I don't know why, but the way you said that made me laugh...

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fuck yeah I couldn't agree more, she has a SMOKIN' ass. and her box isn't too bad either.

And metalpro that is where you are going wrong your waiting for it to happen, it's gonna take a while. If you just wanna get laid you need to party with some sluts, you won't have to do anything but try getting on one of them and BAM, your no longer a cherry. Unless you wanna wait, but good luck with that.

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I do have a pretty cunt!!

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Most sluts are sluts cause A)daddy wasn't involved in their life so they are seeking male attention. B)they like sex. Despite what you just said girls can enjoy sex before twenty, and Kegal exercises have nothing to do with it. True during actual sex girls rarely have orgasms but that is cause your not stimulating the right spot, but they can have them during oral copulation or simulation of the hand. And it also depends on who they are doing it with cause if the dude sucks at getting a girl off well there isn't much that help that now is there. plus girls need to tell their guy what to do cause any guy who is new to that area of a girl really has no clue at all.

I learned all that from personal expirence with my girlfriend and her slutty friends.

BUT ONE THING REMAINS THE SAME YOU BITCHES ARE INSANE!!!

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If you can't give a girl an orgasm you suck.(Although I have heard that a lot of girls don't get them, hehe, my girl does)

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Hahaha, true! If you have to ask her whether she had an orgasm, then you're doing it wrong. You know when a girl has had one and no, it isn't because she's saying "yes" loudly.

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haha. Why is it that all of a sudden chicks appear on this thread and forum?!

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Ya gotta love Anal Blast for being so degrading to women. It always put a huge on my face, hahahaha fucking spectacular.

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Somehow I don't see what relevance your post has to this thread.

Back on topic, girls have a harder time getting an orgasm when they are not comfortable with themselves or actualy know what they like and what not. But if your patient enough, you will succeed (most) of the times.
I know this, and I'm not even a girl its all from experience

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it really doesn't have much to do with the topic at hand I just am listening to them, and they are degrading towards women and it's fuckin great, and hilarious, so .

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You seem to have a bit of a problem there, BOSE. I'm sure there's a link between championing the degradation of women and having a fear of gays. Do you want to tell us something?

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CAN but not FULLY.Once you're 25 or so it gets better because you're fully developed and etc etc..Kegel exersises do have something to do with it, because they make the pelvic floor muscles stronger and more sensitive.

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Jesus christ, man, you are some pedophile!

6th grade. Fuck. *now done with this thread*

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Well I guess you'll find out when you turn 25, but you probably got that info out of a book, and you are aware that girls have orgasms from simulating the clitoris not the inside of the vagina, which is what kegal exercises affect. I thought kegal exercises were for pregnant women.

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your wrong dude. Haven't you ever heard of the elusive g-spot? Don't overlook that!
and kegels help women control the muscles in their vagina, which is why pregnant women do them. But other women can do them as well (and If you have a gf, i suggest, you suggest it )

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No I'm not wrong the g-spot doesn't cause orgasm, it's has the same affect as a girl rubbing your nuts while giving you a bj, feels great but if she was just rubbing your nuts you wouldn't blow a load. Girls don't masterbate by fingering themselves, they rub thier clit.
And I know of the Kegal, I've had alot more 'experience' than you know.

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You sound like a chick.

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So, the truth comes out, huh?

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Kegels are for everybody. Even men can do them but they are much harder to do for men because the right muscles are harder to locate. For men, Kegels help sustain orgasms. For women, it's a lot more awesome because they let you squeeze and pull your partner's dick and it feels bigger inside because it's all relative to the tightness of the woman.

Starting while or after you are pregnant is a little too late because you might not get yourself into a good shape soon enough.

The 25 year thing is a common fact, you arse.

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Woman can have orgasms without direct clitoral stimulation. As a matter of fact, too much direct stimulation will cause the clitoris to go numb. All women are built differently. Some can have orgasms from contact with the vagina. Some can have orgasms from contact with the anus. Some don't, although I'd assume it's just because it isn't being done right.

There are sexual nerves in the wall of flesh that seperates the vagina and rectum that allow women to have orgasms through vaginal or anal sex without direct clitoral contact. Oddly enough, the nerves are closer on the side of the rectum. Most of the time it's just better to rub the clitoris sporadically during vaginal or anal sex. That seems to acheive excellent results.

you've got it chris.
bose you're full of shit. i pity your gf.

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You guys are such IDIOTS !!!! Women reach their peak at 40 whereas guys do at 18. Kegels are for childbirth, kidney control, and to keep your uterus from dropping (sounds gross but yeah , guys , it can happen if the pelvic floor is not strong enough) They in turn also make the muscles in better shape for squeezing. A woman can have strong muscles there and still never experience an orgasm. And if you think you can tell whether a woman has one by anything ! you are all dead wrong. We are master manipulaters on that respect and don't want to bruise your egos.

The entire body is an very sensual thing so if you think the only way to stimuate to orgasm is to be in the drawers , my GOD, you're missing out on a LOT !!! ( And don't ask me how I know. ) Remember I'm older than two of you put together in most cases.

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haha. But I don't think I have an ego to bruize...

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Yes I am a pedophile....I asked the jerk off question so more people here would have some to be familar with you foreign asshole!

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You can save your pity, give it to someone who wants it.
I've never had a 'girlfriend' in the traditional sense but almost all the girls I've fucked have been someone else's girlfriend.
So all that tells me is that if I got a g/f she would cheat on me so I won't even fuck with a relationship, But they must like something I do cause they keep coming back for more when they aren't satisfyed by thier b/f.

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40 that is bullshit women over 40 who have children have massive complications with the whole process, so that is bullshit purely bullshit, I know my mother tried to have several kids at 40 and they all failed in miscarriage. On top of that your old and a female, therefore a liar.

NEVER TRUST ANYONE OVER 30 OR IF IT HAS TITS AND A VAGINA

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don't fuck with bobbi, if theres any female on the internet I'de trust, it's her!

HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THAT TO WALLY'S MOM!?!?!?

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lets fucking ban him!

Well like I said before "don't trust blah blah blah"...you get the point. And what makes you think you can trust her? bitches are liars.

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since when did you start calling females 'bitches'?

Ban the womanizer! It's a shame a women had birth and produced BOSE.

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Since when did you care what I call them. Either way they are still crazy and liars, and only good for two things well three if you want kids.

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mm females are not liars, if I look at it in a fair way I know more guys who lie their ass of then girls....

though girls can play nasty games!!!!

Id say "yea" to banning BOSE. Other than posting in a discriminating manner in this thread, all of his other posts are made in a loud, obnoxious and arogant way.
Also, i'd call him a cunt, but thats just too much of an understatement.

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I think he's actually gay.
and trying for this macho, image.

and lbxxx, that's harsh calling me an idiot. My girlfriend and I are very open about our bodies, and I know alot about the female body. I did not say that kegels cause orgasm either. I was implying that they feel good to a man. (and they do)

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LETS BAN BOSE FOR NO REASON!

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i know you're joking corpse. But I can't see why we should ban someone for differnent opinions or being an idiot. That's just blatant censorship.
The same goes with music. If we all agreed all the time it would be:
"slayer rules"
"yeah"
"i agree"
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"let's talk about how much they rule"
"ok"
"sure"
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I wasn't calling you specifically and idiot, but some of the ideas here were hogwash ! Yes, Kegels are excellent exercises for good muscle control .I didn't say they weren't. (Unless it was my awful typing and I missed it.) No, they themselves don't produce an orgasm. I didn't say they did.

And my neighbor got preganant twice right around 40. The first pregnancy was horrible and she wasn't supposed to do it again because of drugs the doctor gave her afterwards for complications. But she did get pregnant again and that pregnancy went off without a hitch. Her son is about 6 now.

I'm not saying all women are liars any more than all men are. Some of you guys have really good relationships with your women, but there's a lot of "I love you's " and groaning going on that's just lip service and some women don't want to hurt guys feelings by saying they weren't satisfied.

BOSE I think if you had a little higher regard for yourself and quit letting yourself be used you might be surprised. Not every girl cheats. Not every man cheats. You're lying to yourself because you're probably so starved for affection and attention you'll take it from whomever, where ever, whenever. And if they're attached you don't have to have any responsibility for showing your innermost feelings or maintaining a relationship. Get yourself outta the rut you're in before you have a disabled kid from promiscuity that Children's Services has to support !!

And BOSE I am very sorry about your mom's miscarriages. I may have had one in between my kids, but it was so early in the possible pregnancy I never knew for sure. And that was a very rough time for me. I can't imagine how she must have felt.

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[QUOTE=BOSE]Either way they are still crazy and liarsQUOTE]


Did your mom say she loved you?

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My aunt just had a child and she is 40 something.

Sex is still taboo and people are so nervous about it becuase of the lack of honesty with each other and by society. And yes alot of women are not satisfied due to the lack of that odd thing called foreplay. Most think foreplay is kissing and rubbing (oral sex is not foreplay, just fun). Foreplay is about emotions and talking firstmost. It's about becoming completely comfortable with yourself and the person you are with.
Most guys just have to realized this. But most are to concerned about "gettin their dick wet"

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Shut up, BassB'. That's a bit personal. He's entitled to his opinions and I'm sure he has reasons for feeling the way he does. To say something like that is a definite low blow whether it's true or not. Have a little couth.

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alright, enough with the arm chair pshycologists.

back to the glory of heavy metal.

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Bose can just fuck off and die IMO although i suppose i cant blame him for his mum's mistakes

Haha. You people. I know as much about the female body as a woman can tell me the time of my last dong wacking, and although I am a virgin all I know how to do is forplay. I can make 'em shiver in their heels...literally.

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lol it was a joke

but calling a mother (anyone's mother) a lying bitch just doesn't fly... have some respect, please...

WEll, I think you're all mothers anyways. At least most of ya.



I'm trained, dear, but that's okay.
I agree. Let's get back to the glory of metal.... Mercury, anyone?

powers' -- too funny

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HAHAHAHA Wow I didn't expect that kind of reaction, well no I don't talk to my mother at all actually and NO she doesn't say she loves me.
True not every woman can be a liar just alot of the ones I deal with are, plus I like to exaggerate things makes them sound better. L,B'XXX I apologize to you I had no right saying that to you, I don't even know you. But as for what reguard I hold myself it's very high, there is no one more important to me than me, I have a very large ego and around these parts no one can stop me, no one will stop me. And no I won't just get with anyone, anywhere, anytime, I do have some standards and ethics that I live by, they may not be very good (considering I get all these girls to cheat on their b/f) but it's not like I talk them into it they come to me.

And don't worry about me having a child I always wrap my rascal, I know I can't handle that big of responsablity.

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haha. Yeah.....LBXXX, my record was 1 FULL night. From evening(don't remember when) ALL the way to 7:30am. We never slept. God that was amazing. We wrestled for like 3-4 hours, then laid in bed and talked the rest of the morning, then at 7:30am I walked her back to here dorm...hahaha....I don't even talk to her anymore...

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you're a trained psychologist?
or your just trained in life experience?

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she just fucked a lot

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She's worked with teenagers longer than you have lived. I'd say she has some life experience...

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i dont get any.


ever.

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I'd guess most girls don't rip their clothes of in reaction to seeing admiral Ackbar. Sorry dude

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actually i dont think it has much to do with my looks, im just a jerkoff in real life\


edit:to clarify-while some people may pretend or even say they care about what a chicks talking about, i dont. i can lie online fine, but i tend to get visibly bored while inconsiderate women babble about stupid shit

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haha not me though. Just this morning, this chick friend saw me walk up to here without saying anything (I was just smiling to her), and she was like, "damn you're too quiet." Wait...heh that had nothing to do with what you just said. ...the people I hang out with don't babble on with mindless shit, so it's always an interesting conversation.

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well my male friends all talk about shit thats important, but chicks my age are ignorant and simple minded.

....most of them, i know a few that are really cool

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im a virgin,,and i dont really care

I'll push your cherry back so far you'll be using it as a tail-light tomorrow bitch.

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Rock on Mother Fucker.

Hey haha this might seems reeeally fucking dumb but there's this cool chick I talk to alot that plays the harp and she's not really hot at all........

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i think chicks that play instuments make them hotter
even if they're not.

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hmmmm, depends...flutes aren't my type But yeah, harp is really sexy.

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lolfuckingl steve, hahahahaha


BULLSHIT YOU NEVER WENT OUT WITH THAT CHICK




on a side note, i know a chick that plays the trumpet

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just think what her mouth does what that instrument.
a pick up line "wanna play my bone flute?"

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that's good and all, but do you know a chick that's a tromBONER?

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no, but i know a guy that does and he gets shit for it all day long

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It's skin flute not bone flute...your dick isn't a fucking bone.

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Okay, to answer a few questions-- I have worked in a Children's Home for 8 1/2 years and was trained in Youth Leadership dealing with neglected, emotionally and sexually abused kids , and also some aspects of foster parenting and adoption, besides being an adoptee myself. And I've raised 2 boys to their 20's as a sometimes single parent. I also lived with a verbally abusive alcoholic for awhile. Sometimes I take to heart completely what's said on forums like this when it strikes a personal chord. And I feel that I may be the only one in the world that person has ever heard my idea from. Mostly because of what I've learned pertaining to my own life. And I've had pm's sent to me thanking me for letting them know they weren't the only ones feeling that way.
I've also done a long term study, off and on, on the effects of herb of which I've been in the off side for many months now.
So although I'm not an authority on any of it, that's the scoop on me.


And I play a little flute ,too. THE SILVER KIND !!!! I think guys that play flugelhorns are the shit. (wink, wink)

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Well, I've NEVER heard a guy complain about his 'responsibilty' being 'too big'. But then again , I've never heard it referred to as that before either. Maybe you should try a transplant or reduction?????? (An' I know what you meant . I just couldn't resist. )


The Doctor--- Yes, I have, at least twice !!! Hey, when you're an almost 20 year old virgin the honeymoon lasted almost 11 years til the divorce ! And we're getting hitched again! Hmm, I wonder if I can grow it back quick and do it again. 1 October 1978 about 3 feet from where I'm sitting.

You needed to know that didn't you ? haha

And yeah, don't bitch at me for this being another post.

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I was kidding. Sorry If you took me seriously.

And L,B'XXX (can't remember your name and don't feel like calling you "metal mom" again), you get pretty personal in this thread... I'm glad I left. Having you talk to the guys about sex and things of that nature is kind of like having a lecture at school. (kidding)

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true, but I don't like to use the flash, I took a pic of her yesterday when we where in the park somewhere in Utrecht, just before we went out to dinner

here'tis, you can see what she looks like here

Now... lets see her naked!!
lolz i jk!

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You make it sound like you're not a guy....
...haha, leave Def alone, there's no way he'd do that! But she is pretty.

damn I need a girlfriend...but they're so much work..... Maybe I'll ask someone, "if you won't go out with me, how about we just have hot mechanical sex..."hahaha.

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thanks

but eh, what do you mean with, ''they're so much work'' ?

if you find the right girl, she's not going to be a lot of work at all, if she has the same interest and shit, its cool. she doesn't listen to metal, but then again I don't listen to metal exclusively either, she likes rock and classic rock stuff I can appreciate too, thank god she doesn't listen to trance or shit like that. and she loves beer!

about the sex thing, you can do that, but you'de need to visit the hookers for that. and hookers have nasty diseases.

Just being around you, she would like beer through osmosis

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Something interesting just happened. Their is this hot girl I work with that since she first started, has been this huge tease. She just found out that I am currently going out with a bisexual chick. After that she told me that she was interested in dating girls, in other words experimenting. I was like cool, but inside I was like FUCK YEAH!.

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Holy shit, my most recent girlfriend's the American version of Def's! But she liked whisky too and could drink, on a given occasion, as much or more than I can.

Anyway, a relationship isn't that much work if it's worth being in. It's only work when you fuck up, when she fucks up, or when it's time to be out of it and you're too much of a dumb cunt to realize it, and she's too nice to say anything. Or if you're just in the wrong relationship to begin with. Or maybe it is, objectively speaking, a lot of work, but you won't realize it.

If you're back at school, you can do that. But hedge your bets. And realize that the real world doesn't always work that way. One of my friends at school was a virgin in his second year, lost it to this Turkish girl everyone idolized, especially him, and his second time was with his roommate (female, in an apartment). What did the lover boy say? 'Hey, you wanna fuck?' A couple days after he actually asked if that'd work normally.

If you go to Nevada the prostitutes don't have diseases. But they cost a lot. But from what I remember you're tall, look old, and are fairly good looking (keep in mind I haven't seen a picture of you for a year, so I might be terribly wrong), so just don't be an idiot and it might work out. Seriously, though, being an idiot can ruin everything. Not when you first meet, but afterward. Think of Jon Favreau on the phone in Swingers.

Yeah I remember something on HBO about the bunny ranch. This one chick (Isabella Soprano) was really good looking. I mean, up there on the 10 ten list of best women I've ever seen.

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That'd be a better story if you had actually gone instead of watched it on the television. Then you could have had sex with the woman who made your top ten instead of just ogle her on television.

....thanks. The "work" I was referring to was the action involved in getting the girl who probably already has a boyfriend. I mean, one did say it was great to see me again after the summer was over, but she could have just been colorful...It's just the transition from "friends" to "girlfriends" that troubles me.

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Ah, with that last sentence you focus all your problems to stunning clarity in my mind. You're the Sensitive Young Man, patented in all countries by D. Alighieri, trying to get with the Beautiful Girl(s) Who Really Understand(s) You, patented in all countries by B. Portinari, I suppose. Well, let me clue you in: There are women in this world who want to have sex with you. But they are not your friends, unless the only thing keeping you apart is an antediluvian morality and loyalty to her current boyfriend. If you manage to turn your 'friends' into 'girlfriends,' you'll kill the relationship and end up with neither. Girls tend to be fairly intuitive and usually know straight off if they're into you or not, after which point you can't win 'em over, you can just scare 'em off by being a creepy cunt. And hell, maybe you're a creepy cunt. Anyway, the point is: the girls you're friends with are your friends because they aren't meant to be your lovers. I'm not saying that your girlfriend can't be a damn good friend, but that happens after the sexual stuff. I haven't had a girlfriend I didn't get together with pretty damn quick, and well before we knew each other well enough to get into those wonderful deep discussions you get into with the people who understand you.

So, what I'm saying is: cut the shit, you creepy cunt. Value the friendships you have and realize you might have to look elsewhere. Sex is not a difficult thing to get when you're young, if you're not stupid about it. So just cut the shit. And definitely stop thinking about ways to score.

ill have to agree with that. they are really graceful. my keyboard has a harp setting, but it only comes close. it sounds more like a weird piano. Ive never played a real harp, but i want one.

haha, I've never seen a guy play a harp before...I think you should stick to what you know.

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No they aren't

You speak for yourself, young man!

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I've known some pretty dumb Brits. Like the ones who keep insisting there are 52 states. Or the Scots who'd punch you in the head when they hear the American accent. Plus the Welsh. Damn Welsh. Not to mention the neds. But there are some smart ones.

obviously there are some clever brits, but no more than in any other country (as much as I hate to admit it)

"exaggerate things makes them sound better"??? That's one thing I'd call lying.

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damn! thats really true and i didnt think about it till now. I know! Ill get a harp and the first sexy girl that can play it will be my love slave

Haha, I know someone who believed that! Don't worry, I put him on the straight and narrow. Have you noticed how most people who believe that there are 52 states always say that Alaska and Hawaii are the 51st and 52nd states? Actually, I knew someone who thought that Puerto Rico was an American state!

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Last time I was in Britain it was Edinburgh, where about a dozen or so Scots kept insisting there were 52 states. I'd assure them that there weren't, and they'd say 'No no, you had the 50 contiguous' - and yes, they knew the word 'contiguous' but still thought there are 52 states - 'and then there's Alaska and Hawaii.' The funny thing is, since this was mostly argued in pubs and walking along streets, between other silly arguments like sidewalk vs pavement, I couldn't show any actual proof, so I couldn't convince them. I'd even recite all the state names - an exercise so pointless and unimportant I hadn't done it since I'd reached the age of reason - and I'd just get 'Well, you're just leaving some out, aren't you? I'm right, amn't I? And you know it, you're just trying to make a fool of me.' Then the conversation would change and I'd explain how sidewalk was a decent kenning and that the pavement in America was already the name of the roadway. However, since, as I continued about Europe, I kept running into Brits in hostels, I got to hear the same argument about 52 states, coupled with the same refusal to believe me when I insisted there were only 50. It was weird. I'm sure if it went on long enough, or maybe if I were a different person, I'd've started to believe that maybe I was wrong, maybe there were 52.

If they'd thought Puerto Rico was a state, I could have understood it, but they always denied it.

Holy Off topic.

My 19 year old friend got a girl pregnent...and he actually wants to take care of the kid!

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What's wrong with that? Atleast he's facing it and not running away like a coward.

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That's true, but this guy isn't even out of high school, not to mention he's poor as fuck.

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oh.......hmph....did he fail or something? 19 and still in high school?

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Yeah he did a few times, a lot of my friend's are failures...I'm on my 4th year of high school but I'm not as stupid as I once was.

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I know a good Catholic boy, one of those who feel very strongly about birth control but figure the whole premarital sex taboo's just a joke. Which is fine; I'm all for people having sex. Anyway, he sits down once a month and figures out exactly what he'll do if his girlfriend gets pregnant, a very complete and serious plan that involves dropping out of school to be able to pay for everything, in the hopes of finishing his education later, and other such totally disrupting concessions in order to realistically take care of a kid. Make sure you're friend's ready to do that and doesn't just think it's cool to take care of a kid.

And sometimes facing up to it's supporting the abortion. But a depo shot's even better. It's all the fun of unprotected sex with none of the hassle, plus three months without a period, or having to take a pill every day, or anything.

Doesn't Canada have the dole for people like him?

I've never heard of a "depo shot" before....

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Why wouldn't he just used condoms if he's that paranoid.

Yeah, we have this shot, I know a girl that had it done....I mentioned it to my girlfriend and she heard that someone got pregnent even though they had one..

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Nothing works perfectly but abstinence, but we did look into this shot beforehand and it's fairly reliable. There's apparently some other shot that lasts five years, but it's less reliable and who the hell knows what they want in five years?

He can't wear condoms. He takes his religion too seriously - except, as I said, the thing against premarital sex - and feels guilty about using birth control. A lot of Catholic boys are the same way. I know a girl I dated would talk about how her Catholic ex got to feeling so guilty after sex that he'd go confess. He also wouldn't wear condoms, but figured it wasn't so bad if she was on the pill. It's a fanatical thing with some people though. Like the guy carefully planning out exactly how he'll destroy his current life if he gets his girlfriend pregnant.