ahem. my scheme.

First I shall kidnap a random town's mascot and disentigrate that opera house in Sydney. The townspeople will be so bewildered by my appearance that they will choke on their food (in a state of sheer bewilderment) and wonder "who is this destroyer of all things good and nice? why do they look so evil in chic black clothes? what happened to my microwave dinner?". Then the townspeople will just die in ways you don't want to think about as they realize that something really really bad is going to happen and cause a cacophony of screams and a desperate shortage of band-aids! Then my pack of super ninja henchmen and undead-juicy-catpeople will reign terror in neighboring towns and hasten to do my bidding as I tauntingly wave my needlessly big weather machine on broadcast telivision! My name shall be synonymous with painful experiences and frighteningly fluffy bunnies! My commercial jingles will surpass even that of those goldfish crackers! All of this shall be conducted from my secret lair inside a volcano on a desert island (latitude:?, longitude:?) which of course is a spooky place of unrelenting death and dark glory and pina coladas. Fear me oh spandex wearing cretins with your lassos of truth and your lanterns of asparagus shades! Fear for I come in the name of DOOM!!!!!!

(kerplunk....splash...)

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

another telemarketer down!

I'm so evil, I obliderate even those whole almost surpass me in sheer badness.

ahem.

anyone want to be a super ninja henchman/woman?

(Attention the job of SEX SLAVE is already occupied....I could however give serious thought to someone applying for the role of "ice cream truck driver" or littlebitcherrandrunnerwhodoesn'tdeservespacesinbetweenthewordsofhisorherorneither'stitlen amethingy.)

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lol looks like you just wanted to use some cool words

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nooooo of course not! join me trans!!!!!

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*whips it out*

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ahem. what services can you offer to help me? how much do you want to be paid (I will not pay in raisenets, mind you)? Can you do as many cartwheels as I can?

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i have a hard enough time standing on my own two feet. no arm walking for me


you take a lot of drugs?

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hahahhahaha that was awesome

Pinappley sounds hot

if youve seen pictures youd know she is

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?!

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Doom. God thats a fun word to say. I'm feeling particularly insidious today, I stole an avocado from the grocery store HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

aaaanywho. no I don't take drugs. Yes some peoples do say I am "hot" more often "cute" or sometimes even " embraceable" (ahem my minion adam). pics can be found at

http://www.ratemyface.com/profile.c...needanambulance

and information on the evil scheme and progression of my bonsai potato (and really obnoxious music) can be found here:

http://www.xanga.com/swankee_pnash

now.....who will join me??????? You cannot match my 18 cartwheels in a row. You will hurt yourself so don't try.

(PS> My evil legions are also now accepting vikings into the ranks. please leave an acceptabley absurd resume with a picture and your e-mail address if you wish to join me in my quest for......ULTIMATE DOOOOOOOM! I giggle whenever i say that.)

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"This profile is in the approval process or has been deleted. "
I got this when I clicked on the link. And you better be good looking for an ego such as yours.

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hahah the ego is fake. I actually think I'm pretty mediocre, but I have to say I'm fantastic to appease my best boyfriend and my bf.

It's in the approval process, cuz I edited my info. again.

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try the link agayn.

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What makes you think I would actually want to.....?
meh, I like the idea of you being 17 and non smoker, the rest is shit to me, haha. If you're interested in what I am, go to a photobook thread in the chit chat...
http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7926

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you didn't even read the rest? I spent quite some time figuring out those five words that describe me best. It took alot of effort!

You have long hair and are wearing sunglasses so I'm not gonna lie and say you're hot cuz i don't know if it would be lying or not. BTW: you're knees are gonna freeze come winter time.

(PS: I have those shoes just in a size 4 with carebear shoelaces.)

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....this better? It's a while back, so I have a little more hair on my face and I'm a little bigger as well now.

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hah, powers looks old

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huh? how?

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That's too bad. If you DID pay in Raisinets, I'd join. Asshole.

Now I'm going to use random smileys for no apparent reason.

would you settle for junior mints and a ring pop?

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shit yeah ill take junior mints too

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Make it 4 peppermint patties and a blow pop and you've got yourself a deal. And, er... A Chunky. Plus a Caramello. I wonder if they even make those anymore.

I live in germany ( no not a german, an american.) so I can get you the peppermint patties and the blow pop and possibly REAL gummi bears, but I don't know if I could get my hands on a chunky or a caramello.

deal?

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