playing midi sound files, i.e. the shit that comes out of powertab or guitarpro or .mid files

I don't know. Some freak who has gained cult status amoungst these pothetic kiddies. That is the most important question of all, well it would be more appropriate if "out side" was replaced with "in here"

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I made a snapshot of a row of google-ads I just saw while browsing this RTT.
I especialy like the 'thermo necropsy'

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Hey, look, its Nu Weijia.

Speakig of which, where did the real Weijia go again?

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back to that slide to chase the squirels....hopefully you guys remember that pic

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I made the coolest song.

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Man, this guy never stays on for more than about 2 minutes. Anyway, it's great to be back.

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Weijia reminds me of Long Duk Dong from "Sixteen Candles."

"AUTOMOBEELE?!"

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You remind me of a giant cock.

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ist "giant" a bit of a compliment
and dont forget the phrase "lonely"

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yep, i come here, go to new posts, unleash a fury of posts in like 5 minutes and im gone to the next forum i post at.


so you called me a few days ago, whats up? talk to the drummer? i was out when you called

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that doesn't even have anything to do with the last post fish boy

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i was talking to steve

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you could have quoted him to make it easier to see

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oh god im so sorry i wasted your time

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finally!
I've always wanted to hear that from you.

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I heard the Village sucked big balls

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Private Message... use it dumbass.

KTHX BYE

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yes, so you stupidity doesn't contaminate the drinking water.

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my piss contaminates the drinking water

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Don't contradict yourself Dissection.

Anybody else notice his spelling mistake?

It wasn't exactly hard to spot..

Yeah...I don't get how someone insults a person on stupidity, based on a spelling error, and yet within the insult creates a spelling error. Check what you have posted.

People of lessor morals.

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wow, so I nearly got fired today for treathening a collegue! well.. kinda.

haha. some 40 year old bastard had some comments about my work so I kindly told him to fuck off, then he told me I should respect him more (But he ain't shit hes no chef or anything but he thinks he is)

so I told him 'who the fuck do you think you are? jesus? let me help you out of your little happy dream, you ain't shit here, you're on the same level as the 15 year old vacation helps'

he got kinda really pissed off and ran directly to the guy in charge (who likes me, miraculously) so he came back with him and told him that I insulted him and shit.

the boss guy said 'let this be a warning, we cant tolerate bla bla' and then the asshole (the fuckerguy) left. then an hour later the boss came by and told me not to worry, and that he's glad someone finally told the POS the truth haha my boss rules.

when the day was over I saw the semi-old bastard walking to his car when I walked up the parking lot I said 'yeah, next time you feel afraid, run to you're friends upstairs again' *hisss*

oh this is so gonna rule tomorrow anyone got some ideas? I want to piss the guy off some more to get him all stressed out

Stir his coffee with your cock!

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no bah! I don't want to do that!

maybe make a dildo from paper and stick it on his forklift?

Nah, he might like it

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true.. mm I have to come up with something fucked up, I could try and superglue the seat of his forklift in the dinner break, so when he sits down he has his ass glued to the damn thing.

or cut the battery cable... but if they find out its me I'd have to pay for it. mm, I'll just be my annoying fucking self just to be sure, I'm sure I can tick the motherfucker off.

some old people don't have a life, I bet he never finished his education either

fill the gastank with sugar and place all the cables wrong, and put some nails or something sharp under the seat, and when he screams record it so you can send it from a radio station.

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hm its an electrical forklift thing, but ofcourse I can pull out the battery cables in the break or park the motherfucker somewhere else so he has to search for it

sure you can pm but those take a while to get throught the system so i figured id post and catch him while hes online

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i know, take away the rubber or anything that keeps electricity away from the steering wheel and connect the battery to it.

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rofl, that would take too much time. if he gives me a big mouth again I'll just treathen to kick his ass, haha, he'll be running to the chiefs in no time

some people have terribly lousy lives, man a 40 year old grumpy guy that only bitches at everyone and thinks he's the shit whilst he isn't shit. I love to piss fucks like that off

Where do you work Def?

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Kindergarden for fat kids, thats why they need forktrucks.

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I was tired. I'm also not on the same computer. This keyboard's letters are all scrunched together. Shut your face, shred.

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Go get a heart shaped box of chocolate (or the normal ones), eat them, and stick a dildo in the box. Leave it on his desk or forklift or whatever.

Score one: Def.

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I like your singing Def

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Pretend to make up, shake hands etc, get his mobile number, and place it in the Yellow Pages or whatever phone book you have, with the heading:

$1 flat rate
PHONE SEX

or something like... i've done it before, but i just posted some dick's number on a shitload of forums and websites

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See, that would be immature.

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this is what you should do (although i cant remember exactly how to do it) there some wire in a car engine that you can splice (probably from the battery or something) and you can bring it from the engine into the car and then put it right between his seat (where the bottom and back meet so it can go up and down) and when he sits down he sits right on the wire and then as soon as he turns his engine on he gets a shit load of volts right in his ass hahaha i just cant remember which wire it is....

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Which terrorist school did you attend GD?

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its a secret

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Who is Edgar?

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Dont ask me

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I was asking guitar angel, it's in his sig, but he left shortly after i asked

Oh well, i was only curious

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so i live in new york and its FREEZING outside, ive got a hoodie one

my toes are near numb

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ROFL, yeah I could do that in my work break hehe

I work at a distribution center, which is basically an immensly big hall filled with food, drinks and shit, its the stuff that goes to the supermarkets and we need to collect the orders and load trucks with it.
they even have booze, which is cool cause we drop some stuff 'accidently' every now and then and we get to take some home because they can't sell broken packages

its not a great job, its from 6 - 4, so a long day with only an hour in total of work breaks and its pretty bad for your body if you don't train enough, no weak pussy shit, I lift a lot on a daily basis. luckily I only do it on saturdays normally, but in the holidays I usually do it for two full weeks (six days a week) and thats about the maximum, great thing is, I earn about 800-1000 bucks in two weeks, downside is that it ruins your social life for two weeks and its pretty mindwrecking (lots of idiots there)

ah hey BLS, thanks

Holidays? Are you in university?

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And thats why you have sweet gear you rich prick hahaha, well if you work around food and such just do what I do at work if we want to get even with someone... spike their food, hell some mall goth cunt who use to work with me really pissed me off, and she would always try and get me into shit, but the manager likes me, and once I was in the back washing dishes and she had a large fries (poutine) and i put some bleach and sanitizer in it, and she was sick for a whole week

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yup.

rofl, good one fearfrost, theres one nu-metal dude working at the place now, he's got the slipknot tattoos and everything, now thats fucked up!

and yeah, thats why I have all the sweet gear but its fucking hard work, theres no way you can do it more then two weeks in a row and not ruine your back or turn mentally insane.

What are you studying?



PS: I just finished my fist-sized gobstopper that i'd been eating for hours, and my jaw feels all light... lol

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Goto bed, little man.

Yes Sir!

I really should, i've been living off 2 hours sleep per night and energy drinks

Cya'll tomorow.

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Good boy. See you. I'd goto bed as well, but I'm working.

mm its early evening here, gonna grab a corona and enjoy the sun while it still lasts.

oh on another note, I have fucking spyware thats fucked up to get out, someone know a good remover?

I get a fucked up search startpage and it fucks up a lot I fucking hate fucking spyware and fucking internet shit thats fucked up!

Holy shiat.

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I know how you feel. I use these two programs and they have kept my computer clean as a whistle (depending how clean you keep your whistle).

Ad-aware
Spyware Doctor

Both are free and can be found at download.com. Although..it may be too late for you Def. I had to reformat my computer awhile ago because I had so many popups and stuff. If you don't see a big difference after using those two programs, then reformat.

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I tried ad-aware, to no avail....

I'll try the other one too, but I'm fearing for the worst, I fucking hate that kinda stuff man, fucking leeches

Hey def do you have MSN messanger plus? if so thats where you got it from.

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ad aware is amazing!

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I don't have msn plus.. I didn't use kazaa and wasn't surfing any gallery porn pics (honestly...) I don't know where the hell this came from, I usually keep everything up to date and clean, I even have a firewall on, meh...

transient, you put the trans in transexual, ad aware didn't do shit

Def if you have any sort of messenger system contact me, ill get that shit off your comp.

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Panda Anti-Virus Platinum is the shit...

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someone newb came in and made the dumbest post i had ever seen, i went off on him and FBS was talking to me.... so i guess edgar is me


my comp was fucked up beyond beleve everything i did to try and fix it didnt work then my uncle (computer technition) told me to use spybot & adaware and now my comp works like new

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"Also reaching new multi-platinum heights in July was PANTERA's "Vulgar Display of Power" (Elektra), which was certified double-platinum by the RIAA, signifying shipments of more than 2,000,000 units in the U.S. since its February 25, 1992 release.

Widely considered to be one of the most influential metal albums of the 1990s, "Vulgar Display of Power" revitalized thrash metal, mixing crushingly heavy grooves and rhythms with a harder-edged vocal approach. "Walk" and "Fucking Hostile" remain two of PANTERA's best-known songs.

"Vulgar Display of Power" peaked at No. 44 on The Billboard 200 album chart, according to Wikipedia. "

2 MILLION RECORDS!?!?!?!?! Holy shit thats alot

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FUCK YOU ALL!!! I'M DRUNK!!!

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Fuck... I''m in the bar with Sed And I'm fucking drunk...

Ohhh... I got three new Death Albums and we have a new Doom metal band... Anyone interrested??

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PANTERA!!!

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Spew.

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I have noticed.....

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RYAN PERRY IS SO TONE DEF!!!

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And you cant spell!!!

its ryan pArry DUH!!

And maybe your the one thats tone def......

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messenger plus screws up the computer and gives so many pop-ups, it's fucking insane.

I just downloaded messenger plus 3 a while ago, when my computer was pop-up free, and now it is polluted with annoying pop ups and keeps changing my home page.

AND me and my dad went guitar store browsing but the only guitar that caught my eye was a $2600 Jackson RR. The paint job on it was so damn beautiful. It was a sort of snakeskin, and the guy had just put chrome skull knobs on it, which matched the silverish snakeskin color. You had to see it to believe it. It will be in my collection one day, guaranteed. I played on it for about half an hour at the guitar store, luckily there was nobody there. I hate it when there are a bunch of people listening to you. I am such a shy guitar player

Spybot Search & Destroy

Spywareblaster (use in combination with the first, it doesn't remove spyware but prevents harmful cookies and ActiveX controls from being installed.

o and download Mozilla.The latest version is 0.9.3 i think.once you've done that you'll see a cool looking orange and blue icon on your desktop... GET USED TO IT. from here on out, thats how your going to get onto the internet. you'll notice that it looks almost identical to IE, but its loaded with some of the best features (awesome popup blocker, built-in google toolbar.

I hate Mozzilla and google toolbar.

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Yeah but atleast i dont get annoying pop ups.

Thats not good. You gotta get over your shyness.
I like to go to guitar center and out play all the little nu-metal kids. They always look at me like im a god at guitar.

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Yeah thats what I heard too. Someone told me the end and it sounds really gay.

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It's time for:

LAMB OF GOD'S MOVIE SPOILERS!!!!!

In The Village, the people are told it's 1900. It's really 2004. They tell them there are monsters in the wood to keep them seperated from society. There's a wall behind the forest.

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Im the same way, i dont mind playing for people at all, but when Im in a guitar shop trying them out i hate when people are listning for some reason

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Thats a pretty cool plot twist.

I like it when people listen. You crank up the amp and do a little showbootn'. But I know what you mean..when you are fucking with the guitar you need your space.

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I like people watching me play. Every time I play for someone, even other guitarists a good number of the time, there jaws just drop. And most of the time all I'm doing is improvising a solo in either a pentatonic, the Aeolian, or Phyrigian scale.

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I like it when im playing some song and someone joins in

One time across the sotre i hear the into to Raining Blood, so of course i had to join

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It's nothing technical or shit, but i have the MSNtoolbar that comes with MSN, and its blocked 226 different popups



I have Mozzilla, it's really good in the popup fucking department aswell. You Can just disable the Google toolbar by right clicking on it.

Nihilist, what do you do to earn your guitar strings?


***Sorry for my laziness, i'm really fucking tired.

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Trendkill: What's with your avatar? i noticed some writing in it, and stared at it for a few minutes. Does it say "Fuck You"?

My eyes really hurt now, ofcourse i was punched in the eye yesterday.

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Computer stuff.

I've learned to never ever try playing a non-V guitar at a guitar store. I am nervous enough playing guitar, but when I go to something totally diffferent than what I am used to, I just totally fuck everything up. It was fucking embarassing (even though it was only one guy and he worked there). That was the first store we went too. The second one kicked ass because it had 3 Jackson V's, all in the 2000-3000 $ range. I played on those for a little while.

The last store was Long and Mcquade and HOLY SHIT that place is busy. I would have barfed if I was playing on an amp in there.

Yeh, after playing an RR V for a few months and nothing else, its like i cant fuckign play a simple strat style guitar sitting down, i feel all cramped.

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I just wanna hold those bitches like a fucking V. It's all about the fret access

Hahah, there is four RTT's on the first page in Chit Chat...


EDIT: spelling.

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Street golf = fun. Hitting dead birds and other odds and ends with golfclubs = street golf.

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Why hit dead birds?

Hide in the bushes and try to get a live one. Or tie a dead bird on some rope and hit people with it. That would be so funny, they'd be like "Did you just hit me with a dead bird?" and you'd be like "Yeah, I did." They'd be so freaked out.

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throne what does your signature mean, i know its norwegian

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weird, I have it the other way around, I don't really like V-shaped models... though the RR's are badass.

hey, this rtt is done!