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Old 2004-08-24, 01:14
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Please give me some tip on how to write a good black metal riffundefinedfor instance bands to listen to examples ext......
 
Old 2004-08-24, 05:12
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Now this is a stupid thread..
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Old 2004-08-24, 05:15
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black metal is easy, just stum as fast as you posibly can, move your fingers around the fredboard randomly and record it on your telephone answering machine, while screaching about how you love satan
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Old 2004-08-24, 05:24
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black metal is easy, just stum as fast as you posibly can, move your fingers around the fredboard randomly and record it on your telephone answering machine, while screaching about how you love satan



Yeah Emperor do that ALL the time...
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Old 2004-08-24, 05:31
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Grind (I DIDN'T NEED TO CHANGE THIS BUT BEAST SAID IT WOULD WORK BETTER), just stum as fast as you posibly can, move your fingers around the fredboard randomly and record it on your telephone answering machine, while making noises


The title of the thread is black metal not grind

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Old 2004-08-24, 05:36
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MISQUOTE, whats Canadian law about misrepresentation like all you canadians?

even so, you forgot to change the phrase Black Metal at the start fool
and you dont listen to that sort of BM anyway, you listen to the Symphonic BM which isnt considerd anything better than nu-metal by those who are tr00 and KVLT, who do listen to what i described
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Old 2004-08-24, 05:41
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Old 2004-08-24, 05:48
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black metal is easy, just stum as fast as you posibly can, move your fingers around the fredboard randomly and record it on your telephone answering machine, while screaching about how you love satan

thats some great advice to any one who wants to start a black metal band.
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Old 2004-08-24, 06:05
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*sighs* i hate how this forum makes me feel about my music. I play "black metal" or so it may sound, but i in no intentional way try to create black metal. I just play what sounds good to me. Fair amount of tremolo, atmospheric keyboards. And what do you know, "its black metal". If i could change it to better suit you fucks (not just you, but all the others who will eventually call me gay becuase i play what i hear deep in my soul), i would, but i just make what is played in my heart. I guess I could be the first serious post to this thread and say, to make a black metal riff, use melody and speed. its pretty hard to describe through typing how to make a riff
 
Old 2004-08-24, 06:07
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*sighs* i hate how this forum makes me feel about my music. I play "black metal" or so it may sound, but i in no intentional way try to create black metal. I just play what sounds good to me. Fair amount of tremolo, atmospheric keyboards. And what do you know, "its black metal". If i could change it to better suit you fucks (not just you, but all the others who will eventually call me gay becuase i play what i hear deep in my soul), i would, but i just make what is played in my heart. I guess I could be the first serious post to this thread and say, to make a black metal riff, use melody and speed. its pretty hard to describe through typing how to make a riff


I like some black metal, which happens to be the kind you like. I will be gay with you
 
Old 2004-08-24, 06:31
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People need to stop asking for advice with writing. If you take everybody else's advice, then you are not really being creative, which undermines the purpose of writing music. Just jam by yourself for a while until you get into a groove, whatever comes to you should be good enough, man.
 
Old 2004-08-24, 13:45
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*sighs* i hate how this forum makes me feel about my music. I play "black metal" or so it may sound, but i in no intentional way try to create black metal. I just play what sounds good to me. Fair amount of tremolo, atmospheric keyboards. And what do you know, "its black metal". If i could change it to better suit you fucks (not just you, but all the others who will eventually call me gay becuase i play what i hear deep in my soul), i would, but i just make what is played in my heart. I guess I could be the first serious post to this thread and say, to make a black metal riff, use melody and speed. its pretty hard to describe through typing how to make a riff


I agree. Its fucking stupid that anyone even questions it, but I think alot of these people here just insult it to be "k00l" like Def and the other mods who despise BM.

My advice: unless you are seriously into the black metal lifestyle (ask Decrepify), then don't even think about playing it. People get really offended .

And yes, I agree with Chris. You can't ask someone how to write. It has to come from within.
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Old 2004-08-24, 15:04
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Only gay posers listen to black metal(is it even music?)!
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Old 2004-08-24, 16:14
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thats some great advice to any one who wants to start a black metal band.


yes im gonna do that, just kidding.
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Old 2004-08-24, 16:54
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Why should being in a black metal band be about satan im a christian and in a band called morbid adversary. not all black metal is like that ever heard children of bodom.
All grindcore is about is having sex with farm animals A.K.A, Anal cunt or cow fucker oh and the greatest fear factory. listen to opeth or nile if you want death.
 
Old 2004-08-24, 18:41
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Why should being in a black metal band be about satan im a christian and in a band called morbid adversary. not all black metal is like that ever heard children of bodom.
All grindcore is about is having sex with farm animals A.K.A, Anal cunt or cow fucker oh and the greatest fear factory. listen to opeth or nile if you want death.

Your a fag! Christians are fools, the Bible was written back in the day when showering daily was considered 'unhealthy'...shit has changed since then.
CoB is fuckin gay, black metal is lame, who cares what its about!?!?!

Fear Factory isn't grindcore, and grindcore isn't all about fucking farm animals you moron, besides...who cares it's funny as fuck!?!?

And Opeth and Nile. You couldn't pick two bands in the same 'genre' that are more different, Opeth is hardly DEATHMETAL,

So you got one thing right Nile is Death metal.
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Old 2004-08-24, 20:39
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Old 2004-08-24, 20:40
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Old 2004-08-24, 20:57
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you know if all to is grindcore you probly have zero musical apreciantion you son of a bitch there are few good grindore like carcass or chiamira and satanic shit doesnt always rule in black metal look back to bands like bathory and see that christian and norse themes ruled.
 
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Well when Quorthon played black metal
his lyrics were satanic,only when he started playing
epic he changed to norse mythology.

As for the thread's real purpose I'll agree
with TheDreadfulHoroscope.Tremolo
picking is the basic thing for black metal.
Other stuff different according to the style of
black metal you want to play(raw or symphonic/melodic)

What black metal bands do you like?
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Old 2004-08-24, 23:22
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Mainly i like melodic black and death like arch enemy or children of bodom but irecently got into dissection, borknagar, mercyful fate, Emperor.
Im really more of a thrash metal kind of person but i love incorperating thrash into black metal songs
 
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If you like thrash into black metal check Aura Noir.
For raw black metal listen to some Immortal(Battles In
The North or Pure Holocaust).
For Symphonic black check
Limbonic Art(Moon In the Scorpio) or Arcturus(Aspera
Hiems Symphonia).
As for playing black metal
learn some songs from
the bands you like.
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Old 2004-08-25, 00:56
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you know if all to is grindcore you probly have zero musical apreciantion you son of a bitch there are few good grindore like carcass or chiamira and satanic shit doesnt always rule in black metal look back to bands like bathory and see that christian and norse themes ruled.


1.) CoB is not black metal. Its Power Metal with Black Metal vocals.
2.) Chimaira is plain metal (and good, too).
3.) No Black Metal is Christian oriented. If it is, it is poser. I only say that, because of what the genre is about. No, not all of it is about Satan (The best stuff isn't).

BUT... Black Metal is always non or anti Christian in origin. I hate to say it, but you are just perpetuating your own poser band.

And don't let Decrepify find this thread. He'll shred your ass for 'Christian' and 'I play black metal' in the same post.
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Mainly i like melodic black and death like arch enemy or children of bodom but irecently got into dissection, borknagar, mercyful fate, Emperor.
Im really more of a thrash metal kind of person but i love incorperating thrash into black metal songs


You really have a problem with your genres. Shows how much you know black metal. I'm not trying to be a dick and point out every mistake you make, but I do hate it when people get bands and their genre's confused. Borknagar is Viking/Folk Metal (you can call it either), but is FAR from anything black metal (if you don't believe me, Borknagar @ Metal Archives)
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Old 2004-08-25, 04:24
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You really have a problem with your genres. Shows how much you know black metal. I'm not trying to be a dick and point out every mistake you make, but I do hate it when people get bands and their genre's confused. Borknagar is Viking/Folk Metal (you can call it either), but is FAR from anything black metal (if you don't believe me, Borknagar @ Metal Archives)

Id say calling Arch enemy black metal is a tad worse than calling Borknagar black metal
 
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Go easy on the kid, he's just trying to get himself into metal. He obviously doesn't know it very well, but it's not like he's going around being a dick. Correct the kid's mistakes, don't attack him for being Christian or liking what he incorrectly perceives to be black or death metal.
 
Old 2004-08-25, 09:19
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If you wnat black metal listen to Behemoth ( satanica or thelema 6), immortal (battles... or pure...), Belphegor (lucifer incestus),Naer Mataron,... for example
 
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Old 2004-08-25, 14:08
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Go easy on the kid, he's just trying to get himself into metal. He obviously doesn't know it very well, but it's not like he's going around being a dick. Correct the kid's mistakes, don't attack him for being Christian or liking what he incorrectly perceives to be black or death metal.


Yes, that is correct.

If someone would have listened to Black Metal for a long time, the one would have noticed WHY christianity isn't a part of it (expection is religious Black Metal, where its creators (ideology) believe to the christian god and christianity, but are on satan's side). And this affects to the listening, if your views are totally opposite against Black Metal ones, the music could easily be hard to listen. Though some people listen to Black Metal just for an entertaiment, without caring about it's ideologies. And if you're keeping Black Metal just another music style within other, and without taking it seriously, the music too could be quite hard to make as a good (not to speak of the lyrics..), though this is only my point of view about this.

And many people still think that Bodom is Black/Death metal, because they haven't got well enough into the genre (though bodom has some influences from those genres, for example the theme and vocals). Foolishly, mainstream nowadays sees that music with screaming/growling vocals is just Black or Death Metal (if the lyrics are satanistic it is Black Metal), and if the music is fast it is Speed Metal and so on (This announces that metal is still very underground music, it definitely hasn't got into such position as it had on 80's (nowadays there is too many other music genres?)).

To the topic: Black metal riffs should be dark and cold, and not very fast (imo). And if you want to construct a song, make some simple riffs (not many), do the drumming in the harmony within them (monotonous blastbeat is popular, but depents on what kind of riffs/melodies you are making of) and typical BM vocals (screaming), those works just fine together. Good Black Metal is usually very simple and is built from simple components. Also musical talents aren't really necessary in Black Metal (though something is always needed), if you are well enough passioned to create the art of Black Metal (the function of channeling ideology into music), just listen to Xasthur.
 
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if u want ideas for black metal type riffs listen to ackercocke, darkthrone (especially under a funeral moon), immortal and early cof stuff. I m in a melodic black metal band, and most of the songs i create are usually based on a theme, and then i just go with the flow and create the song.
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This might not be the perfect place to post this, but fuck it, its a black metal thread... Today it hit me, most of you guys on this site have stated that metal is not about looks. Well, from my understanding, you seem to judge black metal ONLY by its looks. I've yet to see a constructive critical comment about black metal other than the usual bullshit about how most of its creators choose to dress. I for one, am not the type to use corpse paint and all that other bullshit, which will hopefully count in the end, but all of you bullshitters try to say how looks don't matter, but when it comes to black metal its all you can bitch about. Like for example, that thread that was in the chit chat a while back ... "what you do to look metal". Yeah, that, most of you claimed that looks don't matter. Oh, but black metal looks do matter, fuck you. Its really ironic how you talk so much shit about a style of music, A style of METAL no doubt, based simply on its look! Fuckin hypocrites, fuckin hypocrites
 
Old 2004-08-26, 23:44
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youre correct looking like metal does matter to me while im in this band though not alot i just dont want to look like some of these metalcore bands. also,,, i recently showed on of my friends this article with adam from killswitch engage, my friend instantly threw the magazine down and tried to light it on fire. " iwas like man thats killswitch engages guitarist. he was liie fuck you dude this is an interview with the used or somethin.

Still looks dont matter to me but at least look semi metal. but i guess killswitch can look as gay as they want since they can jam good.
 
Old 2004-08-26, 23:49
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lads, get back on topic, this was about black metal, if you want to make symphonic BM you will need to have epic sounding chordy music, and to cut back on the tremlow, make sure to use lots of these shapes
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Go easy on the kid, he's just trying to get himself into metal. He obviously doesn't know it very well, but it's not like he's going around being a dick. Correct the kid's mistakes, don't attack him for being Christian or liking what he incorrectly perceives to be black or death metal.


Understood. But if you claim to play a type of music, you should know what bands are and AREN'T part of that genre.

Now, back on topic. Symphonic black should have many parts where riffs are slower, and not tremelo picked (as BoC said). The keyboard should almost overlap the guitar. Harmony between keyboard and guitar is probably not easy, but if you get it to harmonize, it'll sound great.
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Still looks dont matter to me but at least look semi metal. but i guess killswitch can look as gay as they want since they can jam good.


If looks don't matter, then why are you prattling on like a ninny about how bands SHOULD look. Pfft. Let band look however they want...



Expect for black metal leather and corpsepaint. Sorry, I think almost anyone can admit: Its stupid, and makes the band look like more of a joke than it does make them more "grim." Now, I'm done with the off topic shite.
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Listen to Stille Volks album Ex-Uvie. Its not black metal but it is good.

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Old 2004-08-27, 23:15
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to me, blakk metal sounds similar to punk, as in lots of fast strummed powerchords. in blakk theres also alot of trem pikked single note lines. the guitar tones got to be thin and trebly and mostly standard tune or Eb, or D. guitars also need to be lost in a wall of distortion.

on a side note, i prefer death/grind, but i kan appreciate blakk koz its got a touch of existentialism that most genres ignore. also, there is the national socialist and "organic" or natural blakk metal which are just as valid as "pure" or antiXkristian blakk, as the subtext to all blakk seems to be existential thought or konsciousness. konsidering this, though hard to accept, is Xristian blakk, as we all know existential philosophy is more or less a strong despise of anything that is not individual. this is why i believe blakk metal bands and the genre itself attrakts so little support as it is highly personalized.
as for symphonik blakk with its mass appeal and generik sound, its just cheesegrater-power-pop-rokk-metal.
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Seriously, dude, is the letter C broken on your keyboard?

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Seriously, dude, is the letter C broken on your keyboard?


no, but expressing my individuality by wearing goth/industrial garbage bag kapes with retread tyres for boots and spray painting my face is just so 20th century. id much rather appeal to 11yo girls/46yo men with a kutesy, fun cyber personality and incisive wit.

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Real raw riff against weak technical gay shit !

Stop sayng that black meal is gay and its not real music ,coz black metal is the real essence of metal .Black metallers are the best and even with fuccking easy riffs they take out true fuccking kool songs !!!Just listen 2 Darkthrone ,Burzum ,samael and all those old school black metallers Oh yes bathory R.I.P..Hear the riffs of darkthrone and u will change your mind !
 
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no, but expressing my individuality by wearing goth/industrial garbage bag kapes with retread tyres for boots and spray painting my face is just so 20th century. id much rather appeal to 11yo girls/46yo men with a kutesy, fun cyber personality and incisive wit.



That is both confusing an unnerving at the same time.
 
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obviously he either wants some 11yr old girls or some 46yr old men, that being why he is showing off how 1337 he is by never using a c
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Old 2004-08-31, 16:36
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Please don't mock Black Metal. I practice self- restraint by not mocking Power Metal, which is even more difficult.
 
Old 2004-09-01, 01:17
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they do a good enough job of making themselves look rediculous, so they dont need us to help ......eh?
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