POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
2005-07-14, 04:24
Bia
Muffin Ass
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I took this from Philkilla666 video submitted in "Guitar" forum.
Hope you don't mind dude...
Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
2005-07-17, 20:30
Bia
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Either myself...or one of my two friends Ashley or Audrey
2005-07-17, 20:57
guitar_demon
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does your name start with an A too?
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
2005-07-17, 21:26
L,B'XXX
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Originally Posted by the_bleeding
sometimes people call me assface
Bob's called me "asshead" on occasion.
I hate kids.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
2005-07-17, 21:32
guitar_demon
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Quote:
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I think you'll find it starts with a B
is bia her real name? I have never heard of it before so...
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
2005-07-17, 22:02
guitar_demon
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well thats defenitally not the dogs bollucks
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
2005-07-17, 22:09
k13m
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well i was bored, walked around the house shirtless (i do that most of the time, makes me feel sexy lol) i found a camera, looked into the mirror, and though, damn what a moron, heres the proof
pff thats nothing. my hairs like 3 times that long
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2005-07-17, 22:11
guitar_demon
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dude you look like this dude i knew named eddie
2005-07-17, 22:44
k13m
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pff thats nothing. my hairs like 3 times that long
yep and ur posts are 3 times as anoying
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< no wonder hes mad!!
2005-07-17, 22:55
guitar_demon
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hahahahahah fucking BURN
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
2005-07-17, 23:10
newHELLonEARTH
slack as fuck
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yeah!!! speaking of burns i got a bitch of one on my arms... i was out in the sun kayacking in a nice little river
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Worker bees can leave,
Even drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.
www.maddox.xmission.com
2005-07-17, 23:18
L,B'XXX
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I think you're right.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
I'll give the same response I do to fat people who say, "Slow metabolism": fuck off. Now go eat!
Hahaha, no, but seriously, I do. Ask Eric (RussianRoullette). I think he's been around me when I eat. I eat like a horse sometimes. I dunno. I'm doing my best over here.
and Bia: You guys don't need/want any more photos of my skinny ass.
edit 2: Sharing about what?
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
If your hair is anything like Bob's was when his was sort of like that it kept growing, but the curls were so tight unless it was right out of the shower it always looked the same length. He finally shaved around the bottom half and did the rest in a ponytail in back. Don't ever use rubber bands in your hair if you tie it back. You'll probably have a mess on your hands. Get the skinny cloth bands and you shouldn't yank your hair out.
There's a couple kids that came over a lot when they were teens and most of them have broadened out in the shoulders and thickened up a bit. More manly looking. If you've got fast metabolism more power to ya. I drink cold water half hour before I eat to speed mine up.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
Oh it seems like it hasn't stopped growing the past two weeks, my hair doesn't curl atall...which is a bitch, I look like some retro mod cunt when it's clean. When it isn't it's usually messed up from hair-product/styling shit left in from nights out so it takes whatever form it wants to when I sleep. Think I might go Def and never take a hat off.
man, id like to grow my hair out. my hair grows beyond fast, i need a haircut ever 3 weeks or so. and my hair is obscenely thick too, if it was long youd hardly be able to brush it. its also as straight as it possibly can be. so why dont i grow it? my noggin's fuckin huge! i cant wear hats, becasue it looks like someone put a baseball cap on a watermelon
Oh yeah, I remember now, the little emo bitch cut his hair. Man, he is soooo gay.... I hope you're growing it back out again?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
whoa, Def...how the fuck did that woman come across you?!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
2005-07-19, 03:36
NZ black metal drumm
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okay, so own up def, how much is she costing you??
Oh yeah, I remember now, the little emo bitch cut his hair. Man, he is soooo gay.... I hope you're growing it back out again?
Ofcourse I am, didn't want undercuts anymore so I shaved it. Having undercuts makes you look either 15 or gay, or even worse 15 and gay.
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That snatch is like a glove fit for God.
2005-07-19, 08:32
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Grow your damn hair out now!
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“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
2005-07-19, 10:13
Nihilist
Dog farts
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Well, this is what I look like when I've awoken sometime around 5pm after a BIG night, hungover, and blinded by the flash of a camera. So it's a combo of crappity things.
WARNING: It's quite nauseating.
2005-07-19, 10:37
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You're right!
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“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
2005-07-19, 10:44
Nihilist
Dog farts
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=(((((((((((((((
2005-07-19, 11:41
MyOwnSavior
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
2005-07-19, 12:13
Rapture
The Stings of Conscience
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Nihilly, you know you're beautiful.
2005-07-19, 12:18
Rapture
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This is me. I'm more grim than all of you and your grandparents combined.
Ah, I see you pulled her with the old "explaining Newtonian gravitation" trick!
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2005-07-19, 13:36
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This is me. I'm more grim than all of you and your grandparents combined.
Well... so much for these pants...
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
Ah, I see you pulled her with the old "explaining Newtonian gravitation" trick!
yeah, I actually did, she gets wild when I do that
2005-07-19, 14:05
Dissection
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nihilist
Well, this is what I look like when I've awoken sometime around 5pm after a BIG night, hungover, and blinded by the flash of a camera. So it's a combo of crappity things.
WARNING: It's quite nauseating.
Dude! If I was gay, you'd be #1 on my list!
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Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
damn. shes got a nice rack too, then. either youre really handsome or holland's filled with babes
Holland isn't filled with babes. unfortunatly...
and fo' sho I'm packin'. I've got huge ass hands too, she loves it
2005-07-19, 14:38
MyOwnSavior
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You know what they say about a guy with big hands... big gloves.
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
2005-07-19, 15:36
Nihilist
Dog farts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rapture
Nihilly, you know you're beautiful.
Thanks love. I try play it up for the camera.
2005-07-19, 16:47
DameFraMorkum
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nihilist
Yeah, do so. Post a picture.
Yeah, I'll do it once I get out of study hall. Bah. Summer school...
< no wonder hes mad!!
Authorized 
Well... so much for these pants...
