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Cool picture, Dame'. A guy I know had a picture posted of himself in a black leather corset he got coerced into wearing when he was drunk. It was pretty amusing, but he's been known to wear some more feminine apparel anyways. He's great And I found out that we wear the same size, too! lol
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Smart move, Rapture. Change your name back to Andrew1331.
Dame looks younger than I remember from other pictures. Though it could be that those other pictures are of other people and I've gotten confused. Anyway, it's definitely off-putting for me, but if it's 'nice' to everybody else that's all I'll say.
Just played a show last night. Many pictures of myself were taken. I'll probably get them in a few days and post them on here never. Cheers.
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Well your avatar suggest that you look like him. Maybe it's just me.
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No, that's pretty much the assumption made by everyone. I'm not sure why, since they don't do that with anybody else.
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just wondering, tilhelvete, is that icelandic??
i know helvete means sumtin like hell or demon of sumtin dark in icelandic
like helvetes rassgat + sumtin like, devilish asshole
so i assume its means like in hell or sumtin, blah nvm i talk crap al the time
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There is no point. Its too dark. Resizing it will only further make viewers wonder wtf they are looking at. Sorry hun.
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Hahahahahaha oh Jesus that's a good one.
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Hahahahahaha oh Jesus that's a good one.
So Rapture goes to a whorehouse, and the madam takes off his short pants and inspects his equipment. Lo and behold, this tiny little swizzle-stick-esque rod, no bigger than a baby's pinky finger, is jutting out. And she says "Well, who do you expect to please with THAT?" And Rapture says "ME!"
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I wanna date this chick. She's blonde, single, goes to my university, and I talk to her occasionally on the internet.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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EDIT: Dame give as a better pic of you in that corset will ya'? The one you had was dark... 
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
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Powers, an advocate for online dating? No way.
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
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I was thinking the same thing.
Online dating isn't that big of a deal. It's just a modernized version of something that's gone on for centuries.
F_B_S-- I wish I had a quarter for everytime I've heard the "Who you gonna satisfy with that?" story. My old man has told that a zillion times. Usually followed by comments of never having had complaints and whether the other party would have liked a list of references.
But you still tickle my funnybone.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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It was taken about 2 weeks ago, durring the evil heat we had, that day it was 37-39C so i look red as fuck, AND it was the day after my satanic sunburn from hell.
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Me drunk on mario cart power!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...st/IM002478.jpg
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
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