bls-what do you expect me to do? slap him through the computer?hes a worthless contributor to the website with zero personality and terrible posting habits.

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no one contributs to this site...

its a fucking useless forums of opinions.

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Say it's not true, BLS

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Tis true pooky...

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Hold me

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what happened???


normaly i charge $200, but you can have a 75% discount

holy fuck, i was just attacked by a horde of adds, and im on a school computer and this is the only site i have been to

YOU HAVE SOLD US OUT NOMAD!!!!!!!!

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Just read any interview with Dan or Milano and you will know...

Charlie's a little bitch so i can understand why they talk shit about him.

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1-I get a shitload of popups when im at home, although maybe its cos im always downlaoding porn at the same time

2-Wow, this RRT thread has gone fast even without me and Disincarnate spamming the hell out of it

3-Whats the point of this site? to learn more about metal and to have fun? As long as your doing that, i think you deserve to stay.

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quiet, Severed Head BONER

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Ha! its Weathered Dead Boner to you atif.

If you don't want me to make intelligent contributions, i will go back to post whoring-just to piss you off, and if u think i was bad before, imagine Disincarnate+M=L...Xinfinity!!!!

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well if you want to purposely act like an ass, then you're asking for a temporary ban.

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This message has been deleted by CANNIBALCORPSE: "I dont like Anthrax's newer stuff. Then again, I dont like Anthrax that much at all."

I love doing that.

is 10.19 am here when i post this. I gotta say coffee and slayer in the morning is the shit...

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Thier new stuff is SHIT

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I've got the house for myself until friday.Dancing naked in the kitchen is fucking overrated.

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you mods get to seel deleted messages eh? (meaning i could leave secret evil messages throughout threads)


that depends on the following things
1. who is doing it
2. who is watching

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Tape yourself and ill be the judge of that

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MEGADETH: 'Die Dead Enough' Single To Be Featured In Upcoming Horror Film - July 26, 2004

MEGADETH's new single, "Die Dead Enough", will be featured in the upcoming horror film "Saw", which will be released in 1,500 theatres in mid-September.

The James Wan-directed movie is about a serial killer whose latest potential victims — Cary Elwes and Leigh Whannell — find they are chained to a wall and have no idea how they got there. The film also stars Danny Glover and Monica Potter. Watch a 90-second trailer for "Saw" in Windows Media format at this location (courtesy of FilmForce.ign.com)

"Die Dead Enough" comes off MEGADETH's highly anticipated new album, "The System Has Failed" (view cover here), due on September 14 through Sanctuary Records. The CD was recorded at Phase Four studios in Tempe, Arizona and features mainman Dave Mustaine alongside drummer Vinnie Colaiuta and bassist Jimmy Sloas. Additional lead guitar tracks were laid down by former MEGADETH guitarist Chris Poland. A video for "Die Dead Enough" will be available in early August.

"The System Has Failed" will be MEGADETH's first album since the announcement that Mustaine was disbanding the group following a serious accident in early 2002. At the time, it was unknown if severe nerve damage in his left arm would leave him able to perform again.

This is that movie i was talking about, looks fucking crazy, Plus Megadeth kicks ass

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i have 6 minutes of semi completed grind songs on my computer

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I have shitloads of music on my computor, but my mum was snooping through my room, and she moved my bed and the speakers fell off the bed head, and now they don't work... bitch.

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You forgot:

3. What "implements" are available.

(Think: Porn Grind)

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ha ha, thats what you get for making your mum paranoid
then again im 19 so my mother doesnt really care, i show here most of the CDs i buy anyway, she doesnt ask questions any more

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thats not always important, but can make the entertainment much better

there also has to be non kitchen items availible for if it comes to it, i dont fancy the concept of wraping myself in tinfoil

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Ben-Wa Baby Heads, maybe?

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that album cover was twisted

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Got me wet with brutal anticipation though...

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http://mclub.te.net.ua/images/alb/cover2132_18591.jpg
(for those uninitiated ones, i recomend you stay a virgin to this shit)

true, i havent hered the album though, with a cover like that it looks rather entertaining

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It's OK, I don't like the production much though - too much precedence is given to the drum machine. It's quite funny in places.

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when isnt porn-grind funny?

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Very true. Samples from German porn are the funniest because of the way the language sounds. I burst out loud (ahem...) when I hear stuff like "Frick mein arsch, ja!". Top stuff.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ive yet to hear one like that, mosty all you get is heaps of moaning, which getis iritating after a minute and a half (ala CBT)

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Yeah, I need visuals too.

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Sometimes I want to come in here, and say "I don't know whats going on" like Towlie.

From what I can see, John is exposing his British side and talking about moaning men

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like the old time radio programs where people would say stuff like
"now im opening the door" followed by the noise

"Frick mein arsch, ja!" followed by noise is 100x better than just noise

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We always moan over here because our women are nice and tight ("Frick mein arsch" again ). Sometimes we even moan about the weather.

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thats why we are still a part of the commonwealth, we get all the benefits

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hahaha. I love that!

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Now I know the reason behind all the Monarchists (Masochistic as well?) in Australia! The Republicans are just the ones who aren't allowed to drop anchor in Poo Bay by their missus'.

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im sure you do Dissection, but most males prefer to hear that from a female

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no work today!!! and im the only one home, time to blast the amp

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I meant the saying but for some reason I thought you were talking about a chick saying it. Hehe.

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thats right, we are still a monarchy, we wouldnt give up our beloved queen!
(that and the system they roposed gave 1 person too much power, and lets face it, the queen doesnt mess around with australian politics)

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Hahahahaha!

Easily quote of the day.

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Exactly. She just sits on her fat arse all day, and acts important.

At least you don't have a fucking IDIOT running your country.

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couldn't resist, it was as though he was standing there with his pants around his ankles just waiting for a reaming

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bush was voted in by a democratic process, and i feel he has done a good job handling the atrocities that have befallen america, and if teh american public deem that he hasn't fulfilled his job, then he will not spend another term in office

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Yes we do, although I wouldn't swap him for Bush.

BoC: Right on the 'money', mate. About the reaming, I mean. Ahem...

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i dont think he will either not many people like him...looks like kerry for 04

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yeah, I realized it once I said it, but I didn't feel like hitting edit. So laugh at my expense

And while he may be ok in your eyes, we are heading towards the Dark Ages with him in office.

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but you have the free trade thing with Australia going, that better stay, im hoping that will lead to lots of good metal bands comming this way

this year the ausie prime minister is runnign for his 4th year in office, and the polls are neck and neck at the moment

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Oh, ok, so you get metal, we get fucked. Great system.

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But at least he was elected. Britain's head of state is in place only by fact of lineage (what BoC was hinting at, I think). The Queen and the rest of her (German) family also get 'handouts' from the government. They look down their noses at us but they are quite happy to take tax-payers' money so that they can get a helicopter ride to their golfing engagement. Leeches, the lot of them.

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the metal would work both ways, .... psycroptic ........

the monarchy is definately outdated, she does nothing and gets lots of money
british historians think that the true heir is not actually the family who run it at the moment (as something weird happened at Henry VIII i think) and that the actual heir is a man who lives in the middle of the desert in south australia, it was on the news a while ago

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This is true. At least the guy in the Australian desert would have British lineage!

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Meh. But Bush really needs to be kicked out of office after his first term.

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thats comming in november Disection, it will happen when the public feel he has done all he can, (or 2 terms) and another one will be chosen

whith the monarchy, it will be the queen till she dies, then it is Prince Charles, then Prince Harry, no choice

and if they decided to they could take over the running of a commonwealth country (well britan and australia anyway, i dont know about other commonwealth countries)

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This is also true. At least Bush has more British lineage than the Queen!

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ha ha ha ha, he probably has some possum in there too

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Yeah. heh

But Kerry is like somebody you'd expect to see on the news for Abducting Children. He also looks like the judge from the movie "My Cousin Vinnie."

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The Queen's possum hasn't been seen or even heard from for years. We know it's there by smell alone...

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*shakes head* WRONG....so... very... wrong...

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does the australian queen have any actuall power? cause the japanese still have an emperor but hes kinda like the pope, hes a figure head but has no real power

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*Realises mistake* Yeah, we can sometimes hear it, too.

The Queen has no real power. She approves everything that is passed through parliament but she can't refuse anything that is approved by parliament. It's more of an outdated tradition than anything meaningful - a bit like the Royal family themselves, really.

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the australian queen is the same as the british queen

all she does here is aprove recomendations
if she wanted to, she could make the choice
what we have is a governer general, who is the queens representative who must sign all parliment documents to aprove them on behalf of the queen, she chooses the person (i.e. the government submits a recomendation and she agrees)

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Your in Vatican City, who run's it the pope? Correct me if I'm wrong.

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Looks like a winner! I hope Dave finally makes it big time ( as in kicking the hell out of $'tallica in sales and popularity ), because I feel he deserves it and it would make him very happy to out do $'tallica just once. I'm so glad that he went back to his old musical ways. I bet $'tallica are worried about him this time, because he could still the show from them.

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i got a new zombie avatar

and how this thread changed so smoothl;y from rectal reaming to international politics, ill never know

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nice zombie guy

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Looks like one of my ex-girlfriends the day after the night before...

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there are some white stains (ack im taking it back again)

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Dissection is a Vatican royal gaurd and yes, the Pope does kinda run the place.

Hay, Dis, thanks for mailing me some of those holy relics from the vault! I really dig that grail looking thing. It looks great in my bathroom!

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Yeah, sorry about that. *Looks at floor sheepishly*

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the Ark is always entertaining at nu-metal gigs, it turns it into a night of gore

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You could round up the nice looking nu-metal girls (if any) and turn it into a night of porn grind.

Yes! We've come (no pun intended) full circle!

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nu-metal girls are good, especially when they keep their legs spread and their mouth shut

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Yeah the Ark also makes a great coffee table too.

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we probably shouldnt be talking about suple young nu-metal lasses around a married man, should we?

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Aaaaah, the joy that a simple ball gag can bring.

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the best thing is they are impressionable, and they can learn simple things through repetition

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What?... Yes, you should! And once you get married, make sure to get a quick release strap on your ball gags just in case the kids barg in on you

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I always wondered.... how come somone hasent killed the pope by now? I know he has an armored car with a huge ass machinegun on it now (how nice) but i remember he got his ass shot awhile back. All it take is somone whos good with a sniper rifle.

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thats what those plastic clip things are good for
or a lock on the door, then the full leather gimp suit can be brought out

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Bullet
Proof
Glass

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Hahahaha! I'm sure they could learn to wipe salty man spam from their eyes in due course.

Soulinsane: *makes note of suggestion*

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ha ha, i think ill go to bed now, its a tad late (1:30) i will think more of the young and impresionable, and the teachings of soulinsane on the morrow

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I don't think people have bothered because, to be fair, why waste the time to plot an assassination attempt when nature will have him finished off in a few months? He's practically auditioning for Weekend At Bernie's 3 as we speak.

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Im sure somone would do it for status, im surprised some queer black metal necro foo hasent tried it yet

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When does Varg Vikernes get out of jail?

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I don't think they would use a rifle. It's just not black enough! They would use a sword or axe thing and that means getting close. A black metaler wouldn't have a chance of getting that close to the pope, but it would be fun to see them try

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he dosent have the balls

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Weathered-Dead-Boner: "Moooom! you broke my freaking speakers! i hate you, you are a bitch! "
WDB's mom: *fart*

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and he would try it too.

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Hey Soul i gots a question yo.

I say yous in ym crew but dissection foo says you's in his

so which is it dawg?

me or him?

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yes good boy

atifguy: you got work today?
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: yes
atifguy: what time
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: 12
atifguy: cool
atifguy: did you eat breakfast?
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: i had some poop tarts
atifguy: aw come on, man. you need to take care of yourself
atifguy: whens your lunch
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: HEY BITCH I LIKE POOP TARTS
atifguy: how many, and what kind
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: 2 fudge :-D
atifguy: oh man. you should've had some scrambled eggs
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: i dont like egg's
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: unless their covered with a bunch of random non-breakfast food... i thnik they call it an omlet?
atifguy: you don't like anything cool
atifguy: including good breakfasts
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: :'(
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: breakfast isent my thing
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: usually im up at lunch time anyways
atifguy: what time is lunch time
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: uhhh
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: when i get hungry before dinner
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: you know, its really hard trying to bust a nut when i have some brown foo asking me questions about breakfast and lunch
atifguy: what do you think hugh hefner has for lunch
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: 2 1/2 slices of zucini with some warm gravy
atifguy: have you ever had chocolate after unloading? it's nice
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: what does Atif Uddin eat for lunch?
atifguy: uh oh! how do you name my last name!
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: i think its a cute name
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: :-*
atifguy: oh yeah i emailed you that jazz
atifguy: yeah it kicks ass
atifguy: i haven't met anybody who didn't like my nam
atifguy: e
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: yeh well
atifguy: how much do you weight
CFH Dimel3ag CFH: 5000 lbs!

we have the most interestinf conversations :/

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I'm in Delaware, asshat. Vatican City is a joke.

Hes in mine, biatch. I'll cut you like feesh, and give you Hepatitis.

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BLS, baby! I roll with you, Bro! Fuck Dissection in the ear

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Thought so, you my home frie, my main man. We roll through da city streets bumping megadeth yo

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Hill yhea!

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