Exhumed?

LIKE DUH!

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I remember for the longest time no one knew what that meant. Haha, but I do!!!!! ...oh, memories.

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he had a big Exodus sticker on his guitar when they played down here
it would be an intersting show to say the least, well he certainly has the vocals for it anyway.

and shut up! (not powers)

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Speaking of Exhumed, I just got their 3-disc thingo in a CD trade. Only 1000 pressed.

FUCK. YES.

Yes, but PST, your a cool asshole, BLS just acts like a 12 year old boy who was neglected all of his life. I mean, in a few of my pics I had a shaved head(which I dont right now) and I have cancer? Is that supposed to be funny? A few years ago one of my best friend's girlfriend died of cancer you arrogent shit.(She was only 16 btw)


BLS is GHEY LOLOLLLZZZZ!!!1111one .......

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I don't give a shit, but I hate when fucking noobs come in and act like they are a part of everything.

Yeah, I remember someone's signature that had "I know the meaning of Catamite" in it. I don't know why, but Darko comes to mind.

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It had said, "I know what catamite means" and it was my sig. Along with my lyrical rantings..

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wtf is this catamite shite, i feel left out of something.....

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...look it up.

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mmkay, i've put in a request for tabs from Mithotyn/Falconer/Infernal Vengeance form the guys who are in the band. Is it ok if i submit them if i give them full credit?

Keep in mind that they will be 100% accurate.

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Yes, full credit.

Oooooooooooooooooh ya, I remember her... I just can't remeber her name... But I do rember the show you guys played in her honor at the (cole harbour) BOX? I think.

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What's this about me and BLS? I didn't even know we were being compared. Figured it was obvious that I'm the superior model of asshole. Anyway, I'm not totally against making fun of life-threatening illnesses - there's little more life-affirming than being able to laugh - but the only thing that justifies it's being funny, and the baldness/cancer patient joke's about as funny as it is clever and new. I'd post a good cancer joke right now, but I don't have on off the top of my head.

And a catamite's the passive receptor of anal sex, usually a cherub-cheeked little boy with some middle-aged pederast - the active participant in anal sex - burrowing to his colon. I remember that it's supposed to be the term for the boy in the traditional Greek man/boy relationship, but that doesn't make sense since they looked down on anal sex and it was a shame to have received it. See what a good education gets you?

Gina Smith, at the show was at the Pavillion mofo..our rythem guitarist Adam(her boyfriend) was at her wake during soundcheck.


PST if you were to post a cancer joke I'd probably laugh, if it were BLS i'd hunt him down and cut off his "penis" with a sledgehammer.

I'm just saying he's exceptionally immature.

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chill yo,. it was a joke. DAMMIT stupid me i forgot the tongue smiley that makes sure noone gets mad! haha u do have a shitload of posts for how long u have been here though dude

here you go, so sorry

He is immature. And if I posted a cancer joke, everyone would laugh. I just can't think of one without some kind of prompt, and the only ones I got right now are the baldness thing, which is stupid, and the bandmate's girlfriend thing, which would be crass.

BLS is an asshole because he does it on purpose. I do my best not to say something like that unless I feel the need to. Again, that whole Atif situation really made me tone it down.

And again I ask, where the hell is that god damn brownie?!

Oh, PS, my grandfather died of cancer a few years back. But I obviously don't give a shit. Try not to take everything someone says to heart. What was it the guy at the local shop said to me? Oh yeah. "Take it with a grain of salt."

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He already said he only took it seriously because he hates the person who said it to begin with. Anyway, like I said, what's truly offensive about that joke was that it wasn't funny.

My grandmother died of incompetence. That's why I take every chance I can to yell at stupid people.

I wish I was dead

ist the cover at the end of the last disc ammusing

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I don't have that many posts, it's like 10.5 per day or something. There are quite a few people with a higher post per day than me.

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Really? Why? Make the best out of your life while your still here..Remember Children, when your dead your dead, no more no less.

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I have become death

if you face two mirrors together whats it look like

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Well, if you're facing one of them, you'll be able to see your own arse in the other.

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if you put two mirrors on oppsoite sides of the wall and stare into them its fucking trippy

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Yeah it looks like it goes on for ever.

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which is awesome.

what a bad day. I was listening to my suffocation album when i heard a noise coming out of my hard drive.Then it starts to scratch my cd and it fucking pops the cd..i had to open my tower and take out all the little pieces of the cd.I called dell and they said that they were going to send me a new cd-burner.

no damage should ever be done to a suffocation cd

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Bwahaha!



Amonst a dreaming Affinity? (Opeth, Leper Affinity)

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HOLY SHIT!
I saw something like that on MythBusters. If the cd like spins to fast then it can just shatter. That sucks though, losing your Suffocation cd. Bitch at Dell and tell them you lost your Suffocation cd!

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Which album was it? I'm having trouble finding sympathy for you, because I have a feeling that it was Pierced from Within.

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All the greats are dead.

but being dead isnt what made them great

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Wellllll, we'll all be greatful when Fred Durst dies...

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wont we all

fuck i thought you just said "i'll be gratefull"

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I did bitch at the guy but i had enough trouble understanding what the fuck he was saying..he had a very strong middle eastern accent. I kept on telling him to repeat the question.But he said that he was sending me a burner within a week or so..

dissection it was Effigy Of The Forgotten

SINNER!
You will burn in hell for all eternity for causing dammage to one of the great tomes of metal!
You should demand that Dell replace your CD as well.

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I could bitch at dell because it fucked up my cd..But i have enough money to buy another cd..Im a stock boy at a gasoline station.Exxon that is.

You should bitch at Dell, that way if they replace it you will still have spare money to buy another great metal tome
Or when they come to take the burner, leave the trashed CD in it, and ask them to get it out for you, so they discover it as totally fucked

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Yeh I know, but if I were dead I could hang out with them.

The guy told me that I have to install it.But they said IF i had any problems i can call and i can get one of those guys to come over here.I couldnt get ALL of the pieces out but theres enough to say that it was a suffocation cd.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....ssPageName=WD2V

I'm going to bid.

WHAT THE FUCK! Two people have actually bid on that shit!

My leg is having a spasm. Hopefully it'll build up to a mild seizure.

Ha, ewwww. Damn if it was revenge, why the hell didn't he put her name up at least?!

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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii am beyond death

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i just heard the wretched spawn finally, its damn good

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Haha, I just walked three blocks to Orchestra rehersal to find out it's cancelled today.... Fuck. I just had to take a shower cause all that fucking heat.

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hahaha!
Another stupid ebay auction!

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Damn.. Its raining really fucking hard here..

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whoa suffocation,soilent green,and behemoth are having a tour and they are coming to Texas!!.i need to stop making threads in the tours and concerts section.

Jan. 23 – TBA – Atlanta, GA
Jan. 26 – Sanctuary - San Antonio, TX
Jan. 27 – Trees - Dallas, TX
Jan. 29 - Launch Pad - Albuquerque, NM
Jan. 30 -The Rock - Tucson, AZ
Jan. 31 - Mason Jar - Phoenix , AZ
Feb. 01 - Galaxy Theater - Santa Ana, CA
Feb. 02 - Key Club - Los Angeles, CA
Feb. 05 - Studio Seven - Seattle , WA

the only thing funnier than midget porn is fat porn, also much grosser, but hilarious.

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*begins to sing the rest of that song*

One of my favorites.

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Me nad Zac from Cephalic..incase anyone didn't see my awesomeness in the Photo thread.

http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=3523

P.S. That was one kick ass show.

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http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=3172

56 people have viewed it so far in the other thread

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ahh man i remember when they were selling an ''air guitar'' on ebay.. there was like 21 bids for it!. fucking weird..

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Lucky bastard!

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You suck.

BoC, there is no way in hell I'm opening that link.

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you probably already have

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hurriane ivan=no imus in the morning

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Theoretically it should go on for ever. However, when you consider the limitations of resolution within the eye and the ever so slight refraction of light whilst travelling between the mirrors, it eventually reaches a vanishing point. A vanishing point is mathematically defined as the point 'at infinity' that the light appears to be tending to - it never actually achieves the vanishing point, but due to the aforementioned reasons, it appears to.

It's a similar situation to the one whereby you film your television (with some of the surrounding area) and have the signal shown on the same television.

Interesting stuff.

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damn john, you should change your title to
"nerd metalhead"
or
"the brain of metaltabs"

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Everything around us has some sort of mathematical basis, so it isn't hard to bring up something to do with maths! I'm definitely a maths nerd though - I find it interesting how every single thing we know about nature can be expressed as a relationship between one or more physical quantities.



If I'm the brain (!), then which metaltab resident would be the arse? Who would be the dick? Who would be the face? Who would be the appendix, etc?

These are questions of the utmost importancy and must be addressed immediately.

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im probably the appendix, because its the most useless part of the body....

No, you're the colon.

ouch. i sense hatred....

Def would obviously have to be the liver!

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Don't take anything I say seriously. Unless I'm being serious, in which case you can usually tell. I'm only messing around. I get bored, man. Give me a break.

no hard feelings yo.

haha, yeah, the mods should change all their titles to sexual body parts...

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I was reading the local newspaper here this morning. Apparently, some little gypsy boy was playing violin at a local market here. Suddenly, some old guy came over, and smashed it.

First off, why is this in the paper. Secondly, what the fuck.

stupid little jerkoff didnt feel like getting a job. id smash his violin, too

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I'm going to post this if anyone cares, but I sure do...

Johnny Ramone, guitarist and co-founder of the seminal punk band THE RAMONES, has died at the age of 55.

Ramone, who had been fighting a five-year battle with prostate cancer, died in his sleep Wednesday afternoon (Sept. 15) at his Los Angeles home surrounded by friends and family, said the band's longtime artistic director Arturo Vega.

"He was the guy with a strategy. He was the guy who not only looked after the band's interest but he also was their defender," Vega told The Associated Press.

Ramone, whose birth name is John Cummings, had been hospitalized in June at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

Along with his wife, Linda Cummings, Johnny Ramone was surrounded at his death by friends, including PEARL JAM's Eddie Vedder, Rob Zombie and others. Other friends who gathered at his Los Angeles home included Lisa Marie Presley, Pete Yorn, Vincent Gallo and Talia Shire.

He is survived by his wife and his mother, Estelle Cummings. He will be cremated during a private ceremony.


Right now the count is 3/4ths of the band is dead...

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It's too bad when people die, but I don't know him so eh...

I just bought the Glorious Burden and I have to say that the Trilogy music is incredible. The High Water Mark is cool.

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*lights a candle* Yeah, i heard about this.

Oh, and obviously I am the fucking mouth of metaltabs. If you want reasoning, 1.) I obviously talk too much sometimes, and 2.) I verbally assault members a few times a day. Its actually a good stress reliever.

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Wow Johnny Ramone died. I really dont care much but thats not good.

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i really dont care

edit:its a joke...for further reference

I DOOOHNNN CAAARREE

I REEUHHHH DONNNNNN CAREEEE


but i actually dont care

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I didn't like their music THAT much, but they did have a big impact on music.

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weren't they one of those bands that couldn't play their instruments but somehow got famous?

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Exactly. 3 chord progressions.

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FASCIST PIG!!!!11

DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT!!!

FUCK CORPORATISM... EVEN THOUGHT WERE SIGNED ON A MAJOR LABEL!!

WANKER!


OI OI OI!

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why were they considered revolutionary, any other schlub band would've came along and done the same thing.

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I don't know. Punk as a whole to me seems mediocre. Any moron could do it.

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thats Moldova for you, people have nothing better to do than harass gypsies, burn whiches and then talk about it later because thats the most interesting thing that happens

oh and lets not forget all those 10 year olds who burn themselves to death too

"If you want to be a non-conformist like us you are going to have to dress like we do, and listen to the same music we do. Oh yeah, and you will have to have the same beliefs as us too."- South Park

Those guys are genius. Though it was about goths, punks also hate conformists.

Did anyone see the Beavis and Butthead where one of the music videos was a Morbid Angel song? That kicked ass!!

you, sir, annoy me.

I'm beginning to like you more, and hate the moron you posted about. Good work, new(er) guy.

I'm going on a Venom binge right now.

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LAY DOWN YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK AND ROLL......BLACK METAL

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Bwahaha! Chronos screamed that right as I read that post. Thats great.

I'm doing a joke cover of that. I feel kind of guilty about it though. I might actually try on the vox, instead of just making fun of Chronos by singing like him.

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Why exactly do you hate me?
I have done nothing wrong. I have even helped some people. I really dont think there is a reason to hate me.

To anybody who will, click the link in my sig to see a distribution you my find something you like in. I found a few things but i only purchased one today. Its full of death and black metal

new fact released

blackdummu doesnt piss me off, then again maybe i haven't seen any posts with him being an cuntling

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Haha, man I love being a mod... I just had my first taste of editing....

Oh, here's a useless fact for you.. Maralyn Manson is 34 years old..January 1969.

oh...and Clint Eastwood and Sean Connery are BOTH 74 years old.

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ramones blow

ho hum, one more day of school

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btw, my new avatar is Circuit.V.Panther, japanese shredder or something. the full picture is really cool, find it under artist models at www.espguitars.NET the japanese version of the esp website

and im not going to change it back

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Isn't it fun?