Symphony X at Gigantour, I finally got the god damn picture. Anyways Im in the one in the middle top with the long hair:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ix/DSCN3108.jpg
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Old 2005-10-02, 04:38
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This is when me & my friends met the bass player from Symphony X at Gigantour, I finally got the god damn picture. Anyways Im in the one in the middle top with the long hair:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ix/DSCN3108.jpg

with the Iced earth shirt? if so, sweeeeeet hair. quite the opposite of mine.
 
Old 2005-10-02, 14:10
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Yeah dude, that is some badass hair.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2005-10-02, 14:25
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with the Iced earth shirt? if so, sweeeeeet hair. quite the opposite of mine.


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Yeah dude, that is some badass hair.


Ey thanks guys.
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Old 2005-10-02, 20:07
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Old 2005-10-03, 20:43
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funnest night in a while..
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Old 2005-10-03, 20:47
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2005-10-03, 20:50
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Hey, that short chick is kinda hot.

the one in the pink and black?
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Old 2005-10-03, 20:51
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yo.....unless the lighting decieves her true face...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2005-10-03, 20:54
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Old 2005-10-03, 20:55
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she yours?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2005-10-03, 20:57
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nah but the one with the black shirt with the palm tree was at one point. so was the one in the bright pink.
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Old 2005-10-03, 21:02
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Dude, sorry but those two look really slutty...hehe
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2005-10-03, 21:04
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haha.. yeah I know what you mean.. I almost went all the way with one of them :| thats all I'm saying.
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hahahahahaha, shit.....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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yeah now shes rammin her tongue down one of my best friends throat haha.. whore.
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hahaha The dude between you and zerton looks like hes fuckin' baked.
 
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haha he does doesnt he. he wasnt then but friday night he was along with me zerton and his brother and the dude takin the pic haha
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Old 2005-10-03, 22:00
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The one in pink looks preggers? You wearing your trademark Slayer clothing as usual
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Old 2005-10-03, 22:02
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The one in pink looks preggers? You wearing your trademark Slayer clothing as usual

haha and for the pregnant thing thats just how the pic turned out.. she's not that big
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My dog's name is Ginger and she's on the couch. Bass' is nowhere around here.

I thought she looked pregnant, too, but I understand the shirt problem.
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Me (guitars, backing vocals)(looking retarded), Gordy (Guitars) (Zertonshfits), The Drummer, The Vocalist, and a guy who used to go to my school. actually the whole bunch of us used to go to the same school, now not 1 of us go to the same school as eachother.
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http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y2...th/023dabba.jpg
This is everyone in the band except the bassist.
Left to right:
Me (guitars, backing vocals)(looking retarded), Gordy (Guitars) (Zertonshfits), The Drummer, The Vocalist, and a guy who used to go to my school. actually the whole bunch of us used to go to the same school, now not 1 of us go to the same school as eachother.

No one is flipping the bird? What the heck kind of metal band are you????
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
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http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y2...th/023dabba.jpg
This is everyone in the band except the bassist.
Left to right:
Me (guitars, backing vocals)(looking retarded), Gordy (Guitars) (Zertonshfits), The Drummer, The Vocalist, and a guy who used to go to my school. actually the whole bunch of us used to go to the same school, now not 1 of us go to the same school as eachother.


Eh, what the hell, I'll show my old band's picture beacuse you made me want to... haha. Well, this is, we were a band during the end of summer/start of school.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ix/IMG_1341.jpg
Kenzo-Guitar, Me-guitar and vocal, Jason-Drums, Tony-bass.

Good times...... we played some damn good black metal too....
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for the few that know not who I am.. I'm the one with the big hair on the right. Zertonshfits was there too he's the one in the left corner.


Damn, looks like an episode of Scooby Doo on crack.
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It's for the movie remake.
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Old 2005-10-04, 02:26
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Damn, looks like an episode of Scooby Doo on crack.

, fuckin good one!
 
Old 2005-10-04, 02:42
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Eh, what the hell, I'll show my old band's picture beacue you made me want to... haha. Well, this is, we were a band during the end of summer/start of school.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ix/IMG_1341.jpg
Kenzo-Guitar, Me-guitar and vocal, Jason-Drums, Tony-bass.

Good times...... we played some damn good black metal too....

what's up with the little guy?!
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Old 2005-10-04, 03:00
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http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y2...th/023dabba.jpg
This is everyone in the band except the bassist.
Left to right:
Me (guitars, backing vocals)(looking retarded), Gordy (Guitars) (Zertonshfits), The Drummer, The Vocalist, and a guy who used to go to my school. actually the whole bunch of us used to go to the same school, now not 1 of us go to the same school as eachother.


When do we see you guys Jam?
I'd love to hear you all.

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The one in the Dimmu shirt? I dont think he was expecting the picture to shoot yet or something, I think thats what he told me...
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Old 2005-10-04, 18:31
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Old 2005-10-04, 19:52
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hahaha, that black metal band looks so Northen grim kvlt!!


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Badass rig too, damn....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-10-04, 21:22
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Old 2005-10-04, 21:40
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Old 2005-10-04, 21:43
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hahaha, that black metal band looks so Northen grim kvlt!!




Haha, you mean my old band? Haha yea, Floridian Black Metal....
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Old 2005-10-04, 21:50
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Old 2005-10-04, 22:27
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cool pictures nice to see you again
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I don't know. From your second picture I'd be afraid to find out.





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Old 2005-10-05, 01:48
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Def doesn't look very metal......





in fact the second picture looks slightly gay, unless your singer is a chick.....
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He doesn't look metal, but he sure acts like it
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-10-05, 15:08
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Def doesn't look very metal......





in fact the second picture looks slightly gay, unless your singer is a chick.....

no, I'de rather look good and score preppy chicks!

Powers knows that it's just an image
 
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And I love the metal image.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2005-10-06, 01:03
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I'd rather look metal and score hot metal chicks and screw them while listening to slayer personally......
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hot metal chicks? does such a thing exist?
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I'd rather look metal and score hot metal chicks and screw them while listening to slayer personally......

well, I don't feel the need to grow my hair long and wear black band shirts every day. I think it's pretty funny all metalheads look alike, even though I don't 'look metal!!!' it doesn't tell you I don't listen to it or play it like a mean mofo.

besides, there's hardly any hot metal chicks and slayer isn't very good music to make love too.
 
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no there are hot metal chicks, they just usually aren't single....

and Slayer is great love making music! Seasons in the Abyss, starts off slow then goes fast, great!
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no.

The only varietys of metal chick are ugly goth and fat goth.

They're very rare, but they do exist. I know of.....ONE........here at my college. She looks like a total prep, very hot burnette, and she likes death metal.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2005-10-06, 16:12
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I don't look very metal at all I'm just random.
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besides, there's hardly any hot metal chicks and slayer isn't very good music to make love too.


You obviously haven't got a blow job while "Agent Orange" is blasting in the back round...get back to me on that.
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Old 2005-10-06, 16:44
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You obviously haven't got a blow job while "Agent Orange" is blasting in the back round...get back to me on that.

I usually prefer making love without music, actually..

if it's music, it's something laid back, or at least not metal.
the sound of the sea on the background whilst getting laid on the beach ain't bad either. I think that's the best I've had. quality lovin' is where it's at!


about the 'hot metal chicks' there are hardly any, they're usually fat, ugly goths. I only know a few girls that look good and listen to metal. they're still not the kinda girls I'm attracted too though. my g/f doesn't listen to metal either and that's just fine.
 
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I'm the same way, Def. The last time a song was on when we were doing the "wild thing" was over 20 years ago. Never again. I even remember the song. But I don't need someone else profiding my rhythm section. I prefer to make my own.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-10-06, 19:11
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if it's music, it's something laid back, or at least not metal.
the sound of the sea on the background whilst getting laid on the beach ain't bad either. I think that's the best I've had. quality lovin' is where it's at!


yeah, your right on that one...

chilled musics the only way...
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-grindcore (featuring newHELLonEARTH)- Krossa
-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2005-10-06, 19:20
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Haha, blast some Deicide, like the song Fuck your God, off the new CD. If you have sex with that, thats the kinda song that you fuck the shit outta the chick with.
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Old 2005-10-06, 23:03
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Try fucking to the theme from sesame street....I can neither confirm nor deny that I was once with a girl that accidentally left the remote under the blanket while we were on her bed...
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2005-10-06, 23:15
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Haha, that's some motivational music there.
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2005-10-06, 23:41
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ROBERT??????????

Your dad said as long as she wasn't singing the theme from Sesame Street......And lisping because her front baby teeth just fell out.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-10-06, 23:55
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Ah shut up, woman, it was on your bed anyhow, I just made the part up about it being her bed so you wouldn't get the wrong idea, but fuck it.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2005-10-07, 00:11
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Dammit, that was MY SS tape!!!! You should have put it on "Rubber Ducky" or "GEorge Washington Bridge."

I'm just glad it wasn't the Fraggle Rock one. You might have had problems with sitting on a pitted spotted stone.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-10-07, 00:34
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OK, so, I had to take a photo of myself for someone. This one didn't work out as planned since I pulled a ridiculous face at the last moment unintentionally. And I scrapped it and took another. So, for the benefit of metaltabs, here is the one that didn't make it:
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Old 2005-10-07, 00:44
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YOU STOLE MY HAIR!!!! AND CUT IT!!!!! That's a mildly amusing picture.
I'm sending ya a pm because I'm looking for a miracle cure for my hair.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-10-07, 00:57
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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