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>Yummy<
Bumpedy skin
tinged like the sun
you make me so happy
you are ever so much fun
sphereical but you don't bounce so well
but thats ok
cuz you make everything swell
Yoor so special that no one could
desecrate you by making a name like yours
so now the answer to my riddle is undoubtedly an
ORANGE!!!!!
(oh yes that was for maxine ^)
>hoboshop<
One for a Dollar
Two for your shoes
Three for your T-shirt
Four for your blues
Five for a monkey
Twelve for the news
Hobos for sale!
Give, and get a nusance!
Give, and get a pest
Polluting our society
get offa your soapbox, hobos need a rest.
>Crunchie<
Angela's head is full of cookies
All day long they
Crunchie Crunchie yum
Maxine's head is full of Claussen pickles
Crisp and dilled they
Crispedy Crispedy Dillish
David's head is full of pointless arguments
so pointless they
......... ......... yeah
Miles' head is full of skateboard wheels
On pavement they
Scratchy Scratchy Scrapy
My head is full of marshmallows
all day I hear
Skwish Skwish Toasty
And All Together We Are Very Very Loud.
>We am da best!<
So chic
So stylish
So wily
So Suave
and nothing ryhmes wif stylish
so I'll leave it at that
cuz we am so cool
cuz we am so super
obviously
we am da best!
>Rice Candy<
Rice candy melts in your mouth
all the way from Japan
they go more north than south
Not in a can cuz
Rice Candy is Tasty!
Rice Candy is Sweet!
It comes wif Free Tattoos!
Rice candy can't be beat!
>Hubert & Sven<
Sven was a lonesome fellow
With no one by its side
Poor Sven had no friends
It was just a sad transvestite
One day it wished itself invisible
and luckily it came true
Cuz transvestites aren't so pretty
not even as pretty as you.
Leter that week
Sven met another like itself called Hubert
or Huberta
(go ask Sven cuz I can't rememba)
Anywho they talked for a while
And then with a smile
They ran away into the sunset
with their silly transvestite style.
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mouth!
nose!
toes!
eyes!
bellies!
knees!
ears!
thighs?????
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Flowerpots, skateboards, bedposts, doorways, couches, wooden chests...these are the things I stub my toe on.
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Pistachios are green
Peanuts are brown
Walnuts are wrinkly
Chestnuts can always be easily found
But macadamias are the best nuts in town!
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Gothness
Bloodness
Heinous Scar,
Butterflies
Bunnies
Midgets in a jar!
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Bobby ate flowers
Frances ate pie
but all that Hubert wanted to do
Was poke you in the eye!
(cue bongos....cue snapping fingers....yeah man yeah!)
thank you I'm here on thursdays and bank holidays until St. Patricks Day.
More poetry later.....I must suffer for those with no rice now....*suffer suffer suffer* suffering makes me hungry.
love to all.
(Ps> I am pinching your medula oblongata, fear me!!!!!!!!)
Pomegranate. (this actually has nothing to do with pomegranates)
