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RTT #62: Dissection gets reamed again!
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*Points and laughs* hahahahahah.
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and i just read everything soul had to say about me
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and i just read everything soul had to say about me
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Oh, i don't think you found EVERYTHING... 
...You stupid cunt
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Vodka and mountain dew kicks ass.
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Asshole.
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what was the purpose of that post.
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Vodka and mountain dew kicks ass.
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try Kahlua and cream,
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It's all about BEER and  and fucking death metal.
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To timedragon:
Note to self: Try that.
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and i just read everything soul had to say about me
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you shouldnt feel bad, just think how funny it be for him ti have to flick you off, he'd have to look sideways ast ya
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
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"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
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hahahaha soul dont worry about it
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Haha, now that you mention it, I also get the mental picture of him reading his screen with his head turned side ways.
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That pic just reminded me of that one thread that m=l made 'soulinsane after a few brews'. The dude in the video looked like the dude in the pic.
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Haha, now that you mention it, I also get the mental picture of him reading his screen with his head turned side ways.
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Bwahahah!
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Didn't see it.
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It's terribly windy outside, but then my parents locked me in the garage without knowing I was there and left. I had to break into my own house in my pajamas by climbing through my window and landing too close to my drums to be comfortable. I commonly use my window as a door to get in and out, but my pj's are not easy to climb around in. I was going to blast them for doing that over the phone, but dad turned his mobile off. Grr.
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I guess they locked the door into the house? 
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Usually garages have a way to get open on the inside. Like a button, or if its not automatic, pull the door up. It doesn't lock on the inside
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Bwahahahaha!
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Dissection is right. Our garage has a "human" door to the outside, a "human" door to the inside, and a manual car door. The computers, the pushbikes and the laundry are in the garage so that's the reason I was there in the first place. If my parents hated me that much, they would have probably poisoned me or something long ago.
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Denial.
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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Mix the flour in water...let it sit. Pour sugar in the mixture and mix for 2 minutes. Place batter on cookie sheet and heat for 20 minutes on 350 degrees.
Let it cool and then put some syrup on it.
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m=l our freindly metaltabber cook book
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Mix the flour in water...let it sit. Pour sugar in the mixture and mix for 2 minutes. Place batter on cookie sheet and heat for 20 minutes on 350 degrees.
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Haha. That actually sounds good.
You really know how to make simple stoner food. 
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Those cookies would fall apart though, and they wouldn't taste any good. Most cookies contain butter. Thanks for the idea though, I've managed to make a meal for myself, but it was a vegan meal, and now I can make something remotely tasty.You know what's scary? I'm pretty hopeless in the kitchen and I'm going to move out pretty soon. Right now, I'm just going to dig through my kitchen to see if I have the stuff I need to make apple bars by this recipe I found on this cooking site. I really hope I don't burn myself or something. My mom is a wonderful cook, and my boyfriend cooks pretty well, but the kitchen is a scary place for me.
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Cooking is a womens job, any guy in the kitchen is a fag. Your boyfriend might have a little secret.
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Cooking is a womens job, any guy in the kitchen is a fag. Your boyfriend might have a little secret.
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Bwahaha!
Fucking vegan shit. Go eat a burger, you Bra Burner.
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i dont trust some weman in the kitchen my sister was cooking one time and caught a towel on fire and quickly tunred around twords the sink to put it out but i was at the sink and she almost caught me one fire
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Haha!
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A lot of the guys I know are exelent cooks, and I'm pretty sure they're not gay. My boyfriend is a good cook, but he only cooks the "manly" stuff, like roasts. I wouldn't catch him dead eating or making salad or cake. I'm pretty sure he's not gay
The apple bars are in the oven, I made a big mess and they're probably not going to be the texture I want them to be because I think the recipe I used had the wrong ammount of flour in it and the wrong cooking time (I mean, 40 minutes? Most cookies take less than 15 minutes) but it wasn't as hard as I thought it would be, I didn't cut myself and I have the means to clean up the mess. |
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But he's going out with YOU. I think that is self explanatory.
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Your sis is a woman?? PICS!!!
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Cryptopsy is good, but I'm not interested right now.
I'm listening to Winds.
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I'm feelin' hornay...what ever shall I do?
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 I'm not THAT masculine you know. You see, girls generally can't stand me, so I hang around guys, and being around guys all the time makes one change.
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I saw one picture of you, and I don't remember what you look like.
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Your sis is a woman?? PICS!!!
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Thats not cool, Tim.
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ITS SARAH WHOOOOOOORE!!!
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Hey wait, if being able to cook makes a man gay, what does not being able to cook make a woman? :O
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You.
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Useless.
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I'm gonna go fall asleep to Immolation and have a messed up dream.
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Will that dream feature hot people doing hot things and will it end it a set of messy sheets?
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probably only if i'm in it
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Ya, but then i put the "....you stupid cunt" underneath it
BrokenCrimson, get yourself a real man, who does manly things, like Netball, making daisy chains, and decorates interiors.
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Theyt are good dishwashing music.
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