When I see someone with a cute cuddly cat avatar, I usually don't picture that person to be a grown man with a gnarly beard and a viking battle axe or something. (not that he actually has one)
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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2005-08-15, 00:10
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will a sword do then? haha more photoshop action, old pic
I kinda got roped into the whole cat thing, my first ones were cats (hanging cant, cheshir cat ect. not realy cuddly shit then it kinda snowballed I changed once and people flipped so fuck it i guess)
besides despite what people say, you cant be grim all the time.
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When I see someone with a cute cuddly cat avatar, I usually don't picture that person to be a grown man with a gnarly beard and a viking battle axe or something. (not that he actually has one)
That avatar is easily the coolest avatar here....even though the Viking Cat Club is nothing more than an organization that sells Norwegian Forest cat's.
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
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2005-08-16, 21:01
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Nhoe, your hair should stay half wet IMO. Just walk around with a water bottle 24/7, you'll look more metal that way.
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2005-08-16, 21:04
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haha yeah, i love it wet.. but there's no way it will stay like that.
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Stewert's Key Lime is awesome stuff!!! We have that here in Ohio, too.
nH' -- That last picture made me guffaw out loud. I wasn't expecting that.
Bobpurgis has various sized JD bottles on his dresser, but they're empty. But one of his buddies got him a 40 of Miller. It sat there for a few years til he finally dumped it out, I think. He "wasn't gonna drink that crap." that was also a ship his dad was on so he was biased about Miller anyways. There's a propaganda picture around here somewhere with the Miller label on the side of the ship.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
Aww You look like my first girl friend, minus the booz
your first girl friend must have been ugly as fuck.
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2005-08-17, 21:48
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Maybe he meant he drank the booze and it made her look better.
nH'--Yep, evil eye that just isn't evil at all. I bet when you got mad when you were 3 people laughed at you for trying to be grouchy.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
2005-08-17, 21:55
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haha it just doesnt look natural when i'm angry
EDIT: the picture
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Priceless!
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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2005-08-17, 22:55
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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2005-08-18, 01:03
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Cripe, I hope not. I was going to say he needed slapped til I saw your response. I think you both do for different reasons!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Priceless!
2005-08-18, 01:30
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No, I laughed at that, too, but you need slapped again anyhow. That one picture is like a rerun of a bad sitcom. Like Three's Company. You groan when it comes on.
The other one was amusing since it looked like he was poking his eyes out and enjoying it.
My dog is ripping some nasty gas. omg.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
2005-08-18, 02:29
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That one picture is like a rerun of a bad sitcom.
kind of like all of your posts. ZING.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
2005-08-18, 13:20
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STFU --zing yourself. You're just jealous cuz I'm purdier than you.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Priceless!
2005-08-18, 16:16
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and me.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
2005-08-18, 16:19
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Which one's you?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
2005-08-18, 16:20
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and me.
thats as wrong as wrong can get
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2005-08-18, 16:21
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Which one's you?
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thats as wrong as wrong can get
that made my day.
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2005-08-18, 16:24
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2005-08-18, 16:25
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I just meant the reaction. I didn't realize two of mine were actually up there. Everyone, just look at the picture for laughs.
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2005-08-18, 16:33
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ha yeah i know you meant the reaction
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All the kvltists gave me shit for playing a powder blue explorer So I sold it, well that and it just kind of sucked. The mockingbird is sick as fuck though, anyone who says "omg bc rich sucks lol" is grossly under-educated to how amazing they can be. Chuck Schuldiner played B.C. Rich guitars, so they automatically rule.
All the kvltists gave me shit for playing a powder blue explorer So I sold it, well that and it just kind of sucked. The mockingbird is sick as fuck though, anyone who says "omg bc rich sucks lol" is grossly under-educated to how amazing they can be. Chuck Schuldiner played B.C. Rich guitars, so they automatically rule.
Yes, but those were the american handmade ones. I'd buy a higher dollar Platinum series (only because the new fucking NJs have that gay tuning system. seriously, why would you make that fucking STANDARD!? at least put fake tuning keys at the top )
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You make good points. The American made ones, especially Hesperia factory made ones, are superior instruments. Mine is an oldschool N.J. series, not one of those ghey-ass new ones. B.C. Rich sucks more and more with each passing year, but it doesn't make their old guitars shitty....er something.
It's as if they want to target slipknot and dimmu borgir fans with their "super hardcore" body styles. It's sad, warlocks used to be cool, now almost every nu-metal butt skank has one in his closet(because he realized how hard it is to be a musician.)
2005-08-18, 22:05
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I thought the Explorer looked pretty cool myself.
I can't believe you'd sellout because of someone else's opinion about what you're playing. I'm glad you said it wasn't that great a guitar. I still think it was sharp though. My old es335 rocked on some heavy stuff in public places when my kid played. It didn't have "the Look" but the sound is great.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
2005-08-18, 22:20
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the sound's all that matters man!! haha it looked very 80's i likes its looks
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I thought the Explorer looked pretty cool myself.
I can't believe you'd sellout because of someone else's opinion about what you're playing. I'm glad you said it wasn't that great a guitar. I still think it was sharp though. My old es335 rocked on some heavy stuff in public places when my kid played. It didn't have "the Look" but the sound is great.
I was kidding - no single person commented on the guitar's color in a negative way. I'm not the kind of person to sellout for any reason. Even if some hot girl was like "omg let's do it!" and I was busy recording stuff, I'd go bone her then return to record stuff in favor of after sex cuddling. Now it is time for me to use emoticons in a idiotic fashion.
Come on LB, the kvltists made fun of me? You think I would sell a guitar because some black metal bunny told me my guitar wasn't true enough or something? *laughs out loud*
Yeah, but I didn't think it would be proper for me to say something about that. :P I do have some standards. Not many, but a few. heehee
Frozen Soul-- If you'd paid attention to what I said you'd know that I said " I can't believe you'd sellout because of someone else's opinion about what you're playing. I'm glad you said it wasn't that great a guitar. " And that's exactly what I meant.
No afterward cuddle? That's cool. I'd do the same thing unless I needed a nap before the next round.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
Fear Frost-- That first picture looked like you should have been in a Mentos commercial. And you're wearing one of Bobpurgis' shirts!!! lol
Frozen Soul-- I don't have a f*ckin clue. Oh, just about you actually not being a sellout was all. No biggie. That's a good picture of you, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
2005-08-19, 15:49
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I bet I could climb in there.
It'd be like sitting in an off sandwich.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
2005-08-20, 05:10
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Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
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A bug-eyed mary gapes in horror as her only son is devoured by spiderchrist.. she is flecked with gore. and so this picture http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y2...piderchrist.jpg
Genious.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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2005-08-20, 05:49
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I'm quite confused by now. L'B,XXX, what we even talking about by now? And what does your screen name mean?
nah don tell me any one you ganstas don wan dat girl all up in you bidness.
peace out foo.
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2005-08-20, 07:47
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WHAT THE FUCK is my girlfriend doing in post of yours
...so you live in massachusetts and date a 16 year old girl? :P
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grab on to my sleeve the one that grabs at your ankle
debate to understand that we all have a flaw
then fail to represent your life as you know it
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me and my star
matthew good night
you know by law when you'll be forgiven
maria my star
matthew goodnight
you know my lord when you'll be forgiven
2005-08-20, 07:55
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No man, I'm Married. I'm just fucking with you. No bad feelings. Just games here.
My girl knows her way around in bed, and she's not afraid to talk dirty...but she's not one to cheat
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grab on to my sleeve the one that grabs at your ankle
debate to understand that we all have a flaw
then fail to represent your life as you know it
god grant you one wish to turn back the time... correct and create
me and my star
matthew good night
you know by law when you'll be forgiven
maria my star
matthew goodnight
you know my lord when you'll be forgiven
nah don tell me any one you ganstas don wan dat girl all up in you bidness.
peace out foo.
Thanks for sharing....
You guys look cool as hell.
2005-08-20, 13:20
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HmT's g/f looks like Pandemonium in drag if he was ever in drag which I doubt.
Soulinsane, I still can't believe how much you look like a minister I know. He was a chaplain in Desert Storm.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
2005-08-20, 16:17
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Hey! she's a very very feminine girl! :P
(i know no offense meant )
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with my own time role your own innocence by
grab on to my sleeve the one that grabs at your ankle
debate to understand that we all have a flaw
then fail to represent your life as you know it
god grant you one wish to turn back the time... correct and create
me and my star
matthew good night
you know by law when you'll be forgiven
maria my star
matthew goodnight
you know my lord when you'll be forgiven
2005-08-20, 16:30
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No, I was teasing. It's kinda hard to tell what she looks like from that picture, but it's what you think of her that's what matters.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
2005-08-20, 16:39
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Yeah...the only "full body" pics i have of her are here sans clothing (she covers herself with her arms all the time though) the best i could do that wouldnt be borderline illegal is this:
(and i talked to her and she has about 300 pics of herself lying around on her computer...gonna put 'em all on a CD for me )
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with my own time role your own innocence by
grab on to my sleeve the one that grabs at your ankle
debate to understand that we all have a flaw
then fail to represent your life as you know it
god grant you one wish to turn back the time... correct and create
me and my star
matthew good night
you know by law when you'll be forgiven
maria my star
matthew goodnight
you know my lord when you'll be forgiven
Nothing like sailors in summer whites on a pretty blue summer day.........And the smell of large bodies of water to go with it...... *sigh* ....it just makes me feel good. Did you go out on a dependent cruise or how did you get to go? I haven't heard of a review.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
You look like my first girl friend, minus the booz 
Authorized 
Long live DIMEBAG 
pics of herself lying around on her computer...gonna put 'em all on a CD for me 
The drunk minister.
