Three words:

Female.
Beach.
Volleyball.

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Truer words never spoken...

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Three more words:

GO
GET
LAID

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did you fucks even hear what i said? why is there a daily porn site thread? fuck this place is fallin apart. you mutha fuckas need to find jesus

So people in the position of 'getting laid regularly' wouldn't dream of watching beautiful, fit young ladies cavorting on a beach with scant regard for clothing?

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John you are the ePimp.

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E-pimp? Hahahaha!

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Correction: 3-[]D[][]v[][]D

Ooooooh!

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Jesus ain't got no street cred so i'll stick to porn for the time being.

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I already checked out the one that Poldi posted. Oh yeah.

You guys think about boot-ay too much.

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I have been a little bit. Its kind of boring. I just like to root against the American teams.

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You big Non-Conformist you.

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No, cause we'd rather be having sex.

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SUNBURNS SUCK ASS!!!

Now my arm is all red, half my hand is (because my hand was in a fist most of ozzfest... meaning my fingers are still pal white)
and the fuckign wristband left a pale white band around my wrist.

being irish sucks ass

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*laughs at BLS*

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Renowned metal guitarist/producer James Murphy (ex-TESTAMENT, DEATH, OBITUARY) recently spoke to AbrasiveRock.com about his battle with a massive brain tumor with which he was diagnosed in August 2001 as well as his music-related activities and projects. Several excerpts from the interview follow:

Abrasive Rock: First, I would like to start off with your cancer treatment. How is that going right now?

James Murphy: "Well, they had an option after the surgery of doing radiation, but they decided not to do it because right after the surgery, immediately after the surgery they don't put you on any kind of radiation because, especially after a majorly invasive surgery like that, they want your body to heal before they put you on any radiation. They did put me on a medication right away, a medication that shrinks the tumor. After a couple months of [being on] that medication, they brought me back in to evaluate whether I should have radiation and just to see where I was at with it. I guess I was responding well enough to the medication that they felt that the radiation would be an excessive measure at that point. I am continuing to take that medication, I still take it and I will undoubtedly have to take it for the rest of my life."

Abrasive Rock: Is there a chance that [the cancer] could pop back up again?

James Murphy: "I suppose if I stop taking my medication, I suppose so, but I'm being monitored often enough that, were it to start again, they would probably [catch it]. There's also one, maybe two, but I think only one other medication that is good for this type of tumor, and they would probably switch medications to see if the other medication would help. If it didn't, if they exhausted both of those possibilities and none of them were helping, they would undoubtedly proceed with the radiation. Just a real focused radiation. But at this point I have not had to have any radiation and my doctors feel that, just going by my last MRI, my neurologist feels like I am responding well enough to just continue this course of treatment. He feels that I could probably carry on with my life without ever having the radiation unless for some reason this medicine was to stop working."

Abrasive Rock: [Regarding the upcoming DEATH tribute album which James is spearheading] Are you trying to keep it in the style of DEATH or are you allowing some artistic license?

James Murphy: "Yeah, there's some artistic license, but we're not talking hip-hop mixes here. We're definitely not talking anything like that. Basically, the guys that are playing on this are guys that are influenced by DEATH. They came up listening to the music. Everybody on the tribute is somebody who was influenced by Chuck as they came up as a young musician. Most of these guys, they've known these songs for a long time. Jason Bittner of SHADOWS FALL, he knew the songs he played on for quite some time. Rather than ape what was originally on there, I'm allowing and encouraging these guys, who are well known in their own right, to play the songs how they feel them; if they were in DEATH, what they would do. For the most part, so far none of them have completely snubbed the original performances, not at all. They are definitely incorporated. Before they ever put their style into it at all, they learned what was on the CD lick for lick, riff for riff, beat for beat. I personally couldn't imagine that anyone would want to hear a straight copy, because what do you end up with when you make just a straight copy? I think it's something less than the original, always. Literally just trying to copy note for note exactly the way every drum fill was done, the way every guitar solo was done, you end up with something that's like 'You know what? That's already been recorded by the original line-up.' It would be very pointless I think. It'd be pointless and stupid and there's no way in hell that it would be as good as the original, I think. It would just be aping it and any monkey can ape something. This is more about people who were influenced by Chuck showing how his influence affected them and how it influenced them. I was influenced by Randy Rhoads, but I don't sound like Randy Roads. I was influenced by quite a few other players that I don't sound like at all. These guys were all influenced by Chuck, but they don't necessarily sound like Chuck, or they don't sound like Sean Reinert or Richard Christy or etc. etc. Gene Hoglan or Chris Reifert or Bill Andrews. They don't sound like them just because they were influenced by them. For me, every musician I was influenced by, it had a certain effect on my playing, but it didn't make me ape them, and I think it's more of a fitting tribute to show how Chuck's music or how the music of DEATH influenced these guys to come up with their own [music, and] how it influenced their style, not how well they can mimic it. I don't know, do you agree or not? I think it would be ludicrous to just ape the song."

Good to see hes doing better. He should get his abnormal obsession with apes checked out too.

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ahhh just got back from camping at a nice lake with cousins. Tubing has to be the most fun thing ever. If you are going to tube make it those flat tubes that you just lay down on your stomach on, they flip easier. The best is to flip over and then while holding on and going, try to flip yourself upright. Tubing upside down is pretty fun on its own.

And I noticed the new tabs section of the forum with the gear+recording...not bad

mmmm, i played the prs that i wanna get again yesterday,a custom 24, it was orgasmic, i have never played such a killer guitar, i dont want to play my guitars when i get back home now.

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I gave James MONEY!!!

Thank me for helping him live you greedy bastards.

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Thank you BLS.

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i want one of those too, but for 2000 it aint gonna happen any time soon, theyre a fucking jem to play though

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PRS rule so hard!!

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dont mention it!

and PRS' back in 95 where the shit. Now thier way overpriced, their quality has slighty gone down due to them pushing out more guitars.. and the heels are bullshit.

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Nile and Dillinger Escape Plan fucking rule live!

and I think I like my girlfriend even better when we're sleeping in a tight little tent! haha, Lowlands Festival was the shit!

and I got pictures from Slash!!! haha, he signed my velvet revolver shirt too, cool fucker that he is!

P = Pieces of
R = Rotting
S = Shit

well... at least terribly overpriced now, but I'm not even fond of their guitars, the only thing good about them is the feel IMO, they don't sound brutal at all

Yeh well i met Zakk Wylde and got to go on stage before he played and check out his shit, plus i got to hold Storm'n Normin (the Camo Les Paul) oooo it makes all my guitars feel like toys. Hes a cool guy.

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Dude, thats not even something you should be joking about.

Welcome Back, Def. I was beginning to wonder where you had gone off to.

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who said its a joke.....

whats a REAL joke is your all so cheap you wouldnt even give him $5

i hope you die

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the weather for this summer totally sucked

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No, I just think its cheap to get try to get a laugh out of it.

And I think its asinine to say that we are 'cheap' too. Joking or not.

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Slash was at a metal festival? Thats pretty cool.

I was dissapointed in Velvet Revolver..I'd take Stone Temple Pilots over them any day.

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You act like a fucking girl.

maybe its a shim

meh....Lowlands ain't a metal festival...its just regular alternative music.
You know what pisses me off? Last year at LL, Opeth was signed to play there...and when I bought the ticket, they canceled it

Now I never have the possibility to see Opeth in a few years

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zack wylde is cool, but not nearly as cool as Slash with his hat on and cigar

Velvet revolver was pretty neat live, but then again they where playing in front of a 50.000 man crowd, maybe that had something to do with it... they played some G'n'R songs too! (I don't think they normally do that)

i didn't know Nile played, damn i might went.

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As cool as Nile is, I'm not going to spend 130+ euros just to see ONE metal band.
At least last year they had 3 metal bands.

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well I got my ticket for free.

and my drinks too

there where enough cool bands, I even played on the open stage with a friend of mine (yeah, we did pearl jam's alive but hell thats the only thing the background band could play that was anywhere 'near' cool!)

it was fun though! Dillinger Escape Plan was the shit!

I see them tomorrow here in Liverpool! *Rubs hands in expectant glee*

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I had that beer on you mate!!

the guitarist with the dark hair is fucking sick, he climbed into the light poles and stuff and jumped out breaking his guitar into pieces, throwing the broken guitar into (!) his roadie and cathing a new one at the same time! that was sick, he didn't seem to care much about the guitar though

fucking biatch

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Just the one? Hahahahaha!!!

I'll be toasting tomorrow!

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haha you don't believe me on my word do you? and lets say you have all the reason not to!

yeah Doc, it was cheap, I got the ticket from my girlfriend for my birthday ages ago and I got to unwrap my gift in the tent this weekend the drinks where free because I knew two guys working at the festival bar!

Free drinks at a fest? Oh my god. I would have been beyond comatose.

I forgot some parts! lol

hahaha.... thats our Def.

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It is quite easy to do. I completely forgot Psycroptic/Deeds of Flesh a few months ago. I had to go again the day after, to an all-ages gig where there was no drinking involved.

im listening to the colour of sleep right now

its a catchy little tune

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Argh that is their worst song.

Get this and this.

I'm listening to Amaranth. I fucking win.

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No. You really don't.

Amaranth owns any grind/gore metal band, any day.

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Dying Fetus - Schematics over here....

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You were implying that you "win", because you are listening to that, yes? Which means you class it better than Psycroptic. Which is terribly wrong anyway.

BUT. Are you saying that Psycroptic are a grind/gore metal band?

I don't know what they are. Haven't heard them. But I thought they were gore metal?

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Very fucking far from it.

http://psycroptic.idrenaline.com/mp...ur_of_Sleep.mp3
http://psycroptic.idrenaline.com/mp...ycroptipath.mp3

You tell me.

Homos, listen to some REAL music...









MORBID FUCKIN' ANGEL!!!

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Death Metal, I guess...

Colour of Sleep is pretty good.

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I've been listening to more doom than anything, lately.

Shut yer hole, wang-chung.

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Congratulations.

Go listen to some black metal you fag.

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Black metal is disgusting...

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well true.

Hello everyone. I'm at school now.

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Hello

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I can count the black metal bands that I listen to on both hands. Don't act like I am Decrepify.

So lego my eggo, fag.

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Woot? where do you live?

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Do do de do...

I'm bored.

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Er, Pizza With A Shit On It?

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get something to do or get better at guitar while you're at it!

Damn straight fucker.
University of North Texas, actually. And the cafeteria doesn't open 'till Monday, so I gotta spend money for a week. I'm up for some Subway.

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What are you studying?

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I spent this morning writing. And I spent a half an hour at 1 am last night doing the same.

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too bad Slash and Velvet Revolver suck!

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have you seen them live?

I wasn't 'too' impressed when I heard the cd, but damn, slash still has moves!

and Slash definetly owns you and your mother!

Slash sucks...

Zakk could kick his ass.

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could, if he took lessons.

Totally different styles, but IMO, Slash puts more feel in his solos, Zack Wylde is all the same old same old, though some of his solo's are really neat I don't think he's anywhere near as good as the likes of Randy Rhoads and shit.

he's no legend, he's a good guitar player, thats it, but I think Slash is pretty legendary, though velvet revolver is just different and no G'n'R... I must say Slash still is cool as fuck to see.

Zakk Wylde owns.

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Just imagine Psycroptic as a large piece of paper rolled up into a jar that is continuesly going through meiosis and then and only then will you have Psycroptic.

You don't like Color of Sleep Jarrod? And have you heard Aleination Mental?

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Heh...

College Writing I...(English)
Bass Lessons and master classes
Music Human Imagination, where you learn to use a creativity in music...a required course.
Theory II
Aural Skills II...(that's singing class..)
Piano II
...and however my audition goes later this week, will tell me if I'm in Wind Symphony(band) or Symphony Orchestra, and if I'm a classical music performance major or a concentration again in String Bass.

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Have you ever heard book of shadows?? Pride and Glory?? Sonic Brew? Hangover Music???

all COMPLETELY different. you'll find plenty of feeling.

Zakk can still whoop Slash's ass. And Zakk can out drink him too. Hes also better at guitar.

I WIN!

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in your dreams.

I have all those allbums, and the rest that BLS has out. and his work in Ozzy.

I don't think they're all completely different, maybe in music, but not in guitar style, and especially not the solos.

'plenty of feeling' I don't think so... you can't compare Zack Wylde to real guitar legends if you ask me.

Sure Zakk could out drink him, thats because Zakk never finishes a beer but throws it away or soaks his beard in it

Zakk is still great, but I think he's highly overrated.

You better put those eggo's back in your OWN toaster, or ill shove'em up yer arse

I like talking like a newf hahaha... b'y

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he may be overrated, but slash is more overrated. Slash is a subpar guitarist... when slash released something that compares to Book of Shadows then maybe ill change my views on him.. but until then he can keep playing the same fucking solo all he wants... i could care less.

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CRYPTOPSY singer Lord Worm recently spoke to Metallian.com about his departure from the group eight years ago and his eventual decision to rejoin the band. Several excerpts from the interview follow:

Metallian: Why did you leave CRYPTOPSY at a time when it seemed the band is just about to make it big? There were so many rumours.

Lord Worm: "Yes, and I am fairly certain most of them were off the mark. At the time, of course, I was not working. Which employer wants someone who is going to disappear and go out of town to tour to work for them? I was not working which meant I was on welfare. That is fine, but welfare sends you a check once a month. That is fine again, but it certainly not enough to cover a two-bedroom apartment and food and electricity and phone. So my fiancé, at the time, was paying for all of it through her part-time job. In the meanwhile, I was using my money to help finance the band. How nice is that?

"I had to leave. It was a question of my personal honour. What kind of a bloodsucker am I that she is going to pay for everything and I am going to go gallivanting across the planet? I basically forced myself to leave."

Metallian: Can you explain the rumours that has you more into black metal at the time and preferred to be in such a band instead?

Lord Worm: "Oh, as a side-project sure. I adore black metal, but not to give up CRYPTOPSY. I did not join a black metal band. There has absolutely been nothing for... eight years. The rumours about my illness were also false. I am healthy."

On being asked to rejoin the band:

Lord Worm: "Flo called me and asked me the only way I would even think about it. He asked me whether I was one-hundred percent positive I would never ever come back. I said, 'Well not one-hundred percent.' Then I could see the wheels turning in his head. He asked me what I was doing on the Saturday night and I thought 'I know where this is going.' He had Jon and Eric join us at his house and we talked. They pitched me. I reminded them why I left. I reminded them I was paying hundreds of dollars for the simple pleasure of going on tour and coming back without any money. I said 'Honestly guys, show me the money.' Flo told me to look around. That is his house. Jon piped in and said he has a house too. That was it. Anyone who can buy a house on CRYPTOPSY money... Sorry to sound like a money grubber, but I am working two jobs and CRYPTOPSY would be a third job for me so it had to be worth my while."

Metallian: Care to comment on the report that Century Media put some pressure on the band to get you back?

Lord Worm: "Actually, they are not. If we want to be dead honest we are putting pressure on them. We want more from them than they are comfortable delivering. What it comes down to is a clause in our contract, and we hear from many sources that it is a standard clause in a standard contract, that prevents us from ever making money. We end up indebted to the label forever, unless we become double-platinum or something, and we end up becoming their employees. The band signed the contract, which was for seven releases, and has two of those releases under its belt. The label also decided that the live album doesn't count. When we get the royalty statements we notice that the numbers never jive. It's always that CRYPTOPSY makes nothing and Century Media makes everything. OK, that's standard, cool, but guys can we actually change this so CRYPTOPSY makes some money on album sales? Could we do that please (laughs)? So that's us putting pressure on them. We are asking them to change that and then they can have the next release. They are going to have to jump for it. That clause says something like 'money coming to CRYPTOPSY is precluded (laughs).' "

sure, they're both overrated, but BLS and especially zakk wylde have been all the hype lately won't you say?

signature strings
signature guitars
signature fx pedals
signature jcm800's
signature whateverthehellelse

he's been around for a while but suddenly everybody notices him, whats up with that? was it the blessed hellride? I guess its been important, but I don't know how its over there in the US.

sure Slash has a dick up his ass just like Axl Rose, but I do think he's a great guitar player, so is Wylde, but I just like Slash's style a lot better, he's one of the later guitar players that I could actually appreciate because of their feel, I have the same thing with RR... no steve vai or satriani can come close for me.

to each his own, everybody like a different style but I guess I just don't like too many guitarist 'really' well.

on another note, Lord Worm is a cunt, I never liked him much, but that might just be me.

ammusing

edit: at LW post, you fucked up me def!!!

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yeah, ive heard century media is a bad label to be on

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Why don't you like Lord Worm Def?

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I don't mind his vocals but his general attitude in interviews and stuff is just shit.

I allways hate it when musicians have an arrogant attitude in the media, theres a load of people I could mention but I've had too many beers to explain myself better right now, I still have the festival vibe and its like 3 at night here and I'm still drinking now, I really miss that festival, can't wait till next Lowlands...

so darko, you fought the law... did the law win?

I hate to argue with you def, but I met lord worm, and he was cool as fuck, really nice guy, hell everyone who got a chance to talk to him while crytopsy was here would say the same... But ya, I MIGHT HAVE A NEW JOB TOMORROW!!!

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AGREED.

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when did darko fight the law??

@fear, where you gonna be working? did you ever get that job at that porn shop

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At a call center , but I get full health dental, and all that junk benifits , and no, because some gay guy got it hahaha.

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i just wrote a sick chord thing but turns out it was already in a song

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one thing i like about Zakk...

he uses all his signature shit. Except the guitars.

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