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even i have short hair.....and then it was for the first time that i was trying to grow it long (well i had succeeded till covering my forehead which is quite broad), this job intrerview thingy happened in college and i had to cut it short...this happened last week
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You were talking about masturbation. You are preoccupied alot, aren't you? 
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True.
My one friend admits to beating it 4 or 5 times a day. Thats fucking sick.
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hah one of my friends claims that he beat it some 11 times a day...woddafuck !!! he mustve ejaculated water after 3-4 shakes 
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The most I ever did it in one day was 3. MAYBE four, but that is pushing it.
But doing that every day? Thats really sad. And your spends roughtly one hour a day jerking off. THAT takes the cake for being sad.
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I knew what you meant. There is no way someone can do it THAT many times a day without losing brain cells.
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I just found out last night that my mexican friend in Alaska lost his virginity(that fucking liar! haha).....to a 38 year old women he met at a party...he's 19.
On more weird age relationships, I know a 16 year old girl who used to go out with a 33 year old man.
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wow, that's funny. Check this out...
I was at some gym trying to sell TCBY yogurt( ), when this 50 yr old HOT babe starts talking to me. Ahhhh, she was sooooo figured in ALL the right places, but god damn she was so old....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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I just found out last night that my mexican friend in Alaska lost his virginity(that fucking liar! haha).....to a 38 year old women he met at a party...he's 19.
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So... My cousin married a guy who is 52, and she is 28, another cousin of mine (different side of the family) is 32 and is engaged (sp?) to the Ex-vice president of NAVCanada (her dad or my uncle works for navcanada, it is one of his old bosses.
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This little girl, 7, had a crush on me for the longest time but that's just oddhahahahaha.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Odd? Or welcoming?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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So... My cousin married a guy who is 52, and she is 28, another cousin of mine (different side of the family) is 32 and is engaged (sp?) to the Ex-vice president of NAVCanada (her dad or my uncle works for navcanada, it is one of his old bosses.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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BWAHAHAHA That cracked me up !
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Not the ex vice president of NAV CANADA! What the fuck is NAVCanada? |
Ok, well Mr. Nick Miller have you ever been to the airport? Well those guys who control the raidar stations, ground control, and all that, well THATS NAV-Canada, Its basicly the everyone who works at the airport who is not hired by westjet, air canada, or security.
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Yeah I bet I could have
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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did you miss that rtt? there was one a bnit ago where like half of it was just about that guy
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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...I'm going to assume he's a musician then,  .
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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True.
My one friend admits to beating it 4 or 5 times a day. Thats fucking sick.
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how so... when you have prostate cancer and he dosent i bet you'll be sorry.
I went for a personal record... within a 24 hrs period i beat it 16 times... sometimes in a row.
all you need is a good porno, and dont touch your wee wee for a week or so
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Bwahaha! Ahahahah. I got such a big laugh out of that.
Anyone else ever play Manhunt?
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if anyone here used power tabs editer help me out, the sound wont play anymore. i can see its going cause the notes are lighting up when theyre being played but no sound is produced and yes the volume on my comp is on and the speakers are hooked up right
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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I have no idea. I once went to my old high school and the babes there...yes babes, were fucking hot. That between 1-3 years younger.....and here at college it because a different world. Now it doesn't matter and I've dated chicks older than me. So I'd say 17 or 18 at the absolute youngest, and 25 at the oldest, seeing that I'm 19.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2 years, but if she has all of the goods, and could pass for older, than 3. Being 16 and all, anything below 13 would just feel so WRONG.
Oh, and oldest? I wouldn't TRY to go for anyone over one or two years older, but if some older chick wanted to bang? Sure, why not. In THAT situation, twice my age.
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are you sure the thing isnt muted?, or oppen the vocume controls and make sure that the midi bit is allo the way up, failing that the program just doesn that sometimes fro some stupid reason, close it and start again, if that doesnt help let me know
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are you sure the thing isnt muted?, or oppen the vocume controls and make sure that the midi bit is allo the way up, failing that the program just doesn that sometimes fro some stupid reason, close it and start again, if that doesnt help let me know
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How is that lying? I'm not saying I have, but I would.
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WOULD go for "chicks" under 13?
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beast its been doing this for a week and yea i check the volume controls
theres a viking special on the history channel right now! i get to see what kind of havoc my ancestors did
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wtf?! No, no, no! I said nothing under 2 years younger. And 3 would be the absolute most. How the fuck did you misunderstand that?!
Slim odds that I'd ever go for a 13 year old though. Like, 1 in a 1000.
Yeah, I'm Swede too, Demon. I think I've already seen that though.
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and whoever it was on the last page, i have played Manhunt, it got awfully boaring, awfully fast, so its just as well that i finished it in 8 hours (stupid small fucking console style games)
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I'm way too careful with that game. I prefer luring anyone and everyone I can, instead of just beating their ass out. So I've been playing it for at least 10-12 hours. I don't know the mission number that I'm on, but that freaky Pig thing just showed up in the FMV that started the level.
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i think beast is trying to say that there are no chicks 13 or younger
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i think beast is trying to say that there are no chicks 13 or younger
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No, I think he is asking if I would. I think he misunderstood what I said. I meant that I would go for women up to twice my age.
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and they MIGHT go for you afterall women are their most sexually active in their 30's
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i think anyone here would go for a 32 year old if they still look good
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ahhh man at a middle school around here the teacher fucked one of her students, and she was SO GOD DAMN HOT, i think shes 28 or something, and the kid is 14. that kid is so god damn lucky
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i have never seen her, ill go do a google image search
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pfft! I'm polish, in a few years when I don't go anywhere sexually I'd be fucking anything with a heartbeat... 
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and along comes a huge kangaroo witha giant heartbeat....wait no that would fbs not you
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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how many years below your age would you guys go for chicks
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depends...
but i say as long as their in high school its fine.
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i think anyone here would go for a 32 year old if they still look good
if anyone says they wouldnt fuck Mia Hamm (US soccer player, 36 years old i think) then you have either never seen her or ur gay and need to face that fact
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Powers, with all the shitty porn you've posted, I doubt that the point where you'd fuck anything that moves has already come and passed.
Demon, I've never heard of such a picture. Be a good little Cat-Avatar-Guy and go find it.
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depends...
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Definately. I'd go for freshmen if I was a senior. And this is Junior year! Freshmen go for juniors (for some reason), so I might not be single much longer.
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yeah, two years is my cut off
...i have to peel the chicks off me, they love me so much
im danish scottish and english
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danish haha im not sure why that makes me laugh but it does when i read that a big danish poped in my head
dissection- i searched for it but cant find it i think darko has it
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danish haha im not sure why that makes me laugh but it does when i read that a big danish poped in my head
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I think there is a way to view all uploaded pictures. I don't remember where though. If not, then its on another forum. But I'm almost positive that I've seen one.
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For guys, one year younger and three years older at the maximum, and as for ladies, well, not older than 22 or so and not yonger than me.
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Well, women have a whole different set of standards.
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....and I lost that goal yesterday evening....
Hey!!! Fucker, it just took me like 3 hours to perfect the first solo to Working Man by Rush. Hahahaha, And there's still another 4 minutes of solo ...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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i thought it was atifman
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you got me baby
that and the picture of fbs dreaming of the kangaroo
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yes i do have the picture
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DO IT!!!
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Yeah, lets all have a contest! Now, everyone get out the video camera and...
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No, it isn't OK. Rules are rules, we don't allow this.
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Sorry, I honestly never knew that. We need a forum for that.
And if he was a bassist, and around me, i swear to god, my foot is going up your ass, Nihilist.
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Do you have plans for the name of the next one then?
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no, i thought you were taking too long to post at the time, but we had posted at about the same time
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Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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2004-08-27, 08:13
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Post-whore
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you'd better be ready to make a funny RTT, because this young man, is post number 298.
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2004-08-27, 08:15
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Pokémon Master
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anything would be better than the origional title for this one
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"Press Ctrl+w to enter: The realm of Power Metal!" - a promise from johnmansley
Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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2004-08-27, 08:16
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Post-whore
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Location: the putrefying road in the nineteenth extremity
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alrite !!!! 299 !!! yayyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!
k...i have no idea why i did that
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