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Old 2005-08-04, 02:19
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um, thanks Vic?

in my hardxcore getup. No, not really. Just what I wear to work. I still haven't taken off my polo.

I just need to order some pins for my armband. And get another armband. And new shirts. But the new shirts has to wait two weeks until ma is on vacation, for some... reason..
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Old 2005-08-04, 02:23
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And I haven't mentioned alot of bands that I listen to, MOS. Including the fact that I have a thing for emo/screamo/hardcore thanks to my friend.


Whenever you used to get pissy at me, you used to call me an emo fag and tell me to go listen to emo. Hypocrit.
 
Old 2005-08-04, 02:26
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Whenever you used to get pissy at me, you used to call me an emo fag and tell me to go listen to emo. Hypocrit.


1, Andrew3113, my musical tastes have changed. And I'm not an emo fag. I do not like the image, and even if thats how i dressed, I don't feel right considering myself a part of that "group," muchless any group.

Think what you want. My musical tastes have branched out. And don't worry, i've given my buddy shit for it too.
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Old 2005-08-04, 02:34
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i never accused you of being an emo fag. I just think it's really lame that you used to give me shit for liking that stuff (even though i never did) and now you like it.
 
Old 2005-08-04, 02:37
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Now, c'mon now. Calm down. No need to fight. You can both be emo fags.
 
Old 2005-08-04, 02:47
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Now, c'mon now. Calm down. No need to fight. You can both be emo fags.


I don't constrict myself to one genre or style. But he's right. Shut the fuck up, the both of you. I mean us. Gah.
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Old 2005-08-04, 02:47
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i never accused you of being an emo fag. I just think it's really lame that you used to give me shit for liking that stuff (even though i never did) and now you like it.

exactly, NOW he does. at the time he was hassling you he didnt enjoy that crap so he had every right to (weather you liked it or not well never really know)
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Old 2005-08-04, 02:51
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Rapture, feel free to call him an emo fag.
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Old 2005-08-04, 03:04
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This is why I fucking hate metal heads.
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Old 2005-08-04, 03:06
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I was being sarcastic as usuall, dissection.
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Old 2005-08-04, 03:10
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i think your use of swedish is why metal heads hate you fordi du kan ikke forstå svensk, ikke prøve
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Old 2005-08-04, 03:23
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Old 2005-08-04, 03:42
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I also would like to remind your cat that it can go to hell, the piece of shit. If it were up to me, it would be forced to hydrate via antifreeze. Scuzzy piece of filth! Bloody excrement! Raaagh!


Tee hee. It would be very amusing to watch you force my cat to do anything. The moment one of your little pinky sausage-fingers came anywhere near her head, the veins in your wrists would be lacerated and merrily pissing blood. That creature is almost human, and it can read the intentions on a face even as pastry-bloated and featureless as yours.

I seem to remember you hate cats because they destroy ecosystems and native animals and other such hippy claptrap. Waah. Whinge. Snit. Good. You are looking at the prime offender in the Southern Hemisphere. In fact, the only thing you'd like about that cat is that it kills other cats. But not often - usually pissy weak silly native gaynimals, like possums, birds and snakes. She killed two or three a week when she was younger. She would bring them to the door, and I would bag them, then reward her massively so she would go out and kill again. How she managed to stay alive to kill poisonous blacksnakes that weighed as much as she did, I'll never know. She chewed right through their spinal columns.

How could one not instantly fall in love with such a Spetznaz feline?
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Old 2005-08-04, 03:59
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someone help me, ive gotten myself lost. is this the rtt? which ways the rtt? where are the mods? who am i?
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Old 2005-08-04, 04:02
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i think your use of swedish is why metal heads hate you fordi du kan ikke forstå svensk, ikke prøve


If its that piece of shit in my user titled, its from Transient, who quoted the seventh seal.
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Old 2005-08-04, 11:55
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someone help me, ive gotten myself lost. is this the rtt? which ways the rtt? where are the mods? who am i?



You're Forest Gump so shut up.
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Old 2005-08-04, 12:37
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We were like pea's and carrots again..
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Old 2005-08-04, 15:04
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You're Forest Gump so shut up.


Owned. Thank you for making my morning.
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Old 2005-08-04, 15:31
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I actually hesitated to say that, but I was feeling bitchy. heehee Glad it made you laugh.

Peas and carrots are what one of my old co-workers and her husband used to call sex when they'd talk in front of their kids. So when she'd work on the weekends I made sure that at least one day there was peas and carrots on the menu.
Once I even told her I'd fixed her a special plate. I put a short carrot strip with a pea on each side and wrapped it in plastic wrap and then foil with her name on it. She turned so red laughing when she opened that up. Weekend crew was great.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2005-08-04, 15:33
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The Depends with the melted chocolate in one guy's mailbox was pretty amusing, too, but I can't take credit for that one.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Old 2005-08-04, 17:28
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Haha Dissection are you Armenian by any chance?
 
Old 2005-08-07, 03:36
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I seem to remember you hate cats because they destroy ecosystems and native animals and other such hippy claptrap.


No, in all truth I actually have a soft spot for cats. It's just that yours is a douchebag kitty whore who will dry hump the scratching post as soon as scratch it. It's a furball and a wretched filthbag befitting of your ownership. It's a foul piece of subfeline waste! Kitten sewage! Caca-poop! Doo-doo crap! RAAAAGH, I say. RAAAGH!
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Old 2005-08-07, 04:05
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Old 2005-08-07, 04:08
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Haha Dissection are you Armenian by any chance?

Nah, hes just emo, lmao....
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Old 2005-08-07, 04:12
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Nah, hes just emo, lmao....



I fuckin' wish i could laugh at that.
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Old 2005-08-07, 06:01
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Nah, hes just emo, lmao....


I don't know why you fucking think thats funny. What has ever given you the impression that I'm emo, you stupid twat?
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Old 2005-08-07, 10:23
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No, in all truth I actually have a soft spot for cats. It's just that yours is a douchebag kitty whore who will dry hump the scratching post as soon as scratch it. It's a furball and a wretched filthbag befitting of your ownership. It's a foul piece of subfeline waste! Kitten sewage! Caca-poop! Doo-doo crap! RAAAAGH, I say. RAAAGH!


But... But... But...
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Old 2005-08-07, 12:24
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Thats a cute and cuddly cat .
 
Old 2005-08-07, 13:54
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Thats a cute and cuddly cat .


Sez you. He looks friendly but he's an evil feral cunt. My hands are so scratch-encrusted they look like canal maps of Holland. That's why I'm having his balls cut off next week.
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Old 2005-08-07, 13:56
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That's why I'm having his balls cut off next week.

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Old 2005-08-07, 14:07
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....I'm having his balls cut off next week.


Blossom got "fixed" this week.....finally!

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Old 2005-08-07, 17:42
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Old 2005-08-07, 18:06
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But... But... But...


There is a look in that cats eyes that just raises red flags in my mind.
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Old 2005-08-07, 19:21
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I don't know why you fucking think thats funny. What has ever given you the impression that I'm emo, you stupid twat?

I know your not emo, i was being sarcastic. Everyone seams to be pissing you off with emo shit lately. You tend to get anoyed easy, which i am using to my advantage.
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Old 2005-08-07, 19:34
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Yeah, he's a bit touchy. Kinda like emo fags. I'm not suggesting he is one. Y'know, just sayin'.

Also, Badger does not love Chris. Don't fall for his charms. He'll be wanting to castrate the world after Jim castrates him, and you know he'll use his cuteness to his advantage.
 
Old 2005-08-07, 20:18
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Old 2005-08-08, 00:59
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One of my boys g/f's brought home a pretty long-haired cat that was a stray and named it Duchess. When he moved into my house I said no more cats, but she showed up with it one day. I took it to the vet to be spayed and declawed. They called and said there was a problem. Duchess' declawing went fine, but it turned out to be an already neutered male. He became Dutch after that and his personality was so much happier after that. I have a feeling that it was actually someone's pet that decided to inhabit his basement, but he was a good cat.
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but it turned out to be an already neutered male.

Aristocrats...

should have re named him Thomas O'Malley

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Declawing cats is a fucking repulsive thing to do.

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Hey FBS, what type of cat is Badger?


Completely feral. I got him for free from a friend, who rescued him and his sisters from a pack of wild dogs on a farm - we think his ma was probably eaten by the dogs, she was never found. He grew up in the front seat of a rusted-out ute with his two sisters, both who were remarkably nice for feral cats. Badger was the cunt of the litter. My first sight of him was when he was chewing on the face of a 50kg mastiff. Naturally, such a cat must be adopted.

He is already the size of a normal cat, because I feed him the same calorie-heavy diet I use when I'm trying to gain weight. However, he is only 3.5 months old - still a kitten, really. Considering he was such a malnourished runt when I got him, he should grow up to be FUCKING HUGE.
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Old 2005-08-08, 02:33
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heh, aristocats, good movie. and just to keep you content i'll post a picture

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My relatives that live out in the woods have 7 cats, theyre all cool cats.
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New furniture and cats with claws just didn't jive with me. He'd brought his own cat here and we had him done. When the other showed up that was the stipulation for him staying. The second one died right after New Years, but we never knew what was wrong with him for sure. When he moved out the first cat went with him which was fine with me. I just don't like animals on my stove and knocking stuff over. He was a climber. It was fun watching him toment the dog, but they got to be buddies eventually. The dog seemed almost relieved when he was gone though.
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Leon/The Professional = Best Movie ever. And I hear Luc Besson is considering a Leon 2. Anybody else seen the movie?

Sqol, you look like you don't know where you really are in that picture.(have to stay on topic...)


I was quite drunk thats why
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What I have gathered from this thread:

Cats are badass
Bia is a female
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Some dude is chopping his cats balls off

~That is all~
 
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But... But... But...


Aww... in that case...

Hey, wait a minute... it's all a ruse, isn't it? Get me guards down, aye? Soons I ain't lookin', blammo!

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What I have gathered from this thread:

Cats are badass
Bia is a female
emo fags are touchy
Dissection is incredibly thin
Some dude is chopping his cats balls off

~That is all~


1. Badger is a stuck up whore who probably goes around fucking koalas.
2. Who cares?
3. Especially Dissection.
4. Dissection fears puberty. The growth hormones won't work until he confronts that issue.
5. That dude will pretty much chop anything's balls off. He enjoys making others suffer, particular innocent little teenagers who wander into his sightline via this forum.
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Aww... in that case...

Hey, wait a minute... it's all a ruse, isn't it? Get me guards down, aye? Soons I ain't lookin', blammo!

By the way dead flesh is being a faggot again chris, cock slap him under the name chris_rezendes_stinks or somthing
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2. Who cares?
I'm sure someone, somewhere, cares deeply and has an e-crush on Bia.

What the hell is a Bia anyways?
 
Old 2005-08-08, 21:20
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It's short for Victorica or something, I think.
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It's short for Victorica or something, I think.

Strange. Perhaps she'll chime in.
 
Old 2005-08-09, 00:19
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Opps, I mean Victoria.
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I'm sure someone, somewhere, cares deeply and has an e-crush on Bia.

What the hell is a Bia anyways?


Hahaha...that's funny the way you put it.
Name is Victoria...Vicky...etc

Long ago... my usernames were Biafra in tribute to Dead Kennedys frontman and song writer Jello Biafra. (bee-off-ra)
Most people would refer to me as simply "Bia" (bee-uh) so as of last year I changed it to the shortened version.
A few on a diff BBS thought I was gay and that Bia was pronounced Bi-a.
Whatever....but I can assure anyone....I'm not gay or "bi"
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 
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haha I thought it was like bye-uh but the thought that you were bi never crossed my mind
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Declawing cats is a fucking repulsive thing to do.

Exactly...
Besides.....a cat can be trained NOT to claw a gay ass sofa......it simply takes determination.


Check this out....a little trick my father taught me when I was little.
Most anyone can do it.....this stood for about 4 minutes before falling over.


Tricks are for kids


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Or you could get a dog or a guinea pig or something...
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Exactly...
Besides.....a cat can be trained NOT to claw a gay ass sofa......it simply takes determination.


Check this out....a little trick my father taught me when I was little.
Most anyone can do it.....this stood for about 4 minutes before falling over.


Tricks are for kids


.


STAKE n" SHAKE!!!! OMG I miss that place. You are so lucky to be near them.
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My dog I got as a pup and she's about 13 years old now and I've had my bird since it was a baby and it's about 11 years old now. The one I had before that was about 9 years old and the dog before was 7. She got hit by a car.
My mom had a poodle that used to get up on a chair on occasion at mealtime and snag something off the table. That irritated me to no end. And I'd caught the cats up on things and in things where they didn't belong. My dog teases for food sometimes, but she's not as sneaky as the cats were. They were horrible mousers and the dog wasn't a very good watch dog so I don't know if I'll get another dog. Mom had a cat and it never got up on anything but a couple chairs and her bed. It was neutered and declawed, too, but it was like that from the start and it was a stray that adopted her. She had it about 14 years, but we never knew anything about it or where it came from. It had to be put down. That was a wonderful cat.
Things are a lot freer when you don't have to worry about pets. The bird is easiest to take care of.
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Pics of my ratties.

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Old 2005-08-09, 01:27
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Those are soooo BLACK METAL!!!
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lol, except thier names I wanted to name Mr. Nibbles "Tiamat the Finger Remover or Shredder" but Mrs Soulinsane got him to respond to the name Mr. Nibbles instead. So thats his name now.
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STAKE n" SHAKE!!!! OMG I miss that place. You are so lucky to be near them.


Hehee

Indeed.....I love that place. They werent in Jax.
Soul Shaker

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she named it...mr nibbles? lol Whatever rocks ur socks dude
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she named it...mr nibbles? lol Whatever rocks ur socks dude


What the hell, Ed.
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Old 2005-08-09, 01:54
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RTT for chat, Ed. Jesus Christ.

Btw, how are you online? I thought your grandmother didn't have the net. Over your parents for some reason?
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Hehee

Indeed.....I love that place. They werent in Jax.
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Awsome! Are you there right now or were you just thinking about me while there? Man, I can't count the number of times I was drunk and coming home from parties in Carbondale and stopped there to eat. I wasn't driving of course.
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what else would it be? A fucking cat?
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No, it just looks like you put a shirt on your head. Yup, you just put a shirt on your head.


hah!

I'll resize one of BURYyourDEAD and put it up tomorrow.
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Exactly...
Besides.....a cat can be trained NOT to claw a gay ass sofa......it simply takes determination.


Not even determination. You just have to hit them fairly hard. They're durable, they bounce.

Why people won't hit a cat is beyond me. They're tough little bastards. Mother cats train their kittens by beating the shit out of them, as does every other animal. But faggot yuppies don't want to hit Mr. Cutie-Fuckie-Twinkie-Woos so he grows into a badly behaved shit of an animal.

Then I come over to their house, and when they're not looking, throw him against a wall for hissing at me.
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Not even determination. You just have to hit them fairly hard. They're durable, they bounce.

Why people won't hit a cat is beyond me. They're tough little bastards. Mother cats train their kittens by beating the shit out of them, as does every other animal. But faggot yuppies don't want to hit Mr. Cutie-Fuckie-Twinkie-Woos so he grows into a badly behaved shit of an animal.

Then I come over to their house, and when they're not looking, throw him against a wall for hissing at me.


I got the biggest giggle out of that.
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Man, my friend's got two cats, and they're both fucking crazy. Killer and Smoky.
Killer's original name was Kittie, but we decided Killer was more appropriate, as the thing is completely fucking insane. He attacked someone's dog once and chased it out of the yard. Granted, the dog was little, but still, man. that cat is just posessed. Killer is much older than Smoky, but they're alomst the same size now. The young one has grown fast. They fucking fight all the time, and Killer usually kicks Smoky's ass. The crazy bastards will attack just about anything that moves; Killer once knocked down the bird's cage, and was upon it trying to break in when my friend came home and chased his ass away.
He's also trained them to catch shit he throws in mid air and jump over sofas and shit. It's funny as hell. I wish I had some pics of them, they're pretty cool looking cats. I don't even like cats that much, but these guys are an exception, they are a couple of bloodthirsty bastards from hell.
On that note, here's a little pic of a cute and cuddly little fella. Enjoy.
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Man, my friend's got two cats, and they're both fucking crazy. Killer and Smoky.
Killer's original name was Kittie, but we decided Killer was more appropriate, as the thing is completely fucking insane. He attacked someone's dog once and chased it out of the yard. Granted, the dog was little, but still, man. that cat is just posessed. Killer is much older than Smoky, but they're alomst the same size now. The young one has grown fast. They fucking fight all the time, and Killer usually kicks Smoky's ass. The crazy bastards will attack just about anything that moves; Killer once knocked down the bird's cage, and was upon it trying to break in when my friend came home and chased his ass away.
He's also trained them to catch shit he throws in mid air and jump over sofas and shit. It's funny as hell. I wish I had some pics of them, they're pretty cool looking cats. I don't even like cats that much, but these guys are an exception, they are a couple of bloodthirsty bastards from hell.
On that note, here's a little pic of a cute and cuddly little fella. Enjoy.


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Why can I picture f_b_s getting all kissy faced with his animal? My Smokey was in my bathroom cupboard once and Bob showed me. I don't think I reacted the way he thought though because he got plopped on the floor pretty hard. Bob wasn't real happy, but he's got a lot of patience with critters and they seem to know it. He's like Dr. Doolittle when it comes to animals.
But he tormented them both, too. Dutch liked getting on the back of the couch and looking outside. Bob liked to give him a little push so he'd hang off there. That cat ws the most slothlike thing, but one day he was walking through the livingroom and just jumped way up in the air and did a somersault, landed, and kept walking. Dieff', that used to be on here, was over at the time and nicknamed him Ninja-Kitty after that.

That cat picture is awesome. "here kitty, kitty."
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And once again, that cat has given me another reason to love it.
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And I bet it's made of stainless steel too, right? On accurately made swords, the blade is supposed to "wobble".
 
Old 2005-08-09, 20:48
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And I bet it's made of stainless steel too, right? On accurately made swords, the blade is supposed to "wobble".
It's made of shit, it's just pure shit.
 
Old 2005-08-09, 20:55
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We've got one of those too! The blade could probably go around corners and no mater what you do to it it's not cleanable. I think carbon blades get like that, don't they?

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Old 2005-08-09, 20:56
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On accurately made swords, the blade is supposed to "wobble".

Damn,beat me to it.

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